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ITT: The worst thing you've ever done.
I convinced a girl that she was raped so she would be in such a vulnerable state that she would date me.
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I tipped over a glass of chocolate milk.

>On purpose
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What the fuck? How? How does that even work?
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I felt up my cousin a few times, that was pretty low of me.
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Got so stoned I stole 1 Yu-Gi-Oh pack of cards to resell to nerd friends 1 can of axe and a box of berry pop-tarts.
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Got drugged and/or was blackout drunk and had unprotected sex with two random dudes while some chick filmed it. I was on a Study Abroad and on a break with my boyfriend. Don't know if that's rape but I called it rape so my boyfriend wouldn't break up with me. Had to get HIV tested even though it was in Ireland and like .3% of the population is HIV positive, which is made up of homosexual men and africans.

Still don't know if it was rape but it haunts me and I've gone to therapy for it.
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Caused my best friend to kill herself because I didn't love her only to realize I loved her immediately after she killed herself.
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>>572923463
it wasn't rape.
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>>572923463
You are a terrible person.
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>>572923728
If she got drugged, it was.
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>>572923820
Or blackout drunk
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>>572923463
It was rape and it wasn't your fault.
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>>572922943
>>572922943
If you meant me, then here goes
>be me
>16
>at party
>the hosts parents arent there so some people stay behind and sleep over
>qt3.14 I was completely in love with takes the hosts older sister's room (host's older sister was away at college)
>see her in room
>see her asleep the morning after
>open condom i had been holding onto for no real reason
>leave it in next to her in bed
>pull the sheets off her
>she's wearing a skirt
>lift it
>slip her panties off
>leave the room
>come back in when i hear her crying
from there it was all simple emotional manipulation, which was kind of a pass-time of mine before that anyway. We're engaged now.
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>>572922739
I regret nothing.

I only regret not doing things.

>checkus matus
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>>572923463
>I'm a whore, but I regretted that threesome and cried rape about it
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tried to get my kid sister to give me head
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>>572923951
Getting blackout drunk would be her choice, and what she did while drunk would be her responsibility.

Not so if she was drugged.
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fraud, not sorry though
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>>572924126
Just said worst thing you've ever done, not thing you regret the most. If anyone here feels regret they are in the wrong place.
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>>572923463
I literally wish you had gotten raped and killed just for the way you treated that situation
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>>572924090
>We're engaged now.
Jesus christ, OP was in for the long con.
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>>572924308
At one point she actually said it may have been the best thing to ever happen to her because it led her to me. We're getting married in teh spring and after all these years i feel bad about it but show me a relationship that isnt built on an infinite number of small lies, instead of one big one like mine. Have never lied to her about anything else.
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i took a bunch of coworkers on a work related trip and one died because i lied about what we were actually gonna do.
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>>572924289
Someone is possibly drugged and raped and that is your reaction? You should go kill yourself fucker
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>>572924090
>we're engaged now
long term investment, nice OP
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>>572924265
Story one this one? And how?
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>>572923728
True. It is impossible to rape a woman according to the famed hacker/nigger 4chan, and even if you did, she deserved it.
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>>572924661
I think he means the part about her telling her boyfriends so he wouldn't break up with her
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>>572924661
there are a lot of people that should die, if you really need that much time to decide whether or not you were raped then you weren't raped, she's probably just doing gymnastics with here mind to tell herself she didn't do anything wrong
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>>572925000
nice trips. also that nigger 4chan didn't even hack the iphones he just took credit. I heard it was really anonymoose.

And she could have been asking for it. You don't know. She might have even drugged herself by choice and forgot all about it. Weird shit like that happens in foreign countries. plus not one, but two dudes?
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>Be me 17
>At party with kids from another school
>Kid hides 12 pack in bed asks me not to tell anybody, let me have one
>Stole it as I was leaving
>I'm a piece of shit
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>>572925228
also how she told her boyfriend
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>>572924849
dont wana be too specific but credit card, wasnt a huge amount , probs wouldnt do again
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>>572922739
I fucked my best friends girlfriend with another friend of mine because she was a slut and wanted both our dicks
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>>572923463
>>572923820

The issue is that I didn't even drink that much that night which leads me to believe that I was drugged, but I remember bits and pieces of what happened so I don't know if that would mean that I wasn't?

Let me give backstory:

>Out in smoking area
>Meet some chick who thinks I'm cool because I'm not from Ireland.
>She asks to buy me a drink.
>She bought me a beer that I didn't drink much of because I hate heineken, so she bought me a jager bomb and I drank that.
>I vaguely remember her asking me if I wanted to go back to her place.
>Don't remember how I got there.
>Don't remember how guys got there since she was alone at the bar.
>Don't remember undressing.
>Do remember her coming in with a camera after I started having sex with one guy.
>Do remember other guy coming into the room and oddly I remember him wearing a red shirt.
>Remember being passed between the two of them while girl filmed.
>Remember pissing myself
>Don't remember anything after, woke up naked in bed with her and didn't know where I was or where any of my clothes were.

She was in her 30's and lived in a two-story, one family home that was filled with old furniture and old things so I assume it belonged to her parents? Room that I found all of my stuff in had a bed with linens but the rest of the room was filled with random shit.

Never been drugged, never known anyone who's been drugged, so I don't really know. At first I told my roommate that it was a threesome but then when I told her the whole story and how guilty and bad I felt about it she seemed to think that it would be considered a rape, considering all of the weirdness about it.

I don't know. Think what you want, I don't really give a fuck. My boyfriend has cheated on me multiple times and we love each other enough to have gotten past everything that's happened. We're coming up on four years and have a strong relationship, I think we'll get married when we're done with school. It doesn't really matter.
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>>572925557
you get the front, back or mouth anon?
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>>572924559

How did this lead to the relationship though; did you use you to seek comfort and feel safe after the convinced raping.

