>be me >yesterday >See super QT one legged girl on

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>>575663086
you know what to do anon

>>575663086
salsa dance classes

>>575663086
How is she one legged? I mean was it a accident or birth defect

OP, you should cut her art projects in half and tell her you made them like her.

Go bobbing for apples

>>575663086
amazing dude
she won't be able to run for you
easier to rape

>>575663086
buy some lemon lub,

>>575663376

Accident. It was pretty obvious she had just lost it. I haven't asked how it happened or anything yet.

Take her to IHOP

Take her to a movie? What is it with you kids these days. If you don't get as far as second base afterwards you're probably gay

>>575663086
obvious photodhop is obvious

>>575663714
Sorta laughed good job m8

>>575663714
10/10

>>575663376
that's a good question right here anon. In case it was an accident it's ok. If it is a birth defect you should dump her immediatly. You might give her the D once, but don't let this get serious, you don't wanna seen around mutants do you?

>>575663086
>movie
>dinner
Pretty simple stuff

>>575663086
Movies, picnics, you know, anything that doesn't requires constant movement
and try not to sound like a cripplefucker, you better have an interest or a hobbie

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>>575663086
no homo
thats one hot fucking leg

>>575663795
Holy shit i'm high, movies are the perfect first date.

>>575663714
Kek

>>575663337
That fucking scene was hilarious.

>>575663086
Gonna help you out mate. Cook her dinner at your place, turn the thermostat way way down make it cold af, then put on a movie, it is cold so she will cuddle, spoon up with her on the couch, watch movie while spooning, don't try to fuck her on the first date, take her home and kiss her. Try to fuck on the third date.

>>575663086

Hell yes, OP.

Will you record adventures for your bros?

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>>575663975
Movies suck for a first date. 2hrs of sitting. You can pull a move or two but you never really know the girl.

If pussy is your goal, get a hooker.

cut your own leg so she doesn't feel lonely

How does one fuck a one legged chick exactly. I mean many of the normal position dynamics are gone, but at the same time there might be new positions possible.

I shall have to ponder this.

>>575663086
that's my fetish. good for you op

>>575664432
>Movies suck for a first date. 2hrs of sitting.
>2hrs of sitting.
>sitting.

Bitch only gots one leg.

>>575663086
going for a wa...
bike ri....
danci....
nah, fuck it... dinner and movie.
wear whatever aftershave you wore today, be dapper, dont focus on the leg an FOR CHRSTS SAKE SUIT UP WHEN YOU DIP YOUR WICK...
dont wanna be trapped with crippy and babby for 18 years...

>>575663445
this

Go to a cozy pub-style bar that serves decent food. Have a few drinks.

>>575663086
Take her skiing, or perhaps skydiving.

>>575664432
>Movies suck for a first date.
Movies are great for first date, lots of small talk comments, quietly getting closer together, snuggling, a bit of touching, a warmup for the inevitable penile plunge

>>575663086
Well I know Sara anon she's friends with my sister. Give me one reason why I shouldn't show her this thread.

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>>575664668

She sits enough.

>>575665173
Her names not sara faggot

>>575665313
Calling her now

Ask her if she likes long walks on the beach and if she fancies going for a run with you any time.

Then tell her you can deny it no longer and that you need a big strong hairy man with a huge dick.

>>575664864

This...

A nice little bistro that is upscale.

A nice cozy place that isn't too busy where you guys can eat and drink and laugh and actually talk without having to scream over loud ppl or loud music.

>>575664432
Don't listen to this guy op
>>575663086
Go to the movies but go 45 mins-hour before the movie starts so that you can talk etc.

>>575663086


also, when you do finally give her the "D" , let us know how high her leg is amputated and if it is one of those amputations with huge stitch marks that looks creepy or a smooth clean cut.

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>>575663714

>>575663086
Gotta let her peg ya with the stump, just sayin

>>575665664


movies are for high school kids. Are you 12?

>>575663714


I spit out my beer you faggot!

nice one mofo.

>>575665827
will do

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>>575663086
You guys could go to IHOP?

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>>575663086
Escalator land!

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>>575663086
>Hopping
>Not using stair rail
>Agrees to a date with OP

Confirmed for mentally disabled

just don't be a moron, she's probably quite vulnerable or insecure, and has to overcome more challenges than a normal person, treat her with respect, no matter what relationship you 2 develop.

DO THA STANKY LEG

DO THA STANKY LEG

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>>575666423

>>575665396
even if it was sara, your a fucking dick for the cock block. so if you do this, i hope you're raped by a wild pack of dingos.

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>>575663714

>>575663629
>I haven't asked how it happened or anything yet.

Don't ask. Everyone else does so she's probably tired of it. By not asking, it makes you different and she'll notice that.

>>575663086

Take her somewhere that requires heavy use of legs.

Don't be rude in any way though... Pretend you didn't consider the fact that she only has one leg.

Make it as ironic as possible, that way she will admire your balls and not see you as a beta faggot looking to impress.

>>575663086
Take her roller skating.

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>>575665313
is her name ilene?

>>575663086
>>help her up the stairs
Why didn't piggyback carry her upstairs? She will get all wet thinking how nice and strong you are...

>>575666423


nah, probably the complete opposite.
I knew a girl who was paralyzed and she was the most confident and emotionally secure person I ever met.
I guess if you can get over not being able to walk, or in ops girls case only being able to hop then you come out a stronger more confident person.

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>>575666198
kek

Buy her a pair of shoes as a gift

>>575663086
OP had so much success because there was no way he could've got off on the wrong foot.

>>575663086

Prosthetic leg factory

>>575663714
top kek

>>575665504
This is good advice for any first date, cripple or no.
fuck, its likeyou kids cant peel your eyes off a dancing light box for 15 minutes.

>>575667228
give her a left shoe, then you could bang another amputee who is missing the right leg and you wouldn't have to buy two gifts. economics baby

>>575666862
Yeah I figure she'll bring it up eventually.

dont get the ihop joke

i am here for weeks btw

poo

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>>575665313
Oh lawdy
>>575665396
Shits getting real
>>575666684
Dont be scared OP. I hope it really is her. So your retard ass can learn a lesson about asking for help on the internet.

Also..WAKA WAKA!!!

Ihop

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>>575663086
You know what to do OP

I'm stumped as to why you'd want a date with her.

>>575668465
because she is one legit hottie

>>575667061
I'm losing the ability to walk but will always have both legs, if I accept it and be more confident will I still be considered attractive to society?

>>575663445
Post the greentxt

>>575668858

What the fuck bro ?

>>575663714
This is why I still stay on this cessepool of a site

>>575668465
Kek

Ask her if time heals all wounds.

>>575669150
dude do you really know her or was that just a lucky guess ?

>>575663889

We're not actually giving him advice. Hilarious places to not take a girl with 1 leg are welcome.

Oooh take her bike riding

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>>575663714

>>575663086
Take her to Long John Silver's for dinner

>>575667316
Kek'd

Take her to a winery to go crush some grapes

>>575669427
You can ride a bike with only one leg. I've seen it a few times. It doesn't seem to be hard at all...

>>575669553
wtf ?

>>575668858
Post picture of her face, please.

>>575669705
pwnd

>>575669650
MASTER KEK

>>575663086
Is your name Earl?

>>575669705
Dont worry. Im not going to sgow her this. Even if I did its not like you posted anything negative. I think it cute actually.

>>575669705
Aaaannnnnd... OP is done

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I wonder who might be her favorite LotR character...

go biking together

>>575670342
kek

>>575670342
Faramir?

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>>575670342

>>575669659

Not really about the pedal pressing more about maintaining balance. If someone can balance themselves with one side weighing more than the other, more power to them.

>>575667829
That would require 2 left shoes wouldnt it?

>>575670249
Alright. Cool

Date idea: go see My Left Foot. She will either be really appreciative or really pissed off. Not that she has a leg to stand on being mad.

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>>575663086
Just take her to somewhere you enjoy so you its not like you are trying to balance on an edge or anything. Break a leg OP you got this.

>>575670342
super kek

>>575664563

the fuck

you straddle her one leg and enjoy unobstructed access

if anything, a girl with no legs would be ideal. nothing to get in the way

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OP make sure you have one of these sitting in your front window when you bring her home.

