Can we get a beta/cringe thread?
I've found the master beta of the internet, and would like to share.
>let's go /b/!
>>571233442
shit forgot link
http://theyncfree.com/index.php?id=94685&page=1
title is: "College Girl has Sex with her Boyfriend while Her Roommate Plays Computer Games a Few Feet Away "
kek
@571233442
Is that a picture of you?
>>571233670
OMG
>>>/reddit/
did you watch video?
>pic related
@571233949
What? I asked if the picture was of you. You look like an idiot in that.
>>571234053
>>571233583
They don't even have sex
@571234249
WTF is wrong with you? I ask a simple question and every response is some random pic. No one is this ADD. IS THAT PICTURE OF YOU OR NOT ASSHOLE?
>>571234259
I know, that's theyncfree. Mislabel titles all the fucking time, but still how u gonna play video games while someones getting their dick sucked behind you?
>>571234559
c'mon. i'm not retarded m8
I;m not fucking around here /b/, I think I know this porch, and this person.
>>571234559
Get the fuck out of here noob.
@571234835
Seeing as you can't answer a simple question within 2 responses I'd have to argue you are a retard. And I'm not your "m8", asshole.
This is Spot's mom's other son. Right?>? I'm almost sure that you're actually Spot's mom's other kid. His brother, sort of, that came from his mom's twat :-/ His mother's fucking cum child is whatI'msayin. Fagg.
This tread is shit so far.
>>571235118
Newfag
>>571235118
Fuck. I don't want to seem mad because I'm not mad, I know you're just a newfag having his first troll attempts, but considering you can't do a simple fucking google search shows you don't belong here. Get the fuck out or lurk more fagggot
>>571233670
Newest of the new.
I'm almost sure that you're Spot's mom's other brother. You look so similar. S[pot got hit. Hit hard. Black wyw for year. Nicknamr spot, stuck. His mom fucked two bots. Those bots then went on to report her. She fucked alot more than two of those. She fucked alot.
>>571234971
>>571235278
What's his name? post fb
>>571235307
I know pic related
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
>mfw
@571235512
Is English your first language? Maybe that's the problem. I want to know if the first picture you posted, which is labeled "me", is actually you asshole. That's the question. I don't know how much simpler to make it. I can't use visual aids unfortunately, so we're stuck using basic small syllable words with you.
Is the first picture in this you, retard?
Voting for cringiest thread/10
>>571233670
>@
Leave
>>571235749
Name?
>>571235662
>alienware
Yup he's autistic
>>571235846
So new he can't reply
>>571235846
If you don't know by now, you should grab and gun and blow your brains all over the wall. The earth doesn't need nor want your genes.
>>571235947
That was to >>571234971
Everyone in this thread seems to suffer from a basic inability to communicate.
>>571235512
>being this new
>>571236503
>+2Xt3t82
Ohhh you trolled us so bad man. Holy shit someone screenshot his troll skills!\
>thread is kill
@571236468
Is it that you're embarrassed by the picture? Because you look like fat autistic nerd? Maybe you shouldn't post pictures of yourself looking like you're imagining you're in Naruto, and then get bent out of shape when someone asks you if it's you. Unless you posted in by accident, in which case you should at least have the ability to laugh at your fat self instead of trying to be an internet tough guy. Anyone willing to take a pic like that has to have a sense of humor. No one wants my genes? The only woman that will everr be happy to have you associated with her vagina will be your mother, and that's not a given either from the looks at it.
This thread is cringe material in itself.
thread is kill.
>>571236941
@571236750
You don't see it, but you've spent so much time on the internet you can't even handle a simple question without resorting to your default internet persona. You're not some clever online comedian. You're a fat teen who has such an inability to cope and interact with people in real world social enviroments that you need a special digital bubble to play in and make sure you don't eat your own shit in public.
>>571233442
posting OC
u all gettin played homobois.
>>571237214
either this new or the best troll in a long time
>>571237214
>so mad
>my sides
>>571236941
How much karma you got brah??
Lurk more faggot
>>571235307
Black guy named Thad? What the fuck?
>>571233442
>This thread
there's enough beta-cringe in here for everyone
@571237152
I have family that deal with kids like you. You guys have to have mittens placed on you to make sure you don't scratch your faces when you throw your tantrums. A 16 year old kid with mittens, who can't count to 10 without getting distracted by something shiny. 1
>this whole thread
>>571237483
>I have family that deal with kids like you
Damn it must suck being your parents
>>571233442
requesting shoops of that guy
will dump my own cringe content in the meantime
>>571236941
gr8b8m8
>>571235846
@571237390
Most people when they hear the truth like to laugh it off. Or at least they try. You wouldn't know because you don't socialize in the real world without, most likely, some sort of parental supervision. You guys can't relate to anything that doesnt involve sound effects, is animated, requires a controller or is some sort of snack food. I'm not mad. I frankly get disgusted by kids like you. A whole generation of inept fuck ups who think their extreme form of autism is some sort of personality, and/or that wants to be condoned for having the social awareness of a damp pillow.
