My long distance relationship girlfriend whom I've never met broke up with me 4 months ago. She ignored me for those four months. Last month I went to go see her for the first time to try to fix things and ended up fucking her mother. After I left she continued to ignore me but I continued sexting with her mother, now this! I've officially destroyed her parents. I love her but she is a cunt so she deserves it I guess. Thoughts?
She's a bit curvy but still pretty fucking hot.
I'm physically incapable of taking people who text or type like that seriously.
Brotip: reply to him with a grammatically correct version of what he sent you. He'll be so grateful that you'll end up being best pals and you can fuck his wife together as bros.
She cheated on me while I was gone, she's a whore. Figured fucking her mom would be decent payback. If you'd like to fuck with her be my guest! Facebook/idefeathuns, skype is treelytrunkser, phone number is 25O2O34749. Have fun.
Actually from Vancouver, Canada.
wait did you actually fuck the mom? or just swapping texts?
wait she cheated on you? thought this was long distance.. you "never met her".. how could she be fucking cheating on you.
this shit makes no fucking sense man
What does fucking her mom have to do with loving her? It had been 4 months since we broke up, not like I cheated on her lol.
>>570082785 Yes I did actually fuck her when I went there, we also sexted a lot after I left there. Yea sure I had never met her but we were together so I definitely would consider it cheating.
Yea sure I had never met her but we were together so I definitely would consider it cheating.
man, that isn't cheating. that is just being fucking normal. did she tell you about it?
yeah he doesn't love her - he doesn't even know her.
nah son if you never even fucking met the girl it wasn't cheating.
not that it matters, fucking a mom is always a bonus. next time get a girlfriend who you can have sex with though, for sure
how old are you?
you cant truly love someone if you havent spent significant time with them IN PERSON
trust me once those dank farts and fucking hair everywhere wear on you and your still there that love
youre talking about lust faggot
You have no idea what you're talking about. Just turn off your computer.
Don't have too many more unfortunately.
No, like some girl that I skyped with for hours every day and shit.
Mom on right obviously
>fucking who're birch
fuck birches smoke trees?
I am confus
Also, props to OP for delivering OC that approaches \B/ quality.
> Went to go see her to have a heart-to-heart
> slipped on a puddle and accidentally ur moms vag
Don't have any.
I think that's about it.
This is gonna sound really bad on my part, especially the whole "you don't really love her" part but what the hell.
About 7 months ago I started talking to her less and less, I held a bit of resentment for things she had done to me earlier on in the relationship I guess, it's hard to describe why I did this, not entirely sure myself. But I stopped talking to her as much and when I would I always had a short temper, I wasn't being a good loving boyfriend or anything I guess. After about 2 months of that she stopped talking to me less and less which I would assume is when the other guy came into play until she basically totally ignored me all together. She started talking to me one day and I could tell that she was going to try and break up with me so like a loser I threatened her with pics I had of her, she freaked out and acted like she still loved me for a few hours until going back to ignoring me and not giving in so I did it. I put up pictures of her on facebook and twitter and sent them to her friends..... On her prom day... That was the last day we talked and then I ended up leaving to go there last month. If you want more I can give more but meh.
I was a little bit but most of the time it was honestly just me sitting around waiting or hanging out with her parents because she was getting ready to go to university. I kinda fucked up one night and made her want to talk to me even less while I was there (got drunk and stupid) and then the next day her mom came to where I was staying and was supposed to bring her and maybe her brother but ended up just coming alone because neither of them wanted to come. We ended up going for a walk along the beach for about an hour.
Send him his daughters and wife's nudes
Also why we're you fucking surprised she stopped talking to you?
Did you seriously went there after sending her friends nudes of her? What's wrong with you? And when you went there her mom knew you had a fight with her daughter and she fucked with you? I call total bs sorry nice story though
We had stopped skyping at that point really. Like I said, I was being an asshole and wasn't paying much attention to her so I'm not sure. I didn't find out about him until the day of her prom which is what set me off
I'm not surprised at all that she stopped talking to me, I don't recall saying I was either?
Yes I seriously went there after that, she was ignoring me on everything, it was literally the only way I could contact her and I needed to.
About her mom... I don't know, she just liked me I guess. Her dad liked me too, he let me use his truck the whole time I was there. They both liked me just she hated me. 4 months made them forgive me for the pictures I guess, not her though obviously
We were together for a month shy of two years and we actually met on a game nearly 8 years ago.
You get a girlfriend online and never gets to meet her. She "dumps your sorry ass" (Were you even together from the start?), you cry then about she cheated on you and she ignores you.
