Hi /b/. I'm poor as fuck, lonely and tired. Blah blah blah, whatever. I really need to eat tonight. I have 49p in my bank account and I just want some food. Haven't eaten in 2 days.. I will try and return the favour if someone is generous enough. Thanks. If you can afford it, please tell me and let me know so I can hook you up with my paypal. Thanks again.
bump i want to see this /b/ro get fed.
Posting sexy ladies as gratification for all this kindness :')
Thank you so fucking much!! You've made my goddamn halloween,
this thread is now about fight club and jackdurden.com
Buy a shit ton of pasta (yes it's bland) however you can make a lot of meals with it. Sauce is cheap if you buy tesco/morrisons own. I live it Stoke & I honestly know how bad it is right now. Pasta keeps me going though.
Can I also have some money? I want to buy a SC:GO case, if I get a knife I'll split the earnings with you. p-please, I forgot to mention I'm also suffering from ebola and have not had any food for 13 days.
That's it. I'm so fucking hungry,I'm about to die. Give me a request and an amount of cash moola you'll be willing to donate and I'll bloody do anything. Sorry if this is desperate, but I'm getting so hungry. Mache Alles
I hadn't read through the thread, OP I'm pretty disappointed in your for ordering a pizza with this money, I'll still give it to you though, but I'd really much rather you spend it on items that will last you for more than a meal, I don't know how much bread, lunchmeat and cheese costs over there, or rice or something that will last longer.
>can't wait to head home after this march
>I hope I can find some food to live another couple hours
>can't see what the future holds
keep on shitposting anon
Pretty sure op is either a massive troll or just a fucking retard. Who buys pizza when starving? Buy cheap food and get more of it from Tesco. In fact, who chooses internet over money for food either. Begging doesn't solve anyones problems.
Here is the current donations: Not being able to buy a pizza because its too fucking late.. I'll be able to buy lunch though if I hold out. Thanks again.
Dude.. if this is real.. I swear to god, I need to find out where I can talk to you properly so I can thank you. If you're not a trolling piece of shit I will love you forever.
I was once given 3 bitcoins for silkroad to buy weed for my epilepsy from a generous anon.
that btc went on a gram of the best ganja, then went on to be worth quite a lot of money...
It's sent. There's a hold for transactions over a certain amount or some shit, but it should show up in your balance already as pending? Don't worry about thanking me, just spread the good karma /b/ro
For those of you that can't be bothered reading any of the top posts, really generous guys just gave me a total of £12 which will be enough to buy me a decent lunch for tomorrow that I can save over a few days. I'm poor as shit as I was fired from my job and none of my friends helped me out. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever really seen and people are being genuinely nice. Also, some guy just said he sent me $2000. Probably a troll, but if not.. that's my fucking life saved. That's worth it.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
We also know you'll probably spend it on steam sales.
since when did /b/ become a charity center for the people that waste their time on 4chan ?
wtf, this is not the first time this week.
I will be doing tomorrow. If this guy is for real, that's enough money to get me on my feet until I can get a job. That's enough for me. I'm not asking for any of the extra money, people are just being generous. All I wanted was £10.
Not trolling, haha and I can't afford to send it again if you're trying to hustle me. Check your email. I'd post a screencap, but I don't want to fuck up and give out personal info. The payment page said an email has been sent to you, so check 'em.
FUCK THANK YOU! Just came through. I'll be able to get a proper meal.
so tell me what got you so low that you had to beg on 4chan for money? can't you get a job and earn money like everyone else? if youre posting you clearly have access to the internet and therefore live under a roof so you have a rent to pay. if you seriously didn't have money you'd be begging for more in order to pay rent. you might have some newfags fooled but I can see righ through you lol. prove me wrong by posting a pic of an empty fridge in a shitty apartment and I might actually give you something. until then you can go ahead and enjoy the money youre getting. oh and one mroe thing, if you seriously don't have money for food i hope you weren't actually going to spend that shit on pizza. get some fruits/vegs so that you can at least stay alive you stupid fuck.
I'm with a friend. We don't have any food atm, he's low on cash too. Enough to pay rent but not support the both of us. I just wanted to pay for a meal for us to share. Think what you want man. This is the best night of my shitty life.
>come back to 4chan for first time in a while
>seeing this thread
> expecting everyone to say fuck you like they should
>everyone believes him
>mfw you're fucking idiots
>mfw 4chan is dead
I figure so. It's gone out of my account in any case. Probably just the middleman aggregating interest under the guise of fraud protection. This thread's probably going to die before it gets sent through and everyone will think I'm trolling. Whatever, my good deed for the year is done in any case.
Confirmation should definitely be in your email...
bradford acccents sound honest over the internet as well as in real life. I'd buy a used car from OP.
>pic related - one of yours
I don't trust skype in case you're being an opportunistic lowlife and trying to scam me; would prefer it to remain anonymous. I read somewhere about a 3 hour holding time that may or may not apply to this payment, but you'll eventually get it in any case/have it now and have alterior motives
What have you done to help Yorkshire's most famous son?
these guys get it.