>>571233670
>>571234053
>>571234559
>>571235118
>>571235846
>>571236503
>>571236941
>>571237214
>>571237483
>@
>being this guy
Did you get here from youtube or something? Is this your first day?
>>571237717
Wow. That one actually hurt to read.
>>571237935
>you fags replying to this even bigger faggot
Guys, it's painfully obvious this faggot is trying to troll. Seriously, only someone that's been here for a fucking week would even attempt to troll like this.
How it's obvious: even a retard can figure out how to reply to someone.
>>571237831
this made me chortle
>>571237717
@571237692
My parents didn't have to deal with it. They actually raised some how in this world to actually be able to be a part of it, and not need a forum page to get through the night with some sort of "human" interaction. My uncle is a therapist who's whole practice is built around making money off parents with kids like this. You guys would equate it to "gold farming". Dealing with repetive bullshit to make some cash.
>>571235307
no shit this guy got arrested for cp
>>571238285
gtfo fag
>>571235846
>cringiest found
>>571235829
this was a nice video. family was supportive. younger sibling was genuinely impressed
the guy is clearly slow, but I didn't cringe. Dude just likes swords
>>571233442
anyone got shops of this pic?
@571238078
If even a retard could reply to someone, then what does it say that you can;t reply to a simple question of "Hey is that you in the pic?". Retards actually have a medical reason for their deficiencies. You don't. You just have a bland or shitty personality that in times of old you would have had to fix or be ostracized and sent into the woods to live like a hobo. Nowadays instead of correcting it you retreat to the internet and find other lazy hobo assholes like yourself and create "communities". This place is a community in the same sense coral are a community. A bunch of single celled gelantious organisms huddling together behind walls they've excreted out of their asses against the wave of life around them.
>>571238285
>hurr durr instead of replying like a normal person i'll use @ and pretend I'm retarded
>>571238749
please stop posting. no one loves you.
>>571238749
lel im so existential that i came from tumblr to preach how smart i am to the fags of 4chan
>>571238749
>4chan is coral
>A bunch of single celled gelantious organisms huddling together behind walls they've excreted out of their asses
my sides
>>571239157
fucking kek
>>571239157
the darkest soul of them all
>>571235829
If katana's are so sharp, how do they ship them in anything other than more katanas?
@571238875
No they actually do. They say to me in real life. I don't need to imagine it or chuckle with my "friends' online that no one loves me. I don't have to commiserate with people that no girl loves me, or that my family doesnt love me, or that no one understands me. I can't even imagine what kind of shitty lonely existence that would be like or what kind of degenerate, miserable lazy asshole allows that to happen, feels it, and instead of changing it actively stays segregated from the outside world and seeks advice from a bunch of similar assholes doing the same. You telling me no one loves me, is like a bum on a train telling me I stink. It's ironically funny and sad at the same time.
>>571233670
Congratulations Sir!
I award you the greatest bait of the week certificate.
Fine trolling indeed faggot
>>571235829
that's a scimitar, not a katana.
>>571238749
>>571239316
So people besides Blink 182 use the term commiserate. Say it ain't so.
>>571239396
LOL I love you
>>571237956
>being this new
>>571239316
Holy shit you win the award for best troll of the year. Amazing.
>>571239316
so edgy
>>571239436
>that's a trillby, not a fedora.
>>571238749
This bit is played out sir, try pretending to be a Muslim or a nigger next time.
>>571239316
in this moment u are euphoric
>>571239316
>>571239316
i reported you because you are either too retarded to figure out what your doing wrong or your just a stupid faggot that ruined the thread. fuck you cunt
last one
@571239048
You're so socially broken you can't even look at what someone is saying without somehow making it apply to whatever digital hierarchy you've created in your head. Tumblr, 4chan, Reddit. That is your whole world. Then you wonder why you cant relate to someone else besides the other basement dwelling, ritalin popping human poptarts populating the online space? You really think some chick is going to fuck you one day because you make some in joke reference to Tumblr on a image board that was built by a 14 year old? What are you going to do, show her a screen shot and hope for the pussy? Wake up
>>571239648
>>571239329
found some more newfags
CAPTCHA: eged
>>571239951
oh look i found a picture of you
>pic related (duh)
>>571233442
does any one have all those travis two knives shoops? bc i made one i was proud of and i want it back
>>571239951
its summer somewhere on earth
>>571239951
I`m going to hack your i.p and tag the ID faggot to all your post
>>571239634
I'm convinced this guy is serious. Fight me irl
>>571235829
FUN FACT
This was supposed to be an epic battle but Ford was very ill during the shoot. So the directer made him just shoot the challenger in a "I don't have time for this" manner.
