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Can any girls here give me their opinion on facials?

Do you guys like getting them at all? Do you try to avoid tasting any of it? Does it turn you on or make you feel like a whore?
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Bump for interest
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>>576737395
my wife surprised me with one one time, I told her I thought it was hotter, and felt better when she swallowed (which is what she normally does)
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>>576737949
Yeah i had a really slutty girlfriend and after we dated for awhile she laid under my balls and tugged my dick until I came on her face. She licked a little off her lips and mentioned something about the taste. Turned me on like crazy but now I feel like every girl ill date in the future has been defiled by cum on her face
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>>576738167
I am amazed that a small number of women swallow. When my wife and I started dating she wouldent even take it in her mouth, then I told her it kills the mood me pulling out so she started spitting, then she was like you know I dont really even taste it if I just swallow.
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>>576737949
Married here too i was never a fan of jizzing on a girls face. My wife never liked it either however when she finishes me off with oral coitus she swallows everytime and I'm okay with it.
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>>576738629
>tfw I creampie my wife every time

Been dating/married 5 years and for the last 4 I have never pulled of her pussy/ass.

Do most married fags constantly creampie the pussy?

>also no kids here
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>>576738804

When we didn't want kids. Only just after her period.

When we were trying for kids
Everytime.

Now that she's pregnant.
Sometimes. About as often as before
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>>576739025
Was she not on BC? My wife is on BC and religiously takes her pill (she hates kids which is good in my book). Shes never been late either.

>it makes me wonder if one of us is sterile
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>>576738804
Never been married but i've creampied all my girlfriends constantly. Sometimes it was alright, but I had this one nasty bitch and every time I pulled out there was a gust of air or a farting sound and jizz would just shoot out and run down her nasty slut leg
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>>576737395
It tastes really strange, in a bad way. I don`t like it at all but I only do it because my boy likes it. it doesn`t turn me on its more like...meh....Its sticky and i feel disgusting when I get it in my face.
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>>576738804
No kids here and aren't planning on them, and the answer is almost everytime although she enjoys giving blowjobs and will sometimes finish me off with a blowjobs.
Dated about 3 years been maried four now
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>>576739339
>tfw I sometimes blow in my wifes coochie to embarrass her when it makes the fart sound.

Im going to do it tonight, shes in the shower getting ready now kek
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>>576739396
I knew it. Girls don't really like it they just do slutty shit for their boyfriends because they're lost in the moment and think they'll keep him and then when they have to find someone else they do the same shit all over again without telling them
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how did you convince your wife to even let you cum in her mouth, i can't get mine to get close to it. ANY help would be awesome
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>>576737395
who's the gal in op's pic?
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>>576739984
see>>576738405
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>>576739984

Marry a woman who isnt a bitch.

I cum in my wifes:
-Face
-Mouth
-Titties
-Ass Crack
-Pussy

I went away for work for 2 weeks and I came back, we instantly fucked and I came on :
Her leg, stomach, boobs, neck, face, hair, the wall, the window behind the bed, the bed frame, and the blinds.

TL;DR - Get a new wife fggt

picture related - Its my wife
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>>576739731
Hope she enjoys an air embolism.
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>>576740396
Can we see your wifes tits?
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I found that younger girls are usually down for a money shot/ mouth shot(25 and under). Consequently older single women as well (Anything over 25). Then there is the sluts who will ast least act like they love it. I dated one 18 year old chick when I was in college who I swear was obsessed with my cum. She would eat it off the couch, my stomach, or out of her pussy. Now I am engaged and I still have only came in her mouth a few times. So it depends on the girl, and the situation.
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>>576740450

that's not how you get an embolism is you dumb cunt.
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>>576740396
This happened a few days ago

>wife gets up early for work
>she gets out of the shower
>I am awake too thanks to all the noise
>shes about to start her period (meaning she hasnt taken BC in a few days so I will need to pullout)
>she gets her hair, and makeup all done ready to start the day
>start playing with her
>she gets horned up
>decide on a quicky
>bend her over and fuck her brains out
>go to pull out (very rarely do it so Im not too good at it)
>blow my load unexpectedly far and it gets in her hair
>tfw no time to fix it so she goes to work (at a elementary school) with my cum in her hair

It was a hot thought
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>>576740396
Your wife goes in to the classic slut category.
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ITT fat fucking losers pretend they have wifes who arent whales
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>>576737395

My current gf is the only one who has ever willingly taken a facial from me and liked it.

