2 decides whats next (continued)

Darling can you tie me up

Wait for response? Bumpin'

>>576083220
How you wanna fuck? Feeling like doggy tbh

give me dat tight ass monkey pussy

I wanna come on your tits

yeah ill wait for response before next one

wait for a responce

Do you love me?

>>576083220
I swear to god if you don't send tit pics by the time i'm at your house I'm going to slit your fucking throat. Don't test me bitch.

>>576083757
rerollin

>>576083647
reroll

that aids text might have set her off to bed lmaooo

can i cover you in honey and uncooked spaghetti and then while you sing the recipe for eggs benedict to the theme tune of he-man i fart in your mouth

FUCK I CRASHED MY CAR

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badabump

>>576084108
reroll

>>576083972
kek winrar?

>>576084264
still 2 boo boo

reroll

>>576084108
Roll.

she just read it

Here have some bananas

>>576084482
Winrarz

send your dick

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>>576084108
kek. rolling for this

pls respond

i've got a strap on for you. i think it's your time to fuck me, i'll be your bitch and you can shit all over my face, until i'm gasping for air and coughing up your wonderful fecal matter, i'll then worship your filthy asshole with my toe

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Please respond.

>>576084829
MY LEG IS STUCK CALL AN AMBULANCE I DON'T REMEMBER THE NUMBER

>>576084840
Rollan

>>576084829
Again lol'd

Oh my go. The person in the other car is badly injured thisa

My dick is bleeding and i think my jaw is broken, call the wambulance

>>576084829
Quit the shit show some tit. You better swallow and not spit.

>>576084829
>Again
pfft, OP.

"Will you let me take some pics while I'm there? No face, I promise"

>>576084948
roll for this

Show me your tits, so I can have a fucking wank you rancid swine

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this. now show tits.

>>576085163
crashed like 3 cars lol sports cars too

He comes in the morning he comes in the evening. Rapeman

>>576085153
Aw damn, beat me by 1 post

>>576085246
>>576085246
winrar

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>>576084948
roll

>>576085547
Ravioli ravioli ride my bolgna pony.

>>576085547
I like this girl, OP. She's awesome.

Share some pics of her.

>>576085547
u know what? forget it. im gonna hang myself soon anyways..

>>576085547
I wanna make sure they are plump and up to standard

>>576085282
Reroll

>>576085732
lol rolling for this

I get it..you're really a dude...I can work with that...will you slap my balls for me?

They look worse in person though :(

>>576085163
reroll

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>>576085763
>>576085763
winrar

what about the /b/ruhs?

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0

As long as I can blow my spunk all over them

>>576083220

>>576085963
>K

>>576085732
Rolling for this again

>>576085732
Rolling for this.

>>576085963
I just want you to know that I fucked Alicia.

>>576085282
Rollin

Hey OP, what's the story between you and this girl?

I'm going to kill myself inside you ;)

>>576085732
Get!

Lol just kidding girl. Shit I forgot where you live. What's your address?

i don't mind fucking you. i just really want to see your tits right now.

What street do you live on again?

You're mom is way hotter anyways, send me big ol milk bags instead

>>576085963
I'm going to of killed myself soon, when I've drowned in your pussy juice.

>>576086352
known since middle school and been on and off never dated her

>>576085732

>>576086412
reroll

>>576085963
>>576086480
Winrar

>>576086452
*her big ol milk bags

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9

>>576086402
Rerool

Send your dick

>>576086704
Ravioli ravioli suck on my pepperoni.

>>576086704
pls respond

Would you like to see my throbbing phallus? :D

>>576086869
WINKEK

I'm going to shit and shove it up your ass then make you shit in my mouth so I can fuck you with it.

>>576086869
Winrar kek

>>576086869
>inb4 OP sends "send your dick"

>>576086869
Do it faggot, otherwise send someone elses dick

>>576086869
winrar

My cock feels like diamonds when I think about pissing in your cunt again.

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your pussy, how do you get it to feel so oily without lube?

I want your sweet ass

>>576087461
I might not reach the back but I'll rip your sugar walls open.

>>576087461
now show me YOUR dick.

call me Daddy Mushroom

>>576087461
The doom shroom cometh

>>576087461
they call my dick the bobble head. it bobbles heads

>>576087701
WINKEK

I'm gonna plug your fuckhole up with this man pecker and make sure we have a retarded kid. Make daddy proud.

>>576087701
kek

>>576087461
/thread
OP has made it obvious that he is not using the numbers that he asks for. 9 =/= a pic posted before saying "9"

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my shoom gonna make your pussy trip

They have this thing called the human camode, where I give myself an enema, you stand on your head and I sit on you and try to shit in your pussy or ass. I only ate one bowl of chili so we can only try one when I come over.

>>576087937
That's the cock I took up my ass earlier.

>>576087876
the fuck u talking about bruh

>>576087937
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>576088113

>>576088113
Best winrar

>>576088113
WINFUCKINGKEK

>>576088113
to much kek for this late

If you don't send me tit pics im coming to your house and im going to slit your goddamn throat

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>>576088409
If you don't send me tit pics im coming to your house and im going to slit your goddamn throat

>>576087937
>replies with k
Op how ugly is she because clearly you don't want to fuck her

>>576088529
reroll

ayo bbeh I know your adress see you in half an hour

>>576088409
Listen, sorry. I just wanted to mess with you. Show me some skin bby, I want to spank my meat to the sight of your tits

>>576088529
reroll

Give ya a nickle if ya tickle muh pickle.

>>576087937
I'm fucking dying

>>576088409
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>576088409
ayy lmao

>>576088409
I'll fuck your cat if you don't fuck me.

>>576088731
winnerisyou.jpg

>>576088603
she's not ugly, she's slim and blonde. 21yo (I'm 20)

Suck me like a faggot sucks an aids infested cock

>>576088731
WINRAR

>>576088731
Winrar

>>576088731
Ugh. Faggot.

>>576088734
down to fuck you retard

This is one of the best ones I've seen.

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Hey /b/, I'm in need. I'll keep it short and simple for you

>evicted tomorrow from parents house out of nowhere
>need a motel to sleep in
>why do i need a motel?
>need to shower before work to look presentable
>fuck i didnt expect this

paypal is : [email protected]

Advice helps just as much as a donation, but anything you send will be used towards a motel and food tomorrow. I just need to shower because my work place has high standards.

Thank you /b/ros, you've always been there for me.

>>576088731
aw shit sorry guys

Come shit on my cock

>>576089084
If you don't send me tit pics im coming to your house and im going to slit your goddamn throat

>>576089142
Winrar is you

>>576089084
I want you to stick your arm up my ass to your elbow.

>>576089142
That was fast

Please have sex with me :(

>>576089173
fuck. off by one goddamn post

Send me a pic of your knee.

>>576089116
First off I'd suggest actually making your own thread. And then killing yourself

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>>576089074
thanks bro, i was fucking having so much fun playing along earlier spent like 2 hours on here rolling

5 decides

>>576089439
what kinda person still would be talking? this is fake

>>576089439
If you don't send me tit pics im coming to your house and im going to slit your goddamn throat

well if you're not dtf anymore.. how about some tits?

>>576089439
Come on, sugartits. the bus runs all night.

>>576089439
Lazy bitch you got legs....why don't you just queef and fly over here...I'm sure there's enough propulsion from all that cock you've been taking.

>>576089439
but actually... got any drugs?

>>576089439
Surf on the massive amounts of pussy juices from how horny you are talking to me.

Take the fucking bus or I will take a dump on your fucking doorstep

I must pillage your anus.

>>576089552
someone who isn't a fucking little bitch and likes to be entertained too... who the fuck has time to fake this shit

Edwin kill yourself faggot

>>576089084
My flacid pennies year for your scootchy

>>576089695
I win

>>576089820
>/b/
>who has time to fake shit
>how new are yoy

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Seriously OP...why are you not over there fucking her instead of fucking around on here?

>>576088529
reroll

Okay im on my way,
Want me to pick up some rubbers?

Lol who am I kidding lets do it raw

I wish you were my rural juror ;) If you ever get shot in the head, I will eat yo pussy & ass as you die so you can be happy one last time

>>576089582
reroll

>>576090051
because OP has never seen a vagina before.

>>576089712
This.

>>576090051
>Seriously OP...why are you not over there fucking her instead of fucking around on here?

bitch is 15 min away, its 2am and I'm fucking tired. ill hit her up tomorrow to fuck

not worried about it bruh trust me

>>576090037

C'mon gurl, I'll give you the good ol' lickaroo.

>>576090185
/rollin

>>576090186
rowlin again

Coming, just let me say bye to 4chan

>>576088529
rollre

>>576090259
Rollin for this

>>576090185
/rollllll

>>576088529
rerool

>>576090506
muahahahaha

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>>576083220
got the 6plus?

>>576090243
Again

>>576090186
rawr

>>576090506
One more time

>>576090259
/roll for this

Ryker go kill your self

>>576090259
dis

>>576090259
Rolling so deeply

Please OP.

>>576090580
/rolling

I'm sorry if I'm freaking you out... I recently had a homosexual experience, and I really just don't know what to do anymore... I feel so fucking confused about everything, I just need to see if I still like women...

My god this is the best thread I've seen all night

>>576090259
Rollin this

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6 (yes iPhone 6 (not plus) and 6 decides)

>>576090185
Rollll

>>576090714
Faggot

>>576090992
Fine, I'll just jerk off to child porn.

>>576090259
REROOOOLLL!

Rolllllin

>>576091036
>pink

You are in no position to speak

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> my red hot poker will warm you up when you get here

>>576090259
Rolling for this. 6 GET.

this is the dumbest thing the world. this is fake or this girl is literally the ugliest most worthless girl alive

>>576091036
Such a pussy winrar

This isn't real. It's all a LIE.

>>576090259
Rolling again because this HAS GOT to happen.

>>576091351
WIN FUCKING RAR

I'll come over but only if you snowball your mom with my man juice. Deal?

>>576091351
winrar lol.

>>576090259
Roll for this

>>576091351
>pussy
okay bro its not my fault you're beta

>>576091578
he may be beta.. but he is winrar

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>>576090992

>>576091578
SEE >>576090259
YOUR PEOPLE DEMAND FOR YOU TO DELIVER IMMEDIATELY

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ok /b/, I have never drink anything in my li/e but I just had half a quart of ppeach shine and a full bottle of homemade plum wine. ask me anything.

>>576091578
>not fucking a girl
>rather be on 4chin
>calling me a pussy

>>576091351
No shit...With all of the free texting apps these days everyone feels like the world's best troll.

>>576091515
Your id is painful. "I sob shit"

>>576090259
Reroll

I'm just texting myself and posting this shit on 4chan for the lulz.

How much do you weigh?

>>576091745
You're a dirty slut. Send me a pic and I'll go over nigger.

>>576091783
hey man thats what comes with anonymity, you can't know or find out - that's not the point. I'm uploading this shit as soon as i can or else you niggers complain if something takes too long, cast doubt etc..

i'm doing my end of the deal. what messaging apps wtf? nigga its iMessage

>>576091515
Re roll

>>576092052
winrar

gave me crabs fefore

>>576092021
winrar /thread

>>576092181
Done...kek

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>>576092021

6'1 - 200

5 decides

jesus this girl fucking hates herself. daddy issues for dayyzzz

>>576092052
FUCKIN WINRAR

>>576091745
response?