I work at subway and i put my dick on your bread
This is now a dick in dough thread. Post only your best. No banana Spider-Man shit.
Hey you're the guy from yesterday's thread.
I'm also a Subway Employee
Creep shots of the bitch I work with
On one hand, I may very well have eaten your dick bread. On the other, I don't work at subway.
We should publicize this and create a scandal for Subway, kind of like what happened with those dirtbag losers at Dominos a few years ago, and maybe Subway will also go all gourmet to rehabilitate their image.
and so Operation DickBread was born
>implying subway HQ doesn't already have secret scans of your wang to ID you with
Last time a kid did this he had his feet in the lettuce. Thanks to the magic of EXIF data, we tracked him down and it turns out he worked at the Burger King up the road from me. Needless to say the picture and all his personal information to the manager and owner of the BK and he was fired.
4chan keeps records and eagerly complies with subpoenas. That picture you posted will outlive this thread for at least a day.
You do know what an IP address is, right, you idiot fucking dirthead of a service employee.
yeah I mean that's probably a good start. Some exec might get mad and then all the lowlife "sandwich artisans" might get forced to rewatch the sexual harassment training video. OP included.
>you call that a $5 footlong
>i want my money back
OP dun goofed
>op's face when no proxy
oh no please dont get op fired from his 7 dollar an hour job that will surely ruin his life since he is probably 22 and still in college. it wouldnt be like he could get another shitty paying job at mcdonalds or anything. oh no please dont
you can be a dickhole as much as you like, your ass is still getting fired.
incase you didnt realize proxies don't work well if the thing your connected to discloses what port number was used because thats usually unique or dynamically generated by your pc host.
funny, I just reported an Indian manager to the subway corporate office. he refused my $5 footlong coupon.
so I refused to pay, went to a nearby location and used the coupon there. that Indian lost my business for good over 5.00.
sent them screenshot of the thread, next I'll email corporate.
Who the fuck cares about that shitstain faggot or any faggot happy homo ending you fantasize about? This is about putting a sharp stick in subway's eye and all the fun that comes with that.
Pathetic failure OP is even more useless, who the fuck cares where that microdick goes. We got what we need to have fun, faggot.
I hate to be stereotypical too but it's true. Indiana operate with complete disregard to the law too.
I once turned a job offer down where the Indian wanted me to videotape kids for YouTube and had no media release forms. ran away from that offer.
I've actually turned my boss in before and he got fined, he didn't care at all about his staff or in fact even paying them, he usually was late on payday, so we'd get paid a day late, and I was night shift manager, I'll never work for an Indian again
I lay, struggling, staring at the half finished glass of Jim Beam from the night before. Every second the clock ticks, I question my manhood more and more. I know I'm better than that - to leave a half empty glass of whiskey - and sadly the glass knows I am too. It begs me to imbibe it's sweet venom, but I can't, can I? On a Sunday morning? Blasphemy! Society would never understand. I try to move on, but the game of cat and mouse continues. I struggle to clean, emptying half finished beer after half finished beer, but I simply can't bring myself to pour out what's left of my fallen friend. Playfully it bats its eyes, and nudges me to take control...I know what it wants, and part of me wants it more. I can't do this! The pressure grows! "Why have you forsaken me?" I scream to the heavens. It's at that very moment I realize this is my destiny. I succumb to the sweet calls of the siren and place my lips upon the glass of (now warm) melted ice and sweet nectar of the gods. Memories of college apartments, black mold, wrapping paper on the walls, and faded glory flash before my eyes. The smell of molasses and sour mash take over. My tongue dances fancifully as the layers of smokey flavors take me on a path to total Nirvana.
we need moar, let's get their #subway & co fucked up with this
>I laugh at u faggot
>U suck and u know it literally and figuratively
>just post the pic to the subway facebook page that how you get things done
It wouldn't surprise me if criminal charges would be filed against you if you were caught. That being said, I don't think it's likely unless law enforcement were to hop in, and the odds of that happening are zilch.
>mfw it tastes fresh after the first bite.
If your dick wasn't so small then maybe it would mean something.
One bite of dickbread wont kill me.
How does it feel to be 14?
How the fuck do you expect me to know what's popular on twitter?
>report on twitter
>show your account and tweet
now you dun goofed
>work at subway
Congrats on being a poor faggo