23 decides how the convo starts

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>>571483401
Yo-jo want sum fuk

>>571483776
re-rolling til win

>>571483776

Single digits pls

>>571483401
sup my grill xDxD

u luv 9gag? i luv the hello doge maymay XD XD how bout u?

>>571484223
WINRAAAAAAAAAR

>>571484223
Winrar

>>571483401

ay gurl want sum fuk

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>>571484223
>>571483401
Delivar OP.

>>571484223
that was quick, op you better deliver motherfucker

>>571484423
haha okay gimme a sex

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>>571484423

>>571484223
Winrar you gay faggot

72 decides what i say to her when she replies

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>>571484748

you better fucking keep this up OP

How big are your areolas? 1-10. 1 being a dime 10 being a basketball.

>>571484909
i wnt hte dek in pusi

If i win,do the areola one

bing bong ill fuck you wit my dong

post her reply first

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>>571484992
actually, since you want me to keep it up, 72 decides what i say to this match instead cause i dunno when that other chick will reply

>>571484748
post answer so we can do new rollz! SO SLOW

>>571485260

>>571485060
Roll

>>571485376
RAVIOLLI RAVIOLLI GIVE ME THE FORUMOLLI

>>571485376
ayy gurl want sum fuk

>>571485060
roll

>>571485376
I bet your rectum smells like perfume

whats your favorite cannibal corpse song title to masturbate to?

>>571485572
winrar

>>571485060
Reroll

>>571485572
winrar

OP you better fucking do it

>>571485376
Hello beautiful, it appears as though we - through the magic of this wonderful application - have been matched together. Would you like to maybe go out on a date of some kind?

>>571485572
Winar

>>571485572
winrar

>>571485376
yo wus poppin my nigga

Bondage Club

>>571485376
I've already masturbated to your picture 2 times, would you like to step up in our relationship?

>>571485572
nice!

>>571485376
are you a chicken farmer? cuz u sure know how to raise a cock

>>571485585
Roll

>>571484909
if she replies

>>571485572
winrarrrr

>>571485906
this could actually work

>>571485732
reroll because there's no way she will think this is sarcasti, just awkward

>>571485376
I'll Bump for bumps sake.

Bamp

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>>571485572
Delivered.

>>571485732
roll

Hey, faggits, check my ID. It's full of 'WIN'

>>571486445
PLZ RESPOND

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new chick, 61 decides from now

>>571486672
your face looks like it needs some cum

>>571486672
My dick died, can I bury it in you

>>571486672
Is elephantitis a deal breaker?

>>571486672
nice shower drapes

61 get!

first message:
hey johnny were in some deep shit, the h your guy sold us was bad and kyle fucked up rn. call me

second message (sent immediately after):
sorry, wrong person

>>571486672
I bet your rectum smells like parfume

sup babe.
¿wanna see my dick?

a pity you cant blow me, your mouth is too small

>>571486672
You're pretty fucking ugly

>>571486818
This.

send a pic of that dude that keeps posting his cut up infected dick

>>571486850
this, ass is always good

>>571486672
since you're a very hot grill, can you make me sum steak and we can fuk

>>571486672
What's with you bitches NEVER messaging first? You like a guy you fucking matched with? Message him before he starts talking with another girl. We match with a lot more than you think

>>571485732
reroll for 61

>>571486672
Well, I guess it's time for to hit up my safeties.

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>>571487037
For you

>>571486672
are you an antiquer?
cuz I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years

>>571486672
are you into bdsm? I would love to be your slave, you can keep me in a cage

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>>571487094
She's fucking disgusting. Look at that chin.