Need more details on this.
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>>572925557
Did you tell him she's a skeez? Cuz if not, that's fucked.
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in highschool, i tricked this mildly autistic kid into touching my dick

then i called him a fag

back then, diagnosis for this kinda shit (autism) wasn't as wide spread, so yeah we had the retard class and the short bus and all, but he wasn't in it; we just thought of him as kinda 'slow' but not really handicapped or anything
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>>572925537
At least the fucking dollar amount. What did you spend it on?
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>>572922739
I found a dead pigeon and shoved it in a frequently used vending machine when I was in middle school
>bury it in mud.
>Some kid bought water
>complained that he couldn't get his water >shoved his hand inside
>discovered mud
>called over school yard supervisor
>what's wrong kid?
>water won't come out and there's mud
>huh, that's odd
>both keep digging
>both touch pigeon
>whats this.jpeg
>pull out pigeon
>kid cries, supervisor screams
>I kek away as everyone around goes wtf

Pic related, it's the type of vending machine
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>>572923463
>unprotected sex with two random dudes
that's pretty gay dude
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fap to cp I guess
I don't think it's all that bad tho
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>>572925937
>inb4 mickey ds and he doesnt wanna elaborate because he was gay about it
better be cool shit
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>>572924645
Green text pls
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>>572926060
Femanon, I think.
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>>572925707
Alright. You were probably drugged and raped then. Was she at least kind enough to give you a copy of the video, or put it online for us?

Pro tip for next time: don't ever drink something you didn't open yourself, especially in foreign countries.
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>>572925707
At what point did you consent?
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>>572925937
3000 but split with other party involved, i spent on a holiday in spain
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>>572924645
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>>572926640
take my advice stay away from lv 426
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>>572926091
Meh. At least you didn't actually harm children. Good enough for me.
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>>572923463
you're just a slut trying to make a situation not as bad as it seems.
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>>572926567
not bad. Think you could have gotten more? Was the target elderly? Was the other party a friend? The mystery is killing me.
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>>572925760
>be me
>again
>walk into the room that morning and ask why she is crying and she shows me the condoms and her panties
>says she thinks she was assaulted
>I asked if she did while drunk and just didnt remember
>she says maybe
>I say that we cant be sure what really happened but we should go to the police anyway
>she does so
>take her to the police station
>not even a 15 minute walk
>she files a report
>I walk her home
>dont live to far from her
>she visits to tell me how she is
>cops look into it but cant find anything definite
>they look into her ex who was a real piece of shit anyway
>he beat the shit out of me a few times
>didnt plan this but notbad.jpg
>she starts to confide in me
>become good friends
>turns out we have a lot in common
>probably didnt need to do all this
>probably just needed to talk to her
>she spends a few months learning to be ok
>she's so strong
>it amazes me
>I fall in love with her for real
>not in that fake 'got a boner for her' way
>I want to spend my life with this girl
>1 year later, almost to the day since i faked the rape
>she tells me that I have been the best thing to ever happen to her
>she asks if I want to be more than just friends
>I say yes
>stay together through college
>different schools
>meet halfway a lot
>be 1 year ago
>propose
>she says yes
>getting married in the spring
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Had "sex" with 8 different girls my age (9-14) from my girlscout troop and 2 of my younger female cousins over nearly five years. Mostly naked grinding, oral, and fingering. Never got caught.
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>>572926397

Someone went through my bag (I found my passport on the floor and my debit card, drivers license, and cell phone all on a nearby vanity) that I had with me so they could possibly know my name and all of my information, which is fucked up and scary. Can't help but think at some point in the future I'll get blackmailed with it or something or find it on facebook.
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>>572926808
Lol I don't have the balls to do that
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>>572925707
of course it doesnt matter. you're a slut. that's probably your yearbook quote.

"it doesnt matter"
-Slutty Mcwhoreington

now hush, we're telling stories here.

> I verbally and emotionally abuse my wife to the point that I have her under my complete control, and giving her the silent treatement for more than 30 minutes results in her crying and begging for forgiveness.
> to make matters worse (for her) I slowly drove a wedge between her and her family, so I'm all she has.
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>>572922739
killed someone

in self defence but still man, i see their face every night. watching the life leave someones eyes is fucked up mang.
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>>572927212
Pfft. If they're dumb enough to go after you, years after it actually happened, it'd be a pretty easy case for you to just got to an Irish embassy here and see what they can do for you.
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>>572927434
no it isnt ive seen plenty of gifs
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>>572927212
Nigga, just have them nullified.
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>>572927623
SICK OF YOUR SHIT HEAVEN.
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>>572927434
Story on this? Did they break in? Mutual combat? Getting mugged?
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>>572927168
If only I had balls like you.
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>>572927434
story pls anon
be Ernest Hemingway for a minute
Let us feel your pain bro
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So I was sitting in the passenger seat, next to my best friend in the world and we were both high as fuck.

The road we were driving along was kind of rocky and not well kept, kinda dangerous.

She takes a turn a little hard while driving a little too fast, loses but regains control of the car.

She knows I'm not happy but I wont let her talk to me about it and now all I can think of is dying in this car.

I imagine she takes the next corner too hard again, the car will skid off the road and we will roll and roll.

It was all I wanted in that moment so I could die with one of the only people that I know, loves me.

While I can feel all the sadness building inside me, she turns and smiles at me. It is such a warm and loving acknowledgement but no words...

She has such a strong will to live... her smiles give me strength. I don't want to live in a world without her or for her to have to deal with the loss of me, I wish she would do this with me, together.

I'm sorry. I want you to live. Maybe you'll just have to do it without me.
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>>572927623
gifs dont capture it as well.

It's not like anything i've ever seen.

do get urges to kill somone else from time to time just to get that feeling back.
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>>572922739
broken hearts, became bitter, and let my hear become broken.
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>>572927186
We require greentexts of these stories, the cousins in particular.
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>>572927932
That was literally the only time I ever took initiative in my whole life. It only takes on moment, anon.
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>>572927730
>SICK OF YOUR SHIT HEAVEN.
>HEAVEN
>being this new
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>>572924661
Wait Heaven defended me? Thanks bro. You might hate me now for mentioning it but I respect you more for this.
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>>572927735

mugged

was walking home from the bar, dude came out of nowhere and tackled me
I pulled out knife and stabbed him once in the throat

watched him die as i waited for police.

turns out he had a gun and had mugged 3 people earlier that night, one of them he assaulted badly enough to put them in the hospital
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>>572927168
If only she knew the truth. Wouldn't that be just wonderful?
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>>572928014
do it you wont.
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>>572927145
not sure who the target was to be honest i just made withdrawals, other party wasnt a friend but a friend introduced my too him, coulda got more i suppose but more you take the more attention you get. having said that it was years ago so security might not have been so tight
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>>572928218
>>572928218
>Calling me new
>Not understanding a joke
>Thinking anyone ever is too new to know what sage is
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>>572922739
tried to rape my welsh corgi bitch in the ass using head and shoulders for lube. smacked her in the head when she yelped. it wouldnt fit so i jerked off on her then we took a shower. high on pot

i dont think i've told anyone
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>>572928289
alright, I lol'd. you may be a faggot and a manipulator, but you're pretty cool.
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>>572928409
At this point I'd be confident enough to tell her the truth if there was ever a moment that I felt was right. What girl wouldn't be glad to hear that she WASN'T raped at age 16?
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>>572924090
>We're engaged now.
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>>572928329
Nah man. He was just pretending. Plus after all that, someone had to throw away the trash, you know? Think; if you didn't kill him, he might have killed someone else, and wouldn't have even felt as bad about it as you do.

Were there charges? And trial? What kind of knife?
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>>572928289
so, how about you show those tits as a thank you?
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>>572922739
Saved for future laughs.
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>>572928705
I think he meant that you're the reason she became all traumatized and all that annoying shit
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>>572928329
it didn't bother me for the longest time. kinda seemed like it never happened and that it was just a thing that some people go through whatever.

was offered therapy, didn't take it because i felt confident

Now, about a year later i've started getting really weird dreams. like i'll re dream the entire event happening, right before the moment of impact i wake up.

i didn't have time to even think about doing it, i just did it.

Just the gurgling sounds that i hear every night

and the horror of knowing that death is coming for you and quickly in his eyes, jesus christ.
I don't know what he saw before he finally kicked the bucket, but i can tell you it wasn't good.

maybe he thought there was a god, and everything ended black, maybe he didn't believe in anything and all he could see was the gates of "hell"

All i know is that death isn't comforting. theres no "release" all it looks like is pain and suffering.
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>>572922739
>I beat a baby bird to death with a log because its legs were broken.
>I stole my dogs painkillers, resulting in it getting worse and getting put down.
>Stole my dads valium
>Stole my grandmothers painkillers
>Intentionally gave herpes to a chick i didn't like.
There is probably a lot more shit than that, people think im a nice dude but i am a shit tier human being.
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>>572922739
I tried dipping a chili cheese burrito in spinach dip earlier, and it was fucking terrible. I don't think I'll ever forgive myself.

>mfw this is what its like when worlds collide
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>>572928289
>Wait Heaven defended me?
>Heaven
>being this new
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>>572928705
You're never going to think any moment is the right moment because there is no "right moment. " You just don't want her to know what a fucker you really are.

Hey, that's alright, man. None of us can tell her.
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I used to fuck some of my guy friends. They would always get feelings for me, then I'd tell them to fuck off .
I was very unhappy with life and didnt want anything more than a random fuck.
They knew that and still got butthurt.

Think back and feel bad for hurting anyone because I was bored and unhappy with life.


Run into them from time to time in public and walk the other way. . . Its been a few years, but I cant face the shitty person I used to be.
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>>572929057
kek
>what is it really thats going on in this thread
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I stalked some girl in 7th grade and cut myself, put it on the note, and then gave it to her which confessed my undying love for her, which I feel was uncalled for and I should apologize, I'm 22 now. Sorry kyrstyn
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>>572929087
I sincerely hope it was just satire.
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>>572928705
If you do, she will break up with you no matter how much she loves you
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>>572928634
>high on pot.
I've been so stoned that I binged and slept for 2 days straight. Never have I ever thought "You know.. I should fuck my dog."

You a fucking furry?
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>>572922739
Convinced a woman to get an abortion even though she didn't want to. Made up some phoney genetic illness (this was in the pre-internet days so she had no way of checking) that I told her had a 100% chance of making any offspring I had disabled, retarded and terminally ill.
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>>572929057
ARE YOU READY TO GO
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>>572929004
thats because you stabbed him in the throat
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worked at a call center

>fucking hated the job
>some black bitch called me
>she's wanting to know why her states taxes went up
>try to convince her it's not the phone companies fault
>she's belligerent and ignorant as many redguards from california and abroad are
>she's about to chimp out but not cussing so i can't just hang up on her
>"ok, ma'am. let me adjust the full amount of your taxes so I can get you back to your day. my supervisor will be calling you to settle this in a few days so this won't happen again."
>she got quiet and then said, "well thank you very much" in a bitchy tone
>got on amazon
>got a big white dildo in the shopping cart
>"ok, miss. I've adjusted that amount for you. would you like me to help you with paying your past due portion of the payment. only $XXX amount will be paid, not the full amount."
>her: "yes I would!"
>gives me the CC info
>put it into the billpay screen
>put it into the amazon screen
>confirm them both
>"ok, ma'am. you're accounts past due is now paid for and all you owe is the current of such and such dollars."
>she's all thankful and hangs up amicably
>i actually put in the whole amount of the bill instead of the past due
>bitch's bank account mustve gotten reamed lol

MFW the bitch was in for a real surprise a week later when she got the giant whitey dildo inna mail

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>>572928740
That might be true but I mean... it's just.. a weird feeling to know you've killed someone.

my family doesn't look at me the same anymore.

Charge was manslaughter, dropped after witness clarified that it was a mugging.
no trial.

Knife was a little necklace self defense knife
I go to bars a lot, figured if i ever needed something it would be nice if i could just reach under my shirt and grab it
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>>572928218
>calling someone new for making a joke
>not getting the joke
Hurr durr am I oldfag yet
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>>572929372
I hope so too.
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>>572929087
Fucking newfag. Lurk moar
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>>572922739
>be 15
>get jumped by 4 kids older than me
>stab 2
no regrets
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>>572929004
http://youtu.be/NZf1tikMB7c?t=2m13s
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>>572929883
They die?
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>>572929004
>All i know is that death isn't comforting. theres no "release" all it looks like is pain and suffering.
Just don't get stabbed in the neck. There are lots of ways to die that aren't painful.
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>>572929485
topkek.

no man.... like... the last moment before he died, that last millisecond.

was just shear panic and horror.

It's enough to keep me up at night
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>>572929663
>nobody is ever new
>You got me, so I'm gonna imply you're a newfag
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>>572929635
What state? In my state you have to feel your life is in danger. A mugging wouldn't have been justified here in Iowa.
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>>572924559

Does she know?
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>Be 12
>Little girl cousin is 8
>She was tomboyish back then
>Liked to wrestle
>My little brother was busy playing PS2
>Ask her if she wants to wrestle
>Says yes
>Starts "wrestling"
>Feels her nipples
>Twists them
>She says that feels good anon
>I say I don't know what she's talking about
>Get her in a position where I'm dry humping her
>She doesn't notice
>Keep feeling her nipples
>Eventually put hand up shirt
>Happened every time she spent the night.
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>>572924090
>We're engaged now

fucking lost

best YLYL ever
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>>572929791
well shit, now that you're being all cool and easy to talk to, how are things, Heaven? did you ban any newfags recently?
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>>572930039
1-Meditate
2-Replay the scene one your mind
3-Replay again, now from the guy who you stabbed perspective
4-Instant healing
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>>572930058
colorado.

luckily in my case he had a gun on him, and since his other crimes that night they had no doubt he would have injured me.


never even had to go to court
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>>572925943
well done anon
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>>572928120
>Be me, around 9 maybe younger
>new cousin, uncle just married
>spends the night
>summer, only tshirts
>cousin whispers to me
>"anon... want to try sexing?"
>"wat is sexing?"
>letmeshowyou.jpg
>she reaches down to my pussy
>starts rubbing
>feels great
>she takes my hand
>puts on her pussy
>I rub in the same way she is
>she slips a finger in
>ohgod.zip
>fingering each other for what felt like an hour
>light turns on
>ohshit
>feel her pussy tightening around my fingers as parents check on us
>slip fingers out and agree not to continue until the next night.

We had all kinds of games. My favorite was Massage Parlor. We would take turns one on top of the other ass to pussy. Bottom would tease top's clit until they begged for mercy and then trade positions.
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>>572930235
>being THIS new
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>>572929635
>my family doesn't look at me the same anymore.
They don't look at you the same anymore because you're behaving like an edgy faggot.
You did what humans have been doing for our entire existence, get the fuck over it.
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Fucked my brothers fiance. Was living with them after I lost my job. total dickhead thing to do
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>>572930469
MOAR
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>>572929538
kek'd so hard
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>>572922886
Hahahahahaha this fucker with the filename
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>>572930596
you just dont understand man.
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>>572930596
ha
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>>572930039
Death isn't kind man. Doesn't matter what your religious perspective is. Think of all the adrenaline he had while mugging you. You stabbed him in the neck with a knife. I've broken bones, and it took a few seconds to register that I was about to get fucked. That's probably what it was for him, as he was trying to breath except there was a fucking knife in his fucking neck.

either way you look at it, it fucking deserved it. Plus. We all die someday.
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>>572930569
> being this jelly of mine and Heaven's bro-tier relationship
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>>572930039
>no man.... like... the last moment before he died, that last millisecond.
Yes, because he fucking got stabbed in the motherfucking throat.
How are you this stupid?
You kill one person and you're suddenly an expert on how everyone dies? Here's a tip: I've seen lots of people die and most of the time they just fucking go into shock and pass out babbling about stupid shit.
He was probably hopped up on some shit or a ton of adrenaline and it kept him conscious for the end bit, or maybe it just took him that long to realize he was killed by a moron.
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Talked a girl into giving me her pics while I was in a couple. I used the fact that she was raped when she about 8 by her uncle. Didn't give a fuck, she's a total whore and her face is ugly as f

-Pic related
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>>572930209

Hahahah I remember that thread
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>>572930929
Blow me you faggot
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Used to lure girls into falling in love with my without ever meeting me in person, then tormenting them and ditching them without ever saying a word only to have them come back to me
>inb4 dennis system
>make POF account
>talk to anyone moderately attractive to get pics
>don't want to meet any of them because I don't trust the internet
>try to gain their interest
>call, text all the time, am always very loving and endearing
>always make excuses that I can't hang out
>work/school/family illness or something
>some eventually leave
>quite a few stay
>get pics from them, get them to tell me they love me
>ihavethepower.webm
>once I have what I want just ignore their calls/texts
>some give up, some keep calling/texting wondering why I'd do this when they felt so strongly about someone they'd never met
>lol'd.jpg
>they all eventually stop contact
>would drunkenly text them about how fucked up I was and how I was just anxious to meet them, which was kinda true
>would always say something better than normal if I was drunk enough
>some don't respond or tell me to fuck off but others tell me they still love me
>keep getting pics, phone sex etc.
>ignore them again for the lols

At first it was just to get pics and maybe actually date some of these women, but I guess I started to end up liking how attached they were to me. One girl got pregnant because she fucked her friend because she felt like she would be alone for the rest of her life because of me (she was retarded and took antiobiotics not knowing that they negate birth control). That, and hearing about another one trying to kill herself made me think doing this might not be such a good thing.
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>>572925779
I had my other friend tell her it was only
The other guy. He stayed with her even though he knew she was cheating. He deserved it.
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>>572922739
Damn son wish I could be as good as you with words, I usually have to rape them myself
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>>572930836
>you just dont understand man.
>Said every edgy faggot teenager ever
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>>572931073
Well, i dont watch people die every day, i've never killed somone, and mostly just stick to my monotonous 9-5 job and try not to blow my brains out daily.