>>575672270
You read my fucking mind, anon

>>575663086
Hold up, wait a min! My current gf has a prosthetic leg. She can bowl, but only standing in one spot though. We have slow danced. Her pace is not as quick as mine, so I have to slow down for her.

Tips: Be courteous, but don't make her seem worthless.

Also, I have been with to IHOP twice, I didn't even get the pun. Now I can't go to IHOP or I'm going to die laughing. Thanks a lot assholes.

>>575666423
Wrong, my gf isn't self conscious about her prosthetic at all. She is very open about it and honestly told me "If you don't like this flavor of cookie, spit it out."

>>575663714
fucking kek

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>>575663714
Kek!!!

>>575671203
fuck I'm high

Call me a white knight, but don't break her heart if you're only trying to get laid. 783

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>>575663086
fixd

>>575673249
but this yeah

people be like
>take her to a nice bar
>have a few drinks
love to see her try to hop tipsy

>>575663714
I've witnessed something beautiful, today.

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>>575663714
LEL

>>575673249
Believe me Im not.

She seems really nice and if I wasn't into her I wouldn't have asked her out in the first place.

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>>575663714
>mfw
I love these threads man.

>>575666918
most overlooked post on /b/ tonite

>>575666918
I looked right past this one, but now I see it and it is too good

>>575664709
She had an accident faggot, her kids wont be fucked up

>>575663714
I don't get it, I'm not amerifat, explain

>>575663714
Oh shit, nice

>>575673516
Lookit those getaway sticks!

>>575675083
There are IHOPs in other countries you know?

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>>575663086
Can OP or someone post some pics of that girl ?

>>575663086
Tell us how fucking a girl with one leg feels

Just take her to the movies
( I just saw this awesome movie call ' book of life' ) I'm sure she will enjoy it

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>>575663714

>>575674358
OP you sound like a bitch, tell the truth you just wanna fuck a one legged bitch

>>575675083

Check out this dense autist.

>>575663086
How does nobody remember this copy pasta?

Fucking newfags

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>>575663714
10/10

>>575663356
under-rated comment/10

>>575675786
No need to get butthurt for being called amerifat, anon.

Go get your burger dose and let the men talk here.

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>>575675694
Bitches LOOOOOVE IHOP!

>>575663086
bro, is that johansen high school?

>>575676226
no

>>575663086
take her to iHop

>>575676704
kek

>>575663714
TOP KEK

>>575670249
So how do you know here anyways ?

>>575676704
10/10

>>575675519
holy shit wtf that looks like a ballsac

>>575676873
Shes an old friend of my sister

>>575676226
>highschool
>reported
>hidden

>>575677090
Thats cool. Any idea how she lost the leg ?

>>575668668
Underrated post

Call her Eileen as much as you can OP>>575663086

Good job OP

>>575663629
>>575666862
This.
Don't say a fucking word about her missing leg. Don't even look down. if you need to tie your shoe lace, go to the bathroom and do it there. She has to bring it up, she's not looking for sympathy i guess the one leg has detoured most guys from wanting her and she knows it. You not caring about it will assure you 100% chance of bagging this bitch. plus she's less likely to cheat, won't be that easy to get away.
Godspeed OP

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>>575663714
10/10

>>575664709
>be dapper

Britbong autist detected.

>>575677253
She lost it a month ago in a car wreck.

Good luck op. Shes a good girl. I tried getting with her but she wasnt into me.

>>575677565

>won't be that easy to get away

Even on her one leg night stands?

>>575677641
Damn Ok so its really really recent. I suspected that but good to know.
Also, thanks for not snitching on me bro.

>>575677891
you seem like a cool guy, and from what i've read in this thread she is a nice girl, don't hurt her dude

>>575677851
too soon

>>575676704
to late m8 see
>>575663714

>>575677121
yeah I went to high school.. back about 16 years ago.
pussy.

All seriousness OP, this girl is probably going through a bad time. You have the chance to make her the happiest girl in the world because you can overlook this. I know you'll do the right thing OP.

inb4 white knight

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>>575663714

Perfect.

Best of luck to you OP

>>575663714
Holy shit

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this thread make me sad :/ im not that new here from like 2 years but now i can see how many new fagcancer is here .
is copypasta from like 4 years

>Tfw no one legged qt3.1416 to cuddle with in the somewhat cold autum nights....

>>575677037
You have already told me this..

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>>575680000
>mfw those quads

>>575680000
>QUADS

>>575676431
quit lying bro

do it op... i went on a couple dates with a chick in a wheelchair.. she was alright to get along with but she caked on the makeup and i guess i was too shallow to bring a wheelchair girl around.. she indeed wanted the dick as we had like 2 drinks and she was getting flirty.

>>575663714
actually very confused as to why everyone is laughing at this, doesn't seem sarcastic. Can't even remember how many years ago I heard a variation on this

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>>575680000
Quads are goot

A story about the girl, with one leg.

>At school, 2 days back after summer break
>See 2 girls each with one leg after the break
>How unusual
>One is hot, the other is average
>Average one still has most of her leg above the knee, hot one's leg is gone at the base
>Check the grapevines
>Average one was in a car accident, no one knows about the hot one.
>Sit near her in back of the room in biology.
>Drop the bomb
>"So I know it's been a while since I've seen you but I remembered you having 2 legs haha"
>Meant it as a friendly joke and she just started crying
>"I'm sorry" etc trying to stop the waterworks
>"Let me by you lunch to make up for it"
>She looks up slowly and sadly.
>Really?
>Really Really (God Shrek was the best)
>Take her to KFC
>Get a bunch of stuff and she just wants a bit of chicken
>Guy looks at her (can't see below the counter)
>We're out of drumsticks so how would you like a thigh.
>I put my head in my hands straight away knowing where this is going
>She starts crying again and sits down revealing her missing leg
>the amount of spaghetti falling out of this dude and his managers pockets trying to apologise to her is unbelievable
>First date's meal is free and we got to park right in front of the store in the handicapped parks
>She's still crying but this is a pretty sweet day for me


Does anyone want to know how this continues? The story has love, war, one legged gladiator fights and positions that aren't in the kama sutra.

>>575676226
>johansen high school
Modesto!?

>>575663797
sshhhhhh, everyone is having a good time.

>>575681458
Pls
Continue anon

>>575663714
Kek Status:
[ ] Subterranean
[ ] Bottom
[ ] Middle
[ ] Top
[ ] Low Earth Orbit
[x] Interstellar

>>575663086
Take her to a sock hop.

ihop

>>575663714
Hahaha lost it hard here
Good one m8

wish I had a fucking girlfriend :=(

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>>575663714
Beautiful

>>575681458

For simplicity the hot one in the wheelchair I'm with is now Wheelie and the other from school can be Krutch

>I dig deeper into Wheelie's story because she can only cry so hard
>she's the daughter of a prominent politician
>she got kidnapped
>won't go into any more detail
>pat her back and give her a kiss on the cheek
>"It's all over now, and the important thing is you're here."
>Only fucked one girl but this one legged chick is too easy.
>"I just feel a real connection to you, ya know?"
>End up going home and wanking

>Next day
>In lunch line
>Other one legged girl (Krutch) is in front of me
>Start talking (I have a thing for vulnerable girls if you couldn't tell)
>Immediately start hitting on her
>Can tell straight away she's starved for attention and therefore my dick
>Invite Krutch to KFC (I really like KFC ok)
>On the way to KFC after school finishes with her (It was only 500m from the school)
>Almost there when I hear a squeaky wheel chair
>It's Wheelie from yesterday
>She gets out of the wheelchair and starts hopping towards me with the maddest look on her face
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>IS THIS YOUR FUCKING FETISH OR SOMETHING
>Hops straight past me and tackles Krutch
>Krutch crawls back up, grabs a crutch, and hits Wheelie in the back with it while she's lying on the ground
>I'm standing there frozen still in the strangest situation of my life
>Krutch leans on my shoulder and tells me we should go
>Kisses me on the cheek while Wheelie looks up at us

>>575683204
Fag

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>>575668974
This this is it.

>>575678794
Fuck this, don't do it just for her. Do it for yourself too OP!

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>>575663714

>>575683328
Lurking.
Continue.

>>575680000
Mirin dem quads m8

>>575683328

Gonna try and shorten this up a bit because I have to go out soon.

