I know how much /b/ loves beta stories, so here is how I fucked

Monitoring

>>571413915
Post the whole story or gtfo faggot

>>571413915

Already bored.

>>571413915

>My sister recently moved out
>Talking about moving out intensifies over the year
>Jokingly say "Our only hope would be if someone in the family dies".
>She doesn't seem to find it funny, nor terrible
>Relative gets sick
>A relative that would be leaving a deceased estate to my parents
>We start to discuss further about how our living arrangements would work
>She tells me that if I want to move out with her I need to leave University and get a full-time job
>I leave University as soon as my last exam is up at the end of 2013, completely resign from my course and request no academic credit
>Start work in a Tech Support firm, job is cruisey, money could be better

More to come...

Your story is boring, stop typing it.

Gosh

>>571414369

post it all phaggot. we know its gonna be dinosaur'd anway

>Move to belair
>become an hero

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Quiet niggers, I'm reading

Post fasterrrr

>never have sex
>talk about future
>get shovel
>dig deep hole in friendzone
>never escape
>be a faggot forever

/thread

>>571414369

>While relative is sick and in care we get asked to go check on her house
>She is with me at the time so take her to see house as well
>"Anon, this place is pretty cosy, I could really like it here".
>Towards the end of 2013, about 6 weeks before Christmas relative dies
>Don't say anything to friend for obvious reasons
>Fast forward to Feb 2014
>The estate has been settled and everything has been put into parents name and other members have gotten whats theirs
>My parents accept the fact they are slowing down and need to downsize now that my sister is out of the house
>They make arrangement to sell the house they and I live in and then pass the inherited house to myself while they go for a posh apartment somewhere closer to the City
>Few weeks pass since I find out the news from my parents about their plans, don't tell girl for a while

>>571414838

>Push comes to shove and I eventually have to start telling people I'm moving because arrangements are starting to come to fruition
>Tell her about it
>"OMG ANON IT'S HAPPENING"
>"What's happening?"
>"Us moving out?"
>Don't really think much of it just go "Heh, yea"
>She continues on about how amazing it would be for a few weeks
>Eventually asks "Anon, what would we need to do to let your parents have me in there as well?"
>Knowing that there was really no correct answer I just said the most far away thing that would probably put an end to everything
>"Maybe if we were boyfriend and girlfriend".

More to come...

>>571413915
May I ask at what age this was all happening? Just curious

>>571414838
I see it coming. You are retarded Op

>>571415130

>This is where the real beta starts...
>"Okay Anon, what if we just fake it?"
>"I don't think that's a good idea"
>"So, you're ashamed of me Anon?"
>"No, why would I be?"
>"Then why wouldn't you want people to think we're dating?"
>Got myself into an autistic corner and really didn't have the heart to turn it around from here
>We fake date
>She comes to all my family functions, I go to all of hers
>We make this fake relationship pretty convincing
>We even used to script fights and would plan what we were going to tell our parents and others what the fights were about
>Keep in mind she was banging other guys while this was going on

Shut the fuck up faggots. Im reading

>>571415424

>After this had been going on until about July this year
>Parents believed her and I were really serious
>They asked the question "Do you want her to come move in there with you Anon?"
>Since it had come this far I just assumed that nothing more could've come from this and she'd be out in a few months anyway
>"Yea sure, we may as well step it up"
>She moves in about 2 weeks later
>Since we're "Dating" have to keep 1 bedroom to make it look convincing
>Am expelling to the lounge room most of the time to sleep
>ain'tthatbad.jpg
>Think I can live with it

>>571415424
Jesus Christ...

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this thread...

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>>571415713

What is wrong with you

OP is one of the biggest losers I have seen. Dude, you didn't even fucked her? Are you kidding?

>>571415713

>About a month of her living in there
>Everything is going good
>Freedom of the gods
>Doing our own things
>No one suspects a thing
>One night I come home after going for a coffee with university friend
>See her ex-boyfriend sitting on my bed while she plays vidya
>"Hi... ?"
>"Yea Anon, you remember X don't you?"
>"Yea, how you been buddy?"
>Since I went to coffee straight from work there was a few things I needed to do out back
>Since the time I was gone they start going at it.

More to come...

dude.. just dude..

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>>571415996
Holy fuck OP

>>571415996
You guys slept under the same roof and managed not to fucky fucky? Fucking faggot are you gay?

