>can barely fit finger in puss
Well fuck me, op, you might as well be a Disney Princess, you're perfect.
>can barely fit finger in puss
Most penises are going to be thicker than at least 2 of your fingers, you should start practicing.
I have man hands, and mine is as thick as three of my fingers. Besides, you look like you're built for fun, you can take it.
You have no idea what you're doing to me op, I'm at work so I can't even touch myself.
If you're taking request, can I add you anywhere? (Ill keep it as anonymous as you want)
Could you grab a pair of your sexy lingerie, pull it up really high, pull it to the side, and slide a finger in yourself?
I would love to, but I have no lingerie and also I'm not wet enough to. My hymen is very, very large. Thank you for the flattery :)
You make it to easy op, you have a very lovely butt too, I just want to take a huge bite into it.
Could you smack yourself on the ass hard enough to leave a hand print? :3
If you're still willing to do this request, it doesn't have to lingerie.
I just wouldn't mind seeing you leg spread, with your panties to the side, and you satisfying yourself.
That was my hymen, that tiny dot is my opening!
I took so much time smacking myself and it wouldn't show up well. Oh well, just kno that it stings!
awe, I loving that you tried so hard.
(It looks a nice shade of red, wish I could kiss it better.)
I hope you don't mind all my request, I'm having fun.
> Wear some heels, and bend over for me?
That really turns me on. If any of you want to post pics with me, I might be able to get wet enough to put something thin in me.
Breaking my anal virginity publicly. Nice.
Op, I'm hard as fuck, I'm practically fucking my desk. I'd love to satisfy your request, but I only have my iphone.
(I am buying an iphone 6+, and will have both soon, but I think it'll 404 by then.)
I'm really really sorry I can't help you get wet that way.
Is there anything else I can do?
Ouch. The red from the slapping didn't show up very well so I scratched myself :'(
8/10. You got two points off for scaring me with your size. I thought pornstar cocks were exaggerated?
This is shameful, I should be ashamed to fill this request... but I had to pee anyway...
I live in WA.
>this could be us but you playin
Also write "Matt <3" on your tits
yes OP, you're doing it right
I suggest you send me a mail
do a pic like this next
It's not very happy with me sticking something up there without lube. I think I pulled it out too roughly :(
Thanks for the pics OP. Very hot. How you planning on breaking that hymen?
Sorry anons :( I tried very hard to get finger in butt but it just wasn't working.
I wish the red marks would show more, but I nearly cried.
I actually got one in holy shit!!
In a second I am still shocked I got my finger in.
And the award for the most mediocre body in the world goes to...... OP!
> Sharpie in the pussy!
Do it cos fuck the mainstream.
>Doesn't have taunt or Charge
>Sludge Belcher would Control and Sustain it
>Iron Beak would take care of Loque'Nahak
>Hunters Mark/Wild Boar
So many easy kills for it. 7 is the best Mana cost
This is now a Hearthstone thread.
A game from today.
Hey OP, I g2g work
send me a mail to firstname.lastname@example.org
I'll take good care of ya. show you the secrets of your body and psych and raise you from the little slut to the big slut that's hidden underneath
It is 9/9 immediate value and with the deathrattle a maximum of 11/11
For 7 mana you can also get a 7/7 war golem. that card is quite underpowered but still, having a card like this with so much more value is just unbalanced.
Maybe 8 mana is more appropriate, but 7 absolutely not.
No. /b/ got her worked up. /b/ got her wet. /b/ got her finger in the pussy. /b/ took anal virginity. Now she won't call. She won't write. Op used /b/. /b/ feels like such a slut. (The feels... The FEELS!!!)
Jesus, some chick takes her clothes of for you and you think y'all can make her a chan?? if she were to fuck her virgin pussy with a rolling pin to break her hymen for /b/ THEN maybe she'd be Chan worthy.
Ok but the thing is it was mutual. Op was providing us pics and requests and in return she had a good time. Now looking at how willing she was and how kind i doubt she ditched us on purpose. She seems young(virgin) and probably got spooked by someone she lives with. It's almost 5am in washington right now so who knows if someone woke up.
Your virginal desperation is disgusting. Your filth must be cleansed you absolute beta faggots
Dude really?? You took that seriously. It was a virgin jk. Relax. It was fun seeing her post but it's her prerogative whether she wants too or not. I don't give a fuck. Was just makin lols. Granted would've liked her snapchat but again... Her prerogative...
Please. We know she wasn't a slut. She took a picture of her hymen, she didn't have toys or lingerie, and she could barely put a pen in her tight ass without it turning red and puckered. She's wearing a minecraft shirt too if you look closely. Chances are she's like the other virgins on /b/. Overweight, socially awkward, and a horny shut-in.
>h-her bohdi hur rools yoi gouise
Holy fuck. Tumblr gtfo. How can you live yourself you disgusting worm. Kill your fucking self immedietly