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Going to kill myself in a week or two, any tips on best way?
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>>576678938
make sure you actually die.
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>>576678938
why?
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>>576679030
wat he said
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>>576678938
Whatever you do, don't use a fucking gun. Chance for failure. And if it does fail you've both contributed to stats tics and you've gone permanent potato.
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>>576679030

That's what I'm planning to do
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Do a flip.
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>>576678938
Become an Engineering major.
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>>576678938
hang yourelf or use helium mask..
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>>576679097

Life, family, all messed up.
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>>576678938
Hey, if you need anyone to talk to, I got my skype? I'd love to help.
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>>576679270
care to ebolarate?
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>>576678938
Use helium, it will not hurt you, and not rekt your body... Remember don't do this if you are just looking for attention, because you WILL DIE
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>>576679260
Rope + jump off something.
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hope this helps, remember to live stream.
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>>576679289

There is no moar hope, nothing to live for.

All I need is some good ways to die
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Someone the other day had the idea to use a razor wire noose, supergluing yourhands to your hsce after getting your head through, and jumping once the glue set to give the impression that you ripped your head off. Hope to see you on BestGore OP, I hope you find peace.
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>>576678938 (OP)
I'd love to talk with u
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>>576679536
Please don't think like that. Please, if you really want, message me on skype. My skype is knapcat.
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>>576679536

sup anon, why is there no moar hope, are you terminally ill? are you fat? share a story at least...
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>>576679289
>>576679679
>>576679761
cancer, everywhere
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Can't post details because people I know browse /b/

But I have packed and thrown away pretty much everything so there is not much to clean up after me.

Gonna have one kickass halloween party with my friends and then finish it off.

(Said packing/cleaning was for the party so they wouldn't suspect anything)
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>>576679929
i would drink the shit outta that milk mmmmmmmm
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By the way, I once bought all the material to kill myself with helium and then I realized i were not capable of killing myself, there is too much to live for, I did a thread just like this in this past summer, ear the /b/ faggots, the ones that actualy help you...
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Here is a tip, don't you moron
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>>576679929
that's not cancer you neckbeard faggot. some people actually care for the lives of anonymous people they'll never meet. go ahead and post shit about bait or some other faggot meme you think is clever then go back to worshipping mlp
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>>576679929
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>>576679785

short story: did a mistake and 10-20 years i prison is probably waiting.
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>>576678938
Shoot up a shitload of heroine and jump off a bridge shit will be awesome while falling
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>>576680118
yes
>>576680019
i love you a lot. i want you to hopefully message me? im rlly sweet and understanding if that makes sense?
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>>576680019
What, I wonder, would cause this.
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>>576678938
Doesn't even fucking matter OP. You get the same result each way you do it so long as you do it right. To be fair you can die from a 3 meter drop if you land on your head.
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>>576678938
No you're not. Go away.

Vast majority who commit suicide make the decision and act on it in... 5 minutes.

/thread
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>>576680019

so fucking what, don't be too specific thats all, plus depending on the situation other ways might be better imo
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>>576680118
>care about anonymous people they'll never meet
Don't have any real friends huh?
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my preferred choice is a car crash, then someone probably will get some money from my insurance.
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>>576680228
Op u should shoot up a place. go out with a bang
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high building, parking garages are probably easiest to access. just land flat.

but there's no hurry, give another life somewhere else as something else a shot, you can always do yourself in later.

also hanging, tie a cord to a doorhandle and slouch against it very slowly.
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OD on heroin
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>>576680405
I'm not even trying to be friends with this kid, i never even said anything about helping him, just tired of seeing faggots on the internet saying shit they wouldn't think of saying in person. Why does someone have to not have real life friends to care about others??
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>>576680228
So somebody by mistake fall into your's dager 12 times?
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>>576680808

English, faggot
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>>576680642
k, i'll bite.

this is /b/... it's entertainment... most of the 'stories' are fake. it's an excuse to laugh for people with sick humor.

this place is not for you son, and it's tame compared to what it was
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>>576680467
why not go to a diffenrent place, start completley new life OP?
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>>576680228
>10-20 years i prison is probably waiting.

