Ask anything to a guy who just took this picture from his girlfriend's iPad. She didn't lock it up just before she went out, so I took a look after a year and a half of dating.
I hope she is joking with this, but i don't think so. I remember her coming home after going out with her girlfriends and her black shirt was all stained with white stuff.. she told me it was pina collada. She always asks me to lick her pussy when she comes home after going out.. I can't imagine what I have had in my mouth.
What should I do? Please help, I can't stop these fucking tears. She just went out! I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
My name is Kurtwood, my name is only under fucked.. It makes no sense.
EVERYWHERE, she always takes the car to a friend and then they go out, but i think these are all lies! all my best friends she blew and fucked! all of them!
I'm sorry bud. But why would they be lies? Unless you unlocked her iPad and it was the first thing on the screen that popped up... Bitches are good at putting on faces, in my book, you don't really know a girl until 3 years into the relationship.
OP, here is what you do.
Remain calm - Getting angrier will only make things worse
Gather your thoughts - Get your head ready for the mental abuse she might give you over this
Be Honest - Flat out tell her that you found this and confront the slut.
And one last thing OP....
Remember to be prepared - Get a kitchen knife preferably a chiefs knife, and slit her fucking throat the cheating whore deserves to swallow her own blood for swallowing so much semen make her wish she didn't fuck Lindo six times when you stab her in the cunt eight times. Hide the body and be done with it. Sleep with one of her close friends after the funeral and get your funeral fuck on.
I've had something similar happen to me, and I'm not a dimwitted fuck off either. It happens. Some girls are just like this. I have no idea why she'd keep a note about it though.... Anyways OP, I hope you're good at catching her in lies. Because when you bring this up, whether it's real or not, she's going to bullshit you one way or another
Damn OP, this Lindo guy must be the luckiest motherfucker in town
Calm down /b/ro. I know how you feel. But getting too angry will just make you irrational and that doesn't help a damn thing. Keep a level head, tell that cunt what you found and see how she reacts. Don't go to prison over some bitch who doesn't deserve you anyway. Been there, trust me.
how come is she your gf and she got you under banged ONCE?Not bjs no nothing else?
GF for a year and you banged her ONCE?
dont kill her,let some brothers blow their loads i mean she is clearly for everybody
I WILL, I FUCKING WILL, ILL DRINK HER FUCKING BLOOD
'no con' means no condom i think, this means that i could be very sick you piece of shit
dont even have them, i washed her cum drained shirts and licked it but dont have her fuicking pictures because it was too dirty you fuckasshole
Obviously she loves attention. I've got to agree, post something about her so /b/ can decimate her personal life with some proper male neckbeard attention.
Then go get yourself checked for AIDS. Then crawl back to her anyways because you're too fucking beta to get any other pussy.
GIVE US PICS OF THE BODY OP
LETS SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO!
(Btw i know how u feel, it sucks balls like fuck, like seriously, dunno how to describe, especially when lots of your closest friends are ones there, I wish I killed my ex)
Take screenshit of that and send it to your e-mail.
Start boxing her shit and putting it outside your door.
Then when she comes back and is confused, slide the iPad out with that screen on.
Call the police.
>ITT OP is a cuckfag who wrote that all on his own iPad
>OP is currently blowing tons of loads to the thought of having a grillfriend abuse him like that.
Good on ya OP.
It was over the moment you found that. She's not loyal, remain calm and collected, tell her what you think of her, tell her that you have evidence, then tell her to get out/leave if it's not your place. It will never work out again, man up and grow stronger from this. Also it's probably a good idea to use her for sex, she did the same to you but for everything but sex and it places your higher on a social hierarchy due to seeming to be in demand.
Nothing is worth 25 to life being ass rapped every night.
Post nudes- if you have none- MAKE nudes.
Make her a porn star dude- get her to do herself on camera for you.
Film her secretly having a shit.
I mean it- prepare the mother load of humiliation for her...
this is better.
Meanwhile- get ready to move on.
Make a new life for yourself- you are free.
Your so called friends can go get ass cancer and die.
Be forever known as 'the beta whose gal cheated on him and then humiliated her like an alpha god'.
