let's play a game niggers
>You are a colony of 10, 5 men and 5 women. >You set foot on new land, nearby you spot a horse and a single apple tree, you also spot a house across the river, which is inaccessible to you at this point.
every turn you may perform two actions, after two actions the board updates
7 and 9 is winrar
All women are now infertile due to permanent damage to their private parts.
The men have nothing to make sandwiches out of.
>3 or 5 is new winrar
You drown 3 men in the river
You proceed to cut down the tree and turn it into a raft, the tree is gone and instead you have some leftover twigs and 6 apples.
>8 or 0 is new winrar
You tear down the house, To your surprise, there was a wizard living in it.
As the civilization begins to take root I keep the horse hidden and secretly train him. I use his hair to make strong ropes and branches from the trees to fashion sharp spears. Once I completely trust the horse I ride him into the settlement and lasso the 4 other men into submission. just like riding back and forth really fast and hitting them with the spears so their injured. I tie them up as my slaves and for genetic diversity. Then I'll let the horse have a drink, i eat an apple. keeping an eye on the women pushing them to the ground if they try to free the dudes.
You rape the wizard.
You finish the Jeff Goldblum shrine (which is made out of gold which the wizard had in his house from practicing alchemy)
You come to an agreement with the wizard, you promise not to rape him anymore if he turns the horse into a fertile woman, he agrees.
>3 or 6 is winrar
(also it takes time to draw, be patient faggots)
You kill all the women.
You make a farm, even though you have nothing to plant in it.
>1 or 2 is winrar