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a man walks past a fish stall and says: "Hello girls "

>>574900104
Nice one, keep posting.

>>574900104
Hahahah!

>>574900571
HAHAHA

>>574900443

Has to be fake

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Twitter is pretty neat too.

>>574900571
this is fake, i can almost guarantee, quite an old joke.

>>574900772
I don't have that pic, but I remember one where everyone wrote "Cologne" as "colon"

>>574900681
That's what im thinking too. But hey, dare to dream.

>>574900772
kekd hard

>>574899435
It's not funny unless he's blind, idiot.

>>574899435
jesus christ anon, the joke is "a BLIND man walks past a fish stall and says: 'hello girls.'"

If you don't know he's blind how the fuck is this funny?

Then it just sounds like there's a fucking group of women selling fish at the market. WHO CARES!?!?!

That joke's been around for at least 50 years, figure your shit out anon. jesus christ.

>>574900772
>triggered

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>>574900104
>women

>>574900104
The fuck does that mean?

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>>574901130

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>>574901167
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine

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>>574901167
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine
Every time.

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>>574900624
>>574900458
Being this new

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different from what you guys are posting,but still funny as fuck

>>574901191
>not reading Horowitz

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>>574899272

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxdHs-dLeG8

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>>574900772
>really need to do some raping today

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>>574901167
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine

>>574901365
Fake as fuck, take your phone caps and fuck off

>>574901176
thank god its friday

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>>574901191
>i love being black

>these answers
>not "african niggers being fucking disgusting

>>574900772

Wow, look at all these fuckn cunts who think people actually give a shit about what theyre up to every second, fuck i hate this shit

>>574901320
HAHAHA

>>574901365
What the fuck was that thing?

>>574900772
>I tore a piece of raping paper and me and my brother just smiled at each other.

I can't imagine this situation with out it seeming sexually tense.

>>574901469
Jesus i knew that... I've brought shame apon my family

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>>574901167
>you rancid swine

>>574901660
but that was actually framed picture of fan
>mindfucked

>>574901928
#wrekt

>>574901660
genuine kek

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something from twitter

>>574902078

Pics like this makes me wonder how much shit people on my facebook make up just for likes

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>>574902236
ahh justice

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my all time favourite

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>>574902236
lol stupid bitch.
>"im just a girl pls"

>>574901928
So fucking wrecked.
>>574902236
If this is real, what a fucking idiot; she deserved it.

>>574902285

but anon, thats all of it. You actually have to do interesting things to have interesting things to talk about, not just use facebook.

>>574902474
My hatred for that stupid cunt and Kotaku just blew through the roof.

>>574902594
it is real

>>574902078
I thought mudslime skans couldn't drive?

>>574902474
then shouldn't killing male gamers be raped too?

>>574902474
Is she serious?

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>>574899272

>>574902767
fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake

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>>574902668
Thanks for the good laugh.

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>>574902767
>garlic bread

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>>574902767
>fuzzy bunny milk monkey
>milk monkey
>"milk"

>>574902850
its not lol. I'm actually friends with the old lady on fb.

>>574902874
They got him anyway

>>574902668
Steven went from being "In a relationship" to "Single" lol

>>574902916
Who's the girl on the pic, or who is the phtographer? I like it.

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old OC

>>574902874
this happened just two days ago lol

>>574900772

I am in tears right now

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>>574902930
NAME PLEASE!!

>>574901660
This makes me want to get a picture of a ceiling fan in my living room like this just for the mindfucks. It would look just like if i had a mirror there except I'd put a giant spider on the wall behind the fan.

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>>574902856

>>574902930
out.

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>>574903014
No idea, I had this picture saved but when I uploaded it I found out that it apparently is a different picture.

>>574902473
Thank you, I have been looking for this

>>574903065
nigga what are you talking about?

>>574903048
it clearly says 39 mins ago. fuckin illiterate dog learn to read

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Can't remember the story behind this, but he deleted his comment after i posted this as a reply

>>574902693
Online games are just constant sexual assaults and brutal violations, even before the teabagging.

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Some OC.

>>574903185
Are you fucking serious? Surely no one can be THAT stupid.

>>574903063
joanne clough

>>574903185
i hope you're trolling

>>574902078
isn't wearing make up and doing their eyebrows against their religion? that sandnigger might as well take that shit out of her head

>>574900772
>Almost done with all the raping
holy fuck i laughed

>>574903185
kek

>>574902874
Someone was asking to take this photo and remove the neck tattoo for a job interview like a week ago.

>>574903223
I don't get it.

>>574903486
first sign thats fake, the chick typed her password and "Holy shit, you're right" in the same comment

>>574903223
This one needs highlighted portions I'm not reading that massive wall of text.

>>574903492
Did you read it all, I am guessing no. Go ack and read it you dumb fuck.

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>>574903223

Didnt read lol

>>574902473
this might be my favorite cap of all time.

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for my fellow german friends

>>574903492
if you "don't get it" you probably have a 60 iq like the person who posted it

it's basically just a wall of stupidity with someone endlessly blabbering about things they don't understand in the very least whatsoever

>what color of UV light
>is this bad for the molecule
>will it make AI that kills us all

>>574903646
translate fgt

>>574901373
... those tits scare me.

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>>574903570
OMG YER RIGHT

>>574902874
Haha he was in court today. Shame faggot.

>>574903570
Why do you assume someone who obviously loves Nietzsche is a chick? That's probably a dude you retard.

>>574903223
TL:DR

>>574903703
her name is Ubermunch, so she must munch on uber dicks. duh.

>>574903596
First two paragraphs, then I realized it wasn't funny and posted my reply.

>>574903223

>green UV
>molecules need to move a certain way to survive
>using UV lasers on molecules makes supercomputers sentient
>"live" molecules
>training molecules

this guy is a comedy genius. Seriously, what's his name, I'd love to read some more of this, he's hilarious.

>>574903673
She is just sayin that shes more beautiful than ''all other bitches'' and wrote almost every word wrong.

>>574903665
My interpretation was they were attempting to engage in psuedo-intelligent conversation in a place renowned for diminished intelligence and what is essentially pure shitposting without the anon factor.

>>574902506
lost

>>574903858
thanks dawg

>>574903646
kek'd

>>574903646
I know some German, but not enough to translate that misspelled grammatical nightmare.