I really wanna fuck my mom's friend, I've looked at her search history and there's a lot of kinky stuff on there. How do I initiate it?
omg so easy.
First when you hug her to say goodbye or hello or something. Feel how hard she does it. If it's super hard then you are in
Now that you know she wants the D it's easy.
Just be somewhere alone with her and make a move. Older girls don't get hit on as much as younger girls and they are super horny cus their vagina is gonna stop making eggs.
They are like horny teenage boys
To impress a chick
Did you date older women before?
Is she open about sex?
Do you guys talk.
Will you share a greentext story with us if you succeed?
All very important questions before we can help.
Definately lurking this thread, make it worth my while OP
Done the same a couple times when I was still living with my mother (until I was 21). She always had parties with other single moms and friends, and I used to walk around the house in just a towel (still wet from taking a shower) and I fucked almost all of them.
Basically, just be sexual in a subtle way, hold eye contact, smile. Mothers are extremely sexual and would fuck almost everyone, especially if it's a young stud.
Good luck mate
1.Go back and take a look at her history
2.Look at the timestamp, when she watched kinky stuff
3.Determine the usual time when she watches it.
4.Knock at her door when she is watching the kinky stuff and ask for something/somehow come inside her house, she'll be horny, so she will probably not care how you are as far as you make a move
Thought about this a little before, it's usually around 11pm at night but there have been some that are like mid afternoon (if she's alone) and she usually watches porn every couple of days. There's no way of knowing that she would be in the mood at any given time though.
Start by trying to be around her more.
Casually take part in conversations.
When you find some similair interest and your mother does not share these interests propose doing it together since this will be more fun than doing it alone.
Be all casual about it.
If she says something along the lines of you are a kid or son of my friend you cut your losses because she is not interested.
From here on just act like it is any woman you want to hit on.
How old is she OP?
How old are you?
Not really. She is at the age where she gets very horny. Just keep at it. She'll fuck you when the time is right.
You just need to time it right. Get her horny and make sure she is alone with you.
Why? I don't get it -- if you're not a total fool about it even if she denies you she'll still be a little flattered, and hence she'll keep it as a secret. Just only try once and if you don't succeed leave it alone. Trust me at worst she'll just think you're misguided.
hug intensity for the win. if she doesn't hug you very hard at first it might be because she is a bit uncomfortable. but if you make it more of a regular thing, you will know. just be sure to hug her when nobody notices so she doesn't get weirded out.
OP you should do as you are told.
Get her alone.
Optional: get drunk together
Start kissing her
Work from there.
If it works you win and she will keep it a secret because she is an older woman.
If it doesn't she will keep it a secret but still value the compliment.
If she rejects you stop trying.
Otherwise she might spill the beans and you are in trouble.
When will you perform?
Write XXXMILFMASTERXXX on a piece of paper, and put a unique item next to it (so we know it's you). Then, whenever you wish to tell us about the outcome, whip out the item and write down another timestamp. ggwp2014
Tomorrow's post will use the same image and I'll do a time stamp immediately after.
i thought of something better that doesnt have to.much shock value. op should determine which site she looks at tge most. then when using the net (make.up a reaon to use it) op types in the first lettets of the porn addrrss. the browsers history function wil automatically drop down the porn site address as a suggestion. sexual tension is created and its up to op.yo keep it up with little jokes and suggestive looks that remind her that he knows rhat sexual part of her. damn im good!
wtf you have your answer, start groping her when you guys are alone, best case scenario she loves it, worst case scenario you get arrested for assault and rape and stuff. It's a WIN WIN!
It seems like she's into ki,ky shit
OP, listen here faggot
Older women are experienced.. A mature woman knows what she wants.
In their teenage years, girls spend time flirting around, cockblocking, shit-testing you because they feel like they have enough time.
A woman around her 40 has got laid by many various guys (let's say an average of 30). 99% of the time she will fuck you as long as you show her that you're confident and potent!
Don't pussy out, once you start it finish it.
If she rejects, no big deal. She'll either see it as a compliment or WILL come back to it sometime later (for instance, drunk calling you asking for dick or some shit like that)
Are you capabl of seducing a woman or should I lay out how to give out dick?
Hmm.. How about the next time you can access her computer, get her email and make an anonymous account and email her as her secret admirer or some-shit. If she finds you creepy and weird, stop. If she likes it and plays along, go along with it and eventually tell her that you are actually much younger than her. If she is okay with it, reveal yourself (in person if you don't want records or whatever). Shit I don't know man, I've never gone after my mom's friend.
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Don't listen to this fool.
Imagine you being stalked. How would that feel?
