Ask a guy who is catfishing his mother anything.

>>570465704
Why would you be such an ungraateful faggot?

>>570465704
Do you plan to fuck her?

If not GTFO.

>>570466181

I wouldn't say I'm ungrateful.

>>570466287

Working on it.

>>570466181
cant a guy fish for nudes without all the judgement?

>>570465704
Why? What are you trying to get out of cat fishing your mom?

>>570466715

Nudes. The opportunity to fuck her. Information. Anything else I can think of.

>>570466506
Will you post a Wincest story if you score?

Also do you like spiderman?

is she hot?

>>570465704

Is gold a good investment?

>>570466852

If anything more comes of it I will. I've been working on it for about 6 weeks now. I've asked for nudes and got a maybe and I know not to be pushy about it or it won't happen.

I prefer batman but spiderman is ok.

>>570466181
/thread

Can we see this hot woman?

I'm trying to lose weight, whats the best sugar supplement? Splenda, or Equal?

>>570467032

I think so but I like older fatties so most people prolly wouldn't agree.

>>570467045
Always.

>>570467045
haha you're funny

>>570467193

And get doxed? No thanks.

>>570467258

Neither, just cut out calories and burn more than you take in.

The fuck is catfishing?

>>570467503
The phenomenon of internet predators that fabricate online identities and entire social circles to trick people into emotional/romantic relationships (over a long period of time).

Possible motivations: revenge, loneliness, curiosity, boredom

The term catfishing was inspired by the 2010 documentary "Catfish."

>>570467503

Pretending to be someone you are not online for various nefarious purposes.

>>570467464
Thanks, good luck fucking your mom.

>>570467804

Thanks.

>>570468483
pics?

>>570468835

See

>>570467464

>>570465704
What the fuck is catfishing

>>570467681
Ok

>>570465704
are you a virgin?

>>570469376

No.

>>570466848
How are you going to fuck her? You realize when she shows up to fuck and sees that you aren't the guy in the pic, but her son, that isn't going to make her drop the panties

Though if she does, you tell us you glorious bastard.

>>570470108

Well I haven't sent any face pics, just my cock (at her request). Mostly I am asking her questions about what she likes, doesn't like, turns her on, etc. I am using the information to try to start turning her on daily. It's entirely possible that I won't get to fuck her which is fine. Ideally I would get to but I realize it probably won't happen. Realistically I will get some nudes and get to jerk off to those at most but if I can get more I will take it.

Should something more actually happen of course I would let you guys know.

Honestly I am curious if anyone else has tried this and how it went for them.

>>570470108
Even if she doesn't fuck him, he should tell us how she reacted.

>>570471010
send pics of your mom

>>570471010
Alright time to assault you with questions.

Where are you catfishing her where pics aren't necessary? I am guessing like Craigslist

How long have you been doing it?

How old are you and your mom?

Have you stolen her panties before?

Have you seen her nude before?

What kind of stuff have you found out about your mom from the catfishing that you didn't know before?

I am pretty hard right now, don't let me down OP

>>570471287
I don't think they will fuck like he says

How old is your mom?

>>570471010
Catfishing, tons of times. Great way to see girls you always wondered about in highschool. girls are dumb. My mother? No.

>>570471894

Fake FB profile. I just have random images and demotivationals etc on there but no pics of myself.

I have been at it about 6 weeks now. Slow and steady wins the race.

I'm 22 she is 53.

No, panties don't do anything for me.

Yes, when I was 14 I walked in on her in the shower but I didn't get a good look.

She hasn't had sex in 9 years and she is frustrated as hell over it. She has never had anal and she regrets not trying it at least once. She used to keep her pussy shaved but with the lack of any attention she hasn't seen a reason to keep it up. She doesn't own any sex toys but I am encouraging her to get one.

>>570473075
Yeah, I meant earlier how you wouldn't match up to fake person you were using, but oh well it doesn't matter now.

So did you just add her on FB and started from there?

Are you trying to get her to masturbate to help with some of the frustration, or let it build up more?

>>570473075
What are some of the biggest turn ons thats happened between you two in conversation. And how has she reacted to your cock pics?

I acually did this with my sister, in some way

Facebook name

>>570473075
Can you post any of the conversations you've had?

What's she look like? Details man

>>570473883

I just msged her and started talking to her about a couple of things I knew she had interest and progressed from there.

