Drunk as fuck, passed out 20 mins ago. What do?

GO and make an omelette

>>571332372
First to 02, 08, 13 or 69 picks.

obviusly tits

Rape

>>571332832
>>implying Making omlette as the best idee

tits or gtfo

creampie

go make a cheese bagel

>>571332832
Second that
Strip her naked, OP

MAKE A FUCKING OMLETTE

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>>571332372

>>571333032

show tits and vag, then cum on her face

>>571332657
Fuck her and post pics

PS relation to OP?

>>571332372

leave her sleep

Jump on 4chan, find some flat chested ugly girl post, and wank one off.

Naked or coinfirmed fag op

>>571332372

make her a sandwich

I agree, make an omelette.

Strip her naked and take pics. Then fuck her

>>571333032
69

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>>571332976

Show her pussy pics then cum on her asshole

post pictures of snatch and thighs

Omelette sounds like the way to go

Show dem ass

>>571332372
first of all turn her around so she doesn't suffocate should she sleep-puke

They only choice here is to make an omelette. Just go make an omelette.

Write "You're pregnant now" on her belly. Collect the lulz in the morning.

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>>571333412

eat her out

>>571333032
rorring

>>571333360
So original. My god, your deviance is unsurpassed.

>She just farted.

>>571332372
place in the recovery position, cover with a blanket, check regularly, talk to her in the morning about the health dangers and the vulnerable position she put herself in.

>>571333426
One more time

>>571333412
how old is she?

sharpie in the pooper

>>571333513
winrar

>>571333494
this

>>571333513
Winner

>>571333594
sharpie in pooper

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make it happen

>>571333032
cream her

>>571332372
Cum on her face

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>>571333513

PUSSY PIC. WRITE JAPIE ABOVE HER PUSSY OP I WILL LOVE YOU

let me see dem holes

>>571333813

winrar

>>571333594
>>571333729
>>571333756

Sharpie in pooper to plug the gas outlet...

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Shirt on face. I even showed her b before this started.

Call out winrars, I'm not paying attention.

>>571333845
roll

sperm on face

>>571332372
RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER

on cam though

>>571332372
shit on her belly

cover her with a blanket..

>>571333729
Yes, sharpie. come on OP.

>>571333513
>>571332372
I won, go make an omelette faggot

>>571333813
winn

Tie up her arms and legs behind her back, then put her on her stomach and spin her around in cricles

>>571333513
Winrar mada faka

wrap her in tinfoil

sharpie in pooper webm

>>571333967
dude she will die if you let her lie like this

pic of pussy and sharpie in pooper

>>571333752
>>571333739

Omelette incoming, I only have 1 egg. Will wipe her off and place on chest.

09, 45, 53 decide next

Take off pants,
Rub clit until she either cums or pisses herself

>>571333967
Fully strip her... Take a vid of you fuckingher... Post in mega and give us a link

lick her anus

PUSSY PIC. WRITE JAPIE ABOVE HER PUSSY OP I WILL LOVE YOU!

footjob

>>571333967

Is she already biting down on the shit?

You know she wants the D OP.

But first shove a sharpie in her pooper and post Pics...

>>571333967
some dipshit said you have to make an omlette
>>571333513

>>571334042
reroll

>>571334208

winrar

Pussy op plox

>>571333967
show face

>>571333595
I second this

>>571334259
take pants off and spread legs like butter

>>571334259
creampie her

>>571333813
WINRAR

>>571332372
shit on her belly please

>>571334036
rolling for rape

Let's see that ass and sit her up a take a picture of those tits

>>571334259
eat omelette

>>571332372
Chaturbate.com and do exhibition. Sex her up

Cum on her face, lie next to her and take a photo of both of you with your face blurred out and post it to her Facebook

Shove her panties in her mouth, show pussy and mouth in same pic.

>>571334421
Roll

cum in her hair

winrar

>>571334259
get her on cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com

>>571333545
reroll

Lay her on her side for safety. And than Dick in face

>>571334421
only option

>>571334493
this

cum in ass
poop in vagina

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>>571334259
>>571333967
>>571333412
op fucken delivars

shit on her belly and take a photo

>>571334453
Winrar!!!!

>>571334238
09 45 53 roll

>>571334453
Winrarr

>>571334453
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR

cum on face

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>>571333967
Put chili or cayenne in her snatch and asshole!

Report result !

Who is she?

Sharpie moustache then dick in mouth

>>571334320
Reroll

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>>571334549
dis

put dog poop in her mouth

>>571332657
pussy and ass pic

>>571334421
Roll'n for dis!

>>571334259
draw a smiley face on her butthole

get that dog to stick its private parts in or around her mouth

sharpie in pooper

>>571334421
hope shes on the pill OP.

rip off her clothes and cum on her pussy.

>>571334208
WINRAR

>>571334259
remove pants, put shoe on pussy

Can we see her face though plzz?

shit on her belly, cum on your poop and take a photo

>>571334549
DIS roll

+1 for cam

>>571334320
Roll for video of you fucking and creaming her

punch her in the belly until she shits herself.

>>571332372
How bout you make pancakes to go with that omelette.