so yes, this experience was shocking for me, a normal faggot who rolls his eyes at beggars and clutches his coffee and briefcase tighter when i see niggers.

you're the one being 2edgy4lyf man.
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>>572925721
Fucked her while my friend got his dick sacked finished in her mouth then let my friend finish with her
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>>572930039
I dont know /b/ro i only ever killed a racoon with a shovel (think it had rabies kept coming at me)
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>>572931228
nevermind, you're on another power trip. we'll talk again when you calm down.
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>>572931376
study great writers and you can rape them with words, Anon.
anything they cant understand is a guaranteed panty dropper.
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>>572931420
>implying he's being edgy
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>>572929004
I disagree. It was more likely that "fading out" was just surprising to him. I've had a NDE and while I can't tell you if mine is representative of all people's experiences, I can tell you that if it is death is nothing to be afraid of.

Everything started glowing. Pristine, glorious white light that should have pierced my eyes but was somehow just soft. The desire to sleep was inviting. The fear of the moment (Was attacked by bees and fell down a mountain, had a reaction and went into shock 45 minutes form a hospital) faded and was replaced with the most profound peace I've ever known.

I'm sure plenty of people come closer than I did, but I wasn't far from the end. And it was...almost religious. I can see how Buddhism could grow from an experience like this. It was almost transendental.

Don't be so sure you know what they experienced. It may have been bliss. Even if it wasn't, I can personally attest that at least sometimes dying isn't the horror show we fear it to be.
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my longtime friend and his girlfriend got drunk at my house and passed out on my couch, i fingered her butthole while he was literally right there
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>>572930780
> be literally next night
>other cousin sleeping over as well to get to know new cousin
>decide to bring her in on "sex"
>threesome with younger cousins
>youngest cousin (only a year younger than me) not too sure about this
>knows we're not supposed to but feels damn good
>we all finger each other.
>I finger younger cousin
>she fingers new cousin
>new cousin fingers me
>never got caught
>pretty sure we weren't doing it right
>new cousin tenses up
>stifles a moan
>body clenching and spasming
>mfw I thought she was in pain
>continued to fool around with new cousin for years
>younger cousin didn't want to keep doing it
> for years I waited until she fell asleep and fingered her while she slept
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>>572931562
>briefcase
Fuck! Now I know why you were mugged. Is the pic you?
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>>572931562
>you're the one being 2edgy4lyf man.
You're the one saying your family looks at you like you're some stone cold killer and how you have nightmares about the time you killed a man and hear his gurgling.

Get the fuck over it.
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>>572931890
only fingered? duuuddeee
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Put peanut butter on my asshole and dick and made my dog lick most of it off then came near her head
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>>572931815
The whole experience just makes me question death and life constantly, what if death is different for everyone else?

what if its nice and calm and peaceful for some people, and just absolute misery and suffering for others?

i dont know, eventually we're all going to die and i guess we'll find out then..
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>>572932019
He never stated they looked at him like a stone cold killer. Merely differently now.
>Autism detected.
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Back in Hight School, my friend started dating a girl I liked. She was a cutter and got beat by her dad once in a while so she had bruises. I called child protective services on her family and she had to move away to another county. I did this solely because I hated that he was happy with her.
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>>572932015
>thinking a briefcase is something only millionaires walk around with
Holy shit you need to go to sleep kid.
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>>572932019
>being effected by a traumatic situation is edgy


>being hxc and acting like it's normal is not


u wot.
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>>572931661
So many Heavens, man.
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>>572932227
>HURR DAY DON LOOK AT ME DA SAME
>Cannot into implications
>thinks he isn't the one with autism
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>>572932019
you suck
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I molested a sleeping girl.
She wasn't sleeping.
Cops were involved.
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>be me, 19
>fucking my friend, she's my cum slut now
>let's call her S
>other friend called A
>we're close, nothing sexual
>A starts fucking some Arab ISIS fag
>get pissed
>tell A I had an awful break up with S
>total bullshit
>she feels for me
>slowly begin filling her head with bad feelings towards the ISIS fucker
>they always fight, I sit back and laugh
>she's easily manipulated, can see her falling for me
>just waiting for when she gives in

Basically I lust a friend I don't even like and I'm manipulating her to like me, even though I'm with some other hoe.
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>>572932350
I think you mean affected.
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i killed mufasa
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>>572932295
Was a joke. I'm on your side, anon. To lighten the mood here's a gif of people who also had to suffer the terrible experience of killing people.
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>>572932506
OH NO! YOU SURE SHOWED ME!
You're a nigger who gets molested by his dad and fucks his dog. I hope there's a god because I'm praying to them right now that your mom gets cancer and goes through a decade of chemo only to slowly wither away and die.
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>>572932612
yolo.
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>>572931631
oh man, racoons are monsters.
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>>572924559
lol your marriage is going to be based off a lie.
lol your going to be 40 wondering why you became a bitch-slave to this woman who now hates you and unable to comprehend why you just don't leave her ass after she degraded you for the nTH time in front of what your pathetic life can call "friends".
>if she find out she will either null the marriage AFTER you have kids causing you to have to pay child support OR she'll hold it over you forever to get what she wants all the time
U DUN GOOFED
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>>572924090
I love you.
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>>572932751
My god, those poor things, look they're traumatized.
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My buddy got in a car wreck and was in critical condition. I hitched a ride with his fiance to go see him an hour away. He was so happy I came, kept telling me how much of a true friend I was.
After we left she suggested we go back to her place to smoke. I fucked her rotten. Cummed inside. This went on for weeks, us going to visit him, then fucking afterwards. She liked anal and creampies, and was a one in a million orgasmic type. She'd come so many times when we were fucking I couldn't count.