I know she masturbates regularly. She joking says she has gotten tighter than a virgin that it's been so long. I'm wanting her to get a dildo to help remind her of what something inside her feels like.

>>570474014

The whole thing is a turn on for me because I am having sexually explicit conversations with my mom. As far as what I have learned I know that she likes to be pampered and made to feel wanted. She said that having her hair pulled has never failed to get her going.

Her exact words were "God that looks wonderful." She asked for a couple more after the initial one so I am sure she liked what she saw.

OP stop giving me a boner, I'm on nofap.

>>570475381
Has it crossed your mind, maybe she knows.

>>570474962

5'5'' around 200lbs brown hair that's starting to grey but she keeps it dyed. 40D tits and a very fat ass.

>>570474957
Not without having to take the time to edit out the names or any identifying information for her and that would take me a while.

don't try to fuck your own mother. just get us newds

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>>570475786
stfu
>>570475754
Do it for us, anon. I'll keep the thread bumped with milfs and incest.

>>570475650

I've considered it but I HIGHLY doubt it. There hasn't been any change in our interactions and if she does she isn't doing anything to let me know it.

>>570475754
Damn id love pictures but I totally understand. I had conversations with my sister and turning her on with a fake profile. Showed her my dick and said she was so turned on by it. Awesome faps, doesnt happen anymore though..

You should try to make her cam and record it for yourself.

>>570476029
Mom's are sneaky though sometimes. That could be interesting.

>>570475381
What about telling her to get some lingerie, or any other sexy stuff as well?

Damn, you have some balls doing what you do.

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>>570476029
OP, what is your plan, your end game, and how you are deceiving you? Also how is it to talk as a different person to your own mum, does she act differently?

Wait, i think i missed a few things...

1. Are you living in the same household as your mother?

2.And does she know it's you that's chatting with her? Are you going to be like "surprise! It's me mom. Now let's have sex."

>>570465704
You look just like my brother OP, Jesus

>>570475975

Ok I'll work on it but it will take time. I'm talking to her now, answering you guy's questions, and I'm hard as diamonds so don't expect anything soon.

I prefer amateur BBW Milfs above anything else.

>>570476162
>woman compliments and is impressed by your dick
>shares intimate knowledge of what gets her off

yeah she's not just being candid, she's giving you an open invitation there

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>>570476645
Godspeed anon. I'll see what I've got.

Make this an incest thread!

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A quick pic of OP's mom so you can all quit imagining

>>570476645
post some pictures of similar looking women? who cares if they're fat. it's still fucking hot to think of some horny old bitch fucking her son

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>>570476809
It already is, silly.

>>570476550
Fuck dude. Seriously?

>>570465704
Why don't you try to get on the show, sounds like a great episode.

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>>570476872
It's already a spider-man thread?! Great!

While we are on the momcest train, anyone have any good mom vids, real or fake?

>>570476872
I mean like this ones
>>570474497

>>570477127
hornbunny.net ... i think it's net. but whatever, it's full of videos.

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>>570477192
I have a few like that.

>>570476029
Great idea here. Do you guys share a bathroom?

>>570476465

No I moved out 3 years ago.

I don't think she does. That isn't the plan but honestly I don't have one. I am just kind of winging it and seeing what happens.

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>>570477383
Well, my idea might still work. Is it normal for you to visit? Next time you do, drop the hints. then late at night or early morning if shes using the bathroom, just walk in rock hard, and see what do.

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>>570477298

true story. when i was a kid i came across a box full of extra naughty pics of my mom that my dad had taken. was fap material for years. wish there were scanners back then. i even let my buddy borrow the box a few times.

get her drunk, easy mode

>>570476648

I get that however I am her son and considering she doesn't know that yet... I don't think the invitation would stand if she found out yet.

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>>570477793
>>570477768

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>>570477793
What did they look like?

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>>570478052
>>570477979

>>570473358
Why the fuck doesn't she have a second pair of underwear? What kind of irresponsible mother doesn't have clean clothes to wear?

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>>570471010

The only way OP is actually gonna pull this off is to pull a Houdini.

> OP cat fishes mama into a fuck
> a /b/rother meets her, takes care of foreplay
> ties mama up, blindfolds her, and leaves the room
> OP comes in throws her a wincestuous fuck and then leaves
> /b/rother comes back in, pretends he just fucks her brains out, unties her and takes care of the afterglow

mama gets fucked
OP becomes a motherfucker
/b/rother has a fond memory of bringing a family closer together.

