lets go niggas Dont forget Navy Seals copypasta

widly scuds

My foreskin is filled with dried cum.

He gave me a look of dismay as I refused to swallow his warm cum.

I'll put it in your bum!

>>570957763
>>570957986
>cum
>cum
>implying faggot

>>570957178
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKe

Regardless of your preposterous act of anger, I will continue licking your butthole.

roll. i actually wanna do it

brandon has a nice cock

Nigger nigger nigger nigger swag nigger, autism is what ails you nigger

>>570957763
>>570957986
I came to you cum

Nigger.

okijnfaok

>Implying somebody will deliver

>>570958252
I fucked a toad in the eye with my tool
And sucked it's colon just for fun

>>570957178
>There was no sharpie in the pooper
>There was no time stamp
>There was no tits

NIUUUUGGA

No one cares about pedophiles.

>>570958372
and them we both fucked his mum

lets do it niggas

there's not enough kurwa in this shit

>>570958534
She screamed and moaned at your grammar
Then smashed your teeth with a hammer

>>570957178
orange

>>570958778
Lozenge

Nice try motherfucker

>>570958695
fag that barely rhyme,what a crime
sorry about my grammar,Im just kinda hurry,dont need drama

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>570959020

lookout! here come da spida man
shootin out webz from his penis gland

>>570958695
Then we fuckin bolt when the cops showed,
We went through forest, gettin shit on our hans and toes;

Sweet damn, Was that a run!
Mothafucka, As intense as top gun!

Now let's chill out, And drink
Drink to the point we vomit in the sink

>>570957178
VIKINGS ON MUSHROOMS DAWG

>>570957178
well i cant rap..

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>>570958980
I'll let that slide, just jump in my ride
We'll smash you in the back door, and slap my cock in you, you dirty cum-dump whore

I can only cum whilst using vaseline, mother. How about you?

Toast fdp

>>570959121
OP's bitch

dick cunt ass balls taint pussy tit
cover my body in human shit

>>570957178
Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shakin not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!

Jugemu Jugemu
Gokō-no surikire
Kaijarisuigyo-no
Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu
Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro
Yaburakōji-no burakōji
Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan
Shūringan-no Gūrindai
Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no
Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke


What the fuck my captcha makes no sense

>>570959671
someone is jealous...

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm only 4% nigga

Yeah we got these crates and they're covered in glue
You gotta open them up with some supa glue
You gotta find a way inside of the crate
And pick up your hats that you wanna remake
You're gonna craft em', that's what you're gonna do!
You're gonna craft them into 2,2,2 refined for that hat!
Gonna give it to ya! gonna come around to school ya!
Got da crates, we got the crates! crates! crates! on the crate!

Don't pick up the newspaper.

>>570959845

4% fried chikn 4% melon
4% pimp rapist robbin-ass felon

go go go

I will place a bomb on a plane
Glory to icis

roal

>>570957178
faggot bitch nigga

>>570960257

this nigga called OP a faggot ho
why he sayin sumpin we allllready know?

i am the rappest god

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>>570957178
Isis have gon tear out your iris at the speed of a virus, yo yo Hitler ain't done nothing wrong ya'll just need to be gone.

I used to wonder what friendship could be...

I really hope Ridley is in the new Super Smash Bros. for 3ds and Wii U.

>>570957178
I'æll rap whatever no matta if I get 69

>>570960552

i used to wonder what friendship could be
til my friends got me drunk and analraped me

op is a fag like jolie is a hag

tittyslapper mcdickfuck

>>570960681

this kike chav cunt really likes to rap
he also likes toddlers sittin in his lap

I get on with life as a dealer,
I'm a fragrant kinda person.
I like rowing boats on Sundays,
I like racing snails in the week.
I like to contemplate muppets.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to fraggles.

Five six seven eight...

Do I love fraggles more than muppets?
Do I love fraggles more than muppets?

I like to use words like 'splendid,'
I like to use words like 'sorry.'
I like to use words about muppets.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to fraggles.

