Hello /b/. Let's discuss something serious here. Apparently,

i gotta see this dick

hard of course

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for interest

>>570041521
this!

>>570041141
post your cock for science

>>570041521
for science

>>570041141
is a bit uner 4 inch penis considered a micropenis?

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>>570041141

Man, if only you were gay, I have a mad fetish for small cocks. I desperately want to be a slave for a guy with a dick less than 4 inches or so.

>>570041990

> 2.75 inches

I'm curious if your wiener is just all head or a noodle dick with a little head. Post wiener please.

>>570041521

Won't show you anything. I'm at work.

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>>570041141

Yeah OP, prove this wild story with a photo of your tiny boner and a timestamp.

>>570041521
this

you just need to be urself. also, sex isn't the only reason to live. it's only icing on the cake.

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>>570041990
I wouldn't call that micro...tiny...but not micro.

>>570042260
Go to the bathroom. Seeing this dick is a requirement damn you.

>>570042187
oh good, then at least im 1 inch bigger than a micropenis :)

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>>570042353
Yea, try eating cake without any icing. What a shitty life that'd be.

Become a trap bro

>>570042260

If you're not going to show it then what was the point of making this damn thread?

>>570042379
well, that sucks... thanks for the honesty though and at least im not a microdick

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>>570042480

>>570041141
7 inch master race reporting in. OP you sad little virgin; maybe consider surgery or just get a sex change as you're almost there.

>>570042480
>poundcake, no icing
Fucking delicious.

>>570042353
cake without icing isnt very good. Would probably not even want it unless i was starving.

>>570042480

hmmm
something must be wrong with me

I usually tend to scrape the icing off my cake. especially that really sugary birthday style icing.

and I'm a late 20s virgin

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>>570041141
incest helped me grow my penis 4 inches

>>570042591
Modern cameras don't have that level of zoom yet.

>>570041141
Great, ANOTHER fucking trap/sissy thread.
Fuck off.

>>570042669
bad idea nigga. turn cock to cunt, then he'll be depressed about having tiny tits.

>>570042480
This. LOL.

>>570042472
LOL.

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>>570042816

>Doctors take 6 months to determine if I was a boy a girl (fucking pokemon logic).

surely lack of vagina would be a clue.

Or do baby girls not have vaginas?

>>570042480
>>570042732
>fatfucking murricans

>>570041141
better off with you dead? Nah man...you yourself deteremines what life you have a good one or bad one, happy or unhappy...its all in the mindset. Having a small dick or a big dick is one thing in life and you gonna let that control you? if society would be better off with a 4 inch or less penis.. (micro) then all the Chinese plus u would be dead......so fuck it man


Chinese have small dicks and they keep going on for generations

>>570043028

Vaginas don't develop until around 7 years old, until then it's just a tiny hole for pee to come out.

>>570043028
Like I said bro, POKEMON LOGIC.
But it was so underdeveloped that they needed to test my hormone levels.

>>570043098
Shit eating eurotard.

Buddy I'm really sorry that happened to you. I feel self conscious about a 5.5 inch dick. I guess you got to think about other things in life. Maybe find God? After all we are only here for 70 years or so. Shit man I don't know. Im sorry you got a shitty hand in life man. years viquou

>>570042838
I don't think you read my thread properly, anon.
I'm NOT a trap.

>>570042619
feel ya bro, i got a 4 inch.. age 21..

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If OP isn't going to show it I'm out,

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>>570043015
show pictures babypenis

Show us your god damned penis or gtfo!

Well.. that was gayer than usual.

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>Igg-y Aza-lea Sex Tap-e lea-ked >>>
xurl:es/IggyAzaleaSexTape (use . instead of : )

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>>570043304
fruit and vegetables

>shit

>>570043348
Dude, can I see it?

>>570043354
Ok, how do I show it without it getting backtracked at me?

>>570043015
how much of a faggot can you be anon?

One inch pinch

>>570041141

Learn how to eat pussy! make her cum first and she won't car what size your dick is.

>>570043629
i don't take pics of my dick anon, sorry mate!

at least one of you tiny dick dudes have gotta post a pic

we'll never know it's you

>>570043015
OP is not only a faggot like usual, but also incredibly stupid and full of shit. GTFO

If OP won't show this diminutive pecker then there is no point to this thread.