how old are you?
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>>576681048
k, i'll bite. it's the internet, anyone can say whatever they want, who cares if its "entertainment" for some, it doesn't have to be that way for everyone. so what if some people use 4chan to anonymously have friends and talk to people. this kid is going through a tough time in his life and the last thing he needs are people telling him to do it or encouraging him. regardless of how vicious or badass you may think 4chan is it can be used however anyone wants. Also if any of you fags said this shit to the kid in real life you'd probably hate yourself for being such a faggot, or atleast i would hope so. of course there are the super fags who are oblivious to their faggotry
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>>576681263

Old enough

And all my family and friends will be gone
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I was just thinking of making a thread like this myself. I just want it to be clean and accessible. I'll just deal with the pain I guess.
jumping off building and hanging and shooting myself are all messy (you shit and piss yourself in a hanging. plus I have no where to hang myself.

I was thinking an overdose, but where would I get the money to od on?
My tub is broken so I cant electrocute myself.
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If you're gonna off yourself for real, go out with a bang. Be remembered. Be the guy people all around the world will talk about.
You could do the rope+jump thing off a church, for example.
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I know this is 4chan and you never should take anything posted here seriously

But my life is ruined, I have made my choice, only one person can chage that and she is right now talking to the police.
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>>576681203
Do you understand how difficult that is? and If i was lonely before, good lord I'll be lonely then.

>>576680587
I've heard of that, but I'm not sure where to find heroin in houston. plus being black, easy arrest probably. I don't even know how to shoot up heroin.
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Do dangerous stuff until you die
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>>576679536
my Skype is renjin-chan. please talk to me, i really want to help. there is always a reason to keep pressing on.
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>>576681761
I don't want to be remembered. I'd prefer for my family and friends to never even know. but thats probably out of the question.
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If I can make it look like an accident, then someone I love will at least get some money so they can start over
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>>576678938
if you are a good looking woman, or have potential to become one, dont die. i still need you
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>>576681663

>Old enough

are you 60+?
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>>576678938
Best way to die. Go to a national forest and live there and find yourself again. If you live through it. your family will mean nothing to you. If you fail you die.

Or go on a dangerous trip that looks like fun.
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>>576682043
Not really, there kind of isn't.
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>>576682043
don't trust this fag. it's a trap.
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>>576682058
Fake your own death, start a new life somewhere else.
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Go to west africa
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>get suicide note
>write "NO FUNERAL"
>profit
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>>576682257
Starting a new life isn't going to prevent me from feeling pain. I'm not just in some bad situation i want to escape from like op. I'm the faggot that wakes up every morning crying and in chest pains and wishing I were dead. A new life won't fix that.
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Go to the Bermuda triangle and if you live start an AMA thread.
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>>576682425
if i ever see some one wearing that. I will laugh out load. Because that shit will not protect you from anything. Not even the common cold. And it looks like crap
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>>576678938
rape a little girls tight pussy
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>>576682506
Then what's the cause for the chest pains? What's the reason you wish you were dead?
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Slit your wrists. Quite honestly, that's the way I'd want to go. Blood is a beautiful thing. Lots of it makes your death very beautiful.
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12 guage to the head. Barrel in mouth. Buckshot, I guess. Or would slug be better, Anon?

I don't know.
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>>576682240
ok

>>576682207
can we at least talk about it please? i know I'm just a stranger, but at least let me try to help. what do you have to lose from talking to me for a little?
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>>576682639
Idiot, why die such a lousy death. At least die trying to do something. Like climbing a mountain. skying dangerously. cave diving.
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>>576682794
Or wrecking a plane into a national building.
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>>576682459
this is very thoughtful. funerals are expensive.

>>576682604
edgy, but not a bad idea.

>>576682639
it is. I think the high failure rate of slicing is due to all the 'call for help' ones. The problem also is it gives people a chance to freak out and call 911..

>>576682753
talking to a faggot like you would probably make him just off himself right now, without even setting up the livestream.
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google "charcoal burning suicide". easiest and most painless way to go. very effective too.
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>>576682924
dude I'm just trying to help someone
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Jump off something very very high.