Most girls I've dated made it pretty clear from the beginning that they didn't want cum near their faces (they pull away or dodge if it gets too close). And then with my wife, I accidentally hit her on the chin a couple of times and she didn't seem to mind. But one time when we were really fucking wasted and I said I was going to cum on her face and she said that was fine. So I did...and I've never seen such a look of disgust in my entire life. Seriously, she looked like she would have preferred having shit smeared on her face. It was such a turn off that I never even considered it again.

But with my current gf, one time I almost hit her with a cumshot on the face and afterward she was like, I don't care if you cum on my face. So the next time I did and she went crazy. Now I cum on her face about 1/4 of the time.

I'll say this though, I've noticed that she acts like it's WAY hotter if she hasn't had an orgasm yet or if I cum on her face while she's masturbating. If she's just waiting for me to jerk off on her face, like in a porn, she seems to not be into it so much.

Also, I always aim for her cheek or chin, never at her eyes or nose...she told me every girl she's ever talked to hates getting cum near their eyes and nose.

>>576738167
I can relate to this bro. I shudder to think of other guys blowing loads on my gfs face. Feels bad man.

>>576738804
>>576739025

I haven't cream pied a pussy since college. I feel like it's about like sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation. I had one gf who really preferred it though...she said it made her feel closer to me or some shit.
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>>576739984
Don't ask, just do it.
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>>576737395
do not want
does not turn me on at all
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>>576737395
would you like your girl's pussy juices splattered all over your face?

porns a bitch aint it
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>>576740773

I have 1000x pictures of her...unfortunetly I will not share :(

>>576741069

that it fucking hot. Once we were fucking before she was on BC and she insisted on me cumming in her even tho I wasnt wrapped up. that was pretty hot as well.

>>576741108
Ty, Ty
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>>576741559
Ha
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>>576737395
>>576740120
Nickey Huntsman
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>>576741281
srs, go back to /pol/
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>>576741559

Yes, yes I would.

If I ever get a girl to squirt in my face, ill be in heaven m8.
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>>576741281
Yeah i assumed most people here would be talking about their experiences with fat chicks, or fat chicks just posting. I guess fat people are kinda people too so it counts. They're just selfish gross people with no willpower and hate themselves for not being normal.
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>>576737395
Sperm is always inconvenient if not swallowed, that's why I always swallow (would never suck somebodys dick if I dont love them). I don't love it, I certainly do not enjoy the taste, its just easier - you don't need to clean up. Especially if I gather every single drop which I always do.
So I would avoid getting cum on my face, since it's the messiest option out there, the smell and warmth of it would make me gag and I would feel like a fucking piece of furniture.
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Never done it despite having gf's/FWB who were down

I'm a sucker for creampies
its my main fetish and I can't help it
I always cum inside girls no matter how fucking stupid and reckless it is
Like I said...I can't help it.
Got a few knocked up but none of them stupid/evil enough to keep it thankfully
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>>576742197
Okay so it grosses you out too much to have on your face, but you can have it sit in your mouth and go down your throat and sit inside your body for 20 minutes?
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>>576739339
My gf's pussy makes a farting noise sometimes.
>is she a slut?
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>>576738405
wait its not common? I have dated 3 girls and all three had no problem swallowing. I suppose i am just lucky.
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I like facials. It makes me feel good to know that my guy wants to cum on my face. I'll usually lick it up afterwards, I never really understood the concept of spitting. It's there already, just swallow it.

It can make me feel like a whore sometimes but that only depends on if thats the mood we're in. If I want to feel like a whore he knows it and cums on my face and makes me feel like one. It doesn't do anything for me, but it does something for him so I don't mind it.
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>>576742197
implying your a women, id cum on your face
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I love facials but not as much as a deep throat cum.
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>>576742361

>>576742197 has actually had sex, can't say the same for you

sperm smells man. what porn doesn't show you is the cleanup
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I wouldn't say I enjoy it. But I enjoy that my so enjoys it. It kinda makes me feel like a slut and I do like that.
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>>576742197
>>576742546
it would be lulz, id cum all over the place just to see you shit a brick
>>576742660
my cum doesnt smell
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>>576742414
No, sometimes air gets up there and when you stick your dick back in it pushes the air out. No big deal, always weird though.
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>>576741356
ok, now when I think about it chin and mouth area would be fine by me. Still not enjoyable, though.
Just stay the fuck away from my hair, brows and lashes.
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>>576742870
sperm's taste and smell is influenced by what you eat. so unless you're starving, your sperm smells
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>>576742361
I've never understood this either. You can have it in your mouth but not on your face? You can just wipe it off your face, but the taste is going to be in your mouth even after you brush your teeth. Girl logic I guess...

>>576742538
This is more girl logic. You say that you like facials, that sometimes you're in the mood to feel like a whore and this fulfills that need. But then you say that it doesn't do anything for you. I don't get it.
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>eat kimchi
>get a gag for finish for free!
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I don't enjoy the taste but I think cumplay is a turn on, so I'll lick his dick clean after a blowjob and such but I haven't taken a load directly in my mouth. I love it when my boyfriend cums on my face, it's my favorite, and because he's amazing he then helps me clean up which is honestly adorable. It's really dependent on the person; not all girls are going to like/dislike the same thing. Liking cum is a fetish like any other, just like some people don't have a foot fetish but others go crazy over feet.
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>>576742361
The idea of it is not disgusting to me, I actually like the idea, I really do. Trust and intimacy and shit. But you just can't ignore that taste, it is so bad that it makes you gag. It's all in the taste/smell.
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>>576743041
citation needed
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>>576742564
deep throat orgasm is best orgasm
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How the flying fuck do you guys cum in your SO's vagina constantly without getting them pregnant? My girlfriend is on the pill but we're both too paranoid about a pregnancy to do that shit.
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Decided recently I won't be seriously dating a chick who doesn't swallow. Once it happens you can't go back. The look they give after swallowing your load is amazing.
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>>576743087
What I mean is that I don't orgasm or get off on it, but sometimes when I want to feel like a whore it's fun.
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>>576742992

Good luck lady. Find a guy who you trust, who can control his aim...because it's hard as hell to keep it on target.

I usually just try for one or two shots on the face and the rest of the tits. For some reason, it's even hotter to me (seen more forbidden maybe) if only a bit of the load ends up on her face.
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>>576743393
your sex ed must've sucked balls. do you live in the south or mormon country?
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>>576743475
Idk dude first girl was on the depo shit blew it in her vag probably a thousand times. Other girl was on the pill blew it in her like 10 times. Other girl was on the pill again, thousand times. give or a take a few hundred. Never once was there a kid, it was scary at first but it felt so relieving after it was said and done.
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>>576743475
99.9% effective...
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> fucking gf
> pull out to cum on her stomach
> hit her right in the eye
> try not to laugh
>laugh
> she has to get drops

Is there a way to control your cum? I always seem to have those cumshots that travel 60 miles an hour. I shoot way too hard lol.
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>>576743804
Thats awesome DUDE. I remember one time my girl was pulling me off and I got on top of her and started making out with her as i climaxed so I could cum on her stomach. I always fantasized about getting it all over her face. Wish i had your luck
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>>576742870
that is now my fetish, cumming all over the place and watching women frantically clean it up

is there any porn based on my fetish? its gotta be frantic like she owns the furniture
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>>576743041
So I've heard. But I have had three dicks in my mouth, all guys had very different diets and lifestyles, and they all tasted the same. Maybe there was a little difference but I did not taste any.
I do hear stories about guys whose sperm tastes ok or is tasteless or even tastes good. I'm hoping for a guy like that. But I feel like Im waiting for a unicorn or something.
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>>576743540

OK, that makes sense.
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>>576743970
it's usually only the extremes. Like if it's a high fat diet with little to no water or nutritional value, the sperm is thick and tastes bad.

or if it's highly concentrated fruits and lots of water it's usually sweeter
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>>576743651
no, our sex ed consisted of reproductive organs and my sex ed teacher frantically cleaning my cum off of everything
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I love feeling used, love laying on my back and pulling my knees up to armpits while he jerks off on my face. Obsessed with the warm cum feeling on my eyelids and at least enough in my mouth to taste it. As far as deep throat cums it is so satisfying feeling that warm gush in my mouth after its tired and numb from sucking. Ultimate reward for knowing I've been good.
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>>576743970

My current gf says that some guys definitely taste worse than others. She said that one dude had cum that smelled and tasted like "rancid almonds".