(as opposed to the beta who went insane, cut his gf like the gimp he is and after four years the boys on E wing just smashed in his teeth to make the cock sucking easier)
i think it dates all the way back to the start of 2014.. its like a sick fetish
i want to, but i am fucking shaking like a fuking idiot
probably until three
I DONT KNOWWWWW
THIS PIECE OF THIS IS MY INTERN AT MY JOB
i could have an std
op i say you should just dump her, and not even for the reason you think it is.
my reasoning for dumping her is actually this.
-just as another anon said WHO THE FUCK RECORDS THIS AND WHY IS THIS USEFUL?
-WHY WOULD SHE RECORD IT AND LEAVE IT OPEN AND GO TO THE BATHROOM?
-SMELLS LIKE A TRAP TO ME SOME SORT OF FEMALE BITCH ASS MIND TRAP
and so i would dump her SOLELY for testing your trust, i mean serious after dating for so long and she still doesnt trust you? dump her insecure ass.
and as for your friends "supposedly" fucking her
ask them straight up and show them the pic you found, if they come out and admit it then you should also dump your friends and if they deny it then they should agree with you dumping your crazy girl.
dump your girlfriend because shes crazy and is testing you for no reason, also question your friends.
>creamed is in her vocabulary
>implying you havn't just made this up
fuck off with your desperate attempt to make a thread
you ever met a white guy called jamal mate?
you think you are funny and shit, but i know that they went to the ame club and i am about to fucking kill myself so just fuck off you beta fucking whor asshole
OP if you are serious.
first things first.
How the fuck you dont know if you banged her more than once?
Off to number two.
Provided you are not trolling,keep evidence,get screened,pack your things and try to act normal for the days till you are ready to drop teh bomb.Drop it in style prefereably it WILL help you forget the pain.
Dont hurt her physically,cunt isnt worth it.
That's what I'm saying bro, nobody fucking keeps a written record like that. It's fucking stupid.
Not even like a diary or journal. That shit looks like a fucking spreadsheet. I stand by what I said before.
OP is a cuckfag currently blowing tons of loads to his imaginary cheating gf
well it's official, your girlfriend is a braindead sex addicted animal that only cares about sex/relationships and anything related to sex/relationships. she's literally retarded.
its pretty obvious that lindo has been getting more than you have, and there's no way this is fake, nobody does this. plus nobody who'd cheating makes a spreadsheet of the guys she cheated with, how she cheated with them, when and where. your girls a slut. just leave her don't say a word, just leave, if she asks why or complains, just send her a text of pic related and tell her that you know what she's been doing, don't reply to what she has to say, just block her number, cut contact and move on, a cheating slut is not worth the emotional truama
Post her credit card info/ bank info if you really want to ruin her life for awhile, or give it to a homeless guy. And her nudes, sex tapes send to her family.. and post online. Fire your intern. But yeah, do that stuff quietly and just walk away.
what time zone are you in because its 3 here on the east coast.
also, since this is an ipad, and if she has a backup on icloud, you could restore from that backup and see if if the info has changed since that last backup.
i would do a backup first then, look thru the dates on her backup and restore from the earliest one.
Dump that cumdumpster
Make her life a nightmare. Make her and her family play both ends against the middle. Make her lose her job. Make her loose her freinds. MAke her loose her apartment
No girl says she "banged" guys. That's a male term.
OP is a giant lying faggot that made everything up.
Ebola is waiting for you, faggot.
oops, i forgot to mention that you'll need her apple id password to restore from a backup.
or......has she backed up to a computer with itunes before?
you wouldnt need her password then
Well, if this is true, then clearly you need to kill her and all of your friends, followed by your family. Then you need to grow a beard, change your name, and go live somewhere else and start over. Never give up, just start a new life, and if that one gets shitty too, then kill everyone in it all over again, grow a beard-beard, and change your changed name again. Start a franchise of life-changing, getting more awesome with every move. Eventually you will come out on top or get caught for all the murders.
What kind of name is Kurtwood? Also I saw a Jamal in the list. You probably have the aids now. Better get yourself checked out.
Get a pair and confront her and your friends.
If all is true:
1. Dump her
2. Tell your friends to fuck themselves
3. Go to a gym or consider a sport
4. Use your fucking anger
5. Get beast
6. Make her regret and show those faggots who's boss
captcha - about alleysize - OPs mothers gash
OP, I understand that you're probably ovewhelmed with emotions right now, but I beg you- be rational. There's option number one- she kept track of her slutty activities before you started dating and really spilled some drink on herself. Or she was bored and wanted to make a list, just for fun, I do that sometimes too and im happilly taken. O course, there's ption two- she's a cheating skank that needs to be dumped immediately, because this behaviour is literally cancerous and unhleathy, dont even get me started how painful for you it would be.