He started to get better. He was discharged from the hospital. He found out. He confronted me and I beat his ass while he was still in a back brace. I am a horrible person.
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>>572931376
nice use of words
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>>572932178
>what if it's misery and suffering for others?

Well, then at least you can take comfort in knowing it will end. Completely passing on the whole religious element of the argument, there's a point at which your brain is done in this world. Pain is fabricated in the brain. All who've lived have suffered and most of you made it through. You'll make it through death too.
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>>572927186
impressive for a 30 year old, congrats
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>>572932820
oh wow you really do suck
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>>572932923
aww, I love you too, Anon.
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>>572927969
lol so weak, drain on society.
please off yourself quickly so us normal people can brows 4chins without having to read this garbage.
> PS she is cheating on you
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>>572932961
I know. some more trauma.
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>>572931420
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>>572933158
Hahahaha holy shit, and I'm supposed to be what? Offended? Am I supposed to have somehow learned my lesson?
Go back to your assbagel hugbox reddit you chink cocked, nigger brained faggot.
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>>572933462
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>>572933453
It's not bait man, you just don't understand.
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Started hanging out with some fat Mexican dude because I had some weird obsessed fetish for having really grotesque sex with someone. We hung out a lot and when we finally did it his Dick was like 2 inches. Loved every minute of it, but it got me over the fetishism thing and I dumped him the next day. Started talking to his best friend who was legitimately cute, told him I dumped the other guy because his Dick was too small. Now I'm dating his friend.

Feel really bad, his friend even told him I said that. Dude cried and said he loved me.
I'm a bad person.

Still had fun though....
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>>572933610
kek. I see what you did there.
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>>572932995
You beat him up? Damn man that is low.
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>>572933568
Did you even read what he wrote?
>you suck
He seriously told someone on 4chan that they sucked and expected them to give a fuck. How is he not a redditfag?
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Can anyone here help me manipulate a friend into liking me? I've always wanted to see how satisfying manipulating someone feels.
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>>572929185
I had a friend do this to me and tbh, I dodged a bullet. She turned out to be an idiot that never finished college (sociology or something useless like it) and a stay at home dependant. She ended up getting married, having 2 kids and getting divorced after a couple years.
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>>572933989
Yeah, you start by mugging OP.
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>>572933834
Either way, the webm proves a point. When has telling someone to go back to reddit ever worked?
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>>572933989
You gotta have it in you, cant be taught
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>>572934147
Redditfags always tell me to go back to 4chan, and here I am. So it must work.
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>>572933989
What's the situation, Anon?
Catphca: byMoot alkalies
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>>572922739
>dating 3dpd
That is pretty fucking horrible.
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>>572933834
Did not expect anything, just made an observation. Also you clearly give a fuck with all your worked up replies. Calm down, faggot.
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>>572934385
You suck.
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I remember when I was young I went to Chuck E. Cheeses and I asked a guy in a Chuck E Cheese costume for his autograph. He seemed delighted then I ripped the autograph up right in front of him and threw it on the ground. I felt really bad about it afterwards. That guy must hate his job.
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>>572927969
tldr; no greentext, not worth
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I fuck some side bitch every other weekend, and my girlfriend (obviously) doesn't know.
I've already lost a girlfriend because of this. But that doesn't stop me.
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>>572934530
OH NO! YOU SURE SHOWED ME!
You're a nigger who gets molested by his dad and fucks his dog. I hope there's a god because I'm praying to them right now that your mom gets cancer and goes through a decade of chemo only to slowly wither away and die.
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>>572922739
laughed at a retarded kid dropping/spilling a john talbain of milk in a supermarket and then letting out a huge retard wail
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>shit in neighbors mailbox
>tried to pee in cousins butthole when i was like 5
>pissed in my dogs food dish
>licked my friends sisters dirty panties
>came on the neighbor girls tooth brush
>dumped chlorine from my pool all over neighbors garden
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>>572924090
You're literally the shuttles person in the world. I can honestly say the world would be a better place if you were dead.
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>>572934659
TH...THATS TERRIBLE.... YOURE TERRIBLE ANON
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>>572935076
I don't think he's the shuttles person at all.
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>>572934659
What an ass hat... you don't just say stuff like that anon....
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>>572922739
>ITT: The worst thing you've ever done.

Some pretty despicable shit.

- Kicked the living shit out of a kid for fairly minor provocation. Pretty sure it left him with PTSD.

- Fed sister a shake with my cum in it.

- Stalked a hot teacher with obscene phone calls, drive-bys, and even trick-or-treated her house

- Dox'd a guy and might've ruined his life after his fundie wife found out about his internet activities: he's been silent on the webz since I dox'd him.

I'm currently thinking about telling a girl how her mom had to drop out of High School for getting knocked up with her.

There is Jekyl / Hyde within us all.
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>>572935076
>>572935270
I am a loving, affectionate and save for that one instance respectful partner. One big lie and we both are happier than we probably would have been without it.
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>>572924212
Got my kid sister to give me head. Sevral times. She became really good. She called me a pedophile. I told her that was a big word for a five year old.
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>>572935076

Well I think shuttles are pretty useful and it would be a major loss to lose the man that runs them you selfish prick
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>>572928329

Have you tried reframing the event into something you're proud of?

Zim Zam was a fat beta with a dumpy-looking wife til he killed an attacker. Now he's a little cocky with a better looking girlfriend.

I don't rule out that his problems are PTSD.
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>>572935537
Read thread, ass hat.
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>>572934568

I work at Chuck E. Cheese and they specifically tell us not to sign autographs in the suit. It's your fault isn't it, you little fucker?