>>571334839
Rerill

>>571334689
holy shit this

>>571334809
Winnnnnn

I'm going to have to go with Cleveland streamer

Poop on chest

Rape her

>>571334453
winrar do it op

>>571334856
roll

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>>571334873
roll

Poop on head

>>571334453
Quit with the fucking omelet and do this shit faggot!

>>571334895
Come on... Video on mega with a link

>>571334930
How bout you give her the full english, and stream it. Make breakfast for her when she wakes up.

Dick in face

>>571334856
reroll

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>>571332372
Post nudes if her then fuck

>>571334946
I want her little pussy to feel like the pits of hell !

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oh boy

t bag forehead

Matchbox car in anal cavity

Show butt hole

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>>571334453
THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

piss on her

>>571334453
>>571334809
winnars

Poop on arm

>>571335153
another 53. It must be done. But only after you finish the omlette

>>571335158
I need dis vid

rolling for tuck her in

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>>571335258

>>571335207

My nigga

>>571334856
reroll rollin

>>571335153
Winrar

>>571334453
WINRAR

ROLLLL

cock in mouth fucker

waiting for omlette

please piss on her and take a video

>>571335363
Sup dog

>>571335310
Video of fucking her on mega ffs

>>571332657
Piss on her face and webm

Headbutt

Lay on stomach and ass in air

hehe make a baby in her tummy XD

asswipes, lol

40 posts and it's into the void

>>571332372
Stick your dick n her puss n take a pic

rolling for give her ebola

>>571335469
winner

>>571335469
finally I roll a 69!!
Must be done!

>>571335469
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

>>571334259
take 2 slices of bread
2 slices of ham
some butters
and lettuce

put the butter on one face of each slices of breads
then put 1 slice of ham on the buttered face of each breads
then put the lettuce
and then, the girl in the middle of all

your sandwich is done

>>571332372
Get a good lawyer coz you'll need one if she screams sexual assault later

>>571332372
OP DELIVER

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cum on her butthole

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>>571335360

>>571335558
Rollin

>>571334042
This hahahha

Shut up retards there already has been winrar

>>571335469
WINRAR

so guys, i guess she woke up

Rerolling for matchbox car in anal cavity

>>571335667
so close unlucky

>>571334259
ass or panties shot.

>>571335632
Now just for sex vid as well... Mixing this up... Anal vid on mega

Hey, you fucking retards, he's off making an omelet. Give him some fucking time to get back.

OP's totally gone.

>>571335280
Reroll

cum on her butthole then plunge it in with a toilet plunger

OP come back, you are not done here!

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>>571335469
winrar

>>571335780
yup

>>571335780

I believe OP is working on the omelet. Will deliver

op is getting laid
if winrar, cam it

Rerolling for creampie

1. take pictures of you and her unconscious body doing fun stuff like playing vidya games and chess and so on
2. tuck her in bed and print pictures
3. print all pictures and hang them in her room
4. stand there and stare at her creepily until she wakes up

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Fucking omelette. Now, I have not been paying attention to thread, if winrar has been chosen reply to this post.

>>571332372
Toothpaste in her vajayjay

>>571335469

winroar!

>>571336043
OMFG !!!!!!!!!!

>>571336043
my sides

>>571336043
THIS>>571335469

>>571335304
Rolling for omlette finish

>>571336043
Fucking delivered

>>571336043
1/10
would not eat omelette

>>571336043
...I fucking love this OP

Also, cock in mouth

WOW

praise the loordah!!

PISS ON HER AND MAKE A VID

>>571335682
roll

force her to eat a bowl of eggs

>>571336043
show her god damn cunt

>>571336043
shitty omelette

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>>571336043
TÖP KÉK

>>571336043
>inb4 best op ever

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>>571336043

>>571336043

fucking kek

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>>571336043
pissing on her won

>>571336043
Hahah how awesome

Oh, and please shit on her

OP is BOSS

cock in ear

Today, OP was not a faggot.

>>571336203
Rerollin for dis

OP is a fucking boss

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>>571336043

Fucking legend>>571336043

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>>571336043

I love you OP, now please >>571335469

>>571336043
SERIOUSLY DO I NEED TO FUCKING TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE A GOOD OMELETTE?!
10/10 for delivery tho

Rolling for a spread eagle pussy pic

Get those pants off so we can see her pussy!

>>571336043
>>571336043
is this real life?

>>571334259
Any winrars? Will be AFK'n jerkin' on her feet until then.

>>571336043
This is the actual winrar:
>>571334453

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>>571336043
mfw

>>571336043
OH MY GOD YOU LEGEND

Glorious Op, is glorious!!

Am I seeing a thread where OP had fucking delivered!! My god. If this number ends in 57 then you sir will piss on that ladies face.

OP is fuckin ALPHA

>>571336043
serious shit going around here

>>571335469
>>571336043
69 get make it rain

>>571336043
Ya you're supposed to piss on her now. If she asks why she's wet when she wakes just tell her you were washing off the omelet.

>>571332372
>passed out
>drunk
>not an attention whore

>>571336043
Winrars were ass and tits sitting up
And piss on her taking a vid
(alsi think I saw a cum on herll

OP deserves to be in OP hall of fame.

