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Alone at gf's house /b/, 69 decides what i do
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set fire to it and run
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Leave cum in every tea/coffee cup.
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>>574044768
jizz on her mattress
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poop in her bed
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>>574044768
sharpi in pooper
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CUM. ON. EVERYTHING.
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>>574044869
Winrar, you better deliver OP.
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find her panties, take pictures, and post them in this thread
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>>574044905
Second dis
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>>574044869

DO IT OP!!! YOU SAID 69 GET, HE GOT 69!!
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>>574044869


DO IT OP
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smell/cum in her shoes post pics.
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Rub your cock on everything, like you're making territory
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>>574044869
FUCKING WINRAR OMG DO IT OP
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>>574044996

I got 96, surely that counts... kinda?
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>>574044768
your gf has a nice house. what does she do for a job?

btw piss in her sink

>make sure the plug is in
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>>574044931
reroll
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>>574045139
roll
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>>574044869
Damn that was fast. Do it, OP. Don't be faggot.
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>>574044869
op will NEVER do this

if OP was going to deliver, he surely has abandoned now

thread is over. everyone leave.
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>>574044869
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>>574044768
ffs OP, post pictures of her used panties already
bonus point if you provide pics of her
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>>574044869
set fire to what?
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>>574045139
reroll
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>>574044768
Go to ica and buy some surströmming and crack it open and leave it somewhere out of sight.

>Du vet.
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>>574044869
holy fuck....!!!
do this OP, don't be a faggot!
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>>574045139
last roll

>third time lucky
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>>574045139
she still lives with her parents, they have nice jobs
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>>574044996

reroll
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>>574045321
the ceiling
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>>574045321
AWWW SHIT
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>>574045349
OP is swede-fag?
The proper swede-fag or the ALLUAH AKKBAR-swede fag?
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>>574045321
the picture
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>>574045321
Setting fire to "it" refers to your GF's house. Quit your naivety bullshit. Set your fucking girlfriend's house on fire.
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>>574044869
He got it
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>>574045321


BURN ALL DONT BE A FAGGOT
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>>574044996

rerolling
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>>574045479
Dane-fag
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op is a faggot guys, nothing to see here
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>>574045479
I think so, judging by the fact that there isn't 30 kids and some old woman pissing in the corner i'd say white.
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>>574045568
hows the fire going faget
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>>574045568
Do it faggot, looking forward to hearing about some burnt down shit in the news!
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>>574044768
Rearrange pillows, take a shit in that weird chair with poodle skin rug on it, smear shit on that painting, put small dabs of poo on backs of pillows
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>>574045321
Light yourself on fire for using a Mac
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>>574045568
dane-faggots > sweden-fags
At least you danes don't take in mudslimes by the thousands.
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>>574045643
pretty safe assumption

>>574045321
you can just use the stove and some of her panties. look for lighter fluid or anything marked explosive. not that hard retard
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do nothing :^)
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>>574045848
You have no fucking idea what you are talking about. Kill yourself
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Do it faggot
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>>574045598
doesen't work
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>>574046316
use some lighter liquid or oil or shit you degenerate
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>>574046108
do you even know what's going on in Scandinavia?
are you one of the mudslime terrorists that just got butthurt?
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cum on her toothbrush
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>>574046316
You can start a fire without any element of the fire triangle being present, it's about trying hard enough. Shit, you must be some imported "dane", I'm not able to spot the viking in you.
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>>574044768
not a goddamn thing, she's got a nice place. Enjoy it.
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>>574046768
you know im not gonna fucking set fire to her place, i can cum on her panties and whatever but im not stupid
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>>574044768
>>574046821
haha, yeah, that place looks dope. haha

give us a tour
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>>574047057
Alright.

Cum on her panties.

69 get.
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Take a shit in her cats litter box.
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>>574047057
Fucking faggot
>69 decides what i do
Murder yourself you worthless piece of trash
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>>574047057
do that then faget
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>>574047057
OP is a huge faget
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>>574047057
rolling 4 set fire to all her panties
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>>574047057

this >>574046579
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>>574047057
Then do eeeet. POst results!
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>>574047259
That was beautiful.
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>>574047105
pretty fucking big house, but i can do
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>>574047057
She lives with her folks?