>>570043636
delete exif data

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Damn I want some cake now. Pic related, ice cream cake bitches. No icing.
Also op fuck it sometimes your dealt a shit hand. Post a pic tho everyone needs to see that shit

>>570043636

Upload the pic onto imgur and then post the imgur link here. It removes the exif data

>>570043636
buy a dog

so is it an inch hard? or does it stay the same size?

>>570044010
Don't forget curtains too.

>>570043636
http://www.verexif.com/en/
upload photo, remove exif, save photo, upload here for science which one day may help you or someone else with that problem
>mfw dr. mr. i am

>>570043186
Are you fucking retarted?

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>>570043980

here you go

>>570044010
WinRAR, BRB.

>>570043730
Someone reasonable. Thank you. Do you think that there is a certain number of girls who would live being only eaten and not fucked? I've thought about lesbians, but hey.. they're lesbians.

>>570041990
is this soft or hard.

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>>570043829
OK, not op but here is my little grower. 6" hard tho

Listen up here you mother fucker.

OP. Learn to not give a fucking shit what people think about you. And go on with your life.

Sure, you may have a small ass pecker. But there are people on this planet that would kill for food... a house... internet... a family... yet here you are bitching about your tiny cock.

Grow a pair.

> grow a pair.

Shit sorry.

No timestamped pic of micropenis
Word of advice OP: Kill yourself

>Heaven has left the thread

>>570044284
hard

>>570044182
have a sister at similer age to me we bathed together when we where younger. can confirm the dont get a vagina till a bit later in life.

>>570043628
Don't lie faggot. Europeans don't eat all that healthy. You fuckers eat meat, cheese, and wine like it's going out of style. With a side of carbs. Half of you take cholesterol pills by 30.

Unless your from poor Europe, in which case enjoy your potato.

>>570041141
Man, I really know that feel. Since my mother is alcoholic and weak willed, I pretty believe she probably couldn't prevent herself from drinking and smoking when she was pregnant. So I was born with serious health issues. One of the biggest issue is having really little dick. Having little dick caused a lot of mental and life problems. I have always been avoiding saunas when friends wanted me to go with them, I feel uncomfortably when I need to pee and there are other guys around. My first gf always said that level of pleasure from having sex with me is fucking 0. She said I am not a bad guy, but she can't be with me because of the pathetic sex. Second girl I had sex with was really freakingly hot, and I failed again, she said it was the worst sex in her life. And that all shit while my appearance is kinda attractive for women. Fuck I feel like I'm really cursed, thinking about suicide all the time.

>>570044381
not micro, but small.

>>570044278
there was a thread a while back on r9k i think, basically a woman said she never has penetrative sex with her boyfriend, everything else is ok, and she pegs him.

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>>570044451

>>570044290
Never talking about my own size again

>>570044451
>You fuckers eat meat, cheese, and wine

you say that like it's a bad thing

that's a great diet

>>570044696
meat, cheese, bacon, butter, oil, bacon, cheese, vegatables, bacon. epitome of health. not sarcasm

>>570044278
>Someone reasonable. Thank you. Do you think that there is a certain number of girls who would live being only eaten and not fucked? I've thought about lesbians, but hey.. they're lesbians.
You could use a strapon, while your at it.
Also here are some conditions worse than yours to make you feel better:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buried_penis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webbed_penis

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>>570044451
But our food quality is significantly better than in the USA. First of all it's more regulated. Second of al it has much fewer additives and there are stricter rules.

The more expensive food in the USA is okay. But the cheap food has very poor quality.

>>570044918
maybe an apple?

>>570045170
fuck apples. full of sugar. sugar kills babies

>>570043770
do it.
DO IIITT

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>>570045378
WE BETTER BAN ALL APPLES THEN

>>570044451

you are american which means everything you eat is just a manipulated form of corn startch.

HFCS enjoy it.

No dick pics here

abort thread guys

>>570041141
dont be morbidly obese and you will see your dick
problem solved

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>>570045378

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>>570045983

Nothing wrong with a bit of babykilling every now and then.

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>>570041141
Why is the ruler yellow?

>>570046235

What kind of retarded question is that.

>>570041141
post dick m8

>>570041141
Become a trap bro

>>570045836
not untrue unfortunately. as mentioned before. Baby killers!

>>570044323
>But there are people on this planet that would kill for food... a house... internet... a family... yet here you are bitching about your tiny cock.

Oh please, thats like saying

>There are people who have it better than you, therefore you should not be happy?

Do you not see how retarded logic your statement follows? Why don't you go to Robbie Williams and tell him that hes a sucsessful actor and people would kill others to be at his position so stop being depressed and grow a pair,

>>570045983
'mericunt who don't understand she is the one who will be bankrupt if she don't pay taxes and go to the hospital.

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I come on here feeling bad about my own dick.
Only to see a lot of peoples dicks are under 7 inches.
I thought 7 inches were a shit tier size.

>>570041141
The size doesn't matter it's how you use it

>>570044278

If your that worried about it, get a strap on.

But dude you have to fucking own your condition. You can't even let a girl know that it upsets you in the slightest. I'd be like

"It is what it is, I got a small dick.... but thats not going to stop me from pounding you out with this strap on"

>>570047243
Fuck off, you were shit in water world.

>>570047296
>implying you can even use 2 inches of nothing but head.

>>570042669

he could just get really good at eating pussy

>>570041141
Have you tried to tug on it? Maybe if you tug on it hard enough it will grow.

>>570044290
im 3 inches flaccid and 6,5-7 inches hard and i really thought i was tiny tim of all men this is disgusting, im sorry bro.

>>570048116


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4

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>>570047446

>>570045123
True.

I'm from Canada, I go to Amsterdam a lot. Everything there tastes much fresher and better overall. Standards are much higher. I get pastries from shitty snack bars in the red light district, and I'd have to go to a high end bakery to get something comparable here.

Food quality in Europe is unquestionably much higher.

Like the legal hookers, too.

>>570043098
>he can't afford cake

Lel yuroshit

Just go an hero.
Film n upload automatically.
Live on /b/ forever.
Be remembered.
Win.

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Let's go berzerk!

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>>570049373
Take ppl with you.
Beat high score.
Go out in style.
Live forever.
>Don't be a faggot!

>>570049828
Thought it would be smaller. I've seen guys doing porn with smaller dicks than that...

>>570042260
>has a job
You're already less of a loser than 90% of people on here

>>570049961
It's a 1 inch.

>>570049828
oh fug

>>570049828
It's small, no doubt. But I also thought it'd be smaller. You'll have to compensate OP, by becoming filthy rich and successful. And mastering the art of licking pussy and fingering.

>>570050219
I'm working on that, thank you.

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>>570049828
MAYN THAT SHIT LOOK STANKY

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What would you give to have a dick this big?

>>570041141
Do something productive with your life. Cure cancer or something, but do not reproduce. Get a vasectomy or something so your 1-inch dick gene doesn't spread.

Now, i'd like to remind you all that I'm NOT virgin, but, on the other hand, I've fucked only 1 grill in my lifetime.
But the worst part of it is that even if a grill likes my I usually don't have balls to even come closer to her.

>>570044284
hard...

>>570050516
mutilated jew dick. pass

>>570050573
I've been thinking of that. But I'm not sure if a vasectomy can be done in me.

You might as well kill yourself.

This is a woman's world despite what angry legbeards would have you believe.
If they have small boobs, they can get implants, you can't get cock implants.
And you might as well forget about having a girl because she will cheat on you because you don't satisfy her sexually.
Hell girls cheat on guys with 6 inch cocks because they don't satisfy them sexually.
And if you ever get into an argument with a girl over anything, they'll just blame your malaise on having a small cock, automatically rendering you argument moot.

>>570050340
Just to let you in on a little secret. I've got around a 7 incher a good girth, but I'm still not fully content. Maybe porn is fucking with us all, or maybe it's not just that simple. But we all have a tendency to think that the grass is always greener on the other side, and are therefore never fully happy. In fact, I promise you that the majority of guys in this thread are not content with their dicks, even though they're bigger. Learn from this knowledge and don't think dick size and sex is everything.

