LORD OF THE RINGS ROLEPLAY If you roll: 0-3 you are a orc 4-

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>>571157680
Check dem dubs

Fuck the ring, I got a life to live

Rolling for good shit

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ok

>>571157680
Sheeeeit

>>571158114
bilbo detected.
go suck smaug cock lmao.

>>571158931
This is not the hobbit you stupid nigger

>>571159035
ye dats why i said bilbo detect
ur fukkin hobbi and bilbo is hobb n he saye "fug da rign" and leaf.
so FUCKI G BLIBO!

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sauron here whats up cockwranglers

>>571159187
As a orcs I abide to your every command thy master.

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>>571159187
sup baws
we spotted 4 hobbits in the woods

Playing for a short time

>>571159546
Where are they sir? Did THEY GET AWAY AGAIN?
>Pushes you with an angry look

I'm sauron, not that impostor

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ungh.... ahh.... hmpf...

>>571159812
>starts to suck your dick as an orc
>you can see my hot boner

ugh

rool

Roll for Sauron

>>571159980
>effortlessly throws you to the ground
How dare you touch me, mongrel, go get me my ring back

>>571157680
i dont get it

>>571160119
>>571160039
>>571159939
>>571159269
fuck
4 frodos i guess

roll hype

Lolz

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>>571159716
dunno... we invaded the small town
stabbed the beds
but they were gone
so i got myself a maid instead
go check the elfs

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>>571159939
You're dun goofed you bitch, i'll get you. HEIL SAURON

I kill myself

Dwarf

rokkon

roll of thunder hear my cry

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spread out and find the little faggots....

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>>571160557
Im a wizzard larry.

>>571157680
Roll

>>571160508
Sauron has risen. You faggots will know what pain of melkor is is....

Searches for the ring

I (the true Sauron) shall vanish for some time, you better get me that ring before I get back of there will be consequences

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>>571160447
Gah.. you're such a typical orc (hipster voice)

>>571157680
rollin

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roll

roll for frodo

>>571160740
looks in the garbage disposal.

Where the fuck did i put my ring... my wife is going to kill me

>>571161054
Looks in the shower....

FUCK! where is that damn thing

>>571157680
what's the worst that can happen?

WHO AM I

>>571161260
What do you mean some short hairy dude has it? Did someone pawn it to jews?

>>571157680
Who am I?

>>571161325
Ah shit, I'm a faggot.

>>571161014
i guess im a hobbit. so ill just be in the shire, tendin to ma garden, smokin' ma pipes

>>571161391
a fag

>>571161504
Fuck this shit I don't want to be a shitty hobbit. Someone kill me please.

>>571157680
fuk u i wanted to be a jew dwarf

>>571161448
Baggins? If you don't get me that ring, I'll be tea bagging your face. Go riders find my ring?

What? Putting all my power in a small ring was short sighted? Well its a little too late to lecture me about it now

>>571157680
rollo!

>>571157680
roll

WTF the king isnt up there how am i to play if who i am isnt a choice, aim for 7 i guese

Elf bro here
Just gunna sit in my house and watch the world destroy itself, I'll outlive all you gay lords.

>>571161808
Black cloaks and horses is a bit of a warning man...

Why don't you all take off all your clothes and walk invisible towards him, then take it.

Afraid of Water!?!?!

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>>571161919
DEM DUBS! I am Frodo bitches!
I got the ring, U do what I say.

Roll bounce