>>571487110
roll LOL

what is this app called

>>571486812
reroll for 61

>>571487110
Rerollan

>>571485732
rollan

My tongue your anus. Your tongue my anus. Your anus-Olympic baton-my anus.

i wanna feel your golden shower in me

>>571486818
ill try this agian

>>571486818
roll

Does your fanny smell cheese burger

do ur nips smell like cheese curds? mine do :)

i have IHV, lets fuck tonight

>>571485732
61 pls

61 get

>>571487270
Grindr

>>571487561
>>571487561
oh no

>>571487561
Winrar

>>571487561
WINRAR fagg

>>571487561
winrar

>>571487561
Winrar

>>571487561
ah, shit. winrar

>>571487561
WINRAR

>>571487561

WINRAR

>>571487561
gay as fuck but you win so i'll do it gimme a sec

This thread sucks

>>571483401
i always thought jo was a boys name...

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Follow this guys methods

>>571483401
>inb4 hambeast

>>571487785
Make sure to follow it up with a "Please respond" if she doesn't reply straight away

stop being this autistic and say hello or some shit at first and see if she replies, then start with the rolls
fucking faggot

Deliver faggot!

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>>571487561
61 delivered

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>>571488123

>>571488338
next one op

whats next retard

>>571488123
amen

>>571488338
hey op
when will results come?

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>>571488556
16 decides my response from now

first message:
hey johnny were in some deep shit, the h your guy sold us was bad and kyle fucked up rn. call me

second message (sent immediately after):
sorry, wrong person

>>571487854
reråll

>>571488715
roll

I've lost my number can i fuck you right in the pussy?

>>571488661
So you got a tight ass?
rolling rolling

>>571488781
1mreroll

>>571488715
roll

>>571488661
So, you want to come on down to the SLAM JAM!?!?

>>571488338
on second thought, you repulse me. nevermind

i have a jar filled with my cum from all the times i have masturbated, the final trial in order to become my wife is to funnel it into your ass then spray it onto your face, tubgirl style

i really like you kiana
Sometimes I fantasize about a life by your side

>>571488661
You remind me of my mom, wanna hook up?

show me your penis

Wanna play xbox ?

>>571488715
roll

guess how many didlos are in my ass... 4. its 4. there are 4 dildos in my ass.

So you're down for butt stuff?

Show those titties

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?. sorry for poor english.

Kiana... More like Kianal amirite??

>>571489304
rollingstone

>>571488661
Do not be afraid, the shepherds taught me how to please a woman

>>571489378
reroll

>>571489482
oh come on, just pick this one. Who cares what number was supposed to decide.

Bet you have a nice camel toe

>>571489378
roll LOL

Hi, I'm actually a virgin. See, I've had thyroid cancer that made it impossible to get aroused. but that's gone now and you seem open and fun. I finally have a sex drive, wanna try it out? I know this might be a little creepy, but let me make it clear I would never want to rape you or kill you ir anything like that.

>>571489378
double roll

Heh, it's not so often I find a woman so beautiful. You are a beautiful woman. You look like your so smart. I hardly know you, except from your little profile here.

i kiana want to cum in your butt
*whips out micropenis*
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

are you phone

>>571489482
Reroll for justice

>>571489496
rollapalooza

>>571489103
what the application process?

>>571483401
I have jacked off to so much tranny porn today

Say "didn't we go to different schools together?" Or "are you lactating"

>>571489482
Roll

>>571489482
rolli

Do you know what pegging is?

>>571489378
Roll

Call or text me: 7166226274

Reroll

This may be the worst one of these threads yet

My buddy josh is coming over so I can touch hi penis. Would you be free to hold the gopro and film for us?

>>571489738
come by my flat and pick up the 30 page application mon-fri noon-5pm

>>571489482
winroll

>>571489609
reroll

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>>571489742

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>>571489732
roll-on

>>571489847
>716
buffalo /b/ro?

Hey there! you look extremely cute! I haven't seen anyone on here like you. you really stand out! That's a good thing by the way.
Hope you wanna talk a little

(NP OP)

>>571489482
REROLLORER

hi i had a body pillow of you made and ive been sleeping with it for a few days now so when you move in i hopefully wont get spoon boners and stab you in the back

>>571490184
Yup I go to school there too.

no replies yet?

>>571490260
Reroll

>>571488661
If you don't let me fuck you in the ass I will force my way in

>>571489189
haha reroll

sry if being forwrd me tunnel snake want explore you caves

>>571487854
Do it, roll for this

send me your underwear

>>571488661
I put on my robe and wizard hat

>>571490416
booyaka

>>571488661
Sometimes bald eagles fly out of my ass

>>571490416
winrar!!!

>>571490416
winzip

>>571490416
winrar
>You remind me of my mom, wanna hook up?

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>>571490175
roller coaster

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>>571490416
delivered, next one to come in a minute

whats the point of this if none of the bitches actually reply?

>>571490794
good man OP

>>571490868
wait... yes

>>571490794

>30 Jul

>>571490868
That's why we should offer b8 first. But everything rolled is an instakill.

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>>571490868
just gotta wait for them to reply, they're not gonna reply instantly they gotta come on tinder which is why i'm doing multiple until they reply
also
77 rolls for hannah starting now

>>571490286
this turning into a 716 north towns here

>>571491107

>31 Jul 2014

>>571491035
yeah i didn't reply to her when she replied in july. but i'm making sure these girls have still been online recently

>>571491107
Hannah sounds stupid as fuck.

>>571491107
Dubs are disabled like hotwheels

>>571491107
You look like a dumb cunt

>>571491107
Are you some kind of dumb fuck? Fuck this, I'm not talking to you anymore, whore. (now that fucking rhymes bitch)

>>571491195
yeah i didn't reply to her when she replied in july, but making sure these girls have been online recently

>>571491107
It rhymes you stupid cunt! Get aids and DIE!

>>571491109
Yeah. Contact me if you want. I'm down to hang if you're in the area.

what app is that

>>571491358
rolol

I'm a faggot baby.......so why dont you kill me

>>571491358
bumping myself

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>>571490781
roller derby

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>>571491338

>>571491107
It's the Crimson Chin!

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>>571491424

>>571491107
I AM moot. Dubs are disabled like hotwheels

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>>571491568
rollerblade

>>571491479
tinder

>>571487854
This
Ima keep on roooooooooooollllllliiiinnnnnn'''''

what is this aplication

want some bitches

>>571491909
>>571491853

>>571491909
Its 8
Chan

>>571491107
Youre having an all Nick orgy, who gets which hole, Nic Cage, Nick Nolte, Nick Fury. GO!

>>571491358
shameless self bump

>>571489847
You beast. I don't have credit, when I do I'm not gonna stop callin you/!
What county/?
East Ang here

Hannah's my least favourite palindrome. Especially when they're fuck ugly.

Dubs are disabled faggot

>>571491848
roll up mockup

If I get , I want you to message them all "You're on /b/, which is a board on 4Chan, and I am not speaking from my heart. I have people speaking to you, anonymous people."

>>571492165
Roll

>>571491107
>>571492032
Re-Roll

>>571492169
I told him bit he is special

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>>571491107
dubs are disabled you fucking sperg

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>>571492252
roller skate

just do 1 digit so we can keep the ball rollan eh

Tell her to go here for the lolz!

http://www.pandawillforum.com/showthread.php?27289-ERI-Fitness-Activity-Tracker-Bracelet-Contest!

>>571491107
tits or gtfo

>>571492361
>>571491107

fine, we'll change number to 76

>>571492530
re-rollan

I am crafting a belt and need some more nipples. Care to donate?

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Roll

>>571492149
I live right in Buffalo

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>>571492486
roll bar

>>571491424
bump myself beacause I rock!

>>571492647
You are cute like an Apple. Will you bend for me baby?

>>571492361
roll

>>571492165
rollinnn

>>571492530
roller

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>>571492647

76 it is

>>571492530
Re-Roll

>>571492647
Im Tupac brother. Want to suck a nigga dick ? Bilubilu on your nigga ass bitch mop clean my floor

>>571492647
Why don't you pick up a dictionary and look it up you uneducated fuck?
Also, can I have titties now?

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>>571492775
roll banner

>>571493023
yo fat girl, i like that

>>571493075
Mad niggas pop on my ass like a bee, pop pop clean my feet with a mop

>>571493156
re roll

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>>571493073
rolltop

>>571492852
roll

Reroll

>>571493276
Lets hack a bar

>>571493270
roll

let us pretend i am a lsd tripping hippie and youre a french maid

and youre raping me

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>>571493292
rolls royce

>>571492647
Do you like to be felched? I want something like that but my friend Steve cums in your asshole and i suck his load out with a straw, while you piss on me

>>571493476
I will fart. Want to smell my natural gas? Its all ogre now donkey shell

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>>571492530
reroll again

OP is kill,

>>571493503
rolli

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>>571493667

>>571492647
U ever think that the government is using brain technology to convince you to rape your mum?

>>571493676
Oh yeah fat fuck. Want some fuky fuk? Weeeeee niggas. Hotwheels is a mad nigga

>>571493796
77

>>571493585
roll again

im one sick motherfucker, i had sex with my little brother

h-hey gorgeous.. I'm surprised that we matched since im a mere 3/10 while you're a 9 for sure.. Or did you missclick and likedme on accident?

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Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

>>571493976
nigga you made it

>>571493876
I AM haxord you fat saucage cabbage bitch ass hoe pop pop watching your ass cleaning your pussy with a mop

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>>571493976

>>571493976
winrar

我會吃你的奶

Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

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>>571493976
delivered, new one coming in a minute

你的翻译太烂。

>>571483401
>>571484603
>>571484748
>>571484909
>>571485376
>>571486445
>>571486672
>>571487785
>>571488338
>>571488661
>>571490794
>>571491107
>>571491229
>>571491376
>>571492647
>>571493462
>>571494163
>>571494473
>>571494623
>>571494690
Make 1 digit rolls, faggot

>>571494690
this is great

>>571494623
aaaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
ROLL

>>571494623
roll

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>>571494748
no faggot
13 decides

ur mums favorite

>>571494923
ROLLING STONE

>>571491107
Holy fuck that's my friend

Warm chamomile with a hint of lemon and ghb

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty. My body is 35% meat do I hope you're hungry.

>>571494931
muh dick

>>571494931
my favorite is the one where i fuck you right in the pussy

hmmmmmmmm
that's no funny at all :|

>>571494931
my favorite is naughty girl's panties. You really could help me, I would love to try a new flavor. Tasting my mother's everyday can fuck up the flavor.

>>571495414
high roller

>>571495520
kek, roll

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

>>571495513
niggah you win

>>571494931
I lied mum wont be there, and lets just say I like my tea sweet ;)

>>571495376
muh reroll

>>571495205
she seems nice

>>571495513
Winrar

Oh you touch my tralala ooh my ding ding dong

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>>571495513
winrar

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

>>571495513
winrar

>>571495762
She is pretty nice. Semi-good friend of mine

>>571495513
killed it mah nigga

>>571495520
rollering

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>>571495513
delivered, but we have a quick replier here so 14 decides

>>571496382
no sorry, i was talking about your dad

SUCK MY DICK YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!!

>>571496382
Single digits then you hopewrecking neckbeard..

>>571496382
fuck me Kelly. Fuck me with a strap on.

>>571496382
so you DTF?

Single digit rolls maybe?

dress me up like a schoolgirl and slap me with a dead fish until i cum buckets

Can I see your front butt

>>571494623
re roll

>>571496382
No, I mean I would like to be fuk'd like a faggot by a nigger

>>571496382
I literally can not stop sucking dicks so if you have a strap on at home were a good to go

>>571496382
No no, I mean the food faggots