>>570051074
You clearly have enough confidence in you to post about it, even if its on an anonymous board, you can still take what people say to heart. That confidence is the first step to being happy, you may get into bed with girls who end up commenting on it or whatever, and yeah size (when too big or too small) does matter, but there are people who genuinely won't mind

>>570051203
take it from someone who's enjoyed sucking on quite a few cocks. 7 inches is good, 8 is pretty much the optimal

>>570051074
OP, how tall are you btw. Feet size and hand size? Are you OK-looking generally?

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>>570049828

>>570050616
dont fuck with grills, /b/ro

>>570051629

Well. I don't know amerifags measures so I'm going 1,65m. I'd score myself a 5/10.

>>570051751
laughed hard

>>570051538
I know, I'm not that insecure. But I'm trying to tell him that people still want more and more. Many people are not even happy with being in the optimal range because they want to be HUGE etc.

I have a pencil dick, it's 6.5" but thin as fuck. I'm not posting photos, but I've slept with 43 girls. Only 3 of them called me small. My foreplay is the best, and once you get a girl to the edge where she wants penetration, stick it in and fuck her like a slut.

>>570051538
oh shut up you fucking idiot

>>570049828
>>570049828
Anon this is important

>Lose weight
>Shave
>Git gud at oral

You'll be fine

>>570041141
you got options OP become a workaholic, don't care what your penis looks like and find some slut, rape someone or just die

>>570041141
I think about suicide all the fucking time and I hardly ever post this kind of shit but don't do it. It's just your fucking dick man, I know our culture tells us how a small penis would be the worst thing ever but I guarantee you 90% of the people in Haiti who where tougher then the weather would love to be you.

>>570051751
LOL

>>570052096
About shaving: Oh God no.
Can you see that black mark above my dick? That's a scar. A very ugly scar

I'm off. See you guys.

>>570051538
homos don't count in dick arguments as they are massive size queens.

>>570052096
This. But don't shave, just keep it neetly trimmed.

>>570041141
also as long as your dick isnt small hard then youre good

>>570052287

Don't kill yourself anon. You look like someone who can do well in life.
I know that a lot of people kill themselves for the most stupid reasons ever, but, idk, like someone said above, even if I find a girl that loves me, I'm never going to fully satisfy her.

>>570050516
Fake, hold it up straight not at an angle.

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>>570052625
unfortunately its real

>>570044451
>implying cheese meat and wine is inherently bad

Its called moderation you fat neckbeard piece of fucking shit

>>570050516
that shits 4-5 inches top.

>>570042567
this

>>570052357
well, women also prefer cocks that are a bit over average, around 7-8 inches.
obviously they are ok with average size too but average isn't optimal if you're just talking about cock size

>>570049828
Ok, I see your balls but where is the... oooh...

>>570053495
theres to many studies saying what women prefer. some say average. some say 7 inches. some fucking saying 10 inches.

>>570053281
Nigger that's about 8 inches and very girthy.

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>>570052795
still, no foreskin

>>570043550
She fucks niggers.

>>570044290
ugh im about 3" soft but I'm a shower (~4.5" hard), you made me feel good about myself then bad about myself

>>570053281
Haha oookay

>>570052795
>>570054041
This. I do wish I had a cock so wide, but I'd not trade mine for one where the foreskin's been removed, because I know what it feels like to have a foreskin and have actually read the research on circumcision.

>>570041141
Bobo?

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>>570042480
i'm literally eating cake with no frosting right now

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>>570054041
>>570054467

like mine?
7.5in long, girth 6in

I like to think that men with micropenises are not meant to reproduce, they just don't have the right genes for us humans to evolve and because of that mother natures put a stop to it.

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>>570054854
>eating pauper cake

>>570054920
im jealous and turned at the same time... that's a godtier cock Sir

>>570054920
Now that's a cock. Feels good to be born in a country which doesn't ritually mutilate the penises of their babies, amirite?

>>570054920
an uncut with the head of a cut? never thought I'd see the day

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>>570055117
>>570055121
Thanks! Really nice to hear :)
here is one more

>>570041141
op are you sure your penis is small? I used to believe mine was too, 3'' flacid, 5'' erect.
dont believe b/ lies about 7'' average.

>>570055569
no no, thank You.
i wish i could service it with my body

>>570055910
Well, I take that as a cock-pliment :)

>>570056208
you should and i wasn't even kidding... i've been called a slut and i guess that's what i am

>>570044451
>cheese, lol
>wine is LEGIT good for you in moderation.
>implying we can afford meat. There's a recession on you know.

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is mine small? I feel like it is

>>570041141
OP would you be interested in being a guest on my podcast?

>>570057208
now that is a godtier cock

>>570057208
Nah, I thought mine was small too until my girlfriend compared it to actual objects. I thought it was smaller than all the ones she mentioned, but she literally proved I was wrong. Try comparing it to things with a standard size, like a can of coke.

>>570042480
cornbread motherfucker

>>570057208
>>570057596
Honestly I would cut off my dick to suck that cock for 5 minutes

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>>570055278
that's just called having a large uncut penis. that's what it looks like, and why guys with large unmutilated dicks never hear that "it looks weird" comment.
>the more you know

>>570057638
Same, I always had fears of mine being small, but when it came to measuring, it turns out I'm about 7 1/2 inches long, and 1 1/2 inches wide. It did boost my confidence, but it still bugged me beforehand, you know?

>>570057239
>marc maron detected

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I garuntee you'd gain at least 4 inches alone if you lost some wieght

>>570056656
Look at British 'cuisine' for god's sake. Don't get me started on Scottish, Jesus Christ. It's like you're eating scabs and shit.

what does /b/ think, should i just lock my tiny penis in chastity forever and keep on pleasuring big cocks instead of trying to get laid?

>>570058345
The funny thing is, I'd actually measured mine at the time. I just still thought it was smaller than all of the objects she was mentioning - turns out I'm just awful at estimating things.

Btw, you need to use a loose tape measure or a tailoring one printed on a strip of fabric and measure girth in a circular way, not simply its width. They vary in shape. With 1 1/2in though, you've got nothing to worry about, it's just interesting to see where you fall on that graph of the ideal penis length and girth,.

Its faggots with small cocks like this guy that make me really appreciate my 6.5/7"

>>570058701
>implying anyone in Britain eats British food

It basically exists for traditional reasons now, we pretty much appropriated the best food of all the places we conquered and that's what we eat.

Besides, I hate to break it to you, but the most famous American food is burgers, which you didn't invent, and soul food, which you also didn't invent. At least we invented something shit instead of nothing.

>>570059102
real pizza, bitch
.>mfw italians just threw some tomato sauce on some dough and added olive oil

>>570042480

>What is a muffin

Stop being such a fatfuck.

>>570047243
not knowing the average depth of a cunt and knowing only the first couple of inches are the pleasure zone... virgin detected

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>>570042480

>>570049828
I'd subject myself to being a fat slob with no ambition if I had that...Not
>implying you should get fit
>stop your bitching
>find a kinky wife to finger your prostate while fulfilling her fantasies.
>stop your bitching
>make loads of cash to throw at avg and big dick ppls faces.
>die happy knowing your lived a full life and that you were able to afford artificial insemenation to have 3 kids you put threw college all because of the ambition your micropenis gave you.

>>570058721
dude, if you wanna get laid, ill be your fuck bitch

>>570059545
>he thinks American pizza is real pizza

You're already uncultured as fuck, but if you think that's what Italians do to make pizza, I don't even know what to say to you.

Source: Italian girlfriend.

>>570054920
nice length but your dick head looks like wood grain.

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>>570059619
Your penis must only be a couple of inches long. I can understand wanting to believe that 4 inches is all that matters. However, you've never seen how apeshit a girl goes when you hit her cervix. I can forgive you for this, the universe has punished you enough already.

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>>570041141
Reasons why I appreciate my 5.8
>These types of stories

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>>570054141
>4.5 inches hard
>shower

>>570059921
The sad truth..sex is hard for us big dicks at times..to the point were they have to stop and offer a hj/Bjerknes to not continue..but I always eat them just to return the favor

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>>570059580
muffins = pizza
>seems legit
>mfw i'm not fat and can get laid

also, german chocolate cake. yeah, we invented that, for real.

How do you jack off? So sad for ya

>>570055569
wood grain dick head

>>570060312
Mine's 7, and I've never had that happen. I've had to slow down sometimes, had to add more lube, and they've stopped me for a few seconds, but they've never completely abandoned ship. I guess an extra inch of even a half might have pushed me over the edge of that.

Do wish I had a bit more girth though.

>>570060312
This though
>"Hