So I managed to make a fake facebook/tinder account pretending

post nudes

lol, post them plz

>>573880832
Its simple op get a sex change like me

dump all
esp bottom row 2nd to left

They all guys pretending to be girls aswell. DUH.

>>573880832
Ya thats kinda sad just to get nudes.
why not get nudes and fuck em?
There was a thread last night with some anon who was giving out advice to other anons how to get laid and how to deal with shit with women.
Dude had some good advice, you should look out for his threads. Guy talks about chainsaws and shit aswell.
But instead of just making fake profiles. Message some bitches and go fuck em

>>573881409
/thread

>>573880832
post proof fgt

>>573881780
this. sad yea

i do the same but with omegle/chatroulette girls. except i use a female video lol. making a fb/tinder account seems like too much hassle. though sometimes i do get lucky for multiple wins on same girl if she has skype

>>573881963
I just show my own face on omegle yesterday had like 3 girls no wins yet tho im 10/10 np with that

Interested in whole bottom row, gonna dump?

>>573880832
why the fuck you make a thread about it if you don't post those nudes?? if you got any post em, i don't fucking care how you got em, nobody does

>>573882195
Post face pic.

>>573883046
not on 4chan m8

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the reason why i created a fake tinder is because i have a gf already (of 2 years) im basically done fucking other girls. but doesnt mean i cant see bewbs ;)
i created it to see one of my friends naked, but i never really did and got lost and ended up talking to a bunch of girls instead. besides the reason for this thread is to ask how long it takes guys to get noodz vs how long it takes girls. HUGE Difference... but it seems like you guys are interested in seeing the bottom half?

>>573883929
>>573883929
Bump for Dump

>>573883929

Yes.

Op dump

>>573883929
If I can't fuck a girl within a day of trying, I'm not interested.

Also, all the girls you seem to have "got noodz" from aren't girl I would want to fuck, except maybe the chick in the black dress, but she damn well better suck the dick like a champ.

op dump

>>573880832
ur doing it wrong :)

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ive managed to learn alot about these chicks... Including the fact that MOST of them if not alot of them want to have threesomes! yes.. with guys!
(pic if of the first girl on the bottom)

>>573884774
And I want to have threesomes with girls, are you retarded?

>>573885185
no dumbfuck just saying if you know someone whos bi your chances of getting a threesome are pretty good.

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the girl on the right messaged me asking if i wanted to join her and her friend (girl on left) in a foursome. Girl Girl Girl Guy.
idk who this guy was but goddamit i hate him!

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3rd girl on the bottom

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girl im trying to get noodz from next..
for obvious reasons ;) (not her face)

>>573887126
her personality?

>>573887182
haha right!

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>>573886842
so you're saying you'd be the fifth??

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>>573881963
i write my name on my arm, and with some photoshopping...

>>573887929
no 2 girls messaged me, id be the "3rd girl"
lucky bastard.. i wish my girlfriend would find 2 random hot girls to all fuck me..
girls on tinder are freaks dude..

Any of girls number 1 & 4 on the top row?

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>>573880972
blonde girl on the top

>>573888337
this
4
4
4

4 pls

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>>573888467

>>573888251
oh yeah, sorry i forgot you're a girl in this story. too bad

>>573888636
dissapointed/10

post convos
>give tips pls

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>>573888590
she has an amazing body!

2nd on bottom?

>>573881082
jonatan?

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>>573888730
what about now?

op you can fuck any of these girls with some bullshit story
>oh yeah I have this kinky fetish
>I only fuck girls whove fucked my boyfriend
>introduction - pussy

>>573881409
kek

6 please OP

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>>573888786
>>573888871

>>573888871
Well played op

>>573888786
op gib tips on how to get noods by pretending to be a convincing girl, pls

>>573888772
i have most of the convos on my kik, which i delete because.. girlfriend..
dont ever start being sexual.. make them bring it up. i usually start with.. "do yuu have any piercings?" and they usually respond and ask if i do. to that i say "yes i have my nipples pierced" and they usually say "can i see?" and thats when i hit them with the "i have a proposition ;)" DONT MAKE IT OBVIOUS. your gonna have to talk to them like a normal person before anything..

>>573889269
Do u have ur nipple pierced tho?

>>573888952
bump for 6

>>573889269
You are sneaky OP.

Stupid question but what else do you ask if they don't have piercings? You ask about tattoos? What else is there?

Thanks OP

>>573883929

Moar of her

>>573889269
give us the fb of the girls

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>>573888952
this chick is hot! armenian and mexican

>>573889745
jeesus a match made in heaven it seems
thanks Op you're a pretty cool guy

>>573889745
Pussy shots? nice work btw

>tfw op delivars
what about 2 and 3

>>573889745
>>573889536
Also OP won't the girls be suspicious of a relatively new facebook of the fake girl
?

