Show me what anon has, I need too up my collection.
Why the fuck is it gonna eat a boat? Cant it just eat some fucking whales?
> be me, ace diver
> diving down a trench I frequent
> got an hour left in tank
> hear a deep rumbling as I sit on the edge
> assume I am hungry for fretos and mountain dew
> I look down into the the hole and see eyes looking at me
> don't make a fucking move
> I stare into its eyes for 10mins not blinking
> it moves closer, revealing itself
> it's shrek, I'm so happy.
Mfw my asshole is torn and I swing away
I have much more like this and art, but what is someone willing to offfer?
>and I swing away