Cringe thread?
The Bump Club is here!
A classic
>>571649264
is he looking for a female or male partner?
bump.
looking for new content for my folder,
>>571650491
This is a joke right?
>>571649264
#lipbite this has to be bait
>>571650986
lol, looks like she is eating a candy cigarette.
>>571651424
thts a dude
>>571650491
>The Brawl Club
I guess I'm an idiot because I thought this would be an actual brawling club until it talked about GameCube controllers
All those things that are banned make it seem like these guys are pussies even at SMBB
>>571651606
He looks like Goldust
>>571651576
>Aly Montana
You sure about that?
>>571649264
He's just gay, ffs.
>>571650903
Female, I'd imagine. If you're interested, I'm pretty sure his name on twitter is the same as his Instagram
le bumpity bump face xDDD
>>571651352
It's not, man, I had Spanish 2 with this guy freshman year.
>>571649264
Yep, gay
>>571652701
donde esta la biblioteqa? faqqot? que passa? faggot?
>>571652759
There's lots of faggots in here, which one specifically are you referring to, faggot
>>571652701
>7 years in jail for smoking weed
>must upload it to tumblr
>>571652759
Nigger
>>571650767
Not cringe
Gtfo
Sorry
>>571653086
This one gets me everytime, horrific
>>571652856
¿Maricón?
>>571653208
This guy must be a living pussy deflector.
>>571653145
i...i want to die...
>>571652856
What's cringe is that he looks absolutely nothing like Justin Bieber. So he effectively wasted a couple hundred thousand dollars to permanently ruin his appearance.
>>571653145
>>571653453
There are some similarities
The doctor actually did a good job, that's as close as possible you can alter yourself to look like another fucking person
>>571652863
newfags medfags oldfags
faggot
>>571653067
fuck you nigger faggot
>>571651606
lol em large nails
>>571653580
No idea what these are, I know they're cringe though but I've yet to name them, most are long
>>571653208
>>571653145
These are just disgusting.
>>571652701
not judging o anything but can you srsly get 5 to 7 hard time for weed in america? holy fuck.
>>571653748
>>571653628
Yeah, they've got the same hair. Holy fuck, wow. The same hair. Fuck this guy though, ruining his appearance to look like someone who no one will give a fuck about in 5 years.
>Yes, I'm mad. People like this exist.
>>571653826
It's legal in some parts of America.
Unless you're actively dealing and in possession of enough weed to show intent to sell, at most you'll probably get a charge filed against you and forced community service.
>>571649264
>implying he ever hooked up with anyone
>>571651921
kek
>>571653748
holy fuck mfw reading this is his profile pic
>>571652631
>me and my waifu
>>571653860
>>571654307
>>571654372
>>571653860
no cringe. i laughed my ass off. that was amazing.
>>571654632
>>571654687
I.. I just want do die.
>>571653874
What you mean? He almost exactly like the Biebs.
>>571654568
>also bought extra harddive
Gotta stash that weirdo porn.
http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com
pic related
>>571654452
oh god..... what is wrong with his penis.... jesus people
>>571653086
he turned it on her by saying "sorry I just thought you wanted to chill" he is pure alpha
>>571654662
Monumental beta he was that day, and the days ever after.
>>571653826
Well, yes. But I think it's cringe because the swagfag was obv trying to look like a badass. I know some niggers that have been trapping for years, never known any of them to face serious time for weed though.
>>571649264
Thats satire
>>571653086
First i was like LOLOL WHAT A FAGGOT ROFL THIS AUTISM
But then i was like
<---
>>571653208
The fucking magnification on those glasses.
I bet he could pick out a fucking target 3km away.
>>571651713
>SMBB
>Super Mario Bros Brawl
Prepare yourselves...
>>571655337
I kekd
>>571654735
fucking autists man
>>571654898
Sonichu will become a REALITY despite these TROLLS! I will SHOW THEM WHO IS BOSS! SONICHU WILL ZAP WITH LIGHTNING!
>>571653453
>>571653628
>>571653874
>>571654839
This is some uncanny valley shit right there.
The similarity of each individual feature is astounding, but put together it looks like some strange doll.
Humans are programmed to recognize these infinitesimal changes and react with denial.
>>571655416
Okay, this wins.
>>571654632
>>571654687
that just makes me angry
>>571654527
I remember this thread...
>>571654632
>>571654687
>>571652631
Uurrrrrgghhhh
>stop being tsundere
always gets me
always
Also hoverhand with fictional 2d character.
>>571655416
>mfw his erect dick gets bent the wrong way
>>571654050
def gay af
>>571650491
First rule of Brawl Club: You do not talk about the Brawl Club!
>>571654632
Should be:
>there's retardation
>then there's real retardation
(fuck the army it's all a conspiracy bush did 9/11)
>>571655416
I've tried watching this gif many times with a straight face before, it's fucking impossible.