So, here's what you do. Dont take any agressive action until you collect more evidence of her being a devilish whore, okay? If you do gather more, then you're allowed to ditch her in the worst way possibleof course.
If true and she's out, call her and claim an emergency to get her to the house immediately for answers instead of stewing.
If fake, 3/10. Can't imagine women keeping lists like they're 4 years old especially over such a thing. And you could have come up with something better.
1. i cleaned and touched cum stained clothes
2. we made love, kissed licked after she went out
3. she probably kissed and maybe even blew and fucked black guys
4. she used the trust of me and my family
5. i almost agreed to hae a baby last month
6. she told me she loved me
7. she is my secetary and jamal is my intern, we had a dinner with jamal and his girlfriend last week
i am going to the club, and i will kill her.
goodbye 4chan. thanks for all the years.
Wow dude, that's gotta suck
There's no saving it. She hurt you. I don't know you and I don't know her, but you have to make a few choices: are you going to confront her with it? Break it up immideately?
In any case, call a close friend/a sibling/etc and talk to them about it. /b/ is a nice place to vent, but we can only understand so much of the situation
thats the most everage sized dick, you mongoloid
I know girls in their 30s that still do this type of stuff. Never seen a list that long though.
OP if this is real just never talk to her again. Don't even confront her. Ignoring her without her knowing what is going on will fuck her head right up.
that girl is a worthless whore and as such she doesnt deserve serious feelings which would result in you crying. im honestly sorry for you OP but you need to man the fuck up now
damn.. i feel sorry for you OP.
but you need to chill.. accept that she's not what you thought she is. think about the fun single-man times that await you.
assuming you live together, i suggest acting like you didn't see that list.. and if it's not your house start looking for a place to stay. play it cool and prepare everything to move out/kick her out. also, if it's your place, contact her parents in advance, show em the list and tell them you can't live with the whore anymore. ask them if she can move back there, and to keep it silent until you break the news to her.
when everything is set up, pack your shit/her shit while she's out and then tell her what you saw and what you think of her when she gets home.
make these preparations before telling her.. it will save you a lot of frustration believe me..
and don't forget to punch your friends in the face
Fuck all these other childish faggots.
OP, Just print this out. When you know she's going to be at work or out for a long period of time, just pack your shit up and move out. Leave her the printed out copy taped to the refrigerator. Take a picture of that piece of paper with your phone so you can see the whole list, just for "in-case" moments for social fallout proof between common friends. She may talk shit, that's your leverage.
The fact that you are leaving with no word, no warning and lack of confrontation will eat her up inside. It's honestly the worst thing you could.
Once done... move on. Forget about her, and focus on yourself and making fucking money.
Plot twist: she left that on there for you to find to see if you'd spy on her or if you trust her
Either way, confront the bitch, and walk the fuck out and never look back, bro. It'll take time to get over it and trust a woman completely again, but you'll get there. She's just a cunt.
Best advice so far. Don't give the bitch the satisfaction of knowing you care in the slightest. Pack up, move on, and keep the picture with you. Show it to your friends anyway to get a rumor started.
You're right, to be fair, only most of them are complete whores, but they always keep a list of guys. I even saw my sister's list once. Horrified. Seriously, do they have memory problems or something? Or does every additional name give them the same sort of endorphin buzz as "achievement unlocked" used to do for me? I'll never understand; I don't keep a list of women, I can't remember their names, but I can't shake the feeling that there are women out there who have my name down on a list, and they don't even have my name written down in the 'creamed' category.
don't forget to put that shit on facebook, and send it to everyone she knows including family.
people will be on your side and understand why you left. and you have a beautiful chance of humiliating that slut. take it
don't to anything rash like 'going there right now and killing her'.. i understand the frustration but really, play it smart dude. /b/ is with you
Ask her about it, and before she says anything punch her in the mouth. Drag her by the hair all the way the the bedroom and slam the bedroom door on her head until she is dead and your carpet is soaked in blood. Get a gun or a blunt object and go find every person on this list and kill them, or at least most of them. For the final stop of this journey you will just drive until you get to mexico and never come back...
i do not keep literally a list, but i have nudes of all the girls
its easy, i just tell them i will let they delete the pictures, they do it and i recover it after with a special software
What are you? 12?
