I really wanna fuck my mom's friend, I've looked at

are you sure the search history is hers and not her husbands or your friends?

>>576734979
definitely hers, she's single and the only person who uses that laptop

>>576734619
>helicopter dick

pics pls

>>576735872
nice

>>576735195

definitely helicopter dick to win her over

go full on pooping bandit

>>576734619
omg so easy.

First when you hug her to say goodbye or hello or something. Feel how hard she does it. If it's super hard then you are in

Now that you know she wants the D it's easy.
Just be somewhere alone with her and make a move. Older girls don't get hit on as much as younger girls and they are super horny cus their vagina is gonna stop making eggs.
They are like horny teenage boys

>>576735872
>>576736127
listen to these anons op
they know what they're talking about

>>576736362
This actually does sound pretty solid

any pics of her OP

post them here

>>576736362
The move he is referring to is the helicopter dick my friend. I genuinely believe it could work. Just give it a try

>>576736638
sorry no (she recently deleted her facebook which did have some pretty good pics)

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It's easy, OP. Just do the Naked man

>>576736379
To impress a chick
Helicopter dick.

>>576734619
Did you date older women before?
Is she open about sex?
Do you guys talk.
Will you share a greentext story with us if you succeed?
All very important questions before we can help.

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Definately lurking this thread, make it worth my while OP

>>576736924
no
no
a little
of course

>>576734619
Done the same a couple times when I was still living with my mother (until I was 21). She always had parties with other single moms and friends, and I used to walk around the house in just a towel (still wet from taking a shower) and I fucked almost all of them.
Basically, just be sexual in a subtle way, hold eye contact, smile. Mothers are extremely sexual and would fuck almost everyone, especially if it's a young stud.
Good luck mate

Copypasta

>>576736810

what about twitter

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>>576737051
pepe I like your picture there

i've been with several different older women and in my experience the best way to fuck them is to be completely forward about it. get her alone and tell her you want her. usually works

>>576737376
I have nearly done this so many times, but if she is totally weirded out then that just fucks up my whole life

TO OP:

1.Go back and take a look at her history
2.Look at the timestamp, when she watched kinky stuff
3.Determine the usual time when she watches it.
4.Knock at her door when she is watching the kinky stuff and ask for something/somehow come inside her house, she'll be horny, so she will probably not care how you are as far as you make a move

>>576737260
holy shit am I jealous

>>576734619
1. Op who/where find pic
2. speed us this thread cuz im tryna lurk here and need sum good stuff 2 lurk on

>>576737885
Thought about this a little before, it's usually around 11pm at night but there have been some that are like mid afternoon (if she's alone) and she usually watches porn every couple of days. There's no way of knowing that she would be in the mood at any given time though.

>>576737214
Start by trying to be around her more.
Casually take part in conversations.
When you find some similair interest and your mother does not share these interests propose doing it together since this will be more fun than doing it alone.
Be all casual about it.
If she says something along the lines of you are a kid or son of my friend you cut your losses because she is not interested.
From here on just act like it is any woman you want to hit on.

How old is she OP?
How old are you?

>>576737885
shit I'm drunk - "how ugly you are"*

>>576738114
shit idunno, if you have acess to her computer - install a rat or smth? but there might be some easier way, so just listen to annons

Shower her with compliments, do stuff for her that no one does for her so she relies on you, get her tipsy and then get some. Worked for me

>>576738484
also she lives like 4 miles away so getting there at like 11pm is an issue

>>576738641
Do you want her as a fuckbuddy or as your gf?

>>576738641
OP you have more pics?

>>576738761
fuckbuddy, people can't know about it

>>576738863
no I do not

>>576738893
Be upfront about it.
She does not want it to get out as well.
Getting drunk together might help.

>>576738893
Find a good time when you two are alone and tell her you fantasize about her. If she accepts she will take it from there.

>>576739270
>>576739209
And if she's not into it? I'm fucked

>>576739468
why are you fucked? never been rejected before?

>>576739468
Blame it on the booze.

>>576739584
more than rejected, she will more than likely tell my mother who will go apeshit

>>576739468
Not really. She is at the age where she gets very horny. Just keep at it. She'll fuck you when the time is right.

You just need to time it right. Get her horny and make sure she is alone with you.

>>576734619
hang around her. find small times alone. add alcohol. be funny.

>>576737742
Why? I don't get it -- if you're not a total fool about it even if she denies you she'll still be a little flattered, and hence she'll keep it as a secret. Just only try once and if you don't succeed leave it alone. Trust me at worst she'll just think you're misguided.

>>576739724
underage b&

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>>576739724
and what's your mom gonna do? be pissed?

>>576739468
>>576739828

yes get her drunk and lone.

captaca: bros helstp

post a pic of yourself op. i will tell you whether you can get laid or not by just seeing what you look like

ITT: good advise from /b/ while OP is to much of a faggot and chickens out.

>>576740392
Nah this has actually given me the courage to go for it

>>576740157
This

>>576740476
Followup, please
and moar pics!

>>576740392
Good job newfag

>>576734979

>>576735195

Well first you figure out what kind of porn her son likes, and then you ask her about it.

I think I might have the opportunity to talk to her tomorrow, so in around 24 hours expect a part 2

>>576740149
ty for all the helstp bros

>>576736362
hug intensity for the win. if she doesn't hug you very hard at first it might be because she is a bit uncomfortable. but if you make it more of a regular thing, you will know. just be sure to hug her when nobody notices so she doesn't get weirded out.

OP you should do as you are told.
Get her alone.
Flirt.
Optional: get drunk together
Start kissing her
Work from there.

If it works you win and she will keep it a secret because she is an older woman.
If it doesn't she will keep it a secret but still value the compliment.
If she rejects you stop trying.
Otherwise she might spill the beans and you are in trouble.

When will you perform?

>>576741292
Tomorrow night (probably, I can't promise anything)

>>576741539
Give yourself a nickname so we know it's you if you post tomorrow

>>576741539
Alone or with your mother?

>>576741668
uhhhhhhhhhhh you guys come up with something

use this same op picture please. At least we know what to look for

Write XXXMILFMASTERXXX on a piece of paper, and put a unique item next to it (so we know it's you). Then, whenever you wish to tell us about the outcome, whip out the item and write down another timestamp. ggwp2014

>>576736362
its tits pointing is the key, if she does tits forward she likes, tits pointing down like an awkward hug its not

>>576741830
Milf /b/ro

compliment her. tell her she's one of the sexiest women you know. maybe try asking if she's ever been with a younger guy. implying without implying, y'know?

Let her catch you watching the porn she's into our let her find out about your history.

>>576737260
>be subtly sexual
this works even if it's not a mother's friend tho

>>576737260
pics blur faces if u have to. faces prefered though

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>>576742090
>>576742124
A compromise.
Tomorrow's post will use the same image and I'll do a time stamp immediately after.

op if u pass hug test, alcohol and make her laugh and ask her stuff about her and make the xonvo about her.

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>>576740476

I'll try hug test tomorrow but again I can't promise anything

>>576742804
i thought of something better that doesnt have to.much shock value. op should determine which site she looks at tge most. then when using the net (make.up a reaon to use it) op types in the first lettets of the porn addrrss. the browsers history function wil automatically drop down the porn site address as a suggestion. sexual tension is created and its up to op.yo keep it up with little jokes and suggestive looks that remind her that he knows rhat sexual part of her. damn im good!

>>576744421
I've only ever used her laptop in secret while they went out for a while

To OP:

Tell us what you saw in her search history. Be specific.

>>576744781
+1

>>576744781
groping, public humiliation etc

>>576745535
Why'd we waste our time here then? You could've just started groping her.

>>576745535
wtf you have your answer, start groping her when you guys are alone, best case scenario she loves it, worst case scenario you get arrested for assault and rape and stuff. It's a WIN WIN!

>>576745848
never alone that's the issue. I need a way to get her on her own

Sorry Op but aslong as theres no "Milf fucks ugly nerdy virgin boy who is a friend of her son" on the history youre fucked

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>>576745535
It seems like she's into ki,ky shit

OP, listen here faggot


Older women are experienced.. A mature woman knows what she wants.

In their teenage years, girls spend time flirting around, cockblocking, shit-testing you because they feel like they have enough time.

A woman around her 40 has got laid by many various guys (let's say an average of 30). 99% of the time she will fuck you as long as you show her that you're confident and potent!

Don't pussy out, once you start it finish it.