@571239920
I'm terribly frightened of being banned from your single celled community wall.
>>571240193
I'll 360 no scope your punk ass. Bitch.
>>571239951
template for phoboshoop
>>571239980
Poor baby upset that he got trolled
>>571239768
saying a katana is a scimitar is like saying an ak47 is an m4a1.
>>571240284
>single celled community wall.
@571240189
You can do that but you can't get a chicks number if your life depended on it. Literally. If I put a gun to your fat fucking head and told you that the only way you could survive was scoring any set of digits you would cry, sweat and piss yourself knowing the impossible task that lay before you.
>>571240359
>not knowing what trolling is
>>571240534
Why are you mad tho
@571240436
So you want me to go online to schedule a fight with you?
You need to schedule a trip to a therapist friend.
Ty based /b/ro
>>571240534
Now that one is just a little bit mean. You crossed a line. I'm afraid I'll have to take your award back.
>>571234259
Oral sex
> oral SEX
Uneducated nigger
@571240631
I'm not mad you can't get a number. I'm mad that you share the same societal space I do without contributing anything to it.
>>571240534
I`m going to suck your dads dick is what I`m going to do
@571240727
Truth hurts huh?
>>571240534
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life
>>571240851
good meme :^)
@571240891
If I couldn't get a girls number with the pain of death of as motivation, I'd probably fanatasize about sucking the dick of a successful well adjusted man who can do that also.
Actually I wouldn't. I'd fix it.
>>571240930
milhouse go fucking die breh
@571241003
The confidence to not base my worth or success on who follows me online.
>>571241091
That`s it, you done goofed, consider your dads dick sucked.
Implying any of you niggas can top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY
>>571241207
Hahahah did you click my link faggot?
This is the worst thread I have ever seen and I have been here since 1995
@571241227
Sure kid. Sure. Now go have a bag of doritioes from your parents kitchen.
>>571240815
>still using @
>cant operate google
@571241335
So that you can feel validated? You have 3 million followers and you make threads on a image board populated by pre-teens. The world is your oyster truly. What do you care if I click?
Why people mad doe
So who's in Sandy, TX? Zip 78665
show yourself, if not, i'm going to assume it's this faggot>>571241358
>>571241358
No, I`m going to have a bag of your dads balls, and make your momma leave that nigger.
4chan would be a great place if there was no faggot trap shit I'm glad I migrated to double chan where there is no fagg stuff
>>571233442
...this was my freshman year of college. the guy playing on the computer was both me and my roommate, alternating throughout the year. some of the best times of my life were his girl and i laughing at talking at 7 in the morning while he tried to sleep.
@571241601
No you're going to have Doritoes. Or a pop tart. Let's not be delusional. You can't please any body's mother, starting with your own.
>>571240463
Not getting the point of the gif that started this argument is like having autism
wheres op
>>571241489
bout to post dox info. 3...2....
>>571241312
i don't know what you're talking about man, this kid is a bad ass mother fucker
>>571237831
oh wow
>>571241892
>>571241823
haven't replied yet, so I assume you're the fag in texas? Good to know.
>>571242430
id is appropriate
Since this thread is pretty much dead, it's time to drop the atom bomb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMNVZVztRvk
>>571242573
Want his IP and shit?
>>571241312
they were all supporting him to do that?!
>the state of this world.
>>571242875
you got to teach this newfag your ways
>>571243070
oh man I can just imagine the disappoint.
Imagine raising your child only to have them grow up and think they're a dog
>>571240354
Nice anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o1SCETBRc
What is that shadowy figure on the horizon?
It's the UNT Neckbeard! Visiting yet another beta thread!
Here we have a Sasquatch-like sighting late at night after the neckbeard has secured prey for it's evening binge.
Fun Fact: The UNT Neckbeard (Dentonus Obesitis) has an average foot speed of approximately 0.7 mph. It has never been observed above this speed to date.
>>571233583
>http://theyncfree.com/index.php?id=94685&page=1
ive been looking for the first part of this video for at least 5 years
Unlike other breeds of the species, the UNT Neckbeard's fedroa plumage molts periodically and there are periods where it can be observed in it's natural habitat hatless. A rare sight indeed and a wonder to behold in person.
i love this thread