>KFC with Krutch goes well
>She wants to come back to my house
>Tells me in the KFC she hasn't had sex since before the accident.
>I'm in
>Take her back to mine and rail her
>The leg is mostly healed I just kinda ignore it

>School next day
>Wheelie rolls up to me
>I want to talk
>I really like you anon
>"I think you deserve better than that one legged skank" (I can't believe she said this when she too has one leg)
>I'll do anything to be with you

The self esteem of these girls at this point is subterranean, I don't think anyone else in school has talked to them yet.

>Come back to my house
>It's just past KFC (Hence why I always eat there, I swear they pump the smell into the street)
>Krutch is eating alone in KFC
>Had a fucking date with her today I forgot
>She sees us rolling
>She hating
>She patrolling she tryna catch me fuckin Wheelie
>Tryna catch me fuckin Wheelie
>Tryna catch me fuckin Wheelie
>Can't you see I'm fuckin, Wheelie
>Kinky sex when I'm fuckin Wheelie

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>>575663714
fuck me that shouldnt be funny

>>575677891
Mfw she is femanon reading this. Just good luck!

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>>575663714
This is gold.

>>575666232
underrated post

>>575684967
I hope not, but after someone recognizing her I wouldnt be surprised.

>>575668970

Confidence is attractive. That why all you autistic /b/etamax feggits are single as fuck.

>>575684647
8/10

>>575665313
What if it was though? That would have been some scary shit

>>575668668
kek

>>575668465
Not as much as her

>>575663086
Your life is Katawa Shojo, pls anon.

>>575668970
R u a man? I totally have a fantasy about fucking the shit out of a dude in a wheelchair. A fantasy I've never shared with my girl friends but I think a lot of girls prob have this fantasy.

>>575688469
lol you must have missed what happened.

>>575665046
If I catch you and your girl chatting it up giggling to each other during a really good movie I'm throwing my soda at you.


Faggot.

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>>575684647

>>575689526
I actually did moments after posted that comment

>>575663714
how fucking new are you niggers that you haven't heard this one before

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>this thread

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>>575663714

>>575663086
Make her do the split and fuck her, OP.

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>>575663714

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>>575684647
>Kinky sex when I'm fuckin wheelie

>>575663714
I don't get it, why is this funnny? Not amerifag here.

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>>575666918
Nice. Or, if she's Asian, Irene.

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>>575668668
Well played.

>>575663356
holy fuck, this

>>575684647
this is basically the plot of this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOCuE_OLyr8

>>575692943
>IHOP
>pronounced I HOP
>as in "I HOP up the stairs because my leg is gone"

you are retarded

>>575692943
Doesn't really take an intricate knowledge of American restaurants to figure that one out.

>>575663086
Is her name Eileen?

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>>575663337

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>>575663714
You motherfucker

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>>575663714

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>>575663714
>this.

>>575663714
god fucking dammit, anon.

>>575663714
My sides..

>>575663629
Makes sense, her stub must be healing still otherwise she would of been fitted a prosthesis already

>>575663086
Whats QT?

>>575695657
Quick time. OP had to press a series of buttons at the right time to get her to respond.

>>575695657
cutie

>>575689526
Sup OP. I'm late to the thread but I'd take her on a carriage ride to a nice dinner with a patio out front that is super easy access. Call the restaurant and let them know the score and they will go crazy accommodating you. Ask for a female server, guys stare. Basically go way out of your way to make it easy for her to relax, with out making it obvious.

>>575695657
It stands for Quentin Tarantino

Better not be pulling our legs, OP. Because I found this really humerus. If so, you are a leg-end.

>>575696758
Thanks for the tip

Do you really think I should make arrangements with the restaurant to let them know my date is disabled ?

>>575663337
We need to find OP some lemons

>>575697153
Why not?
Well, maybe if its a nice spot with no open tables you can "ok, hey look heres the deal ... Bla bla ... Can you recommend another place that bla bla" and then they may hook you up.
Also a place with live dinner music is choice for awkward silences, but avoid one that people dance to obviously.

>>575663714
1000 internets to you

>>575663086
what the fuck?

>>575663086
she is a sexy 1 legged nugget I must say

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>>575684647