Cum in her mothers panties then.
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OP is just a huge fucking faggot, this shit is a waste of time
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>>574047528
kitchen
>>574047609
holy fucking shit good idea, how can i prove its her moms
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>>574047760
dont have to, just cum in it finally
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>>574047760
>pic of parents room
>pic of dresser
>open it
>profit

Also we get to pick which panties
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Rolling for OP to slash his pathetic arteries in gf's house
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>>574044869
Holy shit. This is the best get ever. Such a shame OP is a faggot
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Poop in her mothers pillow
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>>574047928
will do, give me 5
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>>574047760
Post good greentext story about her mum and her panties. That's good enough.
Also.... lots of pictures. Post results. Hurry up OP. Expecting repost in 7 minutes.
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>>574048067
seriously man, do this
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Cum in her dad's boxers
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>>574048423
Re roll for this
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>>574047974
which one?
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>>574048014
re-rolling
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>>574048531
obviuosly the pink
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>>574048531
You got 4 minutes OP.
Also, post picture of the bras, with the size.
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>>574048674
obviously, yes - give me 5
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>>574048423
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>>574048531

Any tights/stockings? I wanna see some hosiery.
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>>574048756
nope, sorry
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>>574048742
Her mom's or gf are these?
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>>574048927

Aww :(

Welp, I'm out. Enjoy the thread.
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pierce holes in her parents condoms! or replace her mothers birth control pill...
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>>574048756
>I wanna see some hosiery.
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>>574048998
mom
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OP dnt be a fag, cum on all of them like just finish over the drawer, then ruffle them about a bit to hide it
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>>574049110
Does her mom have big tits ?
When finished show a bra too
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>>574049110
Look more like his gf's. Post pic of ur gf panties to prove it
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Re roll
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>>574049276
Fuck re roll, got a 4 nd 6
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>>574049376
Fuuuuck u moot
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>>574049482
Five five five 5
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>>574049561
>by the sink
dont u dare wash them
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>>574049575
Damnit too fuckin late
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>>574049561
No way they are her mother's post a picture of ur gf pantie draw
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>>574049620
no way im gonna wash em
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>>574049819
If you wash them you lose
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Smear some shit in the corners of the ceiling
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I love these threads! "# decides what I do if I like it and want to do it" threads are great.
P.S. OP is a fag
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>>574049792
gf's drawer
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>>574047057
>i can cum on her panties
>not stupid
fooled us, op
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>>574050280
cum in her parent's socks
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Throw some fruit at the walls and ceiling
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>>574050109
Same design as her mother's and that looks like a bra draw with the one pair of nicked u threw in. I call fake
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>>574049993 rolling for this
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>>574050356
rollin
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>>574050478
well of course its the same design - how can i proove it to you?
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>>574049993
Reroll
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>>574050603
You were told earlier you daft piece of shit. How fucking hard is that to document, you got a motherfucking camera you fucking wimp of an imported fucking "dane"
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Raid her panties
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>>574050603
It's a bra draw with only 1 pair of panties in it. Show us a draw with more panties in
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>>574050756
not my fault you dont believe me nigger, im a full blood dane btw
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>>574049561
Fuuuuccckkk yeeaaahh.... OP DELIVERED!!
Now pictures of her bras
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>>574050987
Not my fault you're too fucking retarded to follow instructions like these >>574047974
You're a full blood kike, kill yourself, no one will miss you anyways.
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>>574051214
you told me to hurry and i did
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>>574051004
OP didn't deliver shit, the winrar said burn the fucking house down, not some pathetic cumshot in his own panties..
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>>574051309
Yea, someone else did you retard
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>>574048742
That's ur gf draw with panties in not her mom's
>>574050109
That's your gf bra draw with a pair of panties u chucked in. You never showed us her mom's panties and came in ur gf panties
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>>574051309
Find a vibrator or a hairbrush that was used for sexual pleasure
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>>574051586
pretty sure she uses her fingers
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>>574047057
Pussy
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>>574044768
go to her panty drawer and take out all of her undies, then tie a string to each one of varying lengths, then attach them all to the ceiling
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>>574047528
I really like the paintings.
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>>574044768
Shit thread, I'm out.
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>>574052207
yeah, right?
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>>574052318
find unattended laptop/computer

check internet history for porn
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>>574047057
What a fag
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>>574052414
she always deletes it
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>>574052521
not your gf man her parents
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>>574052521
Go find used panties!
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>>574052610
how the hell should i gain access to their pc's >>574052674
they are in the washer right now
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>>574047259
I've never tried this stance before. Looks efficient! Thanks for the awesome life hack!
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>>574044768
69 DOES NOT ROLL FAGGOT
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does anyone not realize the fag op just opened the drawr underneath the said mothers panty drawr. do they share a dresser i dont think so. op is fag thread kill
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>>574053340
what
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>>574053678
you are bad shit stupid, look at the surroundings its not the same
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>>574044768
Cum in moisturizer (both mom's and gf's)
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>>574053804
same floor you just moved some shit around you fucking idiot
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>>574053971
will go take new picture then, if you guys have to be like this
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>>574053854
This
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OP won't you get hard thinking that both your gf and her mom have your cum on their face everyday?
Just do it.
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>>574052797
turn them on and see if they have accounts or not

many people dont have passwords and shit for their home use computers cause why bother its a desktop
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>>574054848
they do, i know
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mom drawer
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>>574055127
gf drawer - u happy now?
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>>574053678
I've been saying this shiet. Everyone in here are faggots believing this shit
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>>574055127
let's see a picture of them milf honkers
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Show panties with cumload in mom drawer
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>>574055258
take a shit somewhere
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>>574055439
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>>574055363
they feel so good
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>>574056012
i asked you for a picture of the milfs honkers, now make it snappy
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>>574056261
i'm more interested in seeing what fills those cups
what's the size?
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>>574056261
show pic of bra hanging from op's dick
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>>574056261
dump the panty drawer on the best and lay in them
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Deny the holocaust.
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>>574056415
85 C is the size
>>574056546
i will do that
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>>574056614
bed*
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cum in shampoo
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>>574056650
cool thread op.put dick in mom's draw.
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find the house dildo
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>>574056546
i really enjoy this guys
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>>574056261
Okay, you ruined it all. By the shoes I cann tell that its not the moms drawer.
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>>574056857
i use that shampoo too, so nah man
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>>574057479
>Obtain a live chicken
>Get back home
>Get naked
>Wait until shortly before they both arrive
>Decapitate chicken and smear yourself with its blood
>Fap furiously while simultaneously taking a shit and gagging yourself with a zuichini
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>>574057479
wrap her mom's underwear around your dick lol. something shiny
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>OP cums on everything
>Op finally tells us it really his house
>He lives at home with mother
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>>574057479
nice job op
also since ur in the kitcher put cummed panty in freezer
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>>574057561
what are you talking about, why cant she wear Docs's
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>>574057779
and just let them lay there?
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>>574057738
inb4 op's gf's room is actually his.
>op is a trap
>"gf's mother is his mother"

lol
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>>574057972
be creative. put it on some bottle or veggies or something
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>>574057782
Because i would say you are like 18 or shit, so you gf is probably around 18, too. By that fact and that you said her parents are having pretty good jobs i can tell her mom must be around 45, so I've never seen a 45 years old buisinesslady wearing docs and fucked up vans.
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>>574058045
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>>574058471
I wouldn't think too much on that lol.. i know some older ladies that wear martins.. clubbers
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show naked pics of your gf!
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>>574058789
Or your mother. Not picky.
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>>574058908
uppermost teir of keks.
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>>574058789
>>574058908
This. It's time to deliver some proof that these girls exist.
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>>574058257
satisfied?
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>>574059056
not bad
look at the other requests too
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>>574044869
/thread
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>>574059056
Now don't you move that you son of a bitch!

Also hide a turd somewhere.
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>>574059005
no nudes of mom, but gf tho - i can post family picture if i can find one?
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>>574059309
>nudes
>family picture
what
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>>574059309
just do fag, dont ask for every single shit, like if you wouldnt know /b would want it
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piss in the kitchen sink
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nude and family sounds funny too
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>>574059439
i see your point, you i do take YOUR requests, so some things must be specific
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Now poop in her fathers pillow!
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go take a shit in the toilet, wipe ass with toilet paper, then tape the used toilet paper to the top of cieling fan blades
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Great thread
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>>574059640
post gf's nudes OP
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drop an upperdecker
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>>574059632
found a marriage picture, sorry for being sideways
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go and fucking shit on her table and act like you didnt
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>>574044869
lol wow this escalated quickly
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>>574060465
cum on it
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Srsly you have to poop at some place, which is not the toilet
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>>574060760
i can see that
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You look like too much of a pussy to set her house on fire. Jizz on here pillow instead.
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>>574059791
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>>574060847
the mothers?
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>>574044768
cum on the lamp
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>>574060847
mfw re-roll
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>>574060969
winrar
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>>574060969
Winrar
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>>574060947
both of them
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>>574060969
newfag winrar
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>>574060947
>>574061132

Yeah, both of them.
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>>574061132
not sure i can cum so much lol
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>>574061219
mothers
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>>574061219
Then you a pusy ass bitch. Come on one and rub it on the other.
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>>574061219
>>574061219
cum on mothers, then scrap some cum up with a nylon bag or something
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>>574044768
Waar woont ze ergens, kanker OP?
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>>574061383
i dont know what your saying
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>>574060760
this, poop in a ziplock bag and put in bottom of freezer
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>>574061507
rough translation is "Where she lives somewhere, cancer OP"

anyway, better hurry up and jizz on her mothers pillow. don't be a faggot and not do that.
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>>574045321
To the rain
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>>574061507
My mistake, I thought you were Dutch.
KANKER
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>>574061646
nope, danish
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>>574061568
GJ with that Google Translatan anon..
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>>574061646
Leer lezen kk nurd
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>>574061568
ill going at it
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>>574057479
Lol Your dick looks like my boyfriends
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>>574061749
Krijg kanker kk heaumeau
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>>574061746
he wanted to know what anon said, so why not use gt
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>>574061795
....thats nice
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>>574061795
tits and timestamp or GTFO femanon
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>>574061892
Cos OP probably isn't a fucking idiot who can't GT...
It's a horrible translation too
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>>574062141
Good point.
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>>574061795
Does your mom have pink panties, too? If yes I've got some bad news for you...
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>>574061795
fuck off, FAGGOT
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>>574061909
>implying things
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>>574062242
kek I think I would recognize my house.
Or OP is my boyfriend and is at his sidechicks house
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Op skid på køkkengulvet
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>>574062632

tits + timestamp
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>>574062632
show your tits or fuck off already
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>>574062695
haha, nej jeg kommer lige på hendes pude først
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>>574062632
You don't even recognize your boyfriends dick, so I was wandering
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hard to proove this is semen, but i assure you i just fucking came on the mothers pillow
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>>574063128
nice work OP.

now shit in a sandwich bag and put it in the freezer for them to find months later
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>>574063128
You mentioned nudes of gf earlier. Gonna need some hard evidence bro
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right, you manned up a little.
finally.
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>>574063298
I like that, do it.
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>>574061546
>>574063298
that was my idea but yeah please do this it will be hilarious
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>>574063432
well she actually just came home
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fuck. I'm too late for dirty/sweaty shoe pics then or laundry basket underwear?
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>>574063298
I need this to happen
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>>574063128
pis i hendes seng
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>>574063727
Moar with time stamp plz
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>>574064076
this
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>>574064076
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Do the top secret ninja poop in the fridge action
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>>574064321
throw a shampoo bottle at her!
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>>574064321
Rub your dick against the glass door.
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More pics of GF please anon. Have her model some panties and shit.
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>>574064321

Put your dick against the glass
report back what happens
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>>574064542
re-roll
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>>574064542
I'll get here eventually.
re-roll
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FOUND BROWSING HISTORY AS REQUESTED EARLIER
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>>574064542
I don't even care now.
Just do it, @op.
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>>574064781
niiiiice. gf or mum's laptop? Either way, moar nudes OP
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>>574064781
Gribskov Gymnasium he?
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dont let her see the thread quick
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clean up any mess and go home
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nuuuuudeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!
in any case thanks OP
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>>574064969
winrar
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she just laughed and stood up against it too - will go fuck her now b - ill be back
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>>574064863
Naughty schoolgirl and facebook links, def gf's
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>>574065268
live stream !!!!
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>>574065268

record it
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>>574065268
pics of cock in mouth OP. Dont be a faget
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>>574044869
fuckin first post as 69??? HAHAHAHA
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>>574064781
pretty hot gf op

You have been nearly completely faithful my not so faggot OP for this I thank you and leave you with one last request. Let us see what thou sticks thou penis in when acting upon your secual desires to her.
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>>574065268
better record that shit or something
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tfw no gf :(

post a pic of her, op :(

yes we smiley now
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>>574064781
>574063432
>well she actually just came home


OP, you just done goofed.
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she's not much of a record sex kinda person, but ill see what i can do
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>>574065848
you dont have to record shit, just livestream
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>>574065848
you are my hero today OP

captcha: avebree continue
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>>574047057
> Using Apple product
> turn out to be a cocksucker lying faggot

Sounds about right.
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>>574066019
livestrem op cumming for 3rd time in hour yes yes
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>>574066526
how old are you? 10?
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>>574065848
do it for /b/ OP
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>>574044768
Holy crap, I know this living room!

Are you in Montreal, OP?
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>>574044768
must be nice to be rich
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>>574066740
What a fag
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>>574066740
nope, Denmark
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>>574066740
You must be one of those guys that went to school with any girl on camsites
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about yor GF, how old is she?
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Do you leave in/near Holsted?
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No he is in gribskov..
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>>574064321
Who sits in the shower?
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Someone should start archiving this thread as soon as we get moar good stuff from OP
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>>574067653
the disabled and elderly
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