this is my confession.
>Be me 16 or 17 y/o i don't fucking remember that shit
>No ambition goals or anything in my sorrowful life
>10/10 beta faggot virgin nerd
>closest thing to sex i'd ever had was when i was touched as a child by my uncle
>didn't not love it, but that's another story
>go to high school party
>Turns out i was invited as a joke by some prissy cheerleader bitch
>don't give a shit, still worth staying and being laughed at than going home to my miserable life
>sitting there alone being usual beta fag when some other fucking weirdo came up to talk to me
>His name was john, we actually had a lot in common both our lives sucked balls
>We also bonded over the fact that we both love weed and got ridiculously baked at said party
>He was really fucking smart, just lazy as fuck and really twisted
>fast forward 2 years John and I move out together as friends because both our families and fucked
>Still a virgin faggot outcast
>I work in a shit office and John has a job stocking shelves at some shitty supermarket
>We're both lazy as niggers because all we do is smoke weed and play vidya
>Bored as shit with our lives we decided to step shit up a notch
>Decide that together we want to bring a girl back to our house drug and rape her
>Plan for months how we would go about this
> john started studying chemistry and thought that he could cook up a new date rape drug that won't show traces in blood test
>created ultimate drug that knocks bitches out simply by being inhaled via rag and lasts about 4hours
>takes a while to cook though
>Easiest part was picking our victim
>fucking lets do this
>We started off with a random, thought that it was most appropriate considering there will be no link
>After weeks of stalking we found the one. nothing special just some asian slut that works at the bar near our house and walks home every night around 2am alone
>she's our trial
> get her and stuff her into our car, john instantly gives her what was now refereed to as "the medicine"
>Seeing half dead asain slut naked was no where near as appealing as i thought
>"what the fuck anon, i'm not fucking this bitch" muttered john
>Suddenly John and myself have a new idea, no longer sexually attracted to asian slut we get off on the fact of just ruining her life
>Leave her without any injuries, naked in park 15kms outside of city
>Apparently she went to the police filed what had happened but because no injuries occured / rape / drugs in her system there was no investigation
>3 months later she killed herself
>Never felt so good
> this was no longer a desire but a full blown addiction
need people to bump. Typing this shit while drunk takes a while, memory is fickle
smoking some while waiting for OP.
>2 years pass without an attack, I had to hit another victim my blood was boiling, skin itching all the time
>It was harder now as John's cousin was living with us and he was training to be a cop (i know rite, not ideal)
>we will call him pig for sakes of story
>pig was chilled as fuck 420 bro though
>corrupt as shit, always wore this fucking weird trench coat was going to be the dodgiest pig alive.
>Got drunk one night and decided fuck it. I'll tell this stupid pig and see's if he will be chill
>what the fuck . co . uk
>We start planning again, it was a very exciting time. Who do we pick?
>prissy high school cheerleader bitch is going down
>she's 22 now and has 2 kids because she was a fucking stupid slut
>obviously no dad around because he was alpha
>Find out she's a stay at home mum and decide to attack her while she's home and kids are at school
>(I'm not a complete monster, left her kids out of it)
>prissy highschool bitch
>22 with 2 kids
>John cooks up the "medicine"
>Phone call, it's pig says he's got lung cancer
>Was going through with it anyway, i had to. I felt no other option at this point
>Kid nap her and take her to my basement
>Give her a constant flow of "Medicine" While everyone takes turns in just watching her
>there was no rape involved, just observation
>The thought of keeping someone captive, unconscious and alive was all i wanted
>after 2 weeks we still have her tied up and unconscious, still don't really know what to do with her
>pig is getting iffy on situation, thinks he can decide to get morals just because he's dying of cancer
>he will not ruin this for me
It's the nicest way I can possibly find to inform you of what is an apparent and debilitating syndrome.
[spoiler] you're a nigger [/spoiler]
Just shut up and stop posting, kid.
Try pic related.
ah fuck oath... looks like to be a while
You could have posed her and made a photo album out of it. Most serial killers have weird things like that, it's usually how you make a mark. No one wants the asshole who just dumped everyone in the lake, they want the guy who made wallets out of their vaginas, or used body parts to create art. Cos you know, an illustrious murderer is a creative murderer.
Just saying, I'd like to see you up the bar here. Don't be a fucking tool, do it right.
Yeah, I just lost suspension of disbelief too. It started when John could just cook something up in the kitchen that would safely anesthetize people.
Terrorist bomb kill president Obama bank job kidnapped murder Merkel nuclear biological weapons somebody set us up the bomb all your base are belong to us Reserve Bank counterfeit heist Al Qaeda Osama bin Laden kill president Osama NSA FBI PRISM KFC CIA KEYSTROKE LOGGER IS DEEP BLACK DEEP THROAT SNOWDEN ECHELON
that should do the fucking trick
It started smelling fishy way earlier on in the story
>john started studying chemistry and thought that he could cook up a new date rape drug that won't show traces in blood test
Bloke starts learning chemistry and can already make a drug that doesn't even have to be tested and is flawless.
But it's a story nevertheless, let's not condemn OC.
>Watch him really fucking closely
>find out he has been in contact with government agencies
>said if we don't pay him $10,000 he will turn us all in
>he's fucking dying anyway so he doesn't give a shit
>oh shit we're fucked
>run out of medicine
>she's waking up
>what the fuck do we do
>run outside to get some fresh air
>Johnny's in the basement
>Mixing up the medicine
>I'm on the pavement
>Thinking about the government
>The man in the trench coat
>Badge out, laid off
>Says he's got a bad cough
>Wants to get paid off
Oh man...I never have posted before major lurker but goddamn man...this was spectacular. Any one who doesn't get it is...well...an idiot and a faggot. This is /b/ after all. But if you are a musician and don't get this, just shame...so much shame. 10/10/10/10
is it cos you didn't recognize the song? Is that why? Are you jelly Bob Dylan smoked better broccoli than any of you? Did you know Bob Dylan sold Broccoli to the Beatles? HA! Crispy
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