You stalk her house and fucks her mom for some reason.
I want to know the story how you got laid with her mom.
No more nudes of the mother and I'm not going to post any of the daughter. I have gigs of the daughter though along with a bunch of videos. SORRY
This is an email her father sent me earlier today though, he only knows of the sexting. He doesn't know we actually fucked.
I'm 22, she's 18, her mother is 41 I believe, not sure about that one though.
I was not in any house of theirs. I live in Michigan and they live on Vancouver island on the west coast. I went there last month and was there for 3 weeks and stayed in a hotel/camped.
Maybe it's also fit to mention that her parents had ABSOLUTELY no knowledge of me even existing let alone her being with me before we had broken up. Which is why he says he never heard my name before the pictures.
there's no way you could really love her like you say you do. you leaked nudes of her because she wanted to break up with you for being an asshole, you fucked her mom, and you sexted her mom. there's no fucking way you love her
OP is clearly delusional.
>i loved her
>internet relationship 99% of the time
with that said, i give this thread a 7/10.
i want those pics of the ex, OP
sage'ing because we only have pics of the chubby mothers pussy.
Does there have to be a problem for there to be a thread?
I let my anger get the best of me, regarding the nudes. I realized my mistake quickly and took them down very fast though. Sure I fucked her mom but whatever, they're a lot a like and she reminded me of her, how does that mean I don't love her though? I had sex with someone else 4 months after breaking up and so that means I don't love her?
The point is not that you fucked someone after breaking up. The point is that you fucked her mother.
If you guys broke up, and 4 months later she fucked your dad, would you be okay with it?
I'm well aware of what infatuation is. I regret what I did with the picture thing a lot, I regret just about everything in the past 6 months or so. I didn't fuck her mom to hurt her, I don't want her hurt her ever, it just kinda happened.
I'm done explaining myself when it comes to that, I don't care if you don't think I love her or not. After almost 8 years of knowing her and almost 5 months of her acting like I don't exist, I know.
I understand what you mean but she's just another person. I didn't do it because it was her mother, she just happened to be her mother. I didn't do it for revenge or any of that bullshit.
>im 22 shes 18
>dated for 2 years
Pretty much the best I'll give you. I don't have too many pictures, they're all long videos of her fucking herself and other things on skype.
Well as I said earlier, her parents didn't even know that I existed until after we broke up. They found out about me and I started talking to them both a bunch for about 3 months, mostly the mom and then I decided to go there because I couldn't stand leaving it all how it was, I had to talk to her.
You'll have to work for it. Not sure why you would want it but whatevs.
Daughter also had a bunch of videos on youtube. Outfit of the Day, makeup, playing her flute, weird stuff like that. Also some ASMR videos. Although no one will find those.
Pic is mom really wanting the dick after I left. She was about to leave her husband for me lul.
oh god. i somehow stumbled upon those videos a week ago.
so goddamn weird
I don't really see it.
There are some really really weird asmr videos but a lot of them are just normal noises, a lot like those stupid jungle noises tapes some people listen to.
keep fucking her. fuck her husband too. and her kids. why not?
I have no idea where the L in that came from, I meant to ask but I never got the chance. I'm not sure of her maiden name or middle.
That's partly the reason she liked me so much, she loved my dick.
OP is one delusional cunt.
>OP acquires "online GF" who he never meets.
>OP decides to be an asshole and ignore "GF" for months on end (reason unexplained)
>"GF" reciprocates by then also not replying and generally ignoring (justified).
>OP gets mad that he is now being ignored and posts nudes of "GF" online (unjustified).
>"GF" breaks up with OP (justified)
>OP goes over to "GF's" place and fucks mom.
>OP continues to proclaim he loves "GF"
How about that to start.
Actually Canadian family
I'm in a similar situation op.
Been messing around with this soon to be divorced 31 yo. Her husband has a hunch I'm piping her and wants to destroy me. But he wants her back and he's too bitch made to fight me.
you should send the husband all the sexts she sent you just because the fucker threatened you. He should be happy you were around so he found out his wife's a whore sooner rather than later. Tell him that. What a stupid fuck. He married a whore. What a dumb fuck. I bet there were hundreds of warning signs.
My gf humped a guy in the bar in front of me so now I just use her as a fuck toy and I know I would never commit or marry her. She is a whore and will always be one. Loves cock too much to just stay with one.
Don't have too many good ones left... Forgot to ss some of the better ones that are gone now.
9/10 thread OP....still needs nudes of ex or at least better pics of mother.
