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Why the U.K is and always will be better than the U.S.A >cant

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Why the U.K is and always will be better than the U.S.A
>cant win wars on your own bush begged Britain to help with Iraq and Afghanistan. U.K backs down from striking Syria and America backs down immediately and freaks out.
>You speak English
>Your country is ignorant and uneducated
>talk about how rich your country when it's in severe debt and only a fraction of Americans are actually rich compared to the rest
>Your country lacks culture, the only culture you have is literally fast food, celebrities and weapons and the rest is actually minorities’ culture that they bring with them
>complain about religious fanatics when your country is covered in Christian nuts
>Your country is full of criminals and has more prisoners in prisons and jail than anywhere else.
>think you’re patriotic because you support your military and chant U.S.A
>Get your rights trampled on daily by politicians and cops
>deeply obsessed with celebrities they're treated like god's
>your country is lacking history
>thinks they're free when there government is constantly spying and censoring them
>hardworking immigrants built the country for you to go and fuck it up
>make fun of immigrants even though their country was formed by immigrants
>no such thing as 100% American, you're just British then
>massive drug problem
>doesn't consider health care a right to everyone and thinks other countries that have free (tax payers) health care to be socialist even though your police and fire departments work that way. Prisoners have better access to health care than most Americans.
>inb4 butt hurt replies
>inb4 butt hurt Americunts claim it's bait because they can't handle the truth
Glad I don't live there
Glad I live in the greatest country on earth the U.K
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>>577061950
m8 uk is shit, just accept it

fellow britbong
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>>577061950
10/10
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>>577061950
postcode or city?
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>>577062857
>this
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>>577061950
Citizen of Britbongistan here, not going to deny that America is shit but you have to admit that we have a multitude of problems of our own, we are far from what we used to be.
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>>577063572
>Britbongistan
kek and shame at this accurate description
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>>577063572
really depends much where you live
if youre staying in central London you might have that idea, but the true Britain is not central London. Let the sandniggers sandnig
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Haha best threed yet
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>>577064836
I live in the N/E of Scotland and we have our fair share of pakis, poles and romanians. However they have little influence and life carries on as it always has for the most part. I'm just worried about the future of britain as a whole (no voter here btw)
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>>577061950
American here.

Yeah, well, you're right. Personally London's one of my favorite cities in the world. Haven't been lucky enough to travel anywhere else in England or UK.

And British chicks are insanely hot.
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>>577065287
how do you feel about the Polish, South American and Africans though?
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>>577065287
Yeah labour let in 4 million immigrants, at the time there was roughly 55 million Brits so they're fucking us over and at that rate we'll be bowing to prime-minister Muhammad Bin Abdul, I don't care if they come here to work but fuck those that come for free housing and benefits. And have to cheek to spit on our soldiers.
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>>577065906
The Polish tend to keep to themselves, work hard and do shitty jobs nobody else wants to do. However they can be pretty arrogant and tend to get a bit mardy when they are drunk. The South Africans I've encountered tend to be associated with oil, are white and don't act like niggers. Nigerians, on the other hand are ten a penny around here and they are some of the most rude, arrogant bastards I've ever met. Can't stand them. Romanians are human filth but that goes without saying.
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>>577066059

Kill yourself you fucking retard.
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>>577067083
You are a top rate fucking clown. Immigrants are a net benefit in economic terms, the only reason to hate is racism and xenophobia. Britain didn't go to the dogs when we let immigrants in, it's when our own people got lazy, overpampered and fat. We now go around demanding things 'because we are British' whereas the Chinese, Indians and other countries about to be our overlords have 1billion people and work like fucking maniacs for 4p a day.
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>>577067505
Don't tell me your one of those not voting UKIP
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>>577066059
Watch the 25th Hour Monologue. It'll speak to you.
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You act like Americans give a shit, we could bomb your tiny ass island back into the sea and nobody would complain, but then again most countries could be bombed into oblivion and nobody would care because we all fuck each other over
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>>577068615
Implying we don't have nukes and not those shitty fucking Pakistani nukes
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>>577068158
Where did I say I disliked Immigrants? I've never met a polish person I disliked, Ukranians, Latvians etc seeem to get on pretty well and work hard. I dont like Nigerians because of their arrogant attitude, I feel that if you're coming into a country, you should have some humility and respect for cultural norms. The Majority of Romanians I've met have been benifits scroungers or beggars, they bring their pikey ways across with them and pollute the streets.
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You mentioned that only a fraction of Americans are wealthy. True, but the median income (median, not mean) of Americans is significantly higher than that of the U.K. The American middle-class is larger and more prosperous than that of the U.K.

And your attacks on our culture, or the supposed lack thereof, focus on the products of the entertainment industry that reach your shores. There are distinct, homegrown cultures here, from the Deep South to New England to the upper Midwest.

