idk man. I felt like making this thread. Feel kinda alone being a girl here. And straight. And not fat. And shit. Communicate with me and shit.
So what's bothering ya? If you need a friend, i'm here for you.
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We would be happy to engage in the quality discourse for which this site is so famously noted... However your Identification as a woman has dictated that you must presently present your breasts with a time stamp to prove you are not in fact an Obama phone hobo trolling us with your schizophrenic ravings
But if you are a female we need to see tits. Regardless OP or not. Kindly
Dude, fuck all of you. She's pretty depressed right now.
OP, what's your AIM screen name? That way we can message in private and you can tell me what's bothering you.
So then, tell me where i can a woman that stays confident and strong they always seem to brake at one poin. had some woth a phd,had some stupid ones they always loose control of their own principals. and then i always have to go and find a new one. whats up with that?
Who am I trying to trap, other than these neckbeard trolls who treat women like shit?
If i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules. There are no girls on the Internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
>Rule #30: There are no girls on the internet
>Rule #31: TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
I believe you fail to understand what Rules #30 & #31 details. They aren't inherently misogynistic rules; rather, they are statements which aims at protecting anonymity through quasi-misogynistic means. You see, the "Rules of the Internet" was originally developed around 2006 by 4chan, most specifically the "/b/ - Random" board. Since 4chan has always been one of the few websites that advocates for anonymity, its users wished to retain that ideal. One such method of protecting the anonymity of the poster was by eliminating unnecessary information, especially when it was personal or discriminatory. For example, someone's age is often disregarded and avoided for multiple reasons, one of which is due to the fact that unless it's specifically an age-related issue, there is no valid reason in stating it.
Additionally, a number wished to protect against the potential for abuse, such as logical fallacies and manipulative rhetoric. Considering how the majority of users on 4chan were and still are male, a natural bias in the favor of that sex was created. That's all posts are generally thought to be from the perspective of a male, even though such a mindset undermines the concept of complete anonymity. Nonetheless, the fact that all posts were usually viewed as being androgynous or of a single sexual origin remained. This allowed for the elimination of unnecessary information, like one's sex or gender, unless otherwise specified.
This is where the quasi-misogyny introduces itself: sexual femininity has been a manipulative tool of appealing to men's libido for thousands of years. This is mainly because males are usually the ones in power and have been ever since the dawn of human civilization. While the assertion of male dominance in society is still quite a controversial issue, it has been a prevalent one throughout history, before 4chan or electronics even existed; therefore, using that as a basis for argument is irrational. With that noted, I can finally explain the meaning behind the two rules quoted above.
Revealing your sex (female) was unnecessary information and did not enforce any of your statements or claims. You could have easily made your post without informing us that you are a woman, yet you do so anyway. Due to that, we—4chan, which is mostly comprised of males—immediately assume you are either: (a) stating your sex as a manipulation tactic in order to receive more attention and acknowledgment, or (b) you do not understand the concept of anonymity this website asserts. If the former (a) is true, then you are being deceitful and manipulative—a logical fallacy and abhorrent method of attention-seeking—thus meaning you should leave this site. If the latter (b) is true, then you are obviously unfit for this website and thus should leave, as well. Either way, you will be heckled to leave because you have offended this site's community.
Dude, she doesn't have to show her tits. You're just some pervert who has probably never even been around a girl in your life. This is what happens when women are oppressed just because they don't have penises.
Now, OP. Maybe I can help you with your problem. Unlike these idiots, I'm a gentleman and care about the complex feelings of women.
There is a way out of this backlash, however: show your tits. This is meant to be a degrading, misogynistic, hateful act in order to shame you, likely out of fear that you'll be the target of a raid by those who you offended. This is not intended because we feel justified in being so hateful, nor is it because we are sadistic assholes (though some of us may be both). Exposing your breasts is a a way of "teaching" you that we do not tolerate manipulation, nor do we take kindly to people who do not understand the idea of anonymous posting and sharing. Admittedly, it may not be the best way to assert views, hence why it often fails. It is a method of showing how we (the 4chan community) highly value our anonymity nonetheless, though, and that is why we still adhere to those two rules.
In short, "there are no girls on the internet" because we automatically assume all posts are either male or sexless out of respect for the user's anonymity. If someone is arrogant enough to break that rule without it being absolutely necessary, then [she] must pay the price of either complying with our public shaming tactics, or leave and do not return. If you fail to do either, you face the risk of being yet another victim of our merciless raids. I may not approve of the latter, but it's a simple fact of this site: respect Anonymous (both the entity and the ideology) or we'll fuck you up. Period.
Dude, fuck your Internet rules. She doesn't have to degrade herself just because you're all a bunch of basement-dwelling bitches.
NOTE: It is possible that the female may have stated her sex out of sheer ignorance. In this case, she should simply delete her post(s) and post in an hour or two. Hopefully, she would be sure to take away from that experience the lesson that "there are no girls on the internet," lest she meet further opposition next time she reveals her sex without due cause.