Then I asked her about my cum and she was like, "your cum does smell"...and then she thought about it for a minute and was like "I mean, no cum smells good, but yours doesn't smell worse than normal."

So in other words she basically was confirming what you said, that all cum smells and tastes pretty bad...even when it's not so bad. But some are worse than others.
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>>576742156
You're right. I had a 20 yo freak that would squirt when I fingered her. Ate her out while doing it one time and it was hot.
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>>576743970
>>576744252

High protein, high fat, poor hydration and nutrition overall makes cum taste really bad. Had one girl blow me after I had eaten a lot of meat that day and she gagged, understandably so.
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>>576743942
She was so pissed at me after that. Still let me try another facial. My cum is too thin and watery though. It's just messy and not too hot.
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>>576743967
LMAO
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Many girls hate cum because lots of guys don't take care of themselves, so their cum tastes like battery acid.

if you exercise, stay away from dairy, smoking and liquor, and eat a good diet with fruits and vegetables your cum will taste slightly sweet and salty.
girls will enjoy your cumshots and swallow with gusto.
Every girl I have dated has told me my cum tastes good, even the one girl I dated who never liked the taste, she still swallowed because it was so mild in flavor.

its up to you guys, she will appreciate your efforts.
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>>576743087
If I can have a sip of water right after, the taste completely disappears in 5 to 10 seconds. Don't even need to brush my teeth.
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>>576737395
I like them if my partner likes them!
I find it very erotic to know it turns my partner on, and if he requests I will not refuse. Frankly he doesn't even need to ask.

I find semen very erotic and don't mind tasting it either. I find it interesting how the taste of cum will reflect the diet and lifestyle of the male, and given it isn't too bitter or too sweet, find it can be quite palatable.

I understand not all females are like this though, which I can't relate to but I respect.
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>>576744851
There's truth to this. My friend said he was at his friends cousin's apartment and he almost grabbed a pineapple and he said "NO dont eat that my cousin has to eat that because his girlfriend likes the way it makes his cum taste"
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>>576741563
>unfortunetly I will not share :(
>I have 1000x pictures

bullshitdetected.mp3
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>>576745142

Fruits and veggies make cum taste better. Being in good shape also helps.
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57 women have ingested my sperm, some say it has no taste, some say it's sweet, ok tasting, one even told me it is delicious (confirmed by her friend who swallowed my next load half an hour later).

I don't drink, I don't smoke and I have a special candy I eat to make my sperm taste better.

From all the intel I have gathered, my sperm doesn't have a strong taste and is kinda sweet. Which I imagine is great in the spectrum of all sperm tastes.

But it's not only guys who are different in regards to sperm taste. Some girls say every guy tastes the same, some girls can even tell you what you ate. The other day a girl surprised me when she told me I put parmesan on the pasta I ate the day before. I have no idea how she got that, but she did.
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>>576741976
cheers
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>>576745442
are you a porn star or do you just buy a lot of hookers
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I've never been able to give my gf a facial. She always forces my dick down her throat and swallows everything. inb4 best head I've ever had.
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>>576745632

Escorts :)

Soon in porn too though.
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>>576744943
you think im fucking joking?
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>>576744562
I had a GF that said the smell of my cum turned her on. She could just get a whiff of it on my stained underwear and she would want me to drop everything and fuck her immediately.
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>>576746929
fuck thats awesome I bet she was fat and gross though
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>>576746240

Is there any chance they're telling you your sperm tastes ok because you're paying them?

Just sayin...
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>>576741559

Absolutely, yes, one hundred percent

Have... have you not eaten out in a while?
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I never really got into it much until my current girlfriend. She's a sub and I make her look me in the eyes and beg for my cum in her mouth and face.

