So I managed to make a fake facebook/tinder account pretending to be a girl that likes girls, I've managed to get some wins of some cute girls, which is very interesting because it only takes less than 2 days for me to actually get noodz. how long does it take you guys? I feel like girls are more sexual when it comes to girls, but when its guys it can takes us months just to even get to second base..? Pic Related, all girls ive gotten nudes from and how long it took me. One of the girls i went to school with, good times.
Ya thats kinda sad just to get nudes.
why not get nudes and fuck em?
There was a thread last night with some anon who was giving out advice to other anons how to get laid and how to deal with shit with women.
Dude had some good advice, you should look out for his threads. Guy talks about chainsaws and shit aswell.
But instead of just making fake profiles. Message some bitches and go fuck em
i do the same but with omegle/chatroulette girls. except i use a female video lol. making a fb/tinder account seems like too much hassle. though sometimes i do get lucky for multiple wins on same girl if she has skype
the reason why i created a fake tinder is because i have a gf already (of 2 years) im basically done fucking other girls. but doesnt mean i cant see bewbs ;)
i created it to see one of my friends naked, but i never really did and got lost and ended up talking to a bunch of girls instead. besides the reason for this thread is to ask how long it takes guys to get noodz vs how long it takes girls. HUGE Difference... but it seems like you guys are interested in seeing the bottom half?
If I can't fuck a girl within a day of trying, I'm not interested.
Also, all the girls you seem to have "got noodz" from aren't girl I would want to fuck, except maybe the chick in the black dress, but she damn well better suck the dick like a champ.
ive managed to learn alot about these chicks... Including the fact that MOST of them if not alot of them want to have threesomes! yes.. with guys!
(pic if of the first girl on the bottom)
the girl on the right messaged me asking if i wanted to join her and her friend (girl on left) in a foursome. Girl Girl Girl Guy.
idk who this guy was but goddamit i hate him!
girl im trying to get noodz from next..
for obvious reasons ;) (not her face)
i write my name on my arm, and with some photoshopping...
i have most of the convos on my kik, which i delete because.. girlfriend..
dont ever start being sexual.. make them bring it up. i usually start with.. "do yuu have any piercings?" and they usually respond and ask if i do. to that i say "yes i have my nipples pierced" and they usually say "can i see?" and thats when i hit them with the "i have a proposition ;)" DONT MAKE IT OBVIOUS. your gonna have to talk to them like a normal person before anything..
this chick is hot! armenian and mexican
lucky for me "i" (the girl im pretending to be) has a shitload of tattoos and piercings so i usually ask them if they like em, "i" have a tattoo on my butt and they usually wanna see it. if not i just say "its cold yuu should come cuddle" and they say "i wish!" and then it slowly goes into "what else would yuu want to do? ;)" it gets them in the mood and i send them a pic (non nude) to tease, and they play back.. usually they will also say "when can we meet?" to that i would just say "omg we need to meet up soon! but my boss is being a dick and has me working all week :(" they always go with it
haha im glad you asked! its sooo hard to make a fake facebook due to the lack of friends... and likes.. luckily within the first day of making a fake facebook i managed to add this one girl.. she goes out and posts a pic of me on her wall and tags me in it. after the first day i got over 100 new friend requests.. right now im almost at 2,000 friends.. and my pics get roughly about 80 likes each.. no one suspects a thing..
Honestly OP I've only ever got noods from bitches after fucking them. Which sucks because there have been a few chick's that look great in cloths but once they show dem titties I'm disappointed.
Holy shit man, you're like a pro. Thanks for answering those questions.
Where do you find these pictures to post, because something I'd be cautious about is someone reverse searching with google.
haha so funny story, im sure some of you guys have seen her around she has a tumblr and an instagram where she posts tons of selfies and tons of nudes. true story the second girl on the bottom asked me "hey do you have a tumblr?" and i was like "i used to why?" her: "i saw this girl who looked just like you" and i was like "oh really? weird haha twins wyd?" and then she literally changed the subject lol that was a close one -___-
literally... they come on to me.. so yes it is easy lol
not proud of these.. but they came on to me.. lol
With over 2000 people ...
Still, the ones that do find your tumblr probably assume your facebook is not fake but legitimate.
With this information OP, I may get noods of myself. Thanks for sharing.
You're a pretty cool guy.
Damn you are one smooth 'girl'. LOL
Holy shit dem nipples
Anymore convos lol
literally i sometimes wake up to nudes already on my phone. they send them without me even asking lol and the whole reason why i even have these convos saved is so i remember what pics ive sent.. because if i send one girl the same pic twice im fucked lol its hard to keep up with all these..
You're a fucking BEAST!
Nice tits on the girl aswell..
I bet there'd be a way to use this fake girl as an advantage on the other girls. Make the fake girl set up a date with you (if you werent single). Is that a viable option or no?
Also how do you break contact with girl? Because you told one that you'd see her or something so what happened with that?
ive only broken contact with one girl.. the 3rd girl on top.. she kept asking for my phone number so we can talk but i kept saying that my phone was disconnected due to me having to pay speeding tickets.. i told her i would connect it in my next paycheck (2 weeks from the time being). right before the day of i had to block her from my kik and facebook.. i kept telling her that my facebook and kik kept getting hacked and she believed it.. so she might think that i got hacked and ended up losing all type of connection with her..
but what if its just dudes that does exactly what you do?!
hell yea, i know where they work. i know where they hang. i could easily see me going up to them and striking a convo because i know what they like.. its funny because due to my fantasy and amusement i speak of threesomes and some of them have agreed to have one if i found a guy lol they say they are "curious"
As a guy, I have 22GBs it takes about an hour. I go further, I have videos of girls squatting and pissing for me. I collect everything like it's some sort of card game.
Just objectively, I think your flirting style is a bit (lot) too dumb.
disaggre, its prob took you so long before your not masculine. dont go after what you want and have a strange koncept that fucking or getting this girl will fulfill you.
What's the story? Are girls on Tinder looking to hook up or date?
Is it better to just be forward with them and ask if they want to fuck? I try small talk and getting to know them and they lose interest.
On kik you can either upload a pic. or you can take one straight from the camera, ive gotten pics straight from the camera.. there is no fooling there. ive requested really specific pictures too. also ive gotten voice messages sent directly to "me" stating "my" name. and alot of these girls are soo desperate in meeting me.. Like idk about you guys but if i was catfishing people i wouldnt want to ever speak of meeting them. GAME OVER.
no way im talking to a whole bunch of other ones, some who ive been trying for days now but no success due to the lack of contact :(
they are just looking for someone to hang with + more.
some of them straight up just ask me what im doing on there. i say im just looking to meet girls and some of them do the same if not some of them are just curious to know what it would be like to be with another girl.. dont ever ask for sex, you will fail and it will get them suspicious.
its just a normal convo, hey! how are yuu? yuur really cute btw.. what part of town are yuu from? thats cool! how old are yuu? do yuu have any tattoos or piercings? >>at that point the girl will either say no, but i love them, or yes and she will be dying to show you or see yours.
Notes taken. This is all very educational
I'm going to sleep. If there is anymore advice, I'll see it by tomorrow. Thanks OP for being cool.
more of the girl that wanted to have that foursome... ugh, i can picture it now...
OP do you have more of the girl with the tattoos and nipple piercings?
i didnt think she would be the popular one.. lol the rest arent that great..
she was gonna send me a video of herself naked but kik doesnt allow videos :(
I mean the girl from these posts
she's gorgeous and hot as fek
its no wonder girls send me nudes, "im" irresistable hahaha
Can you give out her name or region she's in?
Damn.. can't and will never get enough of her
so i actually run this whole operation from an ipod, i dont have a phone because im waiting for the NOTE 4 to come out, most of the apps in the crappy apple appstore do not work on ipod touch running ios 6 :(
pretty okay tits, has boyfriend. apparently he only lasts 6 seconds in bed. would tittyfuck
dumping before my gf gets home!
OP please dump everything you have from the girl with the tattoo's that i mentioned <3 much loves /b/ro