>Most men keep a list/black book or photos of the women they slept with.
Nigga wat? You in need of some selfesteem if you need a book to make you feel good. Faggot.
It only looks like most of them are whores if you choose to hang out with a certain type of women. If you only ever meet women to casually fuck, yes you're only going to meet sluts.
Tell your friends you have AIDS. and w8 for the b8.
btw. _._ where are the pics?
girls are just that fucking strange. i found my current girlfriend's (19 years old) ipod from when she was 16 or 17 and it had this stupid list of ideal types of boys, boys who were interested in her, who she thought were interested in her, who she was interested in. it's pretty immature and entirely self absorbed
Op you can always kill her later. Far better to destroy her emotionally, socially and psychologically first. Then she won't even get a decent crowd at her remembrance ceremony when they finally give her up for dead six months after you chop her up and bury her.
First step, her parents. If her dad is based talk to him first, ask him what you should do as an excuse to show him the pic. Roll on from there.
Been to all sorts of different places and met all sorts of different women. Much like men, they're really just horny sluts most of the time. Welcome to the human condition, take a number and sit down; life will get to you when it's your turn.
Real men don't need to remember who they've fucked because they don't think it's big accomplishment. Instead of you who fucked one time a few years ago and is still fapping to the thought, faggot.
Just call up your friends, say you found what you found and ask them if it's true.
If it is then do >>574088618
Otherwise just pretend you didn't see anything because she might be testing you.
>Change settings so the device doesnt turn off
>Put the device in a visible place, turn off all lights
>Keep the tab open so she sees it.
>Write this on paper: "I've had enough. I've had enough. I'm ending this. I'm going to bungee jump without a bungee and fly into life. Who wants to be 70 and alone? It'll all fade away.
>Don't actually commit suicide, just visit your parents (if you are ok with them, otherwise go on a vacation or take a rest at a nice place, enjoy, understand that there are more women) and talk and sleep there.
>Don't pick up the phone, turn the sound off, show us her text messages and DO NOT RESPOND.
>If she doesn't care, you know it's time to leave. If she does seem to care, break up and let her feel fucked up in her guts and come back begging to you, maybe as a better person, next year. She still sucks? Well then tell her goodbye forever.
No no no, the only thing I've met a 'few' of is non-sluts. The vast majority of men and women are sluts. Sorry guy, but that's just how it is. I'm sure you want to live under the illusion that most people aren't governed solely by reproductive instinct, but it's just an illusion. People are mostly sluts, and also mostly stupid. Now sit down and wait your turn.
Why is your iPad in Dutch and the writing in English? Why would she write in English when she's Dutch? Also, Kurtwood isn't really a Dutch name, is it? faggot.
>Write this on paper: "I've had enough. I've had enough. I'm ending this. I'm going to bungee jump without a bungee and fly into life. Who wants to be 70 and alone? It'll all fade away.
Literally the gayest thing I've read today. Should he sign it with his tears afterwards?
Mate, fuck her off sharpish!
Yo' girls a fuckin' whore
Go out and fuck every single one of her friends. Seduce them and tell them that they are the only one and when they gather for their little sessions and hang out they will fight over you.
Kurtwood, more like cuckold.
Confront her brah, see what happens. If she cheated on you, then just break it off.
Easy fucking peasy.. oh and keep the photo and email it to any guy she starts dating.
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>because in my time, 4Chan threads were epic
the threads on 4chan suck balls, because people like you stay on this board and the epic/funny people leave
You are the cancer, you killed /b/ a long time ago
i could actually identify with op, as my gf cheated on me too.
i think i'm going to find out where you live
then i'm going to dress you as a sissy,
find a bunch of guys that have the same names as those on the list
and let all those guys rape you and drown you in a cumpool.
don't know where I heard this, but slicing hear throat while you're cumming seems to be the ultimate climax
anyone souce on this?
why the fuck would she make a list of every sexual action she had?
this is bait or your girlfriend is a moronic fucking stupid cunt.
Normally, I'm not for violence against women, but this cunt deserves everything coming to her.
I feel for you, bro. She's a slut.
Find a good place to bury her.
Op she wanted u to find it. She gets off on ama and u know it. If u go psycho she ll have sympathy from her hoes and will yap about it for months.
Just cut of ties with her no fights no goodbyes nothing.