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Would any of you fat fucks have the balls to fight me?

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Would any of you fat fucks have the balls to fight me?
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I don't fight women not even dukes.
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Go away kiddo, the joke was only funny once.
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sage goes in all fields
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You are small and skinny, i would crush your pune little face you faggot. Also abs dont count if you're a walking stick
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I have the brains not to.
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I?! I will never fight you!
I don't like hurt other people.
ahahahhah
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Your abs look like some kind of design you'd find on a marbled cheesecake.
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9 inch biceps
lel
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>>571958307
Having a low body fat percentage is not the same as being muscular, which is what matters in a fight.

Sure, I'd fight you.
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You'd better hope that you beat me, or i'll rape your unconscious body.
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>>571958307
>Would any of you fat fucks have the balls to fight me?
Would any of you fat balls have the fight to fuck me?
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>>571958307
every fucking day
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2 hit fight.
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>>571958307
Please!
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>>571958307
Are you wearing eyeliner?
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OP looks like a white durka durka. So I'd happily fight him. .308 from 600 yards or more.

And nothing of value is lost.
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Abs on a skinny faggot dont count
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You should hydrate dude
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You don't even have a snapback. You must be a weakling
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>>571958540
God you're a dumbass. Knowing how to fight is what matters in a fight dipshit.
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>>571958307
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>>571958307
the nipples on this nigga
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I'm white. I don't fight, i'll just call the cops if you attack me faggot and probably shoot your ass.
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>>571958307
I'd knock your nipple straight.
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>>571958762
kek get
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thanks mr skeletal
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>>571958307
Wouldn't fight you, would kick your ass.
>Probably kick the kid in the picture from a few months ago's ass too, assuming you can find him to bring him.
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>>571958307
yes
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>>571958307
I would fuck you up
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>>571958839
/thread
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Your stomach looks gross as fuck
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No one here would dare step up to the challenge

I am an amateur MMA fighter with a record of 22 wins and 0 losses.
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>>571959003
Your mother must be proud of you.
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Do you even lift? This looks like a 12 year old fag
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Why are your nipples so unaligned?
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I don't fight meth heads I shoot them
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>>571958762
kek id
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>>571959003
This kid is baked
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Are you an Australian named Matt?
If so I may have gone to kindergarten and high school with you
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>>571958958
I would fuck you OP
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>>571958540
im not gay but your body is perfect
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>>571959138
Dude this is bait...
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>>571959138
Who the fuck is this and how do you know me?

Reveal yourself faggot
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>>571958307
Scrawny little bitch - abs aint shit in a fight without guns, bitchass.
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>>571958307
>iphone
>scrawny, not muscular nor stron
>long hair
>looks 15

I'd fucking rek you m8
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>>571958540
>being muscular, which is what matters in a fight.
how much do you know about fucking fighting, mate? I know some skinny as fuck guys who'd beat the shit out of a bodybuilder with one fucking strike
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>>571958307
nigger lover
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dude your abs are so fucking nasty, and no only your abs your whole body is discusting
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>>571959003
brush and shower witcho bitchass

don't drop the soap dog.
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>>571959209
austrailian named matt *takes notes* any other personal information u want to tell 4chan
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>>571959360
that's called punching or kicking somebody not beating the shit out of them faggot
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You look like one of those dudes who gets hit and realizes hes about to get an ass beating that no one will forget. Yeah you're ripped, but in a real fight toned muscles dont mean shit. People who do hard physical labor everday for a living are stronger than your average body builder. I had a buddy at work thats been doing autobody collision repair for the last 20+ years, he would hang a van's heavy ass sliding door with one hand and tgread the bolts with the other.
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My grampa accepts the bait, he will juke you good
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ugh that is the most disgusting body I've ever fucking seen LOL I'd rather have a fat nigger on my fucking dick than you and I'm not even gay
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>>571959003
is this some kind of genetic disease victim or wut
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>>571958307
> big fag
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>>571959567
Yes....yes you are
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>>571959397
>>571959567
gg
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>>571959209
I've seen bigger arms on a lady, faggot. Tell me where you live you little cunt, I'll fakkin glass Ya.
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>>571959003
>act, don't react

nigga got some anger issues kek
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This is an old picture, not photoshopped believe it or not. Just some stupid cunt abusing tren and dnp without actually lifting.
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Dude '6 "4 250 lbs I could pick you up and throw you. Quit thinking your a tough guy when your taking gay selfies in the mirror. It looks desperate and pathetic.
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>>571958307
>>571958958
>>571959003
>>571959209

What the fuck is wrong with his body..
He looks like a muscular Holocaust victim.
Fucking disgusting
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>>571958958
do you have a condition? u look sick , liver problems? go check your blood. i'm serious
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>>571958307
That's not even a six pack. Most likely someone punched OP in the stomach and butchered his muscles. Get rekt, OP.
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>>571959003
Dude, that's not cool, you can't go around beating up toddlers.
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>>571958378
sage
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>>571959780
I train BJJ. I'd snap your fat fucking arm so quick
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>>571958307
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frakking fag on here posing...posers get shot guaranteed
i only fight real men not faggots trying to be hard...wannabe nigger
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>>571958307
Nice nips
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>>571959947
>sage with an image

newfag, get out
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2m, 106kg, 6% bodyfat, 7years muay thai. I'd be teabagging you after 3 sec. Bitchfaggot.
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>>571958958

he has the body of an old man in his 80's
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pic from BB-forum faggot
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>>571958958
i can see your fucking vena cava you piece of shit eat some peanut butter for fucks sake.
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>>571960059
bump
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>>571958307
I used to rape faggots like you in prison, then sell them for a pack of cigarettes when I was done with them.
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>>571960059
how long did you sit there and flex, going to pop a o ring bitch
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OP's BB/com account

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/photos/view-user-photos/72518181

Or op looking for personal army...
Or just being a faggot and wishing it was him
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>>571958307
I would i would kick your skinny ass in the chin so fucking hard your jaw would appear on NASA's satellites
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I don't need a note to tell me to brush a shower...

150 Lbs is nothing.

I'll see you in the quad, nigger!
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lrn 2 reverse image search faggots
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>>571960316
either way do it if it is him little shit deserves it
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>>571959003
fucking faggot needs a note to tell you to brush and shower. you probably stink you skinny fuck
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OP, you look like an old anorexic man.

>>571960059
Dude, those forearms are puny.
Need some isolation exercises, cause seriously, I weigh 70kg at 8% BF and have several inches on you.
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>>571958307
>muscles means you are a martial artist and know how to fight
faggot detected
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>>571959003
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571960789
>implying op has muscles
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>>571958958
>>571959003
>>571959209
>>571960059
>>571958771
>>571958540
>fist fighting in the year of 2014
>no just using a tool that shoots miniature spears at ultra-high velocities.
ok
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>>571960789
pretty sure it was established a while ago that op is a faggot
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>>571958307
Are you like 5 8? yeh manlet
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>>571958307
lol, bet he couldn't even bench a plate
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I could fuck you're shit up faggot.

I don't give a fuck if you are an MMA fighter. I am trained in how to kill a man.
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>>571960729
Thats the angle.
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>>571961039
gay file title
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>>571958307
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That poor kid is mistaking dehydration for muscles.
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>>571958307

is this what happens when you take roids, starve yourself, and do only cardio?
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>>571961056
Thats the angle of the pic. The forearms are propotional to the rest.
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>>571959209
The fuck is wrong with your chest? You have the shitiest pecs i have ever seen, you look like a well defined little girl.
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>>571959003
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571958307
Sure...

I fight meth heads all the time.
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>>571961485
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571959003
You look like 14 year old gollum. Yeah I could take you.
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>>571958307
Id wreck you

I'm 6'2 200lbs
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>>571961578
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571960816
us armed forces...guerrilla warfare...navy seals....usmc... lot of contradictions here, not even top of your class in lying.

faggot
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>>571961270
Also, get the fuck out of here with 6% BF.
That's a lie or a misconception on your part.

> this is 6% BF.

Try 9 - 10%.
OP, or the person he's posing as, is below 5.
Every increment below 9% is huge.
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Nice outtie.

>inb4 Benjamin Button jokes
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>>571961676
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Let the games begin
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>>571961725
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571961882
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571961882
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571961959
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571962075
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571958307
No but I would pay you $50 to let me suck your hot young teen boycock an shoot a load of white hot JIZZ down my throaties!!
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>>571962075
Well, good on you.
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>>571961779
you're getting on my nerves.
you can fuck yourself in europe you little cunt
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>>571962196
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571961725
>being so new you don't know it's copypasta
Lurk moar
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>>571962250
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571962229
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>571958307
i don't train too much, nor am i really skilled or would i use weapons.
but i would still have a big chance of winning.
(strength does not only come from muscles)
(nor does a fight only depend on muscle power skills and weapons)
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I have the fat balls to fuck you.
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