>See super QT one legged girl on campus struggling to get up stairs
>She gives up trying to use her crutches and just starts hopping
>creeper in me snaps quick pic before asking if she needs help
>help her up the stairs
>she tells me I smell really good
>I think she wants the D
>end up talking about elevators, school and other shit for over 30 minutes
>I can tell she really wants the D
>Ask her out
>We're going on date tomorrow :D
Any ideas on placed to go on a date ? I usually like to go bowling for a first date, but dont think thats going to be an option.
that's a good question right here anon. In case it was an accident it's ok. If it is a birth defect you should dump her immediatly. You might give her the D once, but don't let this get serious, you don't wanna seen around mutants do you?
thats one hot fucking leg
Gonna help you out mate. Cook her dinner at your place, turn the thermostat way way down make it cold af, then put on a movie, it is cold so she will cuddle, spoon up with her on the couch, watch movie while spooning, don't try to fuck her on the first date, take her home and kiss her. Try to fuck on the third date.
Movies suck for a first date. 2hrs of sitting. You can pull a move or two but you never really know the girl.
If pussy is your goal, get a hooker.
How does one fuck a one legged chick exactly. I mean many of the normal position dynamics are gone, but at the same time there might be new positions possible.
I shall have to ponder this.
going for a wa...
nah, fuck it... dinner and movie.
wear whatever aftershave you wore today, be dapper, dont focus on the leg an FOR CHRSTS SAKE SUIT UP WHEN YOU DIP YOUR WICK...
dont wanna be trapped with crippy and babby for 18 years...
>Movies suck for a first date.
Movies are great for first date, lots of small talk comments, quietly getting closer together, snuggling, a bit of touching, a warmup for the inevitable penile plunge
Ask her if she likes long walks on the beach and if she fancies going for a run with you any time.
Then tell her you can deny it no longer and that you need a big strong hairy man with a huge dick.
A nice little bistro that is upscale.
A nice cozy place that isn't too busy where you guys can eat and drink and laugh and actually talk without having to scream over loud ppl or loud music.
also, when you do finally give her the "D" , let us know how high her leg is amputated and if it is one of those amputations with huge stitch marks that looks creepy or a smooth clean cut.
>Not using stair rail
>Agrees to a date with OP
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just don't be a moron, she's probably quite vulnerable or insecure, and has to overcome more challenges than a normal person, treat her with respect, no matter what relationship you 2 develop.
Take her somewhere that requires heavy use of legs.
Don't be rude in any way though... Pretend you didn't consider the fact that she only has one leg.
Make it as ironic as possible, that way she will admire your balls and not see you as a beta faggot looking to impress.
nah, probably the complete opposite.
I knew a girl who was paralyzed and she was the most confident and emotionally secure person I ever met.
I guess if you can get over not being able to walk, or in ops girls case only being able to hop then you come out a stronger more confident person.
Shits getting real
Dont be scared OP. I hope it really is her. So your retard ass can learn a lesson about asking for help on the internet.
I wonder who might be her favorite LotR character...
Just take her to somewhere you enjoy so you its not like you are trying to balance on an edge or anything. Break a leg OP you got this.
OP make sure you have one of these sitting in your front window when you bring her home.
Hold up, wait a min! My current gf has a prosthetic leg. She can bowl, but only standing in one spot though. We have slow danced. Her pace is not as quick as mine, so I have to slow down for her.
Tips: Be courteous, but don't make her seem worthless.
Also, I have been with to IHOP twice, I didn't even get the pun. Now I can't go to IHOP or I'm going to die laughing. Thanks a lot assholes.
Can OP or someone post some pics of that girl ?
Don't say a fucking word about her missing leg. Don't even look down. if you need to tie your shoe lace, go to the bathroom and do it there. She has to bring it up, she's not looking for sympathy i guess the one leg has detoured most guys from wanting her and she knows it. You not caring about it will assure you 100% chance of bagging this bitch. plus she's less likely to cheat, won't be that easy to get away.
All seriousness OP, this girl is probably going through a bad time. You have the chance to make her the happiest girl in the world because you can overlook this. I know you'll do the right thing OP.
inb4 white knight
this thread make me sad :/ im not that new here from like 2 years but now i can see how many new fagcancer is here .
is copypasta from like 4 years
do it op... i went on a couple dates with a chick in a wheelchair.. she was alright to get along with but she caked on the makeup and i guess i was too shallow to bring a wheelchair girl around.. she indeed wanted the dick as we had like 2 drinks and she was getting flirty.
A story about the girl, with one leg.
>At school, 2 days back after summer break
>See 2 girls each with one leg after the break
>One is hot, the other is average
>Average one still has most of her leg above the knee, hot one's leg is gone at the base
>Check the grapevines
>Average one was in a car accident, no one knows about the hot one.
>Sit near her in back of the room in biology.
>Drop the bomb
>"So I know it's been a while since I've seen you but I remembered you having 2 legs haha"
>Meant it as a friendly joke and she just started crying
>"I'm sorry" etc trying to stop the waterworks
>"Let me by you lunch to make up for it"
>She looks up slowly and sadly.
>Really Really (God Shrek was the best)
>Take her to KFC
>Get a bunch of stuff and she just wants a bit of chicken
>Guy looks at her (can't see below the counter)
>We're out of drumsticks so how would you like a thigh.
>I put my head in my hands straight away knowing where this is going
>She starts crying again and sits down revealing her missing leg
>the amount of spaghetti falling out of this dude and his managers pockets trying to apologise to her is unbelievable
>First date's meal is free and we got to park right in front of the store in the handicapped parks
>She's still crying but this is a pretty sweet day for me
Does anyone want to know how this continues? The story has love, war, one legged gladiator fights and positions that aren't in the kama sutra.
For simplicity the hot one in the wheelchair I'm with is now Wheelie and the other from school can be Krutch
>I dig deeper into Wheelie's story because she can only cry so hard
>she's the daughter of a prominent politician
>she got kidnapped
>won't go into any more detail
>pat her back and give her a kiss on the cheek
>"It's all over now, and the important thing is you're here."
>Only fucked one girl but this one legged chick is too easy.
>"I just feel a real connection to you, ya know?"
>End up going home and wanking
>In lunch line
>Other one legged girl (Krutch) is in front of me
>Start talking (I have a thing for vulnerable girls if you couldn't tell)
>Immediately start hitting on her
>Can tell straight away she's starved for attention and therefore my dick
>Invite Krutch to KFC (I really like KFC ok)
>On the way to KFC after school finishes with her (It was only 500m from the school)
>Almost there when I hear a squeaky wheel chair
>It's Wheelie from yesterday
>She gets out of the wheelchair and starts hopping towards me with the maddest look on her face
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>IS THIS YOUR FUCKING FETISH OR SOMETHING
>Hops straight past me and tackles Krutch
>Krutch crawls back up, grabs a crutch, and hits Wheelie in the back with it while she's lying on the ground
>I'm standing there frozen still in the strangest situation of my life
>Krutch leans on my shoulder and tells me we should go
>Kisses me on the cheek while Wheelie looks up at us
Gonna try and shorten this up a bit because I have to go out soon.
>KFC with Krutch goes well
>She wants to come back to my house
>Tells me in the KFC she hasn't had sex since before the accident.
>Take her back to mine and rail her
>The leg is mostly healed I just kinda ignore it
>School next day
>Wheelie rolls up to me
>I want to talk
>I really like you anon
>"I think you deserve better than that one legged skank" (I can't believe she said this when she too has one leg)
>I'll do anything to be with you
The self esteem of these girls at this point is subterranean, I don't think anyone else in school has talked to them yet.
>Come back to my house
>It's just past KFC (Hence why I always eat there, I swear they pump the smell into the street)
>Krutch is eating alone in KFC
>Had a fucking date with her today I forgot
>She sees us rolling
>She patrolling she tryna catch me fuckin Wheelie
>Tryna catch me fuckin Wheelie
>Tryna catch me fuckin Wheelie
>Can't you see I'm fuckin, Wheelie
>Kinky sex when I'm fuckin Wheelie
fuck me that shouldnt be funny
R u a man? I totally have a fantasy about fucking the shit out of a dude in a wheelchair. A fantasy I've never shared with my girl friends but I think a lot of girls prob have this fantasy.
Sup OP. I'm late to the thread but I'd take her on a carriage ride to a nice dinner with a patio out front that is super easy access. Call the restaurant and let them know the score and they will go crazy accommodating you. Ask for a female server, guys stare. Basically go way out of your way to make it easy for her to relax, with out making it obvious.
Well, maybe if its a nice spot with no open tables you can "ok, hey look heres the deal ... Bla bla ... Can you recommend another place that bla bla" and then they may hook you up.
Also a place with live dinner music is choice for awkward silences, but avoid one that people dance to obviously.