Honestly the rush from falling is fucking intense.

I've done multiple bungy and sky dives.
Plus it would be a final accomplishment to force yourself to step into space.

Really think at the top, take a pad of paper and a couple of pens (plus a water proof wallet and rock to hold it down).

Write down a novel is you want and seal it up then pin it down in an obvious place.

Stand at the edge say you last words and fucking fly...
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>>576682602
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur
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>>576679247
/thread
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>>576678938
accidentally while doing a string of awesome things.

Skydiving, ziplining, parkour.

If you're going to die, become famous by doing crazy shit first by surviving each of these.

Your shit will be amazing because you actually don't care if you die.
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>>576680118
well said.
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>>576681750
Don't EVER try to electrocute yourself. My grandma tried this when she was younger, and she said it was the most terrible pain she ever felt.
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Mah nigga if you are going with a shotgun use a bb+4 round. Birdshot and 4 .38 caliber balls. That through the brain leaves plenty of holes. Also rig something up to pull the trigger so there isn't any bitching out. Helium looks like a fun ass way to go out too. Maybe mix some nitrous into the tubing too so you go out high as fuck.
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I've already written a note, and the short version is throw away everything left, and no funeral. Just spread my ashes in the ocean and forget I ever existed.
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Find your carotid and femoral arteries and cut. You will be dead in no time..
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gonna do this in a month if things go south
i will setup a stream
thanks for being there for me b
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Actually OP, after reading up on it, Helium sounds easiest. Nitrous is maybe more pleasurable, but it's much harder to get and way more expensive.

The 12 gauge to the head is super fucking effective, but if you are gonna do that, then please drive out to the desert and do it outside your vehicle someplace remote. That way, you'll surely die, and there won't be any gore in a car, apartment, or home. And you might feed some wildlife for a while before your corpse is found! Circle of life!

I'm not going to tell you now to kill yourself. That's your decision. Just, it's harder to die than you think. Your body doesn't want to die, even if you do. Murdering yourself takes some effort, so either Helium, nitrous, or shotgun.
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>>576678938
If you are non white, go ahead. Good luck.

If you are white, you are a fucking faggot.
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No guns, need to make it look like an accident. Or else if the police comes first I need some way of doing it in prison.
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>>576678938
If you're serious, the only option is to use an exitbag.

Get helium. It can be bought in most hardware-stores. Get a plastic bag, big enough to fit your head. Attach a tube to the bag and let the helium flow in. Tape the bag close around your neck.

Your lungs cant tell the difference between oxygen and helium, so you will feel no discomfort. There will be no pain, no sensation of suffocating.

Just sit in the bag for a couple of minutes and you will painlessly fall unconcious and die. I suggest jerking off to CP while you wait.

Dont do this if you're just curious or just want to cry for attention - this will kill you stonedead.
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>>576683805
do this>>576683105
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>>576683071
OP asked for suicides tips, not a hotline.

so, you're not helping.
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>>576683805

There's no good way to do that. You're in for pain and in jury, not death.

If you want a good way to kill yourself, then you can't "make it look like an accident". That's UNLESS, you get super drunk and swim out into the ocean and drown yourself. That's the only even semi-reliable way.
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Combining several methods is most certain.
1. Swallow 50 paracetamol pills (better if you can get your hands on something with opiates). Both leathal and numbs pain.

2. Hang yourself with a thick rope, good rope

3. While your hanging there, slit your wrists,
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Live stream
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>>576683742
this is very thoughtful.

I think the problem with helium is the duration. the natural biological response is to save yourself. that option isn't there after you pull the trigger on the shotgun out in the desert.

feeding the animals means OP gives something back too... heart warming
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>>576678938
>in a week or two

No you're not, pussy.
Bye.
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>>576683989
>Hanging yourself where you have time to cut your wrists.

You clearly have no idea what hanging does to someone.