>>570477383
Get something set up with a meet-up at a hotel.

Tell you get off on wearing a mask during sex and see if she rolls with it.

If she does, fuck her and then take the mask off afterwards and try to go for round two.

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>>570477963
AMIDOINGITRIGHT?

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>>570478223
I think it's my dream to make a scenario like this come true, acting as the wingman.

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>>570478234
>>570478338

>>570478257
fucking brilliant

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God jesus I haven't jerked off for 3 days and even I would bang my mother at this point.

>>570477979
Lots of tits and A, spread eagle, some dildo with her obviously in the middle of an O. Was weird because she was normally pretty conservative. Would not believe it otherwise. there were about 50 pics.

>>570477656

Well before I do anything I want to get nudes or a video or something just so that I have something to show for it and then proceed from there as the situation allows.

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>>570478257
lol implying OPs mom wouldn't immediately recognize, his flabby, pasty form

look at me acting like this is real

Start a convo about sons having fantasies about their mother. Keep leading the convo and probing her if she would ever be open to such an idea or has ever considered it. Keep bringing it up, and you know she will eventually be thinking about it when she sees you in person or speaks with you. Thank me in a few months.

>>570478234
motherfucker, sauce nao

>>570478814
also brilliant

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>>570478841
Ha, everyone always asks that. I'm afraid I have no idea.

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>>570478814
Just talk about Freud.

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>>570478429

If OP's catfish identity is a 34 yr old then I'd be happy to help him motherfuck.

Of course, I'd throw his mother a fuck too.

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>>570478814

Bad move.

That will freak mama out and turn her off the catfish identity thinking that he's some violent pervert.

If mama brings it up then good, but what few people here realize is that, though most boys fap to their moms, VERY few women diddle to their sons.

Sad but true.

>>570479686
sauce

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>>570479840
That's not necessarily true. If OP's mom is a bit risque (he mentioned hair pulling, example), she might be more susceptible to the idea. Delivery is important too. As long as you don't sound like a creep I think it could work.

>>570479840
How about bringing it up but not in a direct way, but rather subtle, like try to get the conversation to steer in the direction of moms fucking their sons, or just situations involving moms and sons, like the son walking in on his mom or whatever.

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>>570479840
>most boys fap to their moms

Look at it pretending it's normal.

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>>570480209
Got it from 4chan. Wish I could help you out, bro.

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>>570480210
It's impossible not to sound like a creep when suggesting you want to fuck your mother.

>>570480283
"yea, I've been reading this book about freud.."

easy

UPDATE: She just called me and asked me if I had eaten dinner yet (which I've not). She asked if I would mind coming over and eating dinner since she made to much food. I will be headed over there shortly. If anything happens I will let you guys know but I suspect this thread will be dead by the time I get back. That being the case I will start a new thread with the same picture and post the edited convo logs when I return.

>>570478814

I see Lily from How I Met Your Mother...but fat

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>>570480526
>>570480315

>>570473358
once you fag up a picture with stupid captions, please keep it to yourself, jackass

>>570469002

What the fuck is Urban Dictionary?

Tell her your deepest secret was fantasizing about your own mom.
Make a joke about it "lol can you believe that, crazy right? Have you ever fantasized about another relative or thought of how easy it could be... lol"
You're planting seeds in her mind, let her grow it at her own pace

>>570478664
https://www facebook com/mouseyboo?fref=ts

Is this her?

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>>570480874
The problem with your idea is that this is real life not a porno.

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>>570480874
That's the most beta thing I've heard.

>>570476831
mhmm...roast beef....bbl later guys I have to go make dinner

A good way to lead in would be to ask her what some of her kinkiest fantasies are. Make her feel comfortable enough that she opens up a little. If she doesn't say anything about it and happens to ask you then you can have some variation of incest in your fantasy. Transition into incest in general.

>>570480627
Nah just like I mentioned. He could say a coworker or friend walked on his mom whilst she was changing and things were awkward between them now. He could then ask her, as a mom for her opinion on the matter.

Or since OP is going to his moms place, that OP should walk in on her while she is in the shower or changing pretend it was an accident and then see if she brings it up in the catfish convo. OP could then ask her what he thinks about his son, if she is into him etc

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>>570480673
You gotta do what you gotta do. Here's hoping you get to fuck her soon enough.