i've got a strap on for you. i think it's your time to fuck me, i'll be your bitch and you can shit all over my face, until i'm gasping for air and coughing up your wonderful fecal matter, i'll then worship your filthy asshole with my toe
They have this thing called the human camode, where I give myself an enema, you stand on your head and I sit on you and try to shit in your pussy or ass. I only ate one bowl of chili so we can only try one when I come over.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hey /b/, I'm in need. I'll keep it short and simple for you
>evicted tomorrow from parents house out of nowhere
>need a motel to sleep in
>why do i need a motel?
>need to shower before work to look presentable
>fuck i didnt expect this
paypal is : email@example.com
Advice helps just as much as a donation, but anything you send will be used towards a motel and food tomorrow. I just need to shower because my work place has high standards.
Thank you /b/ros, you've always been there for me.
thanks bro, i was fucking having so much fun playing along earlier spent like 2 hours on here rolling
>Seriously OP...why are you not over there fucking her instead of fucking around on here?
bitch is 15 min away, its 2am and I'm fucking tired. ill hit her up tomorrow to fuck
not worried about it bruh trust me
I'm sorry if I'm freaking you out... I recently had a homosexual experience, and I really just don't know what to do anymore... I feel so fucking confused about everything, I just need to see if I still like women...
ok /b/, I have never drink anything in my li/e but I just had half a quart of ppeach shine and a full bottle of homemade plum wine. ask me anything.
hey man thats what comes with anonymity, you can't know or find out - that's not the point. I'm uploading this shit as soon as i can or else you niggers complain if something takes too long, cast doubt etc..
i'm doing my end of the deal. what messaging apps wtf? nigga its iMessage