The idea of hanging is that you break your neck instantly and die, if you choke you would be in a fucking world of hurt for 1.5 minutes.
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>>576683989
>Swallow 50 paracetamol pills (better if you can get your hands on something with opiates). Both leathal and numbs pain.
Paracetamol will be very painful indeed. His intestines will start bleeding.

Opiates will be pretty painless, if he can get hold of them. A lot of Xanax and alcohol would do the trick.
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>>576684109
Not a problem. Your body gets no sensation of danger. You just sit there comfortably and breathe easily. Then it just... ends.
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>>576684176
concur, that poster is a faggot talking out of his ass.
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Wouldn't using NO2 be better? I mean, you'd be high as fuck before you die. Right?
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>>576678938
If you're really in that much of a rush to die, join the Corps.
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>>576684234
the body doesn't, but wouldn't you psychologically? You'd know when the gas went on you were killing yourself... might be an argument for adding some benzos...

>>576684220
..yeah, if OP can hold it down. For sure benzos + alcohol. people been dropping left and right around here from that combo.
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>>576682627
Made a lot of bad choices.
Got hurt pretty badly emotionally.
I'm pretty positive i'm crazy now.
long story short.
im 23, black, virgin, can't even grow a beard, not fat at least. but I get turned down by literally all females. I can't even really make friends. I'm just known as the REALLY nice guy. the only relationship i've ever had was dating a girl online for , almost 9 years. Then just before we meet up, she dumps me. Dead end job, my college education is proving useless so far. I'm about as worthless of a person as someone can be right now. there is no "it will get better" because it has been bad for 23 years of my life and she was my last reason to live since graduation, and now that she's gone whats the point? to my family I'm a bank, my grandfather is the only one I feel like cares about me just because i'm me. he refuses to take money from me even if he needs it. others cannot wait to take money, they get mad if i don't offer it. I don't smoke or drink or party. I can't dance, I'm a social anti-christ. I'm to old to have a qt3.14 gf with a cute tummy, and too young/immature to have a beautiful responsable girlfriend. What the hell would i even bring to the table as a boyfriend? I dont' have money, I'm fucking ugly, I don't have a car, I don't have any special talents other than sucking at video games, and pissing people off. and for the life of me I cannot get over my ex. no matter what I try no matter what I do, i cannot just fall out of love with her. The one person that didn't instantly friendzone me, is the one that friendzones me in the in, over another guy she met online. Why should I live? What reason is there? I won't find some love of my life, I get my ass swerved by fat ugly black chicks. All I do every day is work a dead end job, try to keep my self busy so i don't think about suicide then cry myself to sleep. What is there to live for? why am I alive right now?
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>>576684460
You would barely have time to feel it. Not worth bothering about.
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>>576684176
I meant a short drop hanging. Breaking your neck sounds too fucked up, and with lots of analgesics a short drop is probably pretty ok
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>>576683805
So... you killed someone. How?
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do it nude with a hotdog in your hand and a jug of chocolate milk and a dragon dilldo in your mouth and horse dilldo in your asshole
this will freak the fuck out of people
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If you know your way around chemistry the least painful, quickest and most reliable way to die is explosives.
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>>576684562
>For sure benzos + alcohol.
As a safety I guess he could be lying in a bathtub.
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>>576684591
Not as short as I expected.
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>>576684591
whats the thing you did where you could get such a prison sentence for? You don't seem like a criminal to me.
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>>576678938
Drink gasoline, walk in a bar and explode works like a charm
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>>576684176
Try up to 30 minutes. Google execution by hanging and read about cases that go wrong. Stupid way to kill yourself IMO.


If it wasn't for becoming a statistic though, gun aimed properly and of sufficient calibre seems like a viable option too, even if some argue not. If you ensure the bullet enters your brain and doesn't just blow your face off and you don't use something retarded like birdshot or a .22, probably do OK.

That said, would ripping the grey matter in the top be best or destroying the brain stem? I'm thinking brain stem myself, as if it's destroyed, then you will fucking die no matter what.
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if youre gonna do it at least donate your organs so someone else can go on with live
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>>576684830
Tell that to the underwear bomber
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>>576684591
>All I do every day is work a dead end job, try to keep my self busy so i don't think about suicide then cry myself to sleep. What is there to live for? why am I alive right now?

since your asking, I'm a piece of shit kinda like you. Basically no reason to live for any logical reason. Things probably won't get much better, like you'll still be socially awkward and probably not get much attention from women, and still be shy and anxious.