P.S. – The legitimacy of my above statements are disputed. Whether the complex rules and statutes implicit in the "Rules of the Internet" were assigned before, during, or after its creation is still unclear. Moreover, the exact execution of each rule is similarly as equivocal and vague. Unfortunately, none of the original creators can be identified or found, meaning these clarifications will likely never come to pass.
M'lady, don't do this. You're much better than any of these virgin dwellers could hope for.
Perhaps I could have your AIM screen name. Maybe we could talk and get to be friends. No pressure, I wouldn't pressure any woman like that.
I bet you wouldn't talk to her like trash if she were actually in front of you right now.
I'm not a troll. I came to 4chan because I heard that there were other anime fans here. All I see is a bunch of vulgar, pathetic losers.
I'm just trying to talk to her and be her friend. Maybe she needs someone to talk to and you pricks have belittled her self-esteem so bad that she feels she has to degrade herself to be heard.
This is why male feminism has to exist; to show women that men care about them as more than sex objects.
Good job OP, your half way there. You have presented. However i fear you need a timestamp to prove you are not some weaboo wanker, who is just irl a 13 year old boy who thinks he's clever -sincerely anon
How much you wanna bet this guy is a sonic fan
No, you're the dumb fucks who keep ruining things for nice guys like me since women think all men are assholes.
Yeah, I'm a Sonic fan, but what does this have to do with this?
I was kind of trying to talk to her. She probably left because you troll bastards made her cry.
Maybe she likes coming to the other boards and didn't realize she was gonna get bullied into showing her naked body.
Honey, are you still here?
What? That's fucking retarded, gr8 b8 m8
Every human being with half a fucking brain takes a look at a board before posting shit in it, it takes no more than one look to realize what kind of place /b/ is, so this here is exactly what she came for.
here you go proof with my freckle triangle
I lost my virginity at age 15, I'm just 98 lbs and 5'2 so my pussy is tight.
Will do on next post
I'll show the bottom half of my face, maybe.
I'm not sure what me owning a fedora has to do with anything?
I may be a virgin, but I've had girlfriends who have all said that I'm a very nice guy. In fact, I'm still good friends with all of them and help them with their new relationships.
Please, m'lady. Quit degrading yourself for these losers. My screen name is [email protected] Message me? ;)
This made me laugh so hard 10/10
PS here is doggy/ass pic
Before this thread gets pruned, let me enlighten you newfags. Tits or gtfo is not just for your amusement. We use it on girls who ask for sonething expecting us to give it just cuz theyre grills. Its a shame concept, paying the reaper as it were. That being said, this is why we have sharpie in pooper for guys who try to "bro" us into helping them. Everyone has to pay the price, with a timestamp. But if they do, we are honorbound to accept them.
Tldr: Guys who ask for stuff have to sodamize themselves, grills have to expose themselves.
This one is either b8 or a speakeasy thread, either way we dont demand a toll faggots.
I actually have an IQ of 166 and I graduated valedictorian, I just have a terrible tendency to do stupid shit like post my nudes because I am insane - literally. I have borderline personality disorder, which is being treated, but I still like doing stupid shit
You like Sonic too? Maybe we could talk about other games we like as well.
So sorry to hear that hun. Is your borderline personality kind of a multiple system type thing? I know some people on tumblr who have that going on, so I'm very understanding of this sort of thing.
Tru snap me @ fem_anon
Okay, here's one side.
Thanks sweetheart. You have a nice personality.
I'm actually really nice, thank you :) that sounds awful of me to say lol sorry
I literally don't know what I did there I took that photo drunk out of my mind but my smile looks nice there so lol
My IM is [email protected] Maybe we could talk in private there? I don't have snapchat. :(
It seems like most of these deviants have left. If I had anything to do with getting them off your back, I'm glad I could help.
>bows a little
It won't really bother me. I'm pansexual, so I don't have this weird phobia of sexuality with other guys since I don't see gender.
ahh you are true white swodsman anon.
You have good heart sir
I was drunk as fuck in the picture tbh I don't even know what I'm doing in it either it is pretty stupid lol
Maybe one side
Tumblr? Confirmed for troll
I want to be actually, or a stripper, I think it would be fun
Here's a good half of my face, that's all you are getting
Why we have anonymity, the white night would search our area codes and call the polices,
he would also stalk op because he is tryharding so hard because hes a virgin faggot who should know no one cares about him,
also someone would search his ip and hatefuck him to death.
Pansexuality means that gender is not a deciding factor when it comes to love/romance/intimacy.
But....I'm not a troll. I've been trying to get people to be nice to you. :'(
Guys. OP hasn't posted anything after the first post.
>itt: trolls trolling trolls, trolling trolls who troll each other.
Pic related- it's a butt trumpet
That's fucking retarded.
