ITT: We take one letter out of the name of a video game and describe its new plot
Little Big Plane
A game about seeing how many clowns you can fit into a small plane
>>573530476
metal ear-you have robotic ear and have to live with the day to day challenges that come with having robotic ears
illzone- sickness simulator
need or speed- you're a drug addict that must decide between paying the bills or buying drugs
>>573531361
well I thought the tread was a good idea OP, sorry it failed.
>>573530476
Hal Reach: Malcom's dad needs to get that can of peas on the top goddamn shelf. Shopping simulator, filled with advanced and unnecessarily difficult controls on reaching for and grasping items.
>>573531198
Those are clever as fuck
>>573530476
World of Carcraft®
You get to to be a car in a traffic-jammed city, with a dildo up your ass.
Ears of war- you're an ex Nazi stormtrooper who collected ears as war trophies, and now you relive those memories while telling them to your grandson
>>573530476
Not sure why this thread didn't kick off. It was a good idea.
>>573532560
thank you anon.
Cunter-Strike
>How many cunts can YOU strike?
Max Pane
Window fitting simulator.
Tarcraft
A game about repairing roads
>>573530476
Hal - You play as the computer on board the Discovery as it journeys to Jupiter in search of the monolith.
I fucking LOVE these threads
The Biding of Isaac
>Similar to the original, but it's pretty hard to play when Isaac won't fucking move
>>573530476
Tea Fortress 2
Build and manage your tea fortress, You get to choose between the many factions of tea (red tea, green tea etc.). This time with improved graphics and more details.
Mlb: the how- you get to experience the history of baseball from the very beginning
cal of duty- you're a naive 18 year old who joined the army because of a game of a similar name, only to realize it wasn't what you thought it was. (survival horror)
>paper please
A game where you run out of toilet paper in a public restroom and must ask people passing by for paper.
>>573533949
that's clever
>>573530476
Inal Fantasy. You ponder the life and work of Barefoot Contessa.
>kerbal space pogram
The hit sequal to KSP where you must take the fight to the evil space Jews.
Half-lie
>You're a software developer
>you have to keep pretending the next version of your game will be out soon
The Sis
>a wincest dating sim
>invoking rule 34
Oat simulator-control live and experience the exciting life of an oat, from field to breakfast cereal, this one is not one to miss
Alpha Centaur
>fuck bitches with your horse cock
Oat Simulator
>A simulator where you learn how to cultivate oats
>tar bound
You play as a government-paid street paver. Your mission is to fix all the God damn roads in Detroit while avoiding rabid dogs and the niggers.
Shadow the Edgehog
>Exact same game
>>573530476
Light simulator - you pretend to illuminate the world.
Assassins reed - take down the pope but you have to do it using a reed you hid in your sleeve
Seeping Dogs
>You work as an undercover cop trying to solve why the building walls are constantly secreting canines.
Rash Bandicoot,
You play as an Australian marsupial, battling through levels to find a suitable cream to heal your skin condition.