And we all hate our jobs. No doubt about that. If some kid did this to me though, I'd probably laugh and high five him later. It's the little fuckers that punch me and feel to see if I have a dick or tits that make me hate my job.
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>>572935062
You little shit
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>>572922739
at 18 i got a cumdumpster who was 15, was a stressful relationship

19 I was a drug addict and stole from my parents

just gets worse from there.
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>>572934364
I want to make some girls (some barely know me, others are friends or girls that are attracted to me) attached to me to the point where it fucks their brains up. Part of it is because revenge from previous girls playing me, but most of it is because I love fucking with people.
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>>572922886
You monster, if I had done such a thing I'd have killed myself right then and there on the spot. Principles and whatnot
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>>572936918
best way to do it is become their friend and learn all their feels. So when this shit comes up you can comfort them byy bullshitting that they dont understand but you do. then fucking them mercilessly in their grief.
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>>572929185
Don't feel too bad. Mentally ill edgy girls do this all the time.
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>>572927419
you are the lowest piece of scum on this earth you sociopathic piece of shit
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>>572936918
basically how I do it is befriend them, do stupid shit like truth or dare or "the question game", and just start to get more unusual, intimate, sexual...eventually it becomes normal and you can get more and more intimate to the point where they fall for you and you can take advantage of you. Keep your tracks covered, or you're fucked.
Sometimes it's really just that simple.
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I abandoned my bipolar schizophrenic dad finally after he's refused treatment for the last 10 years, thinks he's perfectly fine, the world is just fucking with him.

My last memory of him is seeing his confused face in my rear view mirror as I drove away.

It's been 2 years, I don't know if he's alive for dead. I called an old friend in that town and they said our house has been empty for over a year. Obit searches don't return anything on him, but that doesn't mean much really.

Despite leaving probably saving my life, the stockholm syndrome is still strong. There's not a day that goes by that I don't wonder where is is, or if he's alive or sitting on a traintrack somewhere waiting for a train to end him.

I just want my dad back, the one I had 12 years ago before he stopped taking his medicine and reverted into a paranoid, violent toxic presence.
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>>572937178
>>572937654
Give me a shit ton of examples guys, I understand best when I see how you do these things.
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>>572936501
yeh i know
>shit in neighbors mailbox
he was an asshole called difus on me for being home alone so much at a young age
>tried to pee in cousins butthole when i was like 5
this was her and another cousins idea saying she would pee out my pee
>pissed in my dogs food dish
this dog fucking hated me growl and try to bite me every chance it got, so of course when i had to feed it pissed in its bowl
>licked my friends sisters dirty panties
early teens took shower at friends house seen hamper and what you know his hot sisters thong. you get it
>came on the neighbor girls tooth brush
after awhile she started to hate me was jerking off in her bathroom and just got creative where to put it.
>dumped chlorine from my pool all over neighbors garden
was other neighbor was a dick to us often getting mad cause i was talking to loudly on my porch or some shit. fuck him
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>>572933749
In my defense I was drunk, and it was my birthday.
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>>572938021
if hse has problems with her parents, then wait for her to get into it with them and then say you understand because you have some of the same issues as she does. Ask her whats its like and then you expand on those ideas to make it seem like you really know what it's like. If you can bullshit well enough she'll come to you on her own and learn to trust you.
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>>572931163
Nice.
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>>572932491
You genuinely sound like a massive cunt, so much so that it's not even funny. No keks had
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>>572931279
It's not a good thing, it's the best thing you can do to them.
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I found out my uncle was cheating on my aunt so I broke into their house and searched and found his condoms, which then I put tiny pins through the middle to make holes. He had 3 kids on the way and my aunt wasn't one of the knocked up ones
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>>572938303
How can I work with school related problems, insecurities, and "love" problems?
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>>572937917
Holy fuck the feels...
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>>572932995
That's scummy
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>>572932517
>cops were involved

Hahahahaha please greentext this story
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>>572939070
He ended up getting back with her long enough to knock her up and have her leave him for yet another guy.
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>>572937917
You're dad was just an asshole. I met schizos who are nicer than people without mental illness.
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>>572938907
with school if they are bad in a subject you are good in then you can offer to help, like actually help in a way that isn't condescending. chicks dont like being talked to like they are stupid because the fact is that most of them arent but as long as she feels like youre trying to help, not make her feel stupid she'll start associating the feeling fo doing better with ebing with you.
insecurities everyone has, like if they feel bad about their body, dont say how great it is, they wont believe you anyway, just say that you have similar problems with your body image, at the very least she'll discover something the two of you share and at most she will find something about you that is physcially nice and will comment on it.
as for love problems, if she has a boyfriend, youll have to be more careful with all this since he could catch on to what you are doing since this is probably how he got with her in the first place. We can smell our own. But yeah try to get her realise how he is an asshole without even talking about him, learn their issues and talk about your "cousin" who is having that problem with her bf or whatever and say you wish you could help or that you have had problem with relationships before without ever relating it to her situation. she should learn that she could confide in you if she needed to.
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>>572939762
Definitely the most disgusting, vile cancer in this whole thread. No joke, it would be better for everyone if you were dead
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>>572939762
Seriously? That's horrible lol. Fuciing bitches are cray
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>>572940006
I deserve that, but I was different back then. Evil. Really Evil. I'm better now.
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>>572940521
Just leave faggot
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>>572938021
>sophomore year high school
>meet cute freshman at band camp
>solid 8/10 in my book, i'm into the more petite, but she had a babyface
>couldn't stop staring at her ass
>skip ahead a few weeks
>talk to her
>she says she likes me
>same.jpg
>decide not to date though
>talk, ask questions, etc etc
>we skype pretty often and get to know each other well
>we eventually start playing truth or dare on skype
>I dare her to flash me
>she actually does it
>all downhill from there
>we start doing more and more, worse and worse
>basically turns into mutual masturbation over skype
>"we should do this for real"
>lol ok
>we start hanging out after school, finding hiding spots and having intense makeout sessions
>it gets out of hand, shit escalates crazy
>get suspended for fucking her in the school bathroom
That's all anyone knows me for from my high school.
>A while later, we basically start doing it again, but on the down low and more secretly
She's obsessed with me at this point. I just believe I'm a very good manipulator. This is literally what happens with every chick.
I can explain more if you want, just ask.
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>>572932995
i honestly pray that you die a horrible, horrible death, even if this is bait. You are such a piece of shit I cant even begin to explain. Please slit your fucking wrists and do the world a favor.
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>>572939846
Fuck. I knew I was doing something wrong. I often compliment and say how great it is, not relate and other things. So relate, not cheer up. I'm gonna need a notebook for this, anon.
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>>572922739
Barebacking a hooker's not too bad, right?
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I had feelings for a jew girl in middle school. She was adorable and funny. She was my best friend at the time. I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said yes. The next day at school everyone laughed at me and i was embarassed I broke up with her and told her not to talk to me again. She then became really anti social. Eventually she became a devil workshiper and would give guys rim jobs for hard drugs.

