ITT: most socially incorrect jokes you know. I'll start:
How do you pick up a chick in Auschwitz?
>with a vacuum cleaner
How many niggers do you need to tar a roof ?
>Dpends on how thin you slice them
So I was railing this broad the other day doggy style. I spread her ass cheeks and tried to rub her asshole with my thumb when she turned her head and said, "That's mighty presumptuous of you."So I said, "Presumptuous? That's a mighty big word for a 12 year old."
You fucked that one up,
Whats the difference between Batman and a Nigger?
>Batman can go a night without Robin
3 niggers walk into a bar with a rabbi, a priest and a nigger and racist racist bla bla faggot joke for newfags lol racist lol
Why the fuck would a pregnant woman use tampons anon
>T.he Fappe.n.n.in.g F.u.l.l C.o.lle.ction
xurl;es/fappenning (use . instead of ; )
What do you get from stabbing a baby 16 times?
A boner and 16 places to put it.
How can you titfuck a 10 year old?
Break her shoulders.
Whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew?
The boy scout comes back from camp.
How do you get ahead in life?
>look to the person next to you. Decapitate them.
>decide that 1 head isn't enough.
>buy a chainsaw.
>live life in prison
>go by the nickname "Sleepy Hollow"
>but that's only because you've been raped in your ass in your sleep so much that your ass has gone hollow.
How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
>take your foot off his head
How do you keep a nigger from eating?
>hide his EBT card under his work boots.
How do you keep niggers out of your backyard?
>hang in in the front yard
How do you get a nigger out of a bathtub?
>turn on the water and throw in a bar of soap.
Take this scenario.
A group of astronauts go to space. They constantly have their masks on and they don't know how they look.
they never met eachother before the space mission
John is a mechanic
Melissa is a cook
Alfred is an astronomer
Tyrone is a nigger
Why do black people commit so many crimes?
Because their lack of social identity, pressure from an increasingly racially motivated media, and poverty on a mass scale contribute to an unsafe environment for social development which results in a high crime rate!
Hohoho a real knee slapper!
(I'm high as fuck please forgive me)
A hiker sees a little boy crying. He goes up to him and asks him what's wrong.
- My dad got mad and shot my mommy and then himself and now they won't wake up!!
- Boy, today really isn't your fucking day kid, says the hiker as he unzips his pants
Well I am an asshole, but I don't have mental issues like most of /b/
I just didn't realise the joke would work as in: "Oh nein, you won't." The coma confused me. Oh if people could just admit their mistakes, where would we be as a race now....
>What's the difference between bread and a nigger?
>a nigger doesn't crumble when you cut it
What do you call a black astrophysicist from Georgia?
Sorry ma'am, your son was killed by
we've always been cunts to other cunts. That's because when someone's a cunt in real life, but is also bigger than you, you shut the fuck up. Whereas on /b/, you can go all out and tell the cunt exactly how big of a cunt he is. He gets mad, but can't do anything to you.
/b/ is what the world would be if there wasn't violence.
occasionally, when someone's not being a cunt, you don't have to be a cunt to him. If you are, then you're a cunt, and he has the upper hand to explain why you're a cunt.
George Bernard Shaw said one of the most correct thing I have ever heard and experienced and it goes: "One's intellect is best shown in a way he or she argues." Not everyone on /b/ is an absolute imbecile. Some are, or were, but throughout years of being here you get a little spark of retaliation against idiocracy in your head. /b/ prepares you for future arguments, lets you have that upper hand against cunts.
>Hey babe I wanba tittyfuck you
>How are you gonna make that feel good for me?
>Right before I cum I'm gonna stop punching you in the face
I've been posting on 4chan for about 5 or 6 years now- which may not be a lot to most, maybe its more than others- but I appreciate it when people can actually cut all the bullshit and talk about random shit. It's especially relaxing when it's in a thread like this, not one just dedicated to feels or whatever. This is my freshman year in college and a group of about 8 people and I were talking about religion and the universe and each of our beliefs and ethics from 2am to 5:30am and it was incredibly calming and great to have another conversation like that. I haven't had one of those in a while because it was the type of conversation that you and your best friend would have maybe once every three months. I'd never had one with that many people but I liked it.
even though I didn't contribute shit to this topic, thanks for making my day a little better just by me seeing this. I still believe in /b/ too:) it's always been my favorite.
The only reason why I believe in /b/ is that here, we don't take the media seriously. Everyone is bitching about these gore videos and we just laugh at them. Ya knuw why? Worse atrocities hapoen on daily basis, we just dont get to see them. Tens of thousands of people die on daily basis because of hunger or thirst and people go batshit moral crazy about shoveldog. Fuck the dog, poor shovel. Being politically incorrect is the worse thing you can do in today's world, that's why you have /b/. Say what you want here, man, some will bash you, some will agree with you.
I've had conversations about everyhing and nothing with irl buddies, but we're all from the same country, we just have this one point of view. When you come here, you get to hear other points of view too, from different continents, some even sound like from different planets.
Here, whatever you say, doesnt matter tomorrow. It's like being on a drug. It only matters while you're under the influence, later on, who cares?
>how many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
>two, they just beat the fuck out of the room for being black
What is 12inches long, stiff and makes a woman scream?
What do you call an african american going down a waterslide?
What does a nigger woman use as a vibrator?
A forty filled with blowflies
You're slow every day.
That's why we're on /b/.
>Why don't niggresses wear panties to picnics?
>To keep flies away from the KFC.