If you're as intelligent as you say you are, maybe you would've considered how will it be for you to suck dirty old man cock to be able to eat.
Fair enough, you're nice, I'd fuck you, but don't be a fucking retard and throw your life away like that.
Okay, the whiteknight troll is done. Man, you faggots are too easy. Git this in your skin care aisle.
Alright, femanon, enough bullshitting. For a troll that rustled so many jimmies, how about a picture of you sucking your own toes?
so anon, why do you do this? does it excite you to tease men? and if so.. why? From a psycho sexual perspective, do you think it is because you lacked the attention of a father figure in your life?
yep that's me im the potato slut
You have to realize that I am insane and will do anything that I want even if it is a horrible choice. I have a job now which pays very well but still. I'm crazy with poor decision making skills. Thank you for thinking I'm nice and that you would fuck me, though. :)
>ёб твою мать.. шучу, шучу...
Дурак ты! но я тоже шучу :)
I don't know. I did have a horrible relationship with my father growing up, but my mother was an alcoholic so I never had a female role model either. Idk. I like the thrill.
It was alright, thank you for asking. My new medication is working nicely. How was yours?
yeah okay here you go footfags I used to be a ballerina so my feet are all messed up but yeah
Yeah, I know. I'm minoring in psych, so I can understand my irrational tendancies better.
You guys are so fucking droll.
Is this seriously what the place has become? A bunch of niggers pretending to be niggers so they can talk to niggers that are only pretending to be niggers.
The UK - I grew up in the US though
uh, okay?? I'm into shota and little boys (even though I'm not im more of a gyro kind of girl)
No, my parents are from Russia, I was born in America
Yeah, I almost went pro at age 6 with a really big company but I decided not to. I manage their tours sometimes, though.
If she was in canada i would invite her over for a good fucking. I had issues and lost my virginity when i was 13 and the girl basically abused me emotionally after and made it seem like my dick was small and i couldnt please women (my dick was 7 inches when i was 13 so fuck her, she said "is it in") and I have this anxiety and i cant get myself to want to have sex because i just have this irrational anxiety that i'm going to fuck up and my dick isn't good enough or something i dont know hwo to get over it
Welcome, fellow Slav. I'm drunk, but I know a good looking pussy when I see one.
What're you up to tonight, except showing your goods on 4chin? Can't be arse reading the whole thread for clues. Also, nice tits.
Cum is great. I love guys who can blow big loads. I'm also a nympho. >>575351593
I love it. Last time I gave head was about 2 days ago.
London. I'm going to uni there.
There are (1) no women on the internet and (2) no men, simply opinions.
Being a girl pertains to your body. Your body is not on the internet. Therefore, on the internet, you are not a girl. So, in conclusion, if you want to be a girl, you reduce this to a body discussion. Present thine mammaries or abscond and try again without having to play the gender card. Dudes have to show dicks. Chicks have to show tits. Otherwise, we think you're still one of us, the faceless.
If you want advice or help, try /adv/ or Reddit :)
Snapchat me @ fem_anon.
I'm really crazy but supposedly funny. >>575351834
Thanks baby! *kiss
I'm so sorry about that! Your dick sounds lovely!
You're perfect :)
cool. Some of the best call girls I know are nymphos. They are just the best. I love it. Would be a very crazy experience dating a call girl from /b/. Too bad the fact I did not go to London soon...
Yeah, we're all fucking insane though, be wary. In high school I was voted secretly (because we all did this shit at American high school, who knows why) most likely to stab a future partner and I was like lol
If it doesn't 404 soon
it's the guy who lost virgin at 13. fuck I feel so lost in my life. I have only gone to 2 classes this semester and I haven't studied yet. I'm so different from everyone else, I'm not a weirdo, I can interact with everyone in a normal way I look good, i dont know what to do, I don't connect with anyone in life, I don't have any friends, I don't feel connections to people except this one girl who was my best friend and girlfriend for a really long time but some shit happened now i'm really not sure what's going on.
i Decided logically that i'm either retarded or the opposite, it's only what makes sense because i haven't gone through life like any other person around me. I got into the best university in canada without doing any work my whole life. Fuck My brain is just a genius or something I can't handle it. I don't even know who im writing to it's just fucking I don't even know.
Sheeit, nigga called it. It's because sonic fans are notorious for beta.
Quarter Serb, quarter Croat, half Norwegian and all fucked up. Mother supplied most of my genes, and dad died young, so more slav than Viking when upbringing is concerned. The war was a bummer, haven't been back home since (really old cunt compared to the average chamber). Now I live in Norway as a semi drunk moron doing construction work. That's what kind of Slav I am.
How's your night going? Also, post a pic of you with a spoon in your mouth, sideways, showing tits, it'll make my night.
I don;t know what is up with my brain, I have been suicidal for a really long time just because I can understand every fucking interaction and how it's all just a game of power, and I can't understand infinite, It sounds retarded but It's fucked up. I don't know what to do.