How come the mother of a daughter that was abused by you became to like you so much? Is the lust really that overwhelming? Or am i thinking too much into this and should just accept that some people will always be whores?
That's all the pics I have of the mother. No pics of ex are coming so if that's what you're waiting for then you're out of luck. Surry.
>>570099568 Wouldn't exactly say "abused" all I did was release some semi inappropriate pictures of her on the internet for about 15 minutes before taking them down.
If true: good show, OP. High five and all that. I also fuck my gf's mom on the side, gf doesn't know and neither does the dad. I swear, gf isn't a prude to say the least, but her mom is proper filthy. Watersports, painal, rainbow showers, torture, the works. One I forced her to wear some painful clips on her nipples during a family outing, heavenly.
I'm on phone but can greentext more stories if anyone's interested.
OP is master family ruiner lmao. I fucked a divorced lady ... like 42, she sells mary kay. Got a new boyfriend who's like 45 or so, he's sure I'm fucking her, and he's like a big buy, a steel worker! Always looks suspicious at me, cuz she hugs me like she wants me every time she sees me....we're from the same town.
I fucked her in the bathroom at a small party...she was sucking my dick on her knees....7.5 incher, like it's her best cock ever...I tried to pull her up to fuck her but she wouldn't stop sucking it. LMAO freaky old bitches. It's crazy though how I'm 24 and her sons are 16 and 19...I'm literally fucking their mom! HAHAHAHA I'd kill my mom if she did that to me. I'd literally beat the shit out of her for embarrassing me that much.
And now she ended up leaving him 2 weeks ago so now I see the bitch at the bar always shitfaced looking for young dick to fuck
"it just kinda happened"
if you loved her and her mother came onto you, you would have rejected her. and if you are the one who came onto the mother, that's even worse.
Dude you are fucking retarded. Fucking troll. Girlfriend and never met? Known her for 7 y ars dated 2...but never met? Douchebag. Go anhero if you think that is normal.
Why, she's just a person like any other.
lol some young lad fucked your mum? Fag boy satisfy your mom and fuck her yerself if she's fucking the whole town fagboy. Or do you prefer the dick you gutless labia bacteria.
nobody said it was normal but it happened. We obviously had no plan on meeting each other until we were together and then she didn't want to until she was 18 and away from home which would have been last month. So yea.
Losing track of what I posted and what I haven't now so if I repost don't bitch.
Yea we all have this idea that older women are different, more mature, and are sexually different, or matured .They like older guys and just wanna be wined and dined and taken to a nice place to fuck, after dating for a month or two. Turns out most of them are just huge sluts who will fuck you the first night. LMAO
Should of told him he's a good carpenter.
Some daughter sext for the hell of it.
Most of these are a bit old, we haven't talked in about a week because I encouraged her to fix her marriage or at least try to. Like I said, I do love and care for her daughter, I don't really want her family to be fucked up.
Don't think I posted this?
How about some after the fact pics?
Nope, just those few.
Aforementioned "scent" conversation.
It actually didn't happen in Montreal, they live on Vancouver island. But my ex just very recently left to go to McGill so she's in montreal now.
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so give us the story of how you and her mom fucked OP!
we need details!
Calm down you 12 year kld. You aint a navy seal, you halo playing queermo.me fight me irl and ill show you how mu cheaper you can fight like ano. Fucking drink your cheap ass canadian bear faggit
>drink bear faggit
LMAO what a pathetic slob. You like sloppy seconds? LMAO she'll be a slut just like her mom. She'll probably fuck her new bfs with her mom together. LMAO. I wish my mom was a fucking hot slut. I would try to get it on with her and one night when she'd be in real heat, I'd succeed. And then I'd treat her like a real fucking whore. That would be hot. And if I had a sister and she could join, even better.
>>570103437 Out of texts anyways.
Kinda simple I guess. As I said earlier she came to my campsite the day after me and my ex finally met for the first time and we were just going to walk to the dog but I had hoped that my ex would come.. She didn't so her mom just came alone, we went for an hour long walk on the beach then when we got back to the campsite she just kinda took me in the tent, took off my pants and started giving me a blowjob. After which we fucked, it was a bit awkward but we talked for a little bit after that and then she left.
>>570104350 She's 18 but is now dating the arabic pussy she cheated on me with.
>>570104376 He's already seen the ones I sent to his wife.
An old conversation I had with my ex about telling her parents about me, lul
>>570104885 I have some texts but not much from him, at least not from after he found out. As for the ex, she doesn't know as far as I know now. Although I did send her a message telling her earlier today actually, not sure if she even bothered reading it though because I'm pretty sure she just insadeletes anything to do with me.