Occasionally, she'll surprise me and not be as submissive but tell me to cum on her face...and of course, I'll oblige.
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>>576741559

Yes. I eat the shit out of my girls pussy and I love her pussy juice all over my face. I love feeling it harden on my face when I step outside to smoke.
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>>576743967
meet
>>576744259
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>>576742197
>I would feel like a fucking piece of furniture

I think that's largely the point.
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>>576745001
> give up milk and cigarettes
How about you suck MY cock, how's that sound, Obama-boy?
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>>576743586

I try to aim for my gf's face but I always seem to get at least a little in her hair. It's unfortunate because she almost always has work in the morning after we have sex that morning. :(

I try to aim that shit but it's hard.
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Think I've only facialed once or twice on accident.
Before I got married, I went out with a lot of girls through Jr high, high school and college. Not one girl declined to swallow. Several took a while to give up their cherry though.
My wife was actually the most skittish about blowjobs at first, but she is good at oral now.
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>>576747042

Please tell me what do they have to gain from telling me bullshit about my sperm taste? I've paid them and came already.

If they didn't like the taste, they would simply say nothing.
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>>576744681

I read somewhere that it's not very pleasant for the woman to finger her while eating her out. Do women actually like that? I've never asked mine but I probably should to see if she likes it.
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>>576748149

Yeah I hate all of these "holier than thou" fuckers, actin like their cum don't stink.

mfw girls lie about the taste/smell of cum all the time to make guys feel better.

I mean, would YOU tell your gf to her face that her pussy smelled bad? Good luck with that.
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>>576748551

Prostitutes will try to make you feel good so that you use their services again. It's just like any other service. The waitress will still be nice to you even after you've finished your meal, even if she really thinks you're an asshole, because part of her job is making sure you have a good time.
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>>576748149
>I live a healthy lifestyle
>obamaboy!!!
I'm guessing this is you.
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>>576749134

I can assure you that's not like that. Not every girl would tell me basically the same thing. You can see it on their faces too.
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>>576749000
oh fuck especially a girl's pus after a long day out... oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck allofmynope.jpg
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>>576737395
Facials make for good porn and bad sex. Good porn because men can watch the man come, and it stimulates their mirror neurons. But for the man and especially the woman there is no particular benefit, unless one or both people like the humiliation of it. Men who think that facials are an important part of sex have learned about sex from porn not from women.
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>>576749000
Girls taste wonderful, I would know I'm a girl.

You stupid men don't bathe so you smell bad all the time.
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>>576748551

What he said >>576749134

Prostitutes and strippers are some of the most fake people on the planet. If you believe anything that comes out of a prostitute's mouth, then I've some ocean property in Iowa to sell you.
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>>576749158
I didn't say I was healthy, tho I am certainly not overweight. I'm from /fit/ you cocksucker. I'll just be damned if I'm gonna give up cigarettes and strong bones just so my cum will taste better. That's like...cutting your dick off so your underwear fits better
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>>576748945
you gotta do it right m8... rub her g spot while licking her clit.. you dont finger blast her while doing it
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>>576737395
girl here. opinion on facials I would be into it if my boyfriend thought it was hot but he's never really asked for it...it has happened but that's generally an accident. Went up my nose once. Top kek.

I would probably find it hot if he was really into it but I don't really like the idea of it being in my eyes...anywhere else would be cool I guess.

ALSO weird idk if it's me, cum in my mouth is absolutely fine I swallow and have no problems but if there was cum on my face or anywhere else I could NOT lick it off. I don't know why. It becomes gross if it's been sitting somewhere or something. also >>576739396 if it tastes bad there's something wrong with his health or diet there...
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>>576749561
>girls taste wonderful

top fucking kek
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>>576749590

And trust me I've practiced them long enough to know when it's bullshit and when they say the truth.
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>>576749353

>Not every girl would tell me basically the same thing

If it's a question of how your sperm tastes, they would indeed say pretty much the same thing. They'd all say it tastes good, or some variation of that. They'd say it whether or not you ask them.

You are fucking delusional if you think that prostitutes are being honest when they compliment you. (It's possible that they're being honest, but just as likely that they're lying, and you'd really have no way to know which it is.)
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>>576737395
It makes my face brake out myu eyes turn bright red. But he loves it so it's a treat.
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