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Reasons why she is a witch

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Reasons why she is a witch
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>>572228801
she turned me into a newt!
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>>572228978
A newt?
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>>572228978
Well you're not a newt now
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>>572228978
A newt?
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>>572228801
inb4: she looks like one
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>>572229068
>>572229074
>>572229073
i got better..
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>>572229073
I got better.
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>>572228801
She likes nigger cock.
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Well she has got a wart
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>>572229154
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>>572228801
She looks like one!
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She weighs the same as a duck!
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>>572228801
she weighs the same as a duck
>>572229073
burn her anyway
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>>572228801
she weighs the same as a duck
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Burn her!
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>>572229706
who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?
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>>572228978

I got better.
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>>572228801
Things that float: very small rocks, witches and ducks.

there for if she weighs the same as a duck she is a witch and as it turns out she weighs the same as a duck.

Flawless logic
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>>572229896
there are some that call me.....tim..?
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>>572228978
>dat filename
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>>572230101
he who lights fire without flint or tinder
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>>572229896
I am Arthur, King of the Britains.
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>>572230041
Don't churches float?
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>>572228801
Build a bridge out of her!
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>>572230261
Who are the Britons?
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My Dad works at Witches
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She weighs the same as a duck!
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>>572230261
you cant wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you!
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>>572230912
SHUT UP!!
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>>572229454
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>>572231781
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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>>572231781
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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>>572233958
SHUT UP! I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!
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>>572234246
Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
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