I know how much /b/ loves beta stories, so here is how I fucked up
>Be friends with qt for a while, don't talk a lot
>Half way through 2012 start talking a lot
>Hang out a few times
>She becomes a real bro after a while
>Gets a boyfriend and disappears for a few months
>Boyfriend breaks up with her
>Comes back to talking to me
>Start spending a lot of time together
>Stays over at my place a few times
>Play vidya and talk shit for a while
>"Anon, you're the only person I could move out with"
>Small chatter about moving out begins
>She keeps showing me all these rental properties
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>My sister recently moved out
>Talking about moving out intensifies over the year
>Jokingly say "Our only hope would be if someone in the family dies".
>She doesn't seem to find it funny, nor terrible
>Relative gets sick
>A relative that would be leaving a deceased estate to my parents
>We start to discuss further about how our living arrangements would work
>She tells me that if I want to move out with her I need to leave University and get a full-time job
>I leave University as soon as my last exam is up at the end of 2013, completely resign from my course and request no academic credit
>Start work in a Tech Support firm, job is cruisey, money could be better
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>While relative is sick and in care we get asked to go check on her house
>She is with me at the time so take her to see house as well
>"Anon, this place is pretty cosy, I could really like it here".
>Towards the end of 2013, about 6 weeks before Christmas relative dies
>Don't say anything to friend for obvious reasons
>Fast forward to Feb 2014
>The estate has been settled and everything has been put into parents name and other members have gotten whats theirs
>My parents accept the fact they are slowing down and need to downsize now that my sister is out of the house
>They make arrangement to sell the house they and I live in and then pass the inherited house to myself while they go for a posh apartment somewhere closer to the City
>Few weeks pass since I find out the news from my parents about their plans, don't tell girl for a while
>Push comes to shove and I eventually have to start telling people I'm moving because arrangements are starting to come to fruition
>Tell her about it
>"OMG ANON IT'S HAPPENING"
>"Us moving out?"
>Don't really think much of it just go "Heh, yea"
>She continues on about how amazing it would be for a few weeks
>Eventually asks "Anon, what would we need to do to let your parents have me in there as well?"
>Knowing that there was really no correct answer I just said the most far away thing that would probably put an end to everything
>"Maybe if we were boyfriend and girlfriend".
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>This is where the real beta starts...
>"Okay Anon, what if we just fake it?"
>"I don't think that's a good idea"
>"So, you're ashamed of me Anon?"
>"No, why would I be?"
>"Then why wouldn't you want people to think we're dating?"
>Got myself into an autistic corner and really didn't have the heart to turn it around from here
>We fake date
>She comes to all my family functions, I go to all of hers
>We make this fake relationship pretty convincing
>We even used to script fights and would plan what we were going to tell our parents and others what the fights were about
>Keep in mind she was banging other guys while this was going on
>After this had been going on until about July this year
>Parents believed her and I were really serious
>They asked the question "Do you want her to come move in there with you Anon?"
>Since it had come this far I just assumed that nothing more could've come from this and she'd be out in a few months anyway
>"Yea sure, we may as well step it up"
>She moves in about 2 weeks later
>Since we're "Dating" have to keep 1 bedroom to make it look convincing
>Am expelling to the lounge room most of the time to sleep
>Think I can live with it
>About a month of her living in there
>Everything is going good
>Freedom of the gods
>Doing our own things
>No one suspects a thing
>One night I come home after going for a coffee with university friend
>See her ex-boyfriend sitting on my bed while she plays vidya
>"Yea Anon, you remember X don't you?"
>"Yea, how you been buddy?"
>Since I went to coffee straight from work there was a few things I needed to do out back
>Since the time I was gone they start going at it.
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>Since I knew what was going on I just sit in the lounge room, grab a beer watch whatever is one
>She comes back out after about 45 minutes
>"Anon, do you mind if X stays tonight?"
>"As long as it's just tonight"
>"Okay Anon, no problem".
>They fuck loudly from about 11:30 - 2:30 in the morning
>Wake up next morning they are both gone
>A few days passed and everyone just acted like nothing happened
>Beat her home from work one afternoon
>See a large duffle bag sitting on my bed
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>Ignore duffle bag
>Go start making myself something to eat
>She gets home around 6
>"Hey, what's with the bag?"
>"Oh yea Anon, sorry that's just X's bag, do you mind just washing that load of clothes for him?"
>"Yea, no worries, everything just once, okay?"
>"No worries Anon!".
>Few more days pass
>Finish work early one afternoon while she has the day off
>Come home find X back at the house with another bag, so there is 2 now and her on the bed chilling
>"What's happening guys?"