Five six seven eight...

Do I love fraggles more than muppets?
Do I love fraggles more than muppets?

I like to hang out with Joe,
I like to kick back with Mike,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to fraggles.

Five six seven eight...

Do I love fraggles more than muppets?
Do I love fraggles more than muppets?

I'm not too fond of Op,
I really hate Melon,
But I just think back to fraggles,
And I'm happy once again.

Five six seven eight...

>>570960868
oo close af

>>570960589
Wii U? Damn, Stupid be you. Dat shit is a fucking ploy, Almost as shit as Virtual Boy.

this thread needs heavens sick rappin

if 69 doesnt come soon imma just do it

>>570961452
Please do so, Dis shit must be sung into the heavans.

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>>570961215
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8

>>570961215

Some dumb nigga be talkin bout Heaven?
Probably eats hot dogs from 7-11
I'll fuck his ass once, I'll fuck his ass twice
I'll reach around and stroke his dick small as a grain of rice

>>570957178
roll in the streets bcz im so thug and gang

>>570961215
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To Get Winrar (to Get Winrar)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my penis (come take my penis)
We'll walk through Gibraltar together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His eyes are Sandpaper, legs Elongated, lips are Busty
There's food on his Spaghetti already, Heaven's Melon
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to Get Winrar,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, A genius
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, A genius
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better bust my nut
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Get Winrar
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better bust my nut
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Get Winrar
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the 4chan as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Gibraltar
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the 69 now

And when I'm gone, just Get Winrar, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my Sandpaper eyes
Just know that I'm looking down on you screwing
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just bust my nut

And when he's gone, just Get Winrar, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his Elongated legs
Just know that he's looking down on you meloning
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just bust my nut in your Spaghetti.

>>570961751
>>570961573
tooo long

>>570961856
thank you based heaven.

I'm the King Dick MC, I put the "rap" in "rapist",
Niggas copy me, they just serial apists,
They say that OP, they say that he's a faggot,
He said he need a 69 so I guess he can't blag it,
Just by postin this I 'spose that I am rolan.
My bitch got a duckface worse than Dolan

PEACE

>>570961573

damn jew nigger made me penis get bigger
put his cum bazooka in my ass and pull the trigger

Irish wristwatch

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>>570962234

>>570957178
i love dicks a lot and i suck them like a thot

reroll

>>570961931
a guy raped that part twice

No faggot here would deliver...

thanks lori, said bill

fuck it im just gunna do it. 69 too fuckin hard

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
Never gonna give, never gonna give
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

>>570962803

you stupid nignog you misspelled delivar
stuck your dick in your mom and she thought she had a slivar

>>570962949
waiting for nigger brother to stop playing the guitar

>>570963067
Gr8 job m8 you just REKT him in tha azz

I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard. I like mustard.

Log uh duh pouf RJ and then we can be in the way to the new York NY and I am so I am so I am so I am so that is not be in this email is not be in this email is not be a bit more information contained herein are not sure if we are not sure if we are not sure if we are you can be a few minutes prior sale on the new one more than the way you are you are not the new York minutes prior to the other day and then you are you have to the way to be able and I am going well as well and the new York o years ago and I am going to be able to the way you can you are you are you are the new year year and I can be a few weeks ago and then you are you years ago I am so that is a few weeks to the new one more about this is the way you can be a new one

69 get and I wont deliver

fuck fuck fuck shit fuck

ah shit

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>>570963663
>63

>>570957178
No I wont

>>570963496
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I’m fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven’t forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I’ve been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don’t you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to “Heaven” does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

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oh shit nigga oh fuck man shit nigga
1+1 is nigga nigga nigga nigga everyday i nigga
whenever i nigga i nigga shit nigga oh shit

In Truey, I'm some hot nigga
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot niggas
Like you seen him twirl then he drop, nigga
And we keep them nine millis on my block, nigga
And Monte keep it on him, he done dropped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he some hot nigga
Tones known to get busy with them Glocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nigga
Running through these checks 'til I pass out
And shorty give me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a ho, get up out my trap house
I been selling crack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made
Jaja taught me flip them packs and how to maintain
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I ball out
I be getting money 'til fall out
You talking cash, dog, I goesallout
Shorty love the way that I floss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs out
Momma said no pussy cats inside my doghouse
That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom though, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we cops on 'em
With the 16s, we gon' put some shots on him
I send a little thot to send the drop on him
She gon' call me up and I'm a sick the hots on him
Grimey savage, that's what we are
Grimey shooters dressed in G-Star,GS9, I go so hard
But GS for my gun squad
And bitch if it's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Shots popping out the AR
I'm with Trigger, I'm with Rasha, I'm with A-Raw
Broad daylight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free Meeshie, ho
Some way, free Breezy, ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teaming, ho
Mitch caught a body 'bout a week ago, week ago
Fuck with us and then we tweaking, ho
Run up on that nigga, get to squeezing, ho
Everybody catching bullet holes
Niggas got me on my bully, yo
I'm a run up, put that gun on 'em
I'm a run up, go dumb on 'em
Niggas got me on that young shit
Got me on that go dumb shit

niggers tongue my anus

>>570964556
my anus tongue niggers

nigga nigga bitch nigga
nigga
watermelon
nigga
nigga
nigga
wite wemon
titties
ass
DOO DOO DOO,
DOO DOO DOO

If get, wont delivar

Where is the fag of the other day that raped the entire thread?

It was a +12 min rap

how long is this suppose to be?
winrar wont deliver anyways

sogga da schorsch

NO DELIVAR!

I'll delivar

Guess what? Rolling for no delivar

Only a true hero will deliver this shit

If get, I'll shut down 4chan

Ayy lemao

Might deliver...

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If get, then Brazil won the World Cup

if i get 69 there is no fucking way im doing this, look at all the text

>>570965606
No you
Where is the friendship?

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>>570965350

>>570965750
>>570965751
Lol

How do we call this? Dumbles?

Also, no delivar

>>570965798
Yes! Rerolling for dat

If get, OP is a fag

And no delivar

ok

Now Pinky, here is the plan. Remember every step must be preformed with precision!

You must slit the sixth sitting sheet slitter's son's sheet. Secure it next the toy boat from the Hack'n'Sac Sock'o Kicky Sack sack-kicker's picnic in Secaucus.

Stretch it past the sack picker's station, and the sock plucker's chute. Then pick a sack, pluck a sock, and flick the plug; so I can put the pea in the plucked sock with the picked sack for ballast, and bounce it off of the rubber baby buggy bumper, into the Parker-Packard purple pewter pressure pump.

Last time rolling.

i just want to do it

Fuck shoyt

>>570957178
check my 69 plebs

nigur wut

7 + 9 = 42
1+1= 5
Tonight I'm going to rape a midget
Then float up in to the sky
7 - 9 = 8
5+4 =7
Do you understand, that I'm never going to your heavan?
Fuck you rules and damn you game, this maths too hard can't brain today.

Worth it.

I love sports. And men in shorts

>>570957178
last night a dragon dildo saved my life

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>>570967969
Winrar

>>570967969
WINRAR

>>570967969
Finally!

>>570967969
Congratulations, you become a nigger for 1 day.

>>570967969
start rapping faggot

>>570967969
gonna do?

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>>570967969

>My demeanour when.

its gonna take them a while to rap all this shit

You fags need to fuck off,just make a rap about the thread,its not hard

I need more raps for my folder ''4chan raps''

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>>570967969
Yep, I will make another thread for this later

I'm sounding shrill against my will and cannot stop this singing!
And in my ears I swear I hear a quit distinctive ringing!
This silly game is very lame and someone's got to pay!
An unknown force but where's the source that has us in its sway?!

>>570967969
WINRAR

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>>570969669
winrar

You fuckers are all faggots, can't handle my rimmes, maggots.
I'll get your ass packed
With my dick you'll be rekt