ITT: most socially incorrect jokes you know. I'll start:

How does a girl know she's pregnant with a nigglet?

>when she takes out her tampon he already picked the cotton off it

what should op do next
>kill self

What's black and blue and scared of sex?

A rape victim

Who visits millions of Afican kids every year on Christmas ?
>Death

kill yourself op

>>573328260
kekd

What do you do after having sex with a bald girl?

...
...

Put her back in the cradle.

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How many niggers do you need to tar a roof ?
>Dpends on how thin you slice them

How many cops do you need to turn on the light in a black room?

>2. They beat the room up.

What does a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?
The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.

What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?

>A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's blue and makes every mother cry?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

How do you get a jewish girl's number?

>roll up her sleeve

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The hospital bed.

What's blue and has fifty breasts?
Trashbag at the cancer clinic.

What's the difference between a nigger and snow tires?

>The tires don't sing when you put them in chains.

Who's the worst cop ever?

>Officer Down. Everytime they say his name on the radio they are yelling at him.

How do you make a little girl cry twice?

>wipe your bloody dick on her teddy

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

>the bucket

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"
Kinky bitch.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles ?
>Nail down the other hand

What's long, black, and stinks of shit?

>The unemployment line.

how do you turn a nigger invisible?
>kick the shit out of him

How do you keep nigger kids from jumping on the bed


>put velcro on the ceiling

>>573329000
trips says it all

what's the worst part about a car crashing with 2 niggers inside?
>you can fit 5 inside

And now for a classic

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
>Phelps can finish a race.

What do niggers do after sex?

>15 to life

What's hard and long on a nigger?

>First grade.

So I was railing this broad the other day doggy style. I spread her ass cheeks and tried to rub her asshole with my thumb when she turned her head and said, "That's mighty presumptuous of you."So I said, "Presumptuous? That's a mighty big word for a 12 year old."

What's the difference between Batman and a nigger?

>Batman can go into a convenience store with Robin.

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>>573326342

How does a nigger dad fix its kids cereal

> trick question. it can't if its 8000 miles away

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?

>You ever try taking a rib away from a nigger?

>>573329089
How do you get them down?
>invite the mexicans from next door over and tell them they are pinatas

>>573326342
Knock knock
> who is
it david
> oh hey david plz come in

>9 out of 10 people say they enjoy gang rape

What is the most positive thing in Detroit?
>HIV.

Why do niggers cry during sex?

>mace

Anti-jokes anyone?
> a horse walks into a bar
> a few people get up and leave, spotting the danger in the situation.

Why do niggers run so fast?

>all the slow ones have been caught.

Why do niggers cry after sex?

>Pepper Spray

>>573328221
The 5 year old in my closet

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>>573329430

A nigger and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving?

>The cop.

>>573329794

A baby seal walks into a club...

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>>573329414
You fucked that one up,

Whats the difference between Batman and a Nigger?

>Batman can go a night without Robin

>>573326342
what do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
>out-dated farming equipment

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3 niggers walk into a bar with a rabbi, a priest and a nigger and racist racist bla bla faggot joke for newfags lol racist lol

>>573329985
Your mom walks on the beach. Greenpeace comes and puts her back in the sea.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

>niggers

>>573328614
>>573328260
>>573328695
>>573328874
kek

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?

>cut the rope

>>573330067
lol my moms a nigger too and she's a faggot lol

probably jewish too and mexican lol racist jokes are empowering.

How do you keep a nigger from going out?

>pour more gas on him.

What does a blind, deaf-mute, down syndrome girl with no legs or arms have?
>leukemia

Why don't niggers sleep?

>The last one to have a dream got shot.

What do you get when you kick a baby down the steps?

A boner.

What the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?

>I don't have a Ferrari in my barn.

>>573330541

I knew what do you get when you stab a baby with a knife

What's the hardest part about being a pedofile?

>fitting in

What would Martin Luther King Jr be if he were white?

>Alive

Why did little Suzie fall of a swing?
>she has no arms
.
.
.
.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
>Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a nigger and a trampoline?

>You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

how do you get a baby into a bucket?
>with a blender

how do you get the baby back out of the bucket?
>with corn chips or a straw.

A nigger, a spic and a gypsy walk into a college
Nah I'm just joking

What's the difference between a nigger and a bench?
>A bench can support a family of 4

What did the coroner call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?

>worst suicide case ever

>nigger

Hitler walks up to a little jewish girl in Aushwitz:
-How old are you sweetie?
Girl: I'm going to be seven tomorrow!
Hitler:
>Oh nein you won't

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>>573326680
Why the fuck would a pregnant woman use tampons anon

What do you call a nigger in a suit?

>the Defendant

What's white and 12 inches long?

>nothing

What do you cal Mike Tyson with no arms?

>nigger nigger nigger

A jew walks up to Hitler in Aushwitz:
Can I please get some more time o live?
Hitler:
>Absolutely, go to the back of the line

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>T.he Fappe.n.n.in.g F.u.l.l C.o.lle.ction
xurl;es/fappenning (use . instead of ; )

What do you say to a nigger in uniform?

>I want fries with that.

>>573331170
The girl should be turning 9, not 7. That would be a play on words.

>>573331327
Lol what a fail
gtfo nigger, try being funny somewhere else

Why are jews the best magicians?
>They come in through the door and keave through the chimney

What do you do if you run over a nigger?

>Reverse

knock knock
come in
you're supposed to say who's there
no, who's on first
what?
what's on second

>>573331210
>how does a girl know
This is how she finds out shes pregnant u god damn idiot

What's the hardest part about seing an orphanage burn?
>my dick

>>573326342
>what do you get when you skin a nigger?

160 lbs of dog food and a dirty swimsuit

What's black and tan and looks great on a nigger?

>A K-9 police unit

What do you do when you see a nigger has been shot?

>Reload

>>573331559
And it would also make no sense whatsoever

What's better than one nigger in a trash container?
>One niggers in a few trash containers

What runs faster than a nigger with a tv?
>his brother with the bluray player

What's blue and hangs in the front yard.

>I can paint my nigger whatever color I damn well please.

What do you call a thousand niggers on the bottom of an ocean?
>A beginning of a good story

Why are niggers buried 12 feet deep?

>Deep down they're good people.

How do you call a nigger in KFC?
>Nohow, they come alone

What do you have with a nigger buried up to his neck in cement?

>not enough cement.

>how many feminists are needed to change a light bulb?
none. feminists can't change anything

What do you get from stabbing a baby 16 times?
A boner and 16 places to put it.

How can you titfuck a 10 year old?
Break her shoulders.

Whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew?
The boy scout comes back from camp.

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>>573328846
-1/10, here use this

Why are women sent to space?
>lighter than a dishwasher

What do you call a nigger priest?

>nigger

>You can take a nigger out of a bush, but you can't take the bush out of a nigger

>>573326342
Hey don't joke about the Holocaust. My grandfather died at Auschwitz.


He got drunk and fell off a guard tower.

A rabbi and a priest are walking around. They see a little boy.

The priest: 'let's fuck him'
The rabbi: 'out of what?'

>>573331885
Why would it not make sense? She is turning nine tomorrow, oh nein you won't. It is a play on words that adds a little to the joke.

How do you get ahead in life?
>look to the person next to you. Decapitate them.
>decide that 1 head isn't enough.
>buy a chainsaw.
>live life in prison
>go by the nickname "Sleepy Hollow"
>but that's only because you've been raped in your ass in your sleep so much that your ass has gone hollow.

>knock knock
who's there ?
>it's the police m'am you son has been kill he was an alchool

>>573332332
Holy shit

>>573330067
Your moma so fat that when i put her weight in c+ it caused a stack overflow

>>573332403
Hey don't die about drinking.
My holocaust got towered and joked of a grandfather.

> Man goes to a doctor and says his 12 year old daughter needs birth control
> Doctor asks "Your daughter is sexually active?"
> Man answers "No. The bitch just lays there and cries."

>>573332483
Oh actually ye, it does make sebse
sorry anon, I'm slow today

What's the difference between a nigger and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you jump on trampoline.

>>573332636
Yours is so fat she gets the group discount at the movies
And also need a map to find her own asshole

How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
>take your foot off his head

How do you keep a nigger from eating?
>hide his EBT card under his work boots.

How do you keep niggers out of your backyard?
>hang in in the front yard

How do you get a nigger out of a bathtub?
>turn on the water and throw in a bar of soap.

>>573328931
Kek

>>573332774
It's aight, I'm surprised you didn't come back with a douchy answer. Maybe everyone on /b/ is not an asshole. Thank you.

Ask random unsuspecting girl "hey, you know how I know we are gonna have sex later?" Girl: "uhhh how.." You: "because im stronger than you"

What do you call a redneck that talks about niggers 24/7?
> a nigger lover

Moral of the story, go kill yourself.

How do you circumsize a redneck?
>punch his sister in the jaw

Take this scenario.
A group of astronauts go to space. They constantly have their masks on and they don't know how they look.
they never met eachother before the space mission
John is a mechanic
Melissa is a cook
Alfred is an astronomer
Tyrone is a nigger

if you cant take the heat get out of the oven

What's 15 inches long and makes women cry?
>a stillbirth

Why do black people commit so many crimes?
Because their lack of social identity, pressure from an increasingly racially motivated media, and poverty on a mass scale contribute to an unsafe environment for social development which results in a high crime rate!

Hohoho a real knee slapper!

(I'm high as fuck please forgive me)

What do call a girl with no arms or legs?

Easy.

>>573332463
I keks

A hiker sees a little boy crying. He goes up to him and asks him what's wrong.
- My dad got mad and shot my mommy and then himself and now they won't wake up!!
- Boy, today really isn't your fucking day kid, says the hiker as he unzips his pants

>>573332986
Well I am an asshole, but I don't have mental issues like most of /b/
I just didn't realise the joke would work as in: "Oh nein, you won't." The coma confused me. Oh if people could just admit their mistakes, where would we be as a race now....

>What's the difference between bread and a nigger?
>a nigger doesn't crumble when you cut it

What's red, moist and has 7 small dents in it?
>Snow Whites cherry

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>>573332986
what happened to b ?

What did the soda can say to the soda bottle?
>you're a nigger. jajaja

What do you call monkeys that jump around on flat platforms, spewing shit into a metal stick through their mouths?
>rappers and hip-hoppers

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>>573332332
What do you call a black astrophysicist from Georgia?

>a nigger.

>>573331170
Oh nein you didn't

>>573326342
You know what's the best part about raping deaf-mute women?
Breaking their fingers afterwards so they can't tell

>>573332228
goddamnit i fucking love this joke Im using it:D

uhm...

ahhhh......

fuck i cant think of anything

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>>573332648
Sorry ma'am, your son was killed by
>an alcohol

What's the plural form of Ebola?
>West Africa

>>573334119
Wow.

What's the difference between a baby and a rock?

You can't fuck a rock.

jew, black man & mex walk into an irish bar and order drinks. the bartender turns around and says what the fuck are you doing in here get the fuck out

Difference between santa and a jew?
>santa goes DOWN the chimney

>>573333872
>>573333872
nothing, really
we've always been cunts to other cunts. That's because when someone's a cunt in real life, but is also bigger than you, you shut the fuck up. Whereas on /b/, you can go all out and tell the cunt exactly how big of a cunt he is. He gets mad, but can't do anything to you.
/b/ is what the world would be if there wasn't violence.
occasionally, when someone's not being a cunt, you don't have to be a cunt to him. If you are, then you're a cunt, and he has the upper hand to explain why you're a cunt.
George Bernard Shaw said one of the most correct thing I have ever heard and experienced and it goes: "One's intellect is best shown in a way he or she argues." Not everyone on /b/ is an absolute imbecile. Some are, or were, but throughout years of being here you get a little spark of retaliation against idiocracy in your head. /b/ prepares you for future arguments, lets you have that upper hand against cunts.

>Hey babe I wanba tittyfuck you
>How are you gonna make that feel good for me?
>Right before I cum I'm gonna stop punching you in the face

>>573326680
Fucking Virgin neckbeard cunt. They don't get a period when pregnant. Fuck cunthat, you shoulda been shot on a rock

Why does a nigger on a bkie make you nervous?
>could be your bike

>>573335330
You fucking nigger-cunt loving faggot that's how niggers check for pregnancies cos they can't buy clearblue with ECBs

>>573334934

british person are you done? then plz leave pip. feel free to kil self too.

>>573335535
What's the number combination for lotto next week?

>>573335496
Hahaha my nigga

Why do all rapists carry duct tape? Because it turns 'nonono' into 'mmm mmm mmm'

>>573335792
976 fuck me right in the dog

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>>573334934
I've been posting on 4chan for about 5 or 6 years now- which may not be a lot to most, maybe its more than others- but I appreciate it when people can actually cut all the bullshit and talk about random shit. It's especially relaxing when it's in a thread like this, not one just dedicated to feels or whatever. This is my freshman year in college and a group of about 8 people and I were talking about religion and the universe and each of our beliefs and ethics from 2am to 5:30am and it was incredibly calming and great to have another conversation like that. I haven't had one of those in a while because it was the type of conversation that you and your best friend would have maybe once every three months. I'd never had one with that many people but I liked it.
even though I didn't contribute shit to this topic, thanks for making my day a little better just by me seeing this. I still believe in /b/ too:) it's always been my favorite.

>knock knock
>who's there?
>interrupting cow
>interrupt-
>>MOOOOOOOOOOO

>>573335939
>>573335939
ok thanks. I just needed to know what numbers not to circle cause you completely missed the guess where I'm from
Nuw go be smart somewhere else

>>573326680
try, how do know if a girl is pregnant with a nigglet?
put a banana in her snatch and if it comes out half eaten, you know she is

>>573333625
Kek

>>573329985
a newfag walk into 4chan
> thats the joke
> too bad it just makes me cringe

>>573336237
The only reason why I believe in /b/ is that here, we don't take the media seriously. Everyone is bitching about these gore videos and we just laugh at them. Ya knuw why? Worse atrocities hapoen on daily basis, we just dont get to see them. Tens of thousands of people die on daily basis because of hunger or thirst and people go batshit moral crazy about shoveldog. Fuck the dog, poor shovel. Being politically incorrect is the worse thing you can do in today's world, that's why you have /b/. Say what you want here, man, some will bash you, some will agree with you.
I've had conversations about everyhing and nothing with irl buddies, but we're all from the same country, we just have this one point of view. When you come here, you get to hear other points of view too, from different continents, some even sound like from different planets.
Here, whatever you say, doesnt matter tomorrow. It's like being on a drug. It only matters while you're under the influence, later on, who cares?

>how many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
>two, they just beat the fuck out of the room for being black

What is 12inches long, stiff and makes a woman scream?

cot death
.
What do you call an african american going down a waterslide?

sewage
.
What does a nigger woman use as a vibrator?

A forty filled with blowflies

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>>573332774
You're slow every day.
Me too.
That's why we're on /b/.

>Why don't niggresses wear panties to picnics?
>To keep flies away from the KFC.

>>573326342
What's better than a dead baby in a garbage bin?
A dead baby in three garbage bins.

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Ayyy