If she rejects, no big deal. She'll either see it as a compliment or WILL come back to it sometime later (for instance, drunk calling you asking for dick or some shit like that)

Are you capabl of seducing a woman or should I lay out how to give out dick?

If only all of you knew how easy it was to pick up older women. I have no game but picking up on older women is as easy as going up and saying hi. If they're single they wanna get some.

>>576746282
Hmm.. How about the next time you can access her computer, get her email and make an anonymous account and email her as her secret admirer or some-shit. If she finds you creepy and weird, stop. If she likes it and plays along, go along with it and eventually tell her that you are actually much younger than her. If she is okay with it, reveal yourself (in person if you don't want records or whatever). Shit I don't know man, I've never gone after my mom's friend.

>>576747074
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Don't listen to this fool.

Imagine you being stalked. How would that feel?

No shit but I've been stalked once by a girl and it was irritating and creepy as fuck.. she was kinda cute though..

>>576745848
listen to this guy
it's a win win situation

>>576746282
is she single, is your friend only child

>>576734619
do nice things for her. Act interested. Fill a void in her life if she's single or some shit. Give her looks. Find a way to get drunk with her. Have some balls and take what you want.

>>576748104
yes and yes

>>576739724
if she rejects you, then play the sympathy card and just say you're sorry and didn't know what you were doing and weren't thinking straight. and tell her you'll do anything for her if she doesn't tell your mum. that could go badly like her saying she never wants to see you around her house again, or it could end very well with her being like "...anything?" ;)

>>576748378
This is the best advice you could possibly get

>>576748834
You watch too much porno, /b/ro...lol

>>576748834
>if she rejects you, then play the sympathy card and just say you're sorry and didn't know what you were doing and weren't thinking straight. and tell her you'll do anything for her if she doesn't tell your mum. that could go badly like her saying she never wants to see you around her house again, or it could end very well with her being like "...anything?" ;)
ypu watched to much 70s porn dude

are you a wizard-level virgin?

>>576748401
then, what you need is to get your friend out of the house, maybe next time you're at the house ask him to go buy something
maybe you should watch a movie together, all three of you, some dull movie, make a game, of drinking, get your friend drunk
it's easy to get the friend out of the way, but to seduce her, you will need to find what makes her weak, her desire, if its gropping, ok, or maybe you can start with small gestures, grinding and touching, the moving from that point
or wait until your friend is out of the house, then go to their house, tell her something stupid like he asked you to come there and you were early

>>576748378
>fill a void
yeah, he's gonna fill some voids if he's lucky

>>576749552
my mom's friend
not my friend's mom

lrn2read

Once I pussied out when my friends drunk mother wanted to fuck with me. All the fucking regrets to this day.

>>576736362
virgin detected

>>576749806
ok, mistake, then next time she's at your house, get the mom out of the way, get her to do groceries
fuck, why i thought it's your friends mom

>>576749954
You deserve to live with that regret.

>>576734619
Also, OP, you gotta think to yourself cuz this is like a highly unlikely occurance.
Could it ACTUALLY ever really happen
You've got fantasies like incest but those would never really happen.
In this situation could you actually see this FEASIBLY and REALLISTICALLY happening without it banking on her being super horny and things going the rout of porn?
If yes, then push on
But no, jack it off m8 cuz it wont happen

>>576750369

I could still do it because she has a serious alcohol problem and drinks a lot. But I dont see that friend anymore. We barely speak. I really need to get in contact with him again. The only stuff I jerk off to since then is milf porn. Its like I am trapped in a sexual fantasy.

>>576750369
>post ending in 69
Makes you the love guru

>>576750684
why the fuck are you still here, get the fuck out, there's a milf, drunk and alone

>>576750945

Well what am I supposed to say to the guy? Hey we didnt have a real conversation in a year but let me come over to drink something. I also have to wait until her cunt boyfriend is out of town. I know she would cheat but not if he is there.

>>576751278
you can leave out the not having a conversation in a year part, then ur golden bro!

>>576751278
If he's a good friend he'd help you. At least as far as arranging for you to be in the same place at the same time for you to go for it, anyway. Any help past that would just be fucking creepy.