>>573889536
lucky for me "i" (the girl im pretending to be) has a shitload of tattoos and piercings so i usually ask them if they like em, "i" have a tattoo on my butt and they usually wanna see it. if not i just say "its cold yuu should come cuddle" and they say "i wish!" and then it slowly goes into "what else would yuu want to do? ;)" it gets them in the mood and i send them a pic (non nude) to tease, and they play back.. usually they will also say "when can we meet?" to that i would just say "omg we need to meet up soon! but my boss is being a dick and has me working all week :(" they always go with it

>>573890174
Lol u make it seem easy

>>573889926
haha im glad you asked! its sooo hard to make a fake facebook due to the lack of friends... and likes.. luckily within the first day of making a fake facebook i managed to add this one girl.. she goes out and posts a pic of me on her wall and tags me in it. after the first day i got over 100 new friend requests.. right now im almost at 2,000 friends.. and my pics get roughly about 80 likes each.. no one suspects a thing..

>>573889893
my onedrive is fucking up right now. i do though! i will post some whenever it loads..

>>573880832
Honestly OP I've only ever got noods from bitches after fucking them. Which sucks because there have been a few chick's that look great in cloths but once they show dem titties I'm disappointed.

>>573890693
Holy shit man, you're like a pro. Thanks for answering those questions.

Where do you find these pictures to post, because something I'd be cautious about is someone reverse searching with google.

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>>573891060
haha so funny story, im sure some of you guys have seen her around she has a tumblr and an instagram where she posts tons of selfies and tons of nudes. true story the second girl on the bottom asked me "hey do you have a tumblr?" and i was like "i used to why?" her: "i saw this girl who looked just like you" and i was like "oh really? weird haha twins wyd?" and then she literally changed the subject lol that was a close one -___-

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>>573889893

>>573891863
>7
Thanks! Nice & tight

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>>573890357
literally... they come on to me.. so yes it is easy lol

>>573892179
Lol any more convo screenshots?

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>>573889907
not proud of these.. but they came on to me.. lol

>>573891804
With over 2000 people ...

Still, the ones that do find your tumblr probably assume your facebook is not fake but legitimate.

With this information OP, I may get noods of myself. Thanks for sharing.
You're a pretty cool guy.

>>573892179
Damn you are one smooth 'girl'. LOL

>>573892714
Holy shit dem nipples


Anymore convos lol

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>>573892623
>>573892867

love her tits :) can you post them as one pic?

>>573893218
Omg girls are actually really freaky.Great Job!!

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>>573892867
>>573892623
literally i sometimes wake up to nudes already on my phone. they send them without me even asking lol and the whole reason why i even have these convos saved is so i remember what pics ive sent.. because if i send one girl the same pic twice im fucked lol its hard to keep up with all these..

>>573893218
You're a fucking BEAST!
Nice tits on the girl aswell..

I bet there'd be a way to use this fake girl as an advantage on the other girls. Make the fake girl set up a date with you (if you werent single). Is that a viable option or no?

Also how do you break contact with girl? Because you told one that you'd see her or something so what happened with that?

>>573893850
Damn girls trust other girls so much. Its so much easier.

>>573894009
were single* correction

>>573893850
Do u still regularly do this? Are these the only girls u talk too atm?

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>>573894009
ive only broken contact with one girl.. the 3rd girl on top.. she kept asking for my phone number so we can talk but i kept saying that my phone was disconnected due to me having to pay speeding tickets.. i told her i would connect it in my next paycheck (2 weeks from the time being). right before the day of i had to block her from my kik and facebook.. i kept telling her that my facebook and kik kept getting hacked and she believed it.. so she might think that i got hacked and ended up losing all type of connection with her..

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>>573894589
but what if its just dudes that does exactly what you do?!

>>573890174
Lol. Women are stupid

>>573894872
GOOD POINT! OP IS FAGGOT

>>573894589

dudes duding dudes duding dudes.

Dude, you are talking to other dudes, dude.

>>573894009
hell yea, i know where they work. i know where they hang. i could easily see me going up to them and striking a convo because i know what they like.. its funny because due to my fantasy and amusement i speak of threesomes and some of them have agreed to have one if i found a guy lol they say they are "curious"

>>573894589
You also tthink this is viable for setting up dates with other girls?
>introduce a guy
>its you

>>573895078
>>573895134
Damn bro. This makes me want to do this shit. It's like seeing the matrix lol

As a guy, I have 22GBs it takes about an hour. I go further, I have videos of girls squatting and pissing for me. I collect everything like it's some sort of card game.

Just objectively, I think your flirting style is a bit (lot) too dumb.

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disaggre, its prob took you so long before your not masculine. dont go after what you want and have a strange koncept that fucking or getting this girl will fulfill you.

>>573895601
Girls piss for u even tho they don't know who u actually are??

>>573895601
What the fuck?

Tips on flirting and techniques please, I want to join this trading card game.

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>>573888045
not bad

While you spend time getting nudes with your fake account I actually fuck those girls.

>>573895601
You don't pose as a girl?

>>573896049
I guess you can use the fake account to your advantage and fuck those girls aswell

>>573895601
Then give us some advice.

>>573891804
Post more of this girl, please

OP can you share pics of the last girl ?

>>573895601
i actually was doing that when i was 14
had like 3gb of this stuff
shit was cash but one day i deleted it all, still dont know why :(

provide tips so we can collect and share more nudes on /b

be a /bro

>>573897019
lol


but yeah

What's the story? Are girls on Tinder looking to hook up or date?
Is it better to just be forward with them and ask if they want to fuck? I try small talk and getting to know them and they lose interest.

>>573897275
asking outright if they want to fuck is 100% guaranteed failure.

being 100% beta is also failure. stop sucking man

tinder is easiest way to get laid

>>573894872
>>573895025
>>573895070
On kik you can either upload a pic. or you can take one straight from the camera, ive gotten pics straight from the camera.. there is no fooling there. ive requested really specific pictures too. also ive gotten voice messages sent directly to "me" stating "my" name. and alot of these girls are soo desperate in meeting me.. Like idk about you guys but if i was catfishing people i wouldnt want to ever speak of meeting them. GAME OVER.

>>573897582
So then what's the secret strategy?

>implying I even get matched with attractive girls

>>573897707
catfish no, but someone who'd love to 'get to know you better' would be rapist.
plotthickens.jpg

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>>573894506
no way im talking to a whole bunch of other ones, some who ive been trying for days now but no success due to the lack of contact :(
pic related

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>>573896562

>>573889121
Just act like a guy but take away reason and accountability.

You're now a woman.

>>573897707
exactly.

>>573898398
Do you just open conversation with them by saying "do you have any piercings?" or something similar, like u said earlier, or can it be normal?

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>>573897275
they are just looking for someone to hang with + more.
some of them straight up just ask me what im doing on there. i say im just looking to meet girls and some of them do the same if not some of them are just curious to know what it would be like to be with another girl.. dont ever ask for sex, you will fail and it will get them suspicious.

>>573898714
This makes so much sense, I'm not even joking right now. That's the perfect way

Still waiting on pics of girl #1 please, OP

This is so tragic.

Pretending to be a girl, plus you're just talking to eight dudes all running the same outdated play as you.

>>573898732
its just a normal convo, hey! how are yuu? yuur really cute btw.. what part of town are yuu from? thats cool! how old are yuu? do yuu have any tattoos or piercings? >>at that point the girl will either say no, but i love them, or yes and she will be dying to show you or see yours.

>>573897707
>>573899139

>>573892714
She looks like a cross eyed Nicki Minaj

>>573899210
OP is pro pickup artist

>>573892714
Any more of this one OP?

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>>573899210
Notes taken. This is all very educational


I'm going to sleep. If there is anymore advice, I'll see it by tomorrow. Thanks OP for being cool.

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girl #1

>>573900334
the one on the right? or the one of the left?

>>573901369
Left! Thanks

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more of the girl that wanted to have that foursome... ugh, i can picture it now...

>>573880832
got any more of the 3rd pic bottom?
the Asian looking one

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>>573901493

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>>573901827
OP do you have more of the girl with the tattoos and nipple piercings?

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>>573901731

Nice OP

Keep dumping please

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>>573901990
i didnt think she would be the popular one.. lol the rest arent that great..
she was gonna send me a video of herself naked but kik doesnt allow videos :(

>>573901827
nice ... thanks

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>>573901827

Do you have any of the 1day girl? The girl below the black girl.

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>>573902203
I mean the girl from these posts
>>573891804
>>573894589
she's gorgeous and hot as fek

>>573902203
>kik doesnt allow videos
nigga you dumb

>>573902203
Lol it does allow videos...

>>573902640
I doesn't

>>573902792
just install kikvideo app you dingus

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>>573902482
its no wonder girls send me nudes, "im" irresistable hahaha

>>573901147
Any more?

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>>573903024
Can you give out her name or region she's in?
Damn.. can't and will never get enough of her

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>>573903004
so i actually run this whole operation from an ipod, i dont have a phone because im waiting for the NOTE 4 to come out, most of the apps in the crappy apple appstore do not work on ipod touch running ios 6 :(

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>>573901827

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>>573903210
pretty okay tits, has boyfriend. apparently he only lasts 6 seconds in bed. would tittyfuck

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>>573902167
dumping before my gf gets home!

>>573903762
Anymore of the bottom 4 and or last 2?

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>>573903762
OP please dump everything you have from the girl with the tattoo's that i mentioned <3 much loves /b/ro