I turned an innocent jewish girl into a fucking trainwreck because i was embarassed

the worst part is i let peer pressure get in the way of my feelings and lost my bestfriend and ruined her fucking life
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In the Army I had a friend. When drinking he would be obnoxious and get into fights. If he had been taller than 5'6"He might have gotten away with it. Me , when I was drinking the girls were my target. One night we were in a bar. I was dancing with this pretty Korean girl and kissing her neck and she was about ready to go. My friend was harassing a table of other GIs. I excused myself to the girl. My friend was named Mark. I walked up behind him and said Mark? Is that the sound a hairlip dog makes? He spun around and I caught him right on the dimple of his chin. His head spun almost all the way around. I picked him up and took him to the car and went back to my dancing and kissing. The girl said "You sho cool" And the table he had been harassing bought drinks for me and the girl for the rest of the night. I took the lovely lady home and went inside for about 2 hours. When I came back he was almost coherent. He said "what the fuck happened" I told him he was harassing a group of guys and they bopped him. He never found out but he had a nice bruise on his chin for weeks. I got laid. Not sorry not ever.
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>>572940829
Why did they laugh? Was she ugly?
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>>572940669
Please do, anon. I need all the info I can get.
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Tonight, I squeezed the whiteheads around my gf's anus
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>>572941197
use your teeth next time pussy.
real men eat that shit.
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>>572941056
she was okay, she was a 7/10. She wasn't popular though. I wasn't very popular either though. At that age though i so desperately wanted to be popular, which looking back is so fucking stupid. I can't believe i wasted my middle school and early high school years trying to impress people that don't fucking matter and forsaking those who actually did
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>be me 8
>piss out window cause don't feel like washroom
>canadian -10c weather
>brother has work in the morning
>slips on piss ice and breaks his wrist
>feelsbadman.jpg
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>>572940823
just rmemebr youre trying to manipulate her into feeling good around you. not trying to build something genuine. and once you can get used to that idea you can figure out what works with what kind of people and what doesnt. eventually itll come natural and you wont need anons to help you but if you got any other questions ill be here for a while longer.
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>>572941367
I know that feel. I had a similar thing that happened except I wasn't interested in the girl. I would ignore her in the presence of others because she was pretty much the most unpopular person in the school. Now we're still good friends and I don't give a fuck, still feel guilty about it
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>>572924090
THE CHAMPION
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>>572941072
Of course, I don't really know why girls like me in the first place though. It may be some weird attraction thing. I don't find myself attractive, I'm smart but lazy as fuck, I don't smoke though.
I think you just need to find something that clicks. It may be something like family or whatever. But when you find it, you'll know. She'll be all over you. Maybe not sexually at first.
You have to get a mental/emotional dependence before you can try and get sexual dependence.
To be honest...
The fucked up girls are the easiest. I've learned at one point or another that all of the girls I've done this to have been fucked up in someway. Not like the abused kind of fucked up, but think like emo.
They're easy to trick into becoming attached. And if you associate making out/sex/intimacy with some sort of "feeling better", that's when you've done it. They're your marionette. You can make them your bitch if you want, or be stupid like me and try and juggle multiple. Never, ever do that. Just use them until you're done, and then you can try and let them off easy. But trust me, it'll never be easy. And if you try the cold-turkey "yeah, we're done" method, be prepared for various suicidal threats and other things to try and bring you back.
Ask some questions, it's easier that way.
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got someone to kill themselves just to see if I could
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>>572941697
This seems like something that would make me dangerously in the friendzone where she doesn't give a shit about you and just vent to you. How do I prevent it from becoming "friendzoned guy I only talk to when I'm sad and everyone else hates me" kind of thing?
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>>572941879
see i wish her and i could still be friends. its just too fucking late. Sometimes i forget about her and then it rushes back to me and i feel like absolute shit. It's difficult to live with the fact that you were the cause of someone selfdestructing
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>>572928705
Do not do that
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>>572924090
Nice con
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in 6th grade I made a bunch of girls stop talking to this one chick because her butt was shaped like a triangle and she tried to flirt with my 6th grade crush...
I made her cry and then comforted her in the bathroom and explained they're being rude or some stupid lie.
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>>572942278
everyon thinks about dating everyone they've ever met at some point, even if its not a thought they enjoy it wonders into their mind and regardless fi they ever visit that thought again it happened. So the key is to build on that, you can't make her be attracted to you or make her get horny when she thinks about you but you can make yourself the only undeniably good thing in her life. Attentive, mildly affectionate (hugging briefly when she needs it) and making your presence a consistency. Not constantly being there but being there at a time that is natural, like if you have a class together or hang out in the same places or having her know that there are places that you will usually be. And try to miss a time when she knows you should be there and see if she comments on it, if she mentions having noticed you weren't here then she sees you as a stable and dependable part of life, even if she is seeing you as a fixture rather than a person.
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Found a VHS tape in my parents closet put it in and masturbated to it, as I was cumming I realized it might be them fucking. Ejected it, never watched it again in fear. I also let my gay neighbor suck my dick a few years ago, turns out I'm not gay.
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>>572943075
So how do I make my presence a consistency? I've always sucked at that, so whenever I try to be missing, they never really notice. Or more like they never really show that they notice.
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