hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u

Would you be so kind as to show us your TITS or GET THE FUCK OUT?

Someone show her what this board is meant to be used for

old pasta is stale

>>574426084
I love italian food, thanks OP!

>>574426084


What the fuck. Why didn't you tell me my pasta was old, I could of eaten it you fuck!

>>574426461

Not for 12 year old newfags who respond to old copypasta. gtfo

Kill it before it lays eggs!

Tits or GTFO

Bait, my son, is that you?

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>>574426398
Fuckin new faggot. Back to school

>>574426084
What is your MySpace?

>>574426084
Ok since you are new maybe a tits pass. BUT POST A PIC of yourself WITH A TIMESTAMP FOR NOW! it is when you hold a paper with the date a time on a picture. you hav 5mins or else im going derial your thread with child porn.

>>574426398
>>574426728
>>574426756
>>574426886

Fucking newfags

Why so many newfags guize? Was there always this many?
To me, it seems like you should know this shit is old whether you're new or not.... People are fucking retarded...

You came to the wrong website you dumb bitch, fuck off because nobody cares.

>>574428772
Wait... how is that 4th one a newfag? Are you mentally challenged as well?

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up dagger* my name is Oberyn but u can call me t3h R3D V1P3R oF d0rn3!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 kill random ppl like Gregor Cl3gaN3 _… im 45 years old (im immature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch naked prostitutes w/ my paramour (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favourite thing to dooo!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of char0cter devalopmant here so give me lots of fanboys!!!!
DOOOOOOOOORNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…YOU RAp3D H3r u MUrD3reD herrrrrr!!!!!

love and sandsnakes,

t3h R3D V1P3R oF d0rn3

All these idiots that don't read the thread before posting.... wtf lol

>>574429147

>>>>>>574422019

>>574428875
This.

>>574426084

Reversed this and found r/teenagers and I've never been happier being a pedophile.

http://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1chhor/transformation_tuesday_how_have_you_guys/

this pasta is a good newfag trap

>>574429037
Of course it's fucking beth, unless he's a fucking retard autist then he is an oldfag, other than that, retard.

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>>574426084
Copy and pasted

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

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>>574426084
>live now free

http://brianna18us.tumblr.com/

So many newfags in this thread

>>574429127
keked

This is the single handed worst pasta I have ever read on fucking 4chan.

If you repost this bullshit, please kill yourself.

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The amount of autistic new fags falling for this is deeply disturbing. For the love of god, do not breed.

The Lord’f greetingf be vpon thee, mafterf of this hovse! This be the tavern I qvench myne thirst in vpon myne travels. (I fheath now this vngodly commvnion of a ladle and a trident.) The townsfolk knoweth me as Caty, but thee, my brethren, may fpeak myne true name: Flightlef Monk-bird of Defolation. (I doth jeft like a true jefter vpon this calamity. Ha!) Mynd you, I doth beseech travelerf of like. Joyne me, ye foolf! Myne mother’f womb expunged me mere XIII summerf ago, yet I showeth the nature of elderf. Beholde myne magick box of tiny jesterf, vpon which I layeth myne eyef to fee the fayble of Zim the Invayder, myne wench by the fide of me. (Deth be to thee who challengeth the commvnion of myne wench and mynefelf!) The talef of myne jesterf doth merry vs. My wench doth amufe me, yet I shal that ye joyne vs. CATACLYSME! Feareth thee not, I bringeth the vpheaval for myne and thyne enjoyement.
The Lord’f greeting be vpon thee,
Flightlef Monk-bird of Defolation

>>574429127
9/10 kek

THIS A RAID MUTHAFUCKAS

Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuloli

>>574429419
Kid shut the fuck up, you look like a flaming homosexual tight now.

>>574426084
Hi welcome to 4chan! xD