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what would you like to do to this sweet lump of flesh, /b/ ?

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what would you like to do to this sweet lump of flesh, /b/ ?
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Hit her in the face.
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>doesnt need feminism
>her mandible is already too empowered
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throw her back in the ocean
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She looks like a Muppet
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Op, you in Calgary? I've seen that mongoloid on tinder
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>>576997235
winner winner chicken dinner!
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>>576997071
>feminist

Well shit, butter my butt and call me biscuit.

An ugly girl who happend to be a feminist too.

This is shoking
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Holy damn she's ugly
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>>576997071
Why are all ugly girls feminists?
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>>576997071
>Vegetarian

The fuck does she eat?
Jesus fuck, what does she eat trees or some shit?
Holy fuck that bitch has a huge mouth.

I've seen whales with smaller mandibles than that.
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pffff HAHAHAHAA
>feminist, vegetarian, journalist, music junkie
literally the most annoying kind of person
and she's ugly
and she's fat, god damn, what a mess
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Mug her
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Take her out to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again
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>>576998043
too far man
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>>576997071
pls show us her other pictures
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>>576997071
BO SELECTA!
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>>576998449
hang on I'll see if I can find
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>>576997071
shes boring and she would irritate me everyday on politics and her beliefs. NOPE gtfo!
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>>576998710
kek
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>>576997372
this!
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>>576997071
3 minutes each side oughta do it
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>>576998736
lurking
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She has a fuzzy chin
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>>576997071
every feminist has this smug fucking grin that makes me want to knock them the fuck out.
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By "journalist" she means sitting in her bedroom all day posting editorials on her tumblr page about the inequality on humankind....
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This fucking thing is a men OP.
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The only good thing about her is probably her hair. Also, what the fuck did she do to her lips, Jesus Christ.
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>>576997071
>mfw that trainwreck of a face
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A feminist fish?
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Delivering another picture.
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>>576999740
....mother of god....
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>>576999740
"die cis scum"?
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>>576999740
It gets worse...
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And another.
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>>576997071
Please, someone, shave that dogs ass and teach it to walk backwards
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>>576999740
Good fucking lord.
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>>576999740
shrek/10
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>>576999740
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so what's her tumblr URL?
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>>577000008
>5770000000
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>>577000360
>>5770000000
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And guys: she lets the melons hang free.
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cut her eyebrows and lips off the reform her cheek bones
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>>577000665
stahp!
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>>577000665
Please give twitter info
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>>576997071
from all the things listed, i laughed about "journalist" the most.

Tap that frog op
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So, so, so punchable.
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>>576997071
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>>577000904

A truly hideous creature, both inside and out.
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>>576997071
Don't act like you people don't want those big ass juicy lips around your dicks.
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>>577000904
If I saw that on the streets, I'd probably run for my life!
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>>577000979
Top kek

Also give us Twitter/Facebook info OP
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>>577001043
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>>577000904
She looks like she knows something about you that you don't know...
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>>577001143
OP probably wont deliver but i found it

https://twitter.com/maryinjune
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>>576999740
I wonder how it must feels knowing your own parents wish you had died during birth?
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>>576999740
oh... nono, but halloween is over anon, plz
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SHOOT ON SIGHT GENTLEMEN!
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>>577000000
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>>576997071
If it has vagina, yes.
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>>577001289
Well, hell, there it is.

also, website: www maryinjune.com

Other winning pictures:
https://twitter.com/maryinjune/status/517163454130823168/photo/1
https://twitter.com/maryinjune/status/518539213978222593/photo/1
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>>577000360
>>577000493
Hey moron, I did it: >>577000000
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oh god.
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>>577001307
Top kek
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>>577000904
is she wearing one of those fake joke lips you can buy at the toy store?
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>>576997071
God this thing is fucking terrifying.
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>>577000097

its 2am and i'm looking at this ugly bitch.

her friend here is nice though.
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>>577001828
Roo oh
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>>577001828
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Found facebook too:
www facebook com/mary.mccomish
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LMAO she's Flappy Bird!
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>>577002229
Sir you are a god amongst men
*salutes*
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>>577001828
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>>576997202

this is the best thing I may have ever read. I wish I knew you IRL so we could laugh all fucking day being salty as fuck
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>>577001828
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Where did you find this whale OP? You know her IRL?
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>>577000979
came here just to make sure this had been posted.
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>>577002390
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>>577002784
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>>577002704
Nope just saw her on tinder and did a bit of digging.
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>>576999740
ayy lmao
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>>577002937
>tinder
>this snorlax is on fucking tinder
>allofmywat.jpg
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>>576997071
Fixed this jaw monster
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>>577001828

I bet her pussy smells like pizza Combos
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>>576997071

My concern is how she's a vegetarian. Doesn't this mean she's a cannibal if she even puts her teeth on a potato?
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>>577002704

its tinder.
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Is this some kind of joke?

Evolution skipped this monster.

Kill it and call it a late term abortion!
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>>577003087
Not to knock your skill, but you didn't.
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>>577003087
Well done. Reduce the lips and she actually might be okay.

I mean, apart from her beliefs and attitude and everything.
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>>577001485
Her website is empty. I was curious about her work... how disappointing.
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i'd give her ebola then survive long enough to watch her bleed out
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>>577003087
shes ugly as fuck even with digital manipulation
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green goblin/10
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i solved the mystery

from http://music-mademedoit blog spot com/
>2. I have Scoliosis and Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
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jackpot

>8. I get emotional really easy
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>>577003393
I was about to give it a try... But I realized it will took me hours. And I don't give enough fucks.
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Here's a pic she drew of herself
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>>577004023
wow, good detectiving.

holy shit that syndrome is weird as hell. it makes you have crazy flexible joints and rubbery skin -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ehlers-Danlos_thumb.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ehlers-Danlos_syndrome4.jpg
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>>577004209
th-this is bait right?
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>>577000263
maryinjune.tumblr.com
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>>576997071
You wanna suck my dick
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tfw
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>>576997071
I'd like to forget that I ever saw that horrifying face.
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>>577004023
> 1. I'm 4' 9" and I'm not growing anymore

She's a fucking hobbit.
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>>577003571
What's wrong with her body?
Everything seems misfitted, too large, too weird. Like a charactere in mmo, when you shuffle the physical attributs.
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>>577001828

At least she has a strong sense of humor.
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Imagine the /b/lowjobs those lips have seen!
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>>577000236
here you go friend. have the larger, webm version.
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>>577004686
she's got scoliosis and ehlers-danlos syndrome.
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>>577003571
she probably just needs a little guidance and a little love, and a threadmill

thats still easier than trying to change a ho
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>>576997071
what the fuck is wrong with her face
legit scared for my life who summoned the final boss?????
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i dont have an okcupid so i cant see this but its hers. not sure if active or not

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/mxxmccomish
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LOL is that what she really looks like?..Yeah I'd, probably fuck her.
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>>577004620
Dat chin hair.
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>>577003571
what the fuck
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>>577005001
not active, unfortunately
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>>577005021
Seen more pics.Changed my mind, pull out.
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>>577004620
Fucking gross.
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>>577005060
Holy shit nigger did not notice
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>>577005569
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>577000796
my fucking sides
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>>577005569
>Slow fucking clap
>should get her to join circus
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>>577005569
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get ready for tits guise
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>>577006528
yesssss keep us updated
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>>577006528
Aw yissssssssssssssssssssss
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>>577001828
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>>577006528
do it faggot
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hello family lol
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She looks like a taxidermied potato
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welp this must be mama mccomish

www.facebook com/fionnuala.mccomish
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>>577006918
whoaaaaa can we get some pics of "Fionnuala"


fuck me

> Fionnuala
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>>576997071
>>576997071
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Would fuck Haley
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>>577006528
goddammit anon,now she thinks someone finds her attractive. oh well, its too late now, continue.
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>>577007563
keep the dream alive
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>>577001828
Does she have the downs?
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>>576997071
Kill it with fire.
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her skype is also maryinjune in case anyone wants to skaip sex
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Someone kill it
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>>577008140
ahhhh is tere a self-sacrificing anon willing to do this? could pose as a member of some band to set up an interview
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>>576998043
Dorothy mantooth is a saint!
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>>576997071
I fucking gagged.
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>>577000979
What the fuck is this from
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>>576999740
Hahahahaha
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>>577008618
bo selecta mate
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>>576997071

Perfect dick sucking lips.

>Bunch of faggots ITT, what a surprise.
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>>577008268
not a bad idea actually
also im too lazy to dig any deeper
do what you will with what i posted
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>>577008618
Kelly Osbourne from Bo Selecta
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>>577003571
No
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>>577000796
10/10 post right der
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>>577008268
I've added her on Skype, waiting for her to accept.
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>>577000979
Brilliant
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>>577005569
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>>576997071
Kill it with fire.
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>>577001828
>>577003571

Everything was acceptable until this happened.
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