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ITT: We write The Holy /B/ible three words at a time. I'll start.

In the beginning
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>>573917174
there was m00t.
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>>573917174
there was moot
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what the hell is /B/
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Stuff blowed up
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all the time
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Niggers tongued anuses
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Hitler did nothing wrong.
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all day long.
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>>573917582
and then they...
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>>573917907
stole the bikes
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Back in 1955
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Dongle dick
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>>573918407
was the president
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tits or gtfo
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>>573917907
>>573918073
can you not aim for another comment its ruins it
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said the cunt
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Youth Immolation Scheme.
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eating chinaman shit
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>be light! and..
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just the tip
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>/B/
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Rapping, chamber door.
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she said shyly
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while eating his...
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black dick sausage
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dongers raised high
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In the beginning, there was m00t.

Stuff blowed up all the time.

Niggers tongued anuses all day long and then they stole the bikes.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Back in 1955, Dongle Dick was the president.

"Tits or GTFO", said the cunt eating chinaman shit.

"Just the tip. Rapping, chamber door", she said shyly while eating his black dick sausage.
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the door is open, lets go
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god hates fags
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like u
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salutes to sky
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And salutes to pie
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lol im high
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>>573917174
Jesus said, nigga u gay
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flying so high
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>>573917174
I triggered Judas
>Can someone record some serious shit of this?
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With my pooter
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someone archive this
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Can't flim flam
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without my jim jams
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Jesus was born, and he was white.
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Nigger, I can't afford and Xbox!
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cuz my crim cram
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And never forget
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One shall not
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Jews did 9/11
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allahu akbar fuckers
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God shat diamonds
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out of ears
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The last supper will consist of bitchs and pizza. Pizza is the holiest of food.
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>>573917174
>so so far...
There was m00t. There was moot. What the hell is /B/. Stuff blowed up all the time. Niggers tongued anuses. Hitler did nothing wrong all day long. And then they stole the bikes back in 1955. Dongle dick was the president. Tits or gtfo. Can you not aim for another comment it ruins it said the cunt. Youth Immolation scheme. Eating chinaman shit be light and just the tip. /B/ rapping, chamber door, she said shyly- while eating his black dick sausage; dongers raised high. The door is open, lets go. God hates fags like you.
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>>573918402
Man didn't know
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chocolatemilk was spilled
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Like a rose
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In my asshole
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nigger nigger nigger
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Thy holy phallus
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in the end
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Can you not
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CheesePizza was porn
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ANON SPOKE OF
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Mr Obama himself
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$bans babble

~little lion
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In the beginning, there was m00t.

Stuff blowed up all the time.

Niggers tongued anuses all day long and then they stole the bikes.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Back in 1955, Dongle Dick was the president.

"Tits or GTFO", said the cunt eating chinaman shit.

"Just the tip. Rapping, chamber door", she said shyly while eating his black dick sausage.

The door is open, let's go.

God hates fags like u.

Salutes to sky,
And salutes to pie,
Lol, I'm high.
Flying so high.

I triggered Judas with my pooter.

Can't flim flam without my jim jams (cuz my crim cram)

Jesus was born and he was white.

Nigger, I can't afford an Xbox. And never forget, Jews did 9/11.

Allahu Akbar fuckers; God shat diamonds out of ears.

The last supper will consist of bitches and pizza. Pizza is the holiest food.

Chocolate milk was spilled like a rose in my asshole.

Nigger nigger nigger.

The holy phallus.

In the end, Cheeze Pizza was porn.
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a drag party
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then, ebola came
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kill the jews
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<!--
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vonny was here
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The deliverers will
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Literally can't even
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Egoraptor's penis
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what the fuck is /B/?
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God is dead
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Gays are not evil so all you Christians need to knock that shit off before I come down there and stomp your nigger asses, a man shall not lie in bed with another mans woman is what I ment, respect the bro code. Peace out niggaz.
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turned into a newt
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In the beginning, there was m00t. Stuff blowed up all the time. Niggers tongued anuses all day long and then they stole the bikes. Hitler did nothing wrong.

Back in 1955, Dongle Dick was the president. "Tits or GTFO", said the cunt eating chinaman shit. "Just the tip. Rapping, chamber door", she said shyly while eating his black dick sausage. The door is open, let's go. God hates fags like u.

Salutes to sky,
And salutes to pie,
Lol, I'm high.
Flying so high.

I triggered Judas with my pooter. Can't flim flam without my jim jams. Jesus was born and he was white. Nigger, I can't afford an Xbox. And never forget, Jews did 9/11.

Allahu Akbar fuckers; God shat diamonds out of ears. The last supper will consist of bitches and pizza. Pizza is the holiest food. Chocolate milk was spilled like a rose in my asshole.

Nigger nigger nigger. The holy phallus.

In the end, Cheeze Pizza was porn. Anon spoke of Mr. Obama himself. A drag party; then ebola came. Kill the Jews, Vonny was here. The deliverers will. Literally can't even Egoraptor's penis.

God is dead.

>Can anyone record it in a bibl-ey voice?
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>>573922725
>thinking /b/ hates gays because of religion
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>>573922973
>being a faggot lover
Kill yourself
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photosynthesis arouses me
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>>573923240
>killing yourself
Kill yourself
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>>573922973
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Potato potato ching chong tomato
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>>573923240
>thinking I like gays because I said I don't hate them for a religious reason
I hate them because they're in my face about taking it up the ass you retard
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>>573923349
Faggot detected
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>>573923684
whats that haircut called, I really like it
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>>573923684
says the faggot
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>>573923659
I'm surprised you type with that many cocks lodged past your tonsils
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yo mama suked ma dik
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>>573923947
Surprised you could type that fast while jerking off your dad
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Din' do nuffin'
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>>573924567
He good boy
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U tak him
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>i am the only person who isnt mad
>i am the only person who isnt an ugly 12 year old boy
>i am the best person on 4chan
>i have the entire website under my thuimb
>i control this website
>everyone does as i want them to

>inb4 rage

you will learn your places in this forum, kids. i am better than you.
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>>573917174
and everyone died
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>>573924958
2da bar
>>573924971
Says the newfag
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Then came back to life and was a zombie apocolypse.
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>>573922971
Someone vocaroo this soul-touching gospel.
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>>573925145
yes. do as i have commanded you to do. there's a good boy
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>>573925378
Pls don't b& me
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Surprisingly, Obama shouted
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>>573925490
yes. carry on. please your master. this is exactly what i want you to say
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>>573925773
>implying you don't just want to feel important because you were raped when you were 5 and neglected ever since
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>>573925773
You think you're fucking funny, you perplexed shit stain? I know what you are, you dumb faget. A big, fat, hot pocket eating neckbeard. You’re probably masturbating into your fedora right now, you fucking bitch. You think I’m a newfag? Please, I was here when Shrek happened. What about you, you fat dildo? No, I didn’t think so. You’re what? 11 years old? Fucking faget, go back to Neopets, or even better, your mother’s womb, that is if you had a mother, you dick biscuit. You think you can go around, acting like you own the motherfucking internet, you dumb ass rash? Newsflash: You can’t! I’m honestly flabbergasted right now, you sick little boat masturbator. I can tell you were fucked in the ass as a child, you shitty weeaboo shit egg. Don’t bother replying, I’ve already taken your IP address and forwarded it to the authorities. And that’s only a scare, you fucking creep. I know they won’t arrest you. I’m gonna get you myself. In the middle of the night when you think you’re alone, I’m gonna crash through your window and kick your ugly ass. I’m trained in French kickboxing, Muay Lao boxing and kendo, so don’t bother fighting back, you major noodle fucker. I’m gonna stir fry your eyeballs while fucking your faget ass. I will cut off your eyebrows and glue them to your ballsack. I will cut out your kneecaps and use them as elbow protectors when I’m roller-skating. You will beg for mercy like the little soap cunt you are, but I will just laugh at your dumbass stupidity. I will take your pets with me, but burn down the rest of your house. You will die like the flaming faget you are (literally). You should have just stuck to lurking, you bitchass autistic furry fucking newfag. Now get out of my fucking sight, kiddo.
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free the nignogs!
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>>573925919
>>573925982

YES YES, my plan is working. carry on. be my loyal servants
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>>573925982
lol why would you write a 10 line paragraph on 4chan? lol noob
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>>573926614
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>573926914
Sweet copypasta man. Very creative.
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>>573927382
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OP here, is anyone able to vocaroo it?
>>573922971
>>573922971
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by brutally raping
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>>573925202
Hmm sounds compelling
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>>573927720
>>573928518
Just a mere 6 months ago it would have been done in less than 5 minutes, proof that /b/ has become even more shittier.
I'd do it, but I'm not a native speaker, so it would sound like crap.
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The armpit licker was our Lorde.
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> bible-ey voice
nigga I don't speak hebrew
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the jews did
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>>573930621
Was my vocaroo that bad?.. gawl
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>>573930481
Based. 10/10, OP thanks thee!
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>>573930481
Pretty good
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>>573930957
I could possibly do it again smoother with less heavy breathing
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>>573931540
sure, why not bro?
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>>573931649
I'm driving at the moment . Let me get home and I'll do it. Either bump this or I'll have to make a new thread
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bump?
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>>573931825
I liked it anon, you should do more
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I'm trying but i keep fucking up because I'm driving
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>>573933169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qYz5ZjxP2s

Example?
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>>573924332
Way to be original cunt. You are worthless
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>>573933593
>vocaroo.com/i/s0qYz5ZjxP2s
lol chill anon, do it when you get home
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YaaAOvQGn4

I give up. My voice is fucked
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>>573934619
You are an hero anon, giving your voice for /b/
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Moot actually tried
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OP out. Have a good evening gentlemen.
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