>>571656171
>>571653145
glomps
>>571653086
How the fuck can people be THAT clueless?
>>571654898
Used to date guys like this, put in all the effort I could to teach them how to get a proper girlfriend, let them know our relationship wasn't forever cause I could never respect them meeting like that but tell them how to actually get a girlfriend and get over themselves.
I eventually gave up. Some guys are just helpless.
>>571649264
Nigga so sad he taking a shit on his elderly neighbours living room carpet.
>>571656452
I imagine guys that desperate talking only about themselves and seeing a girlfriend just as someone to validate that they are awesome, and purely for sex. There's a reason they get so desperate.
>>571654735
Fucking bronies I swear
>>571652631
>hover-handing his waifu
>hover-handing
what the fuck? are you so beta you can't even touch your imaginary animu girlfriend?
>>571653860
>went straight up bucatini
>>571656629
Yeah, I don't know. That's kind of hot.
>>571656721
Next Holocaust I say we kill the bronies, the furries, and anyone who actually uses the 'politically correct' gender terms (CIS, Pansexual, Genderqueer, etc.)
>>571656670
The last one before I gave up entirely had a good heart, wasn't selfish, but the anxiety was so bad he was a human mess.
Once he had to shit and was in public, got so anxious about not finding a toilet he vomited, then shit in the same bush.
I wish I was making this up.
>>571656997
Jesus Christ. How did you meet this guy?
More importantly, what made you go on a date with him?
>>571653580
Ashley is hilarious though
>>571654632
I thought this was a cringe thread not a you rage you lose thread
>>571650491
>Punchual attendance is expected
>Brawl Club
I see what they did there.
>>571650491
Literally everything they ban is what makes a good player good
>no spiking
>no chain grabbing
>no edge guarding
>having items
>no taunting (This is the worst rule)
>>571650491
Holy shit that's gay
>>571656264
my gold gets slept on...
>>571653580
kek'd
nice job ashley
>>571653860
that's probably the most painful thing I've ever read
>>571656171
For those who don't understand the context of this: the two persons had just been arguing and both had problems sleeping because of it.
How misleading things can be out of context :)
>>571654372
He got tramp stamped
>>571657226
Met him gameing. What made me go on a date with him is he had a girlfriend when I met him that he lost about 2 weeks later. I learned it was his longest and most serious relationship, it was not even a month long. He just sounded so pathetic I wanted to give him a chance in the future.
Some people can not be helped.
>at least you're not this autistic
>feels okay man
Look at this faggotry
>>571653826
Sure. If you have like...20 pounds of the shit
>>571657618
lel
>>571657714
I feel so sorry for you. Atleast you took a chance, but I wouldnt know what to do if I was dating someone that started to puke from anxiety, and then decided to shit in a bush in public as well. I hope you found someone stable.
>>571653826
no. for small amounts youll be fined and probably just have to go to some class for drug awareness.
>>571655274
It's not, I know the kid irl
My life as a socially awkward reject
>Be out late drinking them drinks
>hit up sheetz around 3am
>order a massive meatball sub
>cute girl walks in
>loves my shirt
>strike up convo, even help her with her order
>girl behind counter taking sweet ass time making food
>still chatting up the lady, flirting like a boss
>subs ready
>awkwardly look at the bag in my hands, look at her, look back
>"Welp, see ya!"
>hang my head in shame as I drive home mouth full of delicious meatballs
>>571658138
Dear lord punch him in the testicles and remind him hes got a pair
>>571658093
White knight confirmed
>>571652856
jutsin berber
>>571658093
Mane, I shit in a bush in public. It isn't cringe. I was doing extreme cross country with my gf and had some bad food pooped right off the side of a bridge onto the bushes below.
>shit was cash
>>571654527
holy fuck
>>571657618
cringe, not ylyl
>>571653086
That's incredible.....3 months.....I barely liked my wife for 3 months.
>>571658241
Well, I don't know him now, I had Spanish with him freshman year. He was an alright kid, idk what the hell happened lol. So many people post screencaps of him and shit on him, it's pretty funny
This face is one that brings men to their knees. I've got two suitors online who are desperate for me, which shows that if you sell yourself correctly, you can gain the influence.
>>571653145
I seriously thought that was from a girl 3/4s of the way down
>>571653580
>>571654687
lold hard
>>571658093
Don't feel sorry. I knew from the start what I was getting into. I tried to explain the basics best I could, but in trying to get him to not be pushed around, I was really just pushing him around. I even managed to encourage him to land a job, which ended a month after the relationship did too. I don't even wanna know how he fucked that up.
Wanna hear another story about how he was a fuckup?
>be gameing
>be hungry
>bf offers to make a frozen pizza
>pizza catches on fire and the fire brigade has to come to our flat.
This was in an exclusive gated community where several people had to be woken out of bed and two firetrucks had to be let into a gigantic locked gate at 11pm at night
What kind of gigantic manchild cant cook a frozen pizza? He was 23 at the time.
I have someone stable now.
>>571656629
>>571658508
But did the thought of it cause you so much anxiety you vomited? And then you told your girlfriend? Nothing wrong with using the toilet outdoors, but it's the way you do it that matters.
>>571658179
this isn't even cringe this is amazing
>>571649264
Of course he has lax in his name. People like him give lacrosse a bad reputation.
>>571658963
>Wow look at you
>Such a great person
Nigga only tards date people they know from the get go that require fixing.
TL;DR you're a huge cunt and projecting your own flaws onto others
A peek in the mind of a tumblrina
>>571659135
The smell of it might have but no we just chuckled about it and she still makes fun of me when we pass bridges, that's about it.
>>571657568
Have you read this yet?
>>571654527
>>571659387
Its not about a situation, its about how you handle it.
>>571659260
amen
>>571657857
>yfw you shit your pants
>>571652631
Has a hover hand even with his fake girlfriend. Amazing.
>>571655416
NOOO!
>>571654527
What the flying fuck did I just read. That was painful to go through.
My heart goes out to him but what a little bitch.
>>571656264
Sounders fans being cringey as fuck, who'd a guessed it. Fucking Rose City needs to kick them around every once in a while.
>>571659264
They just don't get it
Fresh OC
you guys aren't ready for this
>>571653580
Fucking...WOOOOW
>>571656949
Cringed at your post faggot
>>571658179
That's either a really weird dude or someone with amazing dedication to a comedy bit. Either way, I wanna have dinner with them and just chat.
>>571650491
why the fuck do they refer to it as THE TBC, shit is annoying. The the brawl club, gave my eyes cancer
>>571658179
Im laughing my ass off at this holy shit!!!
>>571655416
I don't get it. he hurt his dick?
>>571655416
>>571657618
that is fucking hilarious
>>571654819
That's real brave man
>>571660581
Yup, pretty badly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
>>571656171
PATRZCIE KURWA, POLAK
>>571660078
u wot m8?
>>571656264
He. Looks. Terrified.
>>571655416
If you watch the whole video he then starts fucking her again a few moments later. So it may looks bad but the dued is not fucked up for life. Chill out!
>I;ggy A;zalea Sex T;ape l;eaked >>
dft*ba/-IggyAzaleaSexTape [write . instead of * ]
Be warned it's cringy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN2HI0TB5nk&list=UUYYsNbr8tNA6xe-GtnTp1Mg
>>571660972
CRINGED motherfucker, CRINGED, u understand?
In case it is not clear for you we are in a cringe thread, and your post made me the same effet as thoses posts or picture refering to betas and fedoras.
wtf why this beta faggot thead still going
>>571661375
>Virgin Detected
Um...No one said he's kill, but that shit is painful.
>>571660841
You learn something new everyday.
>>571658471
i lol'd
>>571654793
>average facebook user
>>571661512
>fite me irl
I find desperate women arousing, because they're usually so easy. Or did you not see that?
You must be this guy.
>>571654527
>>571661483
2/10... Seen bigger chunks than that M8.
>>571650491
I would go to that brawl club just to punch these faggots in the mouth after they bitch about me spiking them. Way to ruin the fucking game. 10/10 rustled my jimmies hard.
>>571659264
Has somebody got the 3rd part?
>>571662084
If only his step-dad hadn't taken that picture. We could have seen how awesome his cosplay was.
>>571660078
>you some sort of homosexual?
>>571657106
this can't be real
>>571661843
Gotta love the combo-cringe
>>571662084
10/10 best cosplay ever
>>571654840
LOLOL
>>571658179
Totally plays rust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_VnIJMhRxY&index=27&list=UUzORJV8l3FWY4cFO8ot-F2w
>>571650491
I lost when I got to the part about a vote being held to permit someone to change their character.
>>571654840
YLYL gold....
>>571659260
This.
>There are still people in the year 2014 that date people to "help" or "fix" them.
>>571654527
I can't believe I read the whole thing.
That poor beta asshole found out that many if not most girls are conniving and use people for their own interests, even seemingly shy and innocent ones.
She must have been a good actor.
Now he has to wonder about all the times she actually fucked the guy and know that she used his beta ass as to make her feel like it was all ok, only to ditch him later after she was done with him.
>>571653078
this guy must be retarted
>>571649264
>>571651606
Holy shit her hand looks freaky
>>571665094
gonna need some sauce,
Nothing gets me off more than public gangbangs
>>571653860
wow
>>571650767
Hilarious
>>571655416
Ooo lost. My fucking life hurts watching that
>>571665176
It's a dude tho