>>576751520
no friend is gonna help you fuck their own mother. let alone if she has a boyfriend (that he doesn't despise and hate)

>>576734619
>be me
>be 15 having a sleepover at firends house
>friend has hot divorced mom, 35
>mom is flirty with me (if you were older i would date you, jokingley ect)
>friend falls asleep in his bed
>can't sleep go down to the living room
>mom sitting on the couch watching TV
>Sit next to her
>Show her Porn pics on my phone asking her if she has done that ect.
>she laughs says yes to that no to this
>looks at me smiling
>leans over starts kissing me
>grabs my junk over the pants
>gets my dick out starts sucking it
>we fuck on the couch while her son (my buddy) is asleep upstairs
>we have affair for 2 1/2 years
>my friend never knew.

IMO you should be as staight forward as possible tell her you want her make honest compliments tell her what exactly you think is hot about her. Maybe she wont go for it right away but if she wants she will eventually

1) send her anonymous dvds addressed to her with the kinky porn she likes.
2) she will watch it, since she watches porn.
3) keep sending porn and then start sexualizing her
4) get you dick wet & profit

>>576751278
did you ever thought of having a drink with old buddy, start from there

>>576751820
I'd help a friend fuck my mother if I had any friends who wanted to and I thought there was any chance in hell she'd do it. My mom's happily married and not a drunk, and there's no way it would happen, but under other circumstances, what do I care?

its the mother of your friend or the friend of your mother?

>>576751820
that's the problem, get the fuckers out of the way
get alone with the mother

>>576751856
whyd u stop?

>>576734619
dude, if your mom is cool, then ask her to give you a hand with this.

>>576753073
This mofos advice plus anon porn = WET DICK

>>576752323

He isnt really a buddy. Just an old classmate. But I helped him out a lot in the past because he is shy and people walk all over him. His mother is such a slut and ruined his childhood with her alcohol problems. I remember him telling me a sex story about his mom when we were like 9. He walked in his room and caught her getting fucked from behind by some guy he didnt know.ON HIS BED. Bitch you have 3 rooms why your sons bed? She did countless horrible stuff and I actually feel bad for him. But I really really want to have sex with her I cant help it. When she hit on me he was 5m away from us knocked out drunk. She wanted to fuck me next to him.

>>576739887

I'd agree with this guy. If shes > 30, she'll take it as a compliment, and leave it be even if she doesn't ride you like a prize racehorse.

>>576752993
i had a gf. she tried to end it a few times before she always thought it was "wrong" eventually she started dating a guy and ended it for good.

>>576753227
replay the scene
okay, this will sound a little weird
get with your classmate for a drink
see if he has some thought on his mother, like did she ruined his life etc.
then lay him the plan
get to his house, and drink with his mom
he acts drunk and goes away, and you're left alone with her
then the fun part starts, he gets the camera and starts recording, possibly you fucking her
he's got an upper level on her and you got a certified milf fucker badge

>>576746463

More godlike advice. You've got more than enough ammo OP. Just stop acting like a beta faggot. Man up, put on your game face, tell her you want her, and do it like a man. It's how I've pulled almost all my pussy, young and old.

>>576754095

He wont tolerate me fucking his mom. She wasnt a good role model but he still loves her. I will try to do this and if I succeed I will take pictures and post them on here 1000%. But she is like 53 so dont expect a model or something.

>>576754587
so, get him drunk
do we ever expect victoria secret model

>>576755335

Well if it ever happens remember this thread so you know I am THAT guy

Invite your mom

>>576755907
do as op does, make a nickname, so next time you're posting use that nickname
btw, when will op post his story

>>576753227
You sound like a hella good friend, I would have used him as a headrest whole she rode me

>>576737260
As far as things that happened go, this definitely happened.

>>576753227
>caught her getting fucked from behind by some guy he didnt know.ON HIS BED.
>>576753227
>When she hit on me he was 5m away from us knocked out drunk. She wanted to fuck me next to him.
Actually, she wants to fuck HIM.
>fucked on his bed
>hit on you with him there
She wants teh wincest
>look out for spidey

>>576734619
Just ask her. She's probably lonely and desperate and would literally bend over backwards to have a younger man fuck her brains out.

>>576756415

Well my bad side wanted to pound her mid 50 pussy on her sons back and make her give him a kiss after I came in her mouth but the good side won. I recently found out that he talked shit behind my back a few months ago so I wouldnt have the good side bad side problem anymore.