So, why live? It's a choice, but, if you can find some way to contribute to society - it really helps give you some purpose. Donate your time to someone rather than cry. Shift the focus away from you. You're complete bullshit anyways. You've figured that out, now step 2 is either a) An Hero or b) go find something that gives you purpose.
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>>576685130
Nod. And don't use target rounds. Hollow point/red dot .45ACP pointed at the brainstem.
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>>576684995
Thats a different guy.

>>576685247
I already try to help people as much as I can.
I don't want to be in pain anymore.
I want to die.
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Why a week or two does OP have some laundry to do before hand?
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>>576684591
Dude start smoking weed. go see the world. why the fuck do u even care about ur familiy. learn to get lucky for yourself the start looking for a relationship
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>>576685247
Now that's a smart anon. Seriously OP, if you're gonna do it, don't plan for it. The fact that you're saying "I'll do it soon" shows you aren't, and you're looking for someone to tell you not to. Here's the facts, only YOU can fix your life. It's not /b/'s responsibility. If you're gonna kill yourself, fucking do it without crying about it. Otherwise, make a thread on how to fix your life. We see "How do I stop being beta" threads all the damn time. We'll post. but only YOU can do it, faggot.
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Liar.....this the only way you can get attention and feel noticed?? Then maybe you should consider killing yourself....phuck yew and phuck yur b8
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>>576685130
Very easy to fuck up though.

You're scared/excited. Hands are shaking. You cant see your hands and how the gun is pointing. Sure, its quick if you aim right but if you dont you may survive and be a vegetable, giving your family all kinds of grief and hospital bills.

Go with the exitbag. Its foolproof.
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>>576685609

something like that

Just need to finish cleaning up my last stuff and shit like that.
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>>576681607
People do use 4chan to talk to people and possible make friends. Just not on this board. Fucking newfag, this is why you lurk.

Also OP, go with seppuku and die like the honorable fag you are
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>>576681910
Why don't you go on the run first see how long you can go.
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>>576685635
I don't want to smoke weed. Costs money, and i could get drug tested at any time.

Fuck the world, and a relationship is not going to happen for me.
I just want to know a cheep quick accessible way to die.
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Yeah kill yourself, it won't affect anyone around you, people will go on with life like nothing happened. I'm sure it won't have traumatic scarring to the people who love you, besides you'll be dead and won't have to see the pain you put them through . win win
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>>576679030
this
>>576679289
>>576679389
fucking faggots

>>576678938
also if youre going to kill yourself why wait a week or two? if you really dont care go do it right fucking now. post your name and location, find the tallest building you can and plunge headfirst into pavement.

that way we here at /b/ will know you actually fucking did it and arent an attention whore
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Kill some cops OP. They are mostly prices of shit who get erections from telling people what to do and making them suffer. If they are not guilty of a crime themselves, then they have cop friends who are guilty and they know about it. It's the only way to die a legend.
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grab some guns and ammo and go shoot up a mexican drug lord's place.

Also, when you hang yourself, breaking your neck isn't what kills you. Hanging kills by strangulation, the broken neck only prevents you from moving while you get choked.
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>>576686245
you'd have found one if you actually wanted to.
Dude just go get help and stop being beta. Be fucking assertive and get some pussy instead of saying "Oh Noes, never some for me because it doesn't fall in my fucking lap"
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>>576678938
Not the exit bag method. Fuck it up and you can wind up retarded.

Just find the highest place you can and jump off.
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Ok you sick /b/astards....wtf is an exit bag? Yes I could Google it but its easier when you do my research for me
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>>576685973

fucking this!, at least that ll give you some thrills

>>576685565

you little nigger fagget, check this shit out>>576685973

if you are at least not fat, buy a cheap motorcycle and go south, i recommend Peru, just ride motherfucker and leave all the sorrows on the road, the worst case scenario is you get killed somewhere in Mexico, saving you the trouble of killing yourself, best case scenario you end up somewhere in Peru as the new nigger god in town and fuck all the cute 14 y/o bitches they toss at you, probably start an online journal with that adventure...
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>>576686861
Actually OP, I change my mind. That sounds amazing.
DO that.
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You two are at the lowest possible points in your life. From here on out, shit can only get better. Or just end.

One of you hasn't said what happened while the other measures his worth with materialistic shit. Go to a new country and work. Just fucking get a job as a laborer. Do something productive. Make friends with an orphan or two.

Easier said than done, but it'll make you feel independent, which is a powerful feeling.
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>>576686558
I'm looking for one.
Fuck you eat a dick, I'm not asking for your help, it would help me if you didn't try some half assed attempted at convincing me to not suicide. if you REALLY want to help. help me find a way to kill myself that i can afford do now and doesn't leave a mess for someone to clean up.
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>>576678938
best to just get on with it and not to think too much about it and definitely don't start procrastinating by posting messges on shitty boards
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>>576687091
Every time someone said things can only get better from here, it got worse. How do I get to a new country with no money?
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>>576684591
You might have Asperger syndrome. i would explain why it's hard for you to make friends.
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>>576679929
The bedroom of the average /pol/ poster.
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Fineyou whiney lil bitch, awfully Choosey for somebody who has nothing to live for
*its free
*no mess for you FAM to clean
*fast
*painless if you do it right
*can be done wherever and when ever you choose
* be done outside with nature
JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN! NOW GTFO OFF THIS THREAD AND DOOOO IT
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>>576687589
Thank you, I often get told I have aspergers or autism and that's why I'm so fucked up. This really makes me feel like there is hope. Thankyou.
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>>576687332
Walk. Steal a bike. Hitch a ride. I'm assuming you're American, so a visa isn't a problem.

You just have to cut off all ties to your current life. Things won't get better if you remain in the same place.
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>>576687743
lol. you really sound like a bitch. there is no way you have the balls to kill yourself i fukcing guarantee it
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>>576687668
I thought about that. I didn't want anyone to have to clean it up, but this way there's no funeral either. I could even make it look like an accident. Thank you, I'll look into it.
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>>576678938
Dont be a faggot
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better give me ur money then
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>>576687932
Okay.
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>>576687937
Before I do this, is there a chance of me fucking it up, if i just jump in front of a train as its passing?
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>>576687097
Believe it or not there is some weird ass girl out there for you. She probably wants to kill herself too. So just find her and at least you can die together. But it's way more fun to run up a high credit card bill, steal, and go on a party trip around the world. Commit fraud and then love it up. Foreign girls will love you. You will get tons of pussy experience new things. Love is overrated anyways. No one loves someone else more than themselves. It's fake as shit so have a good time and of someone else kills you then you got what you wanted in the first place.
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doa flip
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>>576688181
Well, sure, but it ranks pretty high: >>576679458
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I've never personally jumped in front of a fast moving train.....but last time I've seen one, it looked pretty fucking big and heavy
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>>576688251
I'm still leaning more towards the train.

>>576688345
So it takes on average 17 minutes to die? but its not that much pain? or am i reading the chart wrong?
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>>576688519
if people survive shots to the head, i don't want to survive my suicide attempt. If i'm going to do it, i want to do it once.
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>>576681663
You molest someone anon be honest just tell us hat you did maybe you won't want to kill you nigger self
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>>576687743
>>576687332
>>576687097

nigger money is the last of your concerns, just use plastic as fuck and dissapear in the fucking amazon, all you faggots just have a stale life and fear of your own limitations, when was the last time you went on an adventure? tell you what if you want to die there are some very tall buildings in santiago, the capital of chile, ride all the way there and if all the shit youve seen hasnt changed you, then jump over there, i told you, the worst case scenario is you get killed by drug dealers in mexico, once past that shithole is exotic landscapes and hot bitches, youve got nothing to lose, so why bother, if money is whats holding you back then you are a bigger fagget than i thought
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