>>571415996

>Since I knew what was going on I just sit in the lounge room, grab a beer watch whatever is one
>She comes back out after about 45 minutes
>"Anon, do you mind if X stays tonight?"
>"As long as it's just tonight"
>"Okay Anon, no problem".
>They fuck loudly from about 11:30 - 2:30 in the morning
>Wake up next morning they are both gone
>A few days passed and everyone just acted like nothing happened
>Beat her home from work one afternoon
>See a large duffle bag sitting on my bed
>whatsthis.jpg

More to come

>>571415996
God OP, you are going to make me cry

>>571415996
mother of god

>>571416324
It literally hurts to read how much of a fag you are.

>>571415996
I don't even care that you never fucked her, but you let this girl walk all over you. She is no friend.

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>>571416138

You are soft cock op. Please become trap.

>>571416324

>Ignore duffle bag
>Go start making myself something to eat
>She gets home around 6
>"Hey, what's with the bag?"
>"Oh yea Anon, sorry that's just X's bag, do you mind just washing that load of clothes for him?"
>"Yea, no worries, everything just once, okay?"
>"No worries Anon!".
>Few more days pass
>Finish work early one afternoon while she has the day off
>Come home find X back at the house with another bag, so there is 2 now and her on the bed chilling
>"What's happening guys?"

More to come...

>>571416498
No, no one. Shut the fuck up, we are in front the biggest faggot ever. Let him talk

>>571416652
jesus Christ how much autistic can u be..

hey op, did the X raped you in you butt after that? I am right?

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>>571416653

>>571416652
in b4 belair

>>571416652

>Didn't realise that X was asleep
>"Hey Anon, lets go for a walk for a few?"
>She takes me outside, we go for a walk around the block
>"Anon, X has it rough at the moment, his parents are in the middle of splitting do you mind if he stays here until the end of the week so he can sort something out?"
>Pretty pissed at this point, but oh well
>"If he stays here I expect him to put in for a fortnight worth of utility, rent and food"
>"I'll talk to him Anon, we'll figure something out".
>I was satisfied with that answer so we go back to the house
>He is awake now
>I go put dinner on for myself
>They fuck while I'm cooking my dinner

More to come...

>>571416815
i hope so

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>>571416652
If you haven't booted this bitch from your place by the end of this story I'm going to have a meltdown

the bait and switch is real

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>>571416653

>>571414369

>>She tells me that if I want to move out with her I need to leave University and get a full-time job
>>I leave University as soon as my last exam is up at the end of 2013, completely resign from my course and request no academic credit

Here

Right here

At this point you deserved all you got

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>>571416653
>>571417056
>>571416498
>>571416138

>>571416942
motherfucking fortnight lmfao

cont.

>>571416942

>Work was really slow that week so I found my self finishing early pretty much for the rest of the week
>Each time I came home I found more and more of X's stuff in the bed room
>I didn't mention it because I thought I may as well keep to my word and not blow up about it until the end of the week
>She gets home from work
>Shortly after X arrives back from his day (not even sure if he works or cooks meth)
> X goes straight into the shower once he gets home
>"Anon, I think I might have feelings for X again"
>"What are you going to do about it?"
>"Well, I'm happy here with you, what ARE WE going to do about it?"

More to come...

this is gunna b gud

>>571417293
At this point you should've said "My house."

Do the parents live there too?

>>571417293
I don't care if real, or dinosaurs or bel-air, but good lord man finish the story!

This is physically painful to read.

>>571417293
Really, if I had that bitch in front of me the police would have to be collecting bloody pieces of meat for 6 years around the world.

Oh my God. OP you are literally the biggest faggot I've ever seen. Can someone please screencap this shit for future generations to see this?

>Jimmies rustled over 9000

fucking beta, bring closure to this thread NOW

>>571417293

>Pretty much for Xs whole stay I was expelled to the lounge room
>They fucked loudly about 3 times a day over a 5 day period
>It comes to Xs last agreed day in the house
>Her and I both had days off work, so we had the day to chat about things, pay the bills and whatever
>"Anon, I really don't want X to leave... The feelings are back now"
>"Then why did you fuck me around and get me into this?"
>"Because I wanted to move out with YOU, just ask your parents if a friend can be here with us Anon.
>"What room?"
>"We'll make the room Anon"
>She nags about it for the entire afternoon
>By the time X gets home I am ready to blow
>We don't tell X where we're going
>Her and I go to my parents new place to talk about it

>>571417293
If you're response was anything besides "I'm not going to do shit and he needs to get the fuck out" then you deserve every bad thing that came your way. Hope you learned a valuable lesson about maning the fuck up.

>>571417746
Doing so as we speak.

this has to be the most beta thing i ever read. Im cringing and laughing out loud at the same time. Hopefully it's all made up

How is op still typing this story you should of an heroed right after dropping out of uni. Faggot. Surprised you didn't suck X's dick while you were being such a worthless piece of cuck shit

Man the fuck up Anon.

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>>571417768
>>571417293
>>571416942
>>571416652
>>571416324
>>571415996
>>571415713
>>571415424
>>571415130
>>571414838
>>571414369
>>571413915

>>571417768

>We get to parents house
>No real idea what she was going to say
>We get inside everything is normal
>I start the question "Things are a bit to expensive a third would really help"
>She continues on a long tangent about how her hours have been reduced at work and a third person for 6 - 12 months would give us both a lot of breathing space
>Parents without hesitation approve of the decision which was a real surprise from me, everything just backfired
>One the way back she was more cheerful than riding a bike with a dildo seat
>We buy take out on the way back
>Back at the house, we discuss what we'd just spoken about with my parents
>Next day, ALL of his shit is in my bedroom

>>571417919
Thank you anon. I'd do so but on my phone and lazy.

fuck the story, what's happening in the now?

Did your parents disown you? Laugh at you? Is your life ruined? Or are you simply living the life of a massive faggot and eating the sperm of another man out of the bitches cunt while he plows your cornhole.

>>571418140
You didn't at least kick THEM out of the bedroom? That bedroom is YOURS.

>>571418140

Hang on people, just brb 2 seconds.

>>571418140
end it

>>571418140
end this beta story already damn

>>571418140
Jesus son hurry the fuck up want to get to the end and hear how you hero. It's bed time you are a huge fucking fag and I'm loving it.

>>571418324
> brb sucking Xs dick

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>>571417768
Sorry OP, I just fucking can't take reading this shit, im leaving.

>>571418324
Hurry the fuck up I have class in 5 hours and need some sleep

>>571418142
Home and power button to screenshot on andriod

>>571418324
Don't bail on us

>>571418324
/thread
OP is out

>>571418324
Today op was faggot

>>571418363
>>571418102
seriously, i was going to go to bed but i have to finish this god damn story, heaven is right(this time) fucking end it

>>571418421
No cleaning out X's creampie

Op? Please finish the story! I can't go to bed like this!

>>571418508
Oh, thanks. New phone and I'm still getting used to it. It was power button and down volume on old phone.

Also OP. Pretype your fucking stories next time. Goddamn.

Finish!

fresh prince of belairrr

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fuck i want to go smoke a bowl but i must finish this

cznjkv lfgvgkbsjdclgjfvgojdvkfgdjcvmjrgfsnvfjk finishfjgodcfjklmg the fdsjckd fucking sdfffcflg fc story cvfdlcjkcffjjkd fuck

slow start

but holy fuck this makes me fucking cringe


this will be displayed in future beta threads no exceptions

>>571418140
>Walk into the bedroom late one night, tired of hearing them fuck.
>They seem surprised; expected X to be angry or some shit.
>"I'm sorry to barge in, bu-"
>X cuts me off, says "Sweet, I've always wanted a threesome"
>wat.jpg
>Girl agrees, actually start thinking things might not be so bad
>Have expectations of me and this guy bonding, spit-roasting girl
>End up getting fucked in the ass all night while girl watches
I'm now a massive faggot for life.

Hurry up with this shit story. I read this far might as well finish.

>>571418324

Okay back...

>A few days pass where I actually do get to sleep in my own bed
>Go out on a Saturday afternoon for a drink with a few people from work
>Come pretty late in the night
>Find some of my shit moved from my bedroom into the lounge room
>Notice that girl is coming up the hallway
>"What's my shit doing there?"
>"We said we'd make the room Anon, hehe"
>They fuck loudly for another night while I listen
>My holidays are coming up next week so I'll have a week straight to get some order back in this house
>Fast forward a week to my holidays

More to come...

>>571418631
> implying she would let this beta faggot near her vagina.

>>571418851
almost believed it was real

>>571418851
Oh come on.

Bullshit.

Jesus, that was anti-climactic. Fuck you, OP

While we wait for faggot as op to come back I shall critique his story and how he could've been alpha instead of being such a nigger sucking cuck faggot.

> talk w bitch bout moving in but atleast be getting some from at least
> move in sleep together fondle her whenever and take pics
> bang her continuesly
> brings up x boot her ass from your house
> upload alpha story w nudes on /b/

Instead we got this shit

>>571419021
dumbass

>>571419021
Being this new

>>571418991
I did until I saw OP's post right after.

>>571418894
>I finally can't take it anymore
>Yell at friend to get out of my house
>Start throwing her stuff out side
>Finally make it to my bedroom where X is staying
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur