Ask him anything

should i like him?

>>576000967
well, should i?

>>576001126
should i like him?

>>576001290
hey god, should i like him?

>>576000967
>>576001126
>>576001290
>>576001458
Fucking hilarious. My question is are you the Satan that is cool and god is a dick or are you both dicks?

>>576001594
That doesn't quite answer my question. Are you cool?

Would it be in my interest to shoot up my school?

should i touch myself right now?

>>576002097
So that's a yes

Im working on a ledge right now, am I going to fall?

Will I see the pretty girl on the train in the near future?

Hey satan, u want sum fuk?

>>576002268
Thanks, Satan

is OP underage

>>576000890
can i haz da sex?

does she like me?

>>576000890
can I get her

Should I do arms tonight?

AC 1 prfg 31?

>>576000890
Should I fap?

>>576000890
that one girl who doesn't know I exist, can I get her?

Are you satan?

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>>576000890
can i?

Is there such thing as afterlife?

Is he a complete and utter faggot?

Am I gonna have another relationship anytime soon?

>>576000890
Sooo... ?

Will i see my crush tonight?

>>576000890
should i jump?

Does she like me or is it just because I'm a good cuddler?

>>576000890
will my wildest dreams come true

Are you a faggot?

>>576002802
Fuck guys.

Why you gotta be so rude Satan?

>>576000890
Will I have sex before the new year?

>>576002802
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

>>576003056
Commas.

>>576002568
fuck you satan, does she like me or not

>>576000890
are we seeds or seedens

WILL I EVER BECOME AN OLD FAG?

Should I still talk to her?

>>576003156
what more do you need to know? shes cute we talk to eachother daily and im about to make a move, now does she like me or not?

will I be able to live off of youtube

Is op a fag?

Are you real?

>>576003140
Can confirm, am fake.

Did i really accidently the whole thing?

do you miss crash bandicoot

>>576003370
cant find god, I have to ask you.
please satan does she like me or not

will i ever fall in love

>>576000890
Is op a faggot?

should i spend all my money ($34 pesos, Argentinian currency, like 3 US dollars) in a coke?

will i reach diamond before season ends? 8)

Will I become a serial killer, Satan?

Will this fucking tooth ache get better soon

>>576003559
im getting pissed here satan
does
she
like
me
or
not

On a scale from 1-9, how much of a faggot are you?

>>576003657
edgelord?

>>576003578
Fuck you, Satan, you didn't help me at all.

should i buy bitcoin?

If you were mortal, would you be a faggot?

>>576000890
are u satan a jew

>>576003657
CONFIRMED

will i pass my maths test?

Should I try and fuck her when she gets back?

Should i kill myself

Should i remove my hand and offer it to the supermarket?

Will she ever love me

Am I a faggot?

Will I ever have sex ?

Will he say goodnight to me?

Will I get a girlfriend in few months ?

where is dildo?

Do i owe you anything?

Satan, are you the real god?

>>576000890
Are you the real stan?

Satan, are you a fag ?

>>576000890
Will my cousin fuck me

>>576000890
why are you such a jealous try hard when you are just going to fail?

is my soul in hell

will i suck an 11 yr old dick this year?

will my relationship succeed

>>576004626


I just want to know if you suck dicks satan, so are you a fag ?

Liker jeg jenter?

>>576000890
Am I going to transition

>>576004726
what more? i want to meet an 11 year old and rape him. will it be this year?

jerk or not

should I keep talking to her?

Is music dead?

>>576004929
fuck you. will it be next year?

>>576004938
oh fuck you satan. Is she at least into me?

Will I feel my emotions again?

Are you the one who had helped me?

>>576005093
thought so. thanks satan

Am I the only human being that has never perceived the emotion of love but the only to perceive the emotion of synthacy?

Is op an faggot?

Is one year long enough?

OP IS A FAGGOT

>>576000890
am i gonna lose my virginity?

>>576004848
homse

The spiritual energy that have given me luck? Is that you?

>>576000890
Will I ever fuck a hot niggeress

will I get her back?

do i have a demon living in my asshole?

Does she like me

>>576000890
do i have a neurosis? is it bad? will i get out of it?

Will I die alone?

this month i gonna lose my virginity?

will girl suck my dick

Will i have sex this year

the next i am gonna lose my virginity?

>>576005361
Ow wow this shit is more accurate than i expected.
Well next question will i be forever a beta virgin?

Is he a dick?

Will I ever get with that qt 3.14 who moved out of state after high school?

will she take positive action towards me, this year

will girl suck my dick?

Am I gonna get laid before the end of the year?

Is she a whore?

will i be together with her forever?

Will I have sex this year?

>>576000890
Does she love me as more than a friend

sex this year?

Should I dump her?

>>576006060
please, eloberate lucifer

>>576006106
did she had affairs with other guys like A was saying

shall i dump that bitch?

>>576000890
Is this real life?

Sex i near future?

What if I did but didnt do?

Should I really do it?

>>576005712
Sweet, thanks Satan.

i got sex with my actual girlfriend?

So, will I make it in the end of this?

am i getting laid again tonight?

>>576000890
will i find great hapiness by joining the church of satan, if i promise to join you and refuse the fake and unholy god; Jesus christ?

>>576006512
If shit's too hardcore for satan is totally my kind of crap.

Will have I a good shift at job tonight?

So im not gonna have sex this year?

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do you support ISIS?

>>576006601
ah fuck yes

is my bitch faithful?

[capcha was 666]

>>576000890
Will actually get the car I'm saving for when I am planning?

>>576006646
answear me great satan

This shitty life is going to end this year?

Will kebab be removed from holland

>>576000890
should I go for it?

If Terrence flakes out on the bet, will the terms be met?

>>576000890
Is op a faggot?
Is he not?

Will i have sex before my next birthday

will i get drunk tomorrow?

>>576006996
> ask Gaia
Reroll

I am living a paradox?

Well you know... will my life improve, Doesn't matter how?

>>576006257
yes or no nigga?

Do my girlfriend is pregnant?

>>576000890
Will i ever be truly happy?

>>576007120
So..

>>576007436
well she talked to me, then went to talk to others, it's been 4 years but she doesn't stop talking to me

what is she doing?

>>576007447
I ask again, is she?

quad get?

Can you stop being so gay?

>>576000890

Did you create Geese?

does she love me then?

>>576007602
>>576007602

>>576007626
I won't, tell me, if she is or not.

should i give up?

Am i gay?