Also, concerning your absurd comment about our reliance upon your military, while we didn't really need your help with Iraq and Afghanistan (though we were of course happy to have it), you did need our help in World Wars I and II.
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>>577068615
Nukes
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>>577068545
Enjoyed it thanks anon, though I hate Muslim Pakis, I like Indians mainly because they hate Pakis and will eventually invade them and destroy Islam.
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Really wish you didn't export your damn royalty to my tabloids. Where's my bigfoot?
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>>577061950
Obligitory
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>>577069223
American Nukes-7,315
UK Nukes-225
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>>577069000
>Also, concerning your absurd comment about our reliance upon your military, while we didn't really need your help with Iraq and Afghanistan (though we were of course happy to have it)
No you did need us there and don't know shit if you think you didn't.

>you did need our help in World Wars I and II
>WWI
We could of won that by ourselves easily and we led the main battle at Amiens that resulted in the Germans surrendering 7 weeks later

>WWII
Team effort, U.K would never have been invaded. Don't forget we let you use our Country so you get in the war, we supplied your troop (You supplied ours too), fed your troops and let you launch an offensive using our airstrips
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>>577069000
As a Brit I have to agree.
Britain has a distinct problem of a lot of people masquerading to be middle class, when they really are not. Class is a massive issue we have.
In America people don't seem to care generally what typecast they portray, there isn't so much exaggeration but there is a bigger spread of wealth.
The UK's version of Las Vegas is a place called Blackpool, a town nearly bankrupt.
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>>577070310
What in fucks name does that prove? You can't re-nuke a city once you've nuked it. If Britain and America were at war we'd send 225 nukes into your major cities and destroy them. You'd send idk 24 or so to Britain and we'd be utterly destoyed. It is a pretty American way of thinking to simply assume more more more is better.
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>>577071130
>The UK's version of Las Vegas is a place called Blackpool, a town nearly bankrupt.
Gambling is legal everywhere in the U.K and it's not in America only Las Vegas which is why they prosper more there.

I know Blackpool has more casinos but imagine if gambling was illegal everywhere except Blackpool, then Blackpool would be booming
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Yes, continue to complain about the United States on an American website on the American-invented Internet. Make sure to say it nice and loud so GCHQ can hear you.

Also why is the USA ranked 9 spots higher on the Human Development index?

On a related note, what's up with the UK's inferiority complex?
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Suck a dick wanker
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The uk has the most discusting food on earth. And i traveled quite a bit. Food is vague, all flavours are similar. All their food is hyped on salt. The tea is discusting. Coffee and beer are water. No taste. No flavour. People literally look like shit. Ugly faces, ugly boddies with fat doscusting ankles, even on slim sluts. Oh. Sluts everywhere. Their sense of fashion is toilet. Get drunk on water beer and piss themselves and behave like niggers. Sinks have two separate hot and cold. So you cant mix the two to get warm water. Highest drug use and criminal (homicide) rate in the EU. High percentage of population lives in russian like condition. They never defeated an european or civilized nation in war. Lost to france and us. Only one agains nig nigs and sand niggers. Raped by vikings. Raped by romans. Raped by spanish. Poor education. Geberal knowledge at the ground.
Only reason they are rich is for the commomwealth paying taxes (canada australia and india provide roughly all income.) Highly lazy and unproductive people. Low skilled and poor abled by genes.
Cheaper than jews. They consider themselves superior but fail at eu standards constantly.
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>>577061950
Yet you have such an inferiority complex when it comes to America, you felt the need to type out a lengthy post to try to justify your feelings. Sad.
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Trips.
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>>577072890
And here's the reason as to why Americans can't speak, nor write, English.
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>>577072351
The World Wide Web is a British invention you dumb fuck, as are most relevant inventions.
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>>577073060

>World Wide Web
>Internet
>same thing

And I'm the dumb fuck. The World Wide Web wouldn't function without the Internet, kiddo.
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>>577073843
And you wouldn't be on here without the World Wide Web, kidette
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>>577073059
The rhetoric of British English means nothing when we control global media. History is written by the victorious.
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>>577074345
Oh, okay, sure. Go on, and ignore the fact that they spelt disgusting as discusting. Oh, and doscusting once.
Because obviously, it's not spelt as disgusting in American English as well. And bodies are spelt as "boddies", and apostrophes don't exist, and Canada obviously pays taxes to the Queen, even today.
Okay. Onwards then, faggot, and have confidence.
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>>577069554
>>577068990
>>577067083
>>577066059
>>577065287
Posts like this just make me cringe! Short memories much..?

The imperial histories of UK AND USA have always (and will always) ended in mass theft, mass murder, deliberate introduction of viral/biological weapons (syphilis to the NATIVE AMERICANS, depleted Uranium shells in middle east conflicts (esp. Iraq where over 1million CIVILIANS have been slaughtered) and just general EVIL SHIT!

I think that we should all remain AWARE that when other cultures enter our shores, it is not with the express intent of CULLING OUR POPULATIONS and RAPING OUR NATURAL RESOURCES under the guise of 'spreading democracy' or widening the empire portfolio.

Whatever your stance - right, left or centre, we MUST ALL AGREE THAT DEATH TO INNOCENTS IS ALWAYS WRONG - otherwise the HUMAN RACE is TRUELY FUCKED, never mind specific countries suffering individual problems! We ALL FAIL if we become the savages that the corporate ruling elite are, yet somehow pass the blame onto other less developed nations for being 'UNCIVILISED'!

Peace /b/ro's
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Canadian master race reporting in

All the sardonic charm of the English
Plenty of wealth in the form of natural resources
Easy access to US culture and opportunities without having to live there
Canadian girls kick ass
Socialized health care
Respected around the world
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>>577075263
Respected around the world is a tad of an over statement, isn't?
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At least we have dentists in the USA
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>>577075557
Ah, yes, the teeth argument.
How terribly original of you, there.
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>>577075127
What a fucking liberal cunt!

>577075263
All are true except
>Respected around the world
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ok so im a birt-murca fag here, and tbh if you put both countries together.... you'd have the most bad ass fucking awesome place on earth


BUT MOST OF ALL >>577075263
FUCK CANADIAN!!!
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>>577075557
We have them here to except we don't pay a single penny for them, or any other health care too
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>>577075512
yeah I guess, I got carried away.
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Amerifag reporting in to say that the US is just another branch of British culture. No point talking shit to each other when were both the same god damn people...
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And the teeth. With their skin. Makes me shiver
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>>577075263
Gained independence in 1982
>kek
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Everyone knows Canadians smuggle illegals across the border posing as professional hockey teams.
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>>577075982
Only truth in your post is that filename
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The Anglosphere will [continue to] rule the world.

No exceptions.
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>>577075982
brit to leave euro zone

murca-brit to join together.... fucking most awesome thing ever
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>>577075881
If the US and UK joined up they'd be alot of countries getting rekt'd but that would never happen as America is a republic and I'm happy with the U.K by itself
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>>577075736
Its ironic that the British made the toothbrush. Frankly, given the status of their teeth, I would assume that most British people haven't determined what they are used for.
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>>577076260
Double plus good idea!
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>>577075773
I'm not a liberal, I wouldn't even say my views are either.. I'm just human!

I don't believe in double standards - it always comes back to bite you in the ass!

The hornets nest (middle-east and sympathizers) has been stirred and I just don't want to see either of out countries suffer as a result! It doesn't seem that ISIS wants to negotiate - I pray no more are killed on our streets!

Maybe you just see things from a more nationalistic perspective than me - I can respect that! I don't think that when the SHTF that either of our (UK or US) ruling elites will give a damn about anybody 'beneath them'..

Thats when I believe we will start to feel more 'human' - all of us! When we see the enemy behind the curtain, so to speak!

Im English btw, and proud of it!
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>>577075030
Overall, as an American I love you. You are my ally and I would die for you. Colonies til' the end.
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>>577076260
UK isn't in the Euro Zone, it's in the EU. There's a difference.
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I can buy steak knives and my streets dont have cameras on them.
I win
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>>577076260
Only decent thing I heard coming from an American
>brit to leave euro zone
And you can blame the E.U for fucking up our trading arrangements with the U.S to bring us closer.
And if we do leave the E.U we'll most likely set up a new arrangement with the Commonwealth which we are already pushing.
And the U.S are a republic which means they reject a Monarchy i.e The Queen of England
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>>577076418
Sure, because chemically treating one's teeth with all manners of things just for appearance is definitely the way to go.

>>577076813
I find this amusing, as I've never actually stated that I am British.
Postively hilarious, actually.
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>>577077035
they might reject the monarchy but damn i can tell you every time I'm in the USA they are more interested in our monarchy system than any brit-fag I've ever know, (even more than my nan is and she's meet the queen lol)
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>>577065613
Visit Liverpool and you’ll change your mind quickly
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>>577070310
>implying anybodies ever going to fucking use them
Pretty much there so nobody else makes a move, like a shit game of chess.
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>>577077457
>they might reject the monarchy but damn i can tell you every time I'm in the USA they are more interested in our monarchy system
Yeah but there Governments stance is anti monarchy which would prevent the U.K ever joining up with U.S and the British are an Independent people. Beside Britain would be a state if they did join together
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>>577061950
DAMN, op isnt even trying. at least put a fucking worm on the end of that hook, git gud at b8ing m8
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>>577077430
Are you British?

If this were a partisan debate and I had to assume which party you were representing, which would the consequential; that you are arguing on behalf of the British or the Americans.

Also, nice pic. I rate you a 10/10.
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Anyway, this thread doesn't seem like it will mature beyond mindless racism and xenophobia so I may as well just call it quits now!

If anything was to happen to our way of life eg. nuclear winter, pandemic etc do you honestly think that the less developed would accept s with open arms if we continue our current policies?!

Not to mention, globalization is actually having a detrimental effect to western economies - all it is doing is pushing the others countries closer together where they actually trade fairly amongst themselves!

Over the next 50 years it is projected that the world wealth will be split 60/40 will the developing nations taking the lions share and the west having only 40%

Don't believe me? Watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOwZwkhFemQ

James Wolfensohn, former president of The World Bank makes this projection!
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>>577078061
US president marries royalty.
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>>577078061
our monarchy is a tourist attraction, USA government doesnt represent a large proportion of it populations options and when I'm talking about joining its more in alliances and trade deals that being us closer together and allow us both to work on keeping us on top of the food chain of the world
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>>577078365
Have you ever seen British royalty man, ugh. I'm from the U.K and they're ugly cunts. Plus if that did happen that wouldn't mean they'd join together and the President would not be able to overrule the Constitution which declare the U.S a republic
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>>577078264
Nope, not in the slightest. I am going to argue on their behalf, though, because I rather prefer it to the alternative.
Thank you.
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>>577072890
Lost it at coffee and beer are water and the food rant.

Still laughing like a drain, thank you.
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>>577079018
If you are from a different shit tier of a country I am going to laugh.
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>>577079218
Any bets as to the shit tier country, then?
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>>577071424
Moar cheezburgers are better.
captcha: lacking ambination
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>>577072890
PLEASE NO ONE REPLY TO THIS BAIT, ITS LAUGHABLE
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>>577079315
Republic of Ireland?
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>>577073843
The internet wouldn't exist without the computer which wouldn't exist without etc.......
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Explain how the invasion or occupation would have been impossible or even much more difficult for the U.S. without the U.K.

Also, I agree it was a team effort. But much of the British contribution would have been impossible without Lend-Lease. Moreover, we didn't need to be there. The U.S. was even less likely to have been invaded than the U.K. (which was being bombed, unlike the U.S.). But we entered the war nonetheless, and to your benefit. You letting us use your country in order to bail you out doesn't mean we owe you anything.

Finally, in your original post, you said Americans speak English. We don't. You speak an antiquated dialect of American.
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>>577079410
I'm not in any of those islands.
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>>577078840
>our monarchy is a tourist attraction
Sort of true but the Queen is literally Head of State of country in the Commonwealth which is a big deal. She still passes every law in Parliament and is the first person the Commonwealth go to in a dispute
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>>577079689
anything she does in brit parliament is just for show, if are parliament wanted they could just bypass her but it just looks nice and helps sell the only tourist trade we have haha
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>>577078973
Loose interpretation of the Constitution and amendments.
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>>577076102
Where in England do you live with all of these people who have bad teeth?

Living here all my life the only people I see with bad teeth are drug users, odontophobists or alcoholics (probably because of our apparently free social health care system).

I would argue that either of those problems in itself is more noteworthy than dental cosmetics.
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>>577079532
You don't even know how to reply to me

>Finally, in your original post, you said Americans speak English. We don't. You speak an antiquated dialect of American.

No you speak English, It was an American guy Webster who started to rationalise the English language in the late 19th century
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>>577076102
because amerifags all have filed down their teeth and replaced with porcelain caps
or gold grills
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>>577070310
None of which mean a goddamn thing, as if the USA let off a single one, China Russia Europe and Korea aswell as any other fucker that has them would let theirs loose, and we'd all be fucked.

And as for the usa's international influence, that's already on the way out. At the moment the dollar is the de-facto trade currency, which lets the USA take a cut and fine banks of countries that trade or whatever with people they don't like millions or billions. but China has started to set up their yuan as a new trade currency, and Russia has already ditched the dollar, and most of Europe and Asia is apparently trying to get in on it too
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>>577080073
Yeah I'm not sure but it's in there somewhere that America will remain a republic.

>>577079956
I know but she does have some powers in the Commonwealth
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>>577079956
Kinda like the US Congress.
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Britbongs bitching about America sound exactly like feminists bitching about men...
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>>577080275
yep

but the uk is just old europe to china
so we'll only be slaves to that rising empire
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>>577080441
what you mean over india, Canada and other places not many people care about

>>577080509
you sir, win at the internet today
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>>577061950
>>think you’re patriotic because you support your military and chant U.S.A
wut but that is patriotism op u fucking teatime haver USA USA USA !!!!
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