No shit but I've been stalked once by a girl and it was irritating and creepy as fuck.. she was kinda cute though..
do nice things for her. Act interested. Fill a void in her life if she's single or some shit. Give her looks. Find a way to get drunk with her. Have some balls and take what you want.
if she rejects you, then play the sympathy card and just say you're sorry and didn't know what you were doing and weren't thinking straight. and tell her you'll do anything for her if she doesn't tell your mum. that could go badly like her saying she never wants to see you around her house again, or it could end very well with her being like "...anything?" ;)
>if she rejects you, then play the sympathy card and just say you're sorry and didn't know what you were doing and weren't thinking straight. and tell her you'll do anything for her if she doesn't tell your mum. that could go badly like her saying she never wants to see you around her house again, or it could end very well with her being like "...anything?" ;)
ypu watched to much 70s porn dude
are you a wizard-level virgin?
then, what you need is to get your friend out of the house, maybe next time you're at the house ask him to go buy something
maybe you should watch a movie together, all three of you, some dull movie, make a game, of drinking, get your friend drunk
it's easy to get the friend out of the way, but to seduce her, you will need to find what makes her weak, her desire, if its gropping, ok, or maybe you can start with small gestures, grinding and touching, the moving from that point
or wait until your friend is out of the house, then go to their house, tell her something stupid like he asked you to come there and you were early
Also, OP, you gotta think to yourself cuz this is like a highly unlikely occurance.
Could it ACTUALLY ever really happen
You've got fantasies like incest but those would never really happen.
In this situation could you actually see this FEASIBLY and REALLISTICALLY happening without it banking on her being super horny and things going the rout of porn?
If yes, then push on
But no, jack it off m8 cuz it wont happen
I could still do it because she has a serious alcohol problem and drinks a lot. But I dont see that friend anymore. We barely speak. I really need to get in contact with him again. The only stuff I jerk off to since then is milf porn. Its like I am trapped in a sexual fantasy.
Well what am I supposed to say to the guy? Hey we didnt have a real conversation in a year but let me come over to drink something. I also have to wait until her cunt boyfriend is out of town. I know she would cheat but not if he is there.
If he's a good friend he'd help you. At least as far as arranging for you to be in the same place at the same time for you to go for it, anyway. Any help past that would just be fucking creepy.
>be 15 having a sleepover at firends house
>friend has hot divorced mom, 35
>mom is flirty with me (if you were older i would date you, jokingley ect)
>friend falls asleep in his bed
>can't sleep go down to the living room
>mom sitting on the couch watching TV
>Sit next to her
>Show her Porn pics on my phone asking her if she has done that ect.
>she laughs says yes to that no to this
>looks at me smiling
>leans over starts kissing me
>grabs my junk over the pants
>gets my dick out starts sucking it
>we fuck on the couch while her son (my buddy) is asleep upstairs
>we have affair for 2 1/2 years
>my friend never knew.
IMO you should be as staight forward as possible tell her you want her make honest compliments tell her what exactly you think is hot about her. Maybe she wont go for it right away but if she wants she will eventually
1) send her anonymous dvds addressed to her with the kinky porn she likes.
2) she will watch it, since she watches porn.
3) keep sending porn and then start sexualizing her
4) get you dick wet & profit
I'd help a friend fuck my mother if I had any friends who wanted to and I thought there was any chance in hell she'd do it. My mom's happily married and not a drunk, and there's no way it would happen, but under other circumstances, what do I care?
He isnt really a buddy. Just an old classmate. But I helped him out a lot in the past because he is shy and people walk all over him. His mother is such a slut and ruined his childhood with her alcohol problems. I remember him telling me a sex story about his mom when we were like 9. He walked in his room and caught her getting fucked from behind by some guy he didnt know.ON HIS BED. Bitch you have 3 rooms why your sons bed? She did countless horrible stuff and I actually feel bad for him. But I really really want to have sex with her I cant help it. When she hit on me he was 5m away from us knocked out drunk. She wanted to fuck me next to him.
replay the scene
okay, this will sound a little weird
get with your classmate for a drink
see if he has some thought on his mother, like did she ruined his life etc.
then lay him the plan
get to his house, and drink with his mom
he acts drunk and goes away, and you're left alone with her
then the fun part starts, he gets the camera and starts recording, possibly you fucking her
he's got an upper level on her and you got a certified milf fucker badge
More godlike advice. You've got more than enough ammo OP. Just stop acting like a beta faggot. Man up, put on your game face, tell her you want her, and do it like a man. It's how I've pulled almost all my pussy, young and old.
He wont tolerate me fucking his mom. She wasnt a good role model but he still loves her. I will try to do this and if I succeed I will take pictures and post them on here 1000%. But she is like 53 so dont expect a model or something.
>caught her getting fucked from behind by some guy he didnt know.ON HIS BED.
>When she hit on me he was 5m away from us knocked out drunk. She wanted to fuck me next to him.
Actually, she wants to fuck HIM.
>fucked on his bed
>hit on you with him there
She wants teh wincest
>look out for spidey
Well my bad side wanted to pound her mid 50 pussy on her sons back and make her give him a kiss after I came in her mouth but the good side won. I recently found out that he talked shit behind my back a few months ago so I wouldnt have the good side bad side problem anymore.