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we're gonna need another thread soon OP

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>>571336043
her chest.. its.. eggs

>>571336049
FUCKING KEK now put the omelet in her anus

>>571336043
>>571334453
true winrar, don't fall for stupid newfags

Is this photoshopped? What happened with what he wrote earlier?

>>571336393
I bet it is his gf and they are just playing with us. guess she is not passed out.. or she is dead

as fast as this thread is going, OP needs to go get ready to make a new thread.

rolling for full body nude, including face

is this a fucking ded body LOL

tit messaged whipped out, she is clearly awake and playing along

>>571336407
>>571335469
This is winrar!

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>>571336043

seriously peeps you believe this is fo´ real ?

go on cam and give us the link so we know you arent just an attention whore shootin´ selfies with the timer of your smartphone !

still kudos for tits

>>571336043
top fucking kek

Cum on toes

>>571336407
>>571334453
THIS IS SECOND WINRAR!

>>571336497
Fuck you faggot

>>571336407

Bless you based OP, IS ANYONE SCREENCAPPING THIS THREAD?!

that OP from TESCO condom wasnt faggot either, good day on 4chan

Imma winnrarrr....

>>571334453 >>571334809

OP IS NOT A FAGGOT.

evribody is eggsited

>>571335469
Okay, damnit. Where do I upload? Will be from a camera phone.

Reporting this thread and the CIA

http://www.pandawillforum.com/showthread.php?27289-ERI-Fitness-Activity-Tracker-Bracelet-Contest!

>>571332372
Lets see some pussy and stick a bottle up there while your at it

>>571336347
>>571336252
>>571336136

>piss fetishists who think they got the first winnar

no it was
>>571335153

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OP pls fuck my sister after this, u deserve it

>>571336624
lol i was winrar on that one

>>571336619
screencapping

God you fucks are naive. The whore is doing it for attention, she's not asleep. To test this, OP needs to put the omelette inside of her, no attention whore would put an omelette inside.

>>571336614
>trying to undermine sacred foundations of honoring gets

No, fuck you.

OP is too much of a bitch to do anything that would potentially ruin their friendship if she found out.

Do it faggot.

>>571336025
This. Cuz its creepy as fuck and doesn't actually rape anyone. I hate how I have to put the qualifier "actually" in front of rape. Fucking neoliberal feminazi deaf notion of rape...

>>571332372
cleveland steamer

>>571336624
which?

op = god

>>571336653
mless

bottoms off. draw dickbutt

Cum on her. Don't piss on her.

>>571336653
No that's fucking stupid

>>571336527
you can tell that from how her arms are placed in the first picture but for once op is delivering so take your faggot elsewhere

>>571336653
You can use mega (kinda like dropbox) easiest way I know of

even if he faked the writing, he is delivering the omelette... so I guess it is real. Maybe she is playing along though.
Doesn't matter got tits

Toasting in epic bread.

>>571336653
dont

videobam or vid.me

>>571336653
ml

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>>571336653

Dis 'gon b gud

>>571336653
mega

>>571336737
PLEASE PPL SCREENCAP IT! THIS IS LEGENDARY!

>>571336653
Mega

>>571336803
Good call.

Let me place some puppy piss strips under her. I need to drink more to get a good piss going. Will deliver, because fuck we need /b/ back. If thread is dead, I will post with original pic.

Cock in mouth OP!

>>571336737
Fucking newfag. LE EPIC ARCHIVE OF 9GAG

Stick the omelet in pooper

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OP is a legend

>>571336948

>Thinking this is legendary

>Never heard of battletoads

>>571332372
fuck her,
take pics,
>profit

lets see whats under those pants

>>571336953
Op you are a true legend, very rare these days

>>571336953
You are the OP we need

dhsrh rthsr thz

how can you shitheads be actually bitching about the camera phone the one fucking time that op truly delivers you faggots go all 1080p bitch

>>571336953
Piss fetishists have won, undermined the sacred hierarchy of first get.

today is a sad day

OP make a new thread!
bump limit reached
we're heading for page 10 and nobody can stop us!

TOASTing in epic bread.

>>571336953
Ohhhhh sheeeet

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>>571336043
somebody screencap this shit. OP is a legend.

>>571336953
DON'T LET THE THREAD DIE!

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>>571336750

>>571337030
Already ate it man, one bite. Single egg.

If this is fake OP has cool girlfriend. I want cool girlfriend like OP.

>>571336953
when are you going to fuck her

OP,

How do you know this lass, and why is she with you?

>>571336953
There are other WINRARs do to in the mean time!

>>571337048
Fuck off heaven you stupid fucking faggot

>>571336953
D LEGEND
I T S H A P P E N I N G B O Y S

>>571336830

why am i telling myself to stop talk talking, while talking to myself while talking to myself about how much i dislike my own opinions...

god i'm such a faggot

>>571336653
upload it to my dick because I'm sporting some serious hardware right now

>>571336740
The heaven has spoken...

>>571336737

Good on ya mate, please post in a new thread when this glorious happening is over

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>>571336043