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>Didn't realise that X was asleep
>"Hey Anon, lets go for a walk for a few?"
>She takes me outside, we go for a walk around the block
>"Anon, X has it rough at the moment, his parents are in the middle of splitting do you mind if he stays here until the end of the week so he can sort something out?"
>Pretty pissed at this point, but oh well
>"If he stays here I expect him to put in for a fortnight worth of utility, rent and food"
>"I'll talk to him Anon, we'll figure something out".
>I was satisfied with that answer so we go back to the house
>He is awake now
>I go put dinner on for myself
>They fuck while I'm cooking my dinner
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If you haven't booted this bitch from your place by the end of this story I'm going to have a meltdown
>>She tells me that if I want to move out with her I need to leave University and get a full-time job
>>I leave University as soon as my last exam is up at the end of 2013, completely resign from my course and request no academic credit
At this point you deserved all you got
>Work was really slow that week so I found my self finishing early pretty much for the rest of the week
>Each time I came home I found more and more of X's stuff in the bed room
>I didn't mention it because I thought I may as well keep to my word and not blow up about it until the end of the week
>She gets home from work
>Shortly after X arrives back from his day (not even sure if he works or cooks meth)
> X goes straight into the shower once he gets home
>"Anon, I think I might have feelings for X again"
>"What are you going to do about it?"
>"Well, I'm happy here with you, what ARE WE going to do about it?"
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>Pretty much for Xs whole stay I was expelled to the lounge room
>They fucked loudly about 3 times a day over a 5 day period
>It comes to Xs last agreed day in the house
>Her and I both had days off work, so we had the day to chat about things, pay the bills and whatever
>"Anon, I really don't want X to leave... The feelings are back now"
>"Then why did you fuck me around and get me into this?"
>"Because I wanted to move out with YOU, just ask your parents if a friend can be here with us Anon.
>"We'll make the room Anon"
>She nags about it for the entire afternoon
>By the time X gets home I am ready to blow
>We don't tell X where we're going
>Her and I go to my parents new place to talk about it
If you're response was anything besides "I'm not going to do shit and he needs to get the fuck out" then you deserve every bad thing that came your way. Hope you learned a valuable lesson about maning the fuck up.
How is op still typing this story you should of an heroed right after dropping out of uni. Faggot. Surprised you didn't suck X's dick while you were being such a worthless piece of cuck shit
>We get to parents house
>No real idea what she was going to say
>We get inside everything is normal
>I start the question "Things are a bit to expensive a third would really help"
>She continues on a long tangent about how her hours have been reduced at work and a third person for 6 - 12 months would give us both a lot of breathing space
>Parents without hesitation approve of the decision which was a real surprise from me, everything just backfired
>One the way back she was more cheerful than riding a bike with a dildo seat
>We buy take out on the way back
>Back at the house, we discuss what we'd just spoken about with my parents
>Next day, ALL of his shit is in my bedroom
fuck the story, what's happening in the now?
Did your parents disown you? Laugh at you? Is your life ruined? Or are you simply living the life of a massive faggot and eating the sperm of another man out of the bitches cunt while he plows your cornhole.
Sorry OP, I just fucking can't take reading this shit, im leaving.
fuck i want to go smoke a bowl but i must finish this
>Walk into the bedroom late one night, tired of hearing them fuck.
>They seem surprised; expected X to be angry or some shit.
>"I'm sorry to barge in, bu-"
>X cuts me off, says "Sweet, I've always wanted a threesome"
>Girl agrees, actually start thinking things might not be so bad
>Have expectations of me and this guy bonding, spit-roasting girl
>End up getting fucked in the ass all night while girl watches
I'm now a massive faggot for life.
>A few days pass where I actually do get to sleep in my own bed
>Go out on a Saturday afternoon for a drink with a few people from work
>Come pretty late in the night
>Find some of my shit moved from my bedroom into the lounge room
>Notice that girl is coming up the hallway
>"What's my shit doing there?"
>"We said we'd make the room Anon, hehe"
>They fuck loudly for another night while I listen
>My holidays are coming up next week so I'll have a week straight to get some order back in this house
>Fast forward a week to my holidays
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While we wait for faggot as op to come back I shall critique his story and how he could've been alpha instead of being such a nigger sucking cuck faggot.
> talk w bitch bout moving in but atleast be getting some from at least
> move in sleep together fondle her whenever and take pics
> bang her continuesly
> brings up x boot her ass from your house
> upload alpha story w nudes on /b/
Instead we got this shit
>I finally can't take it anymore
>Yell at friend to get out of my house
>Start throwing her stuff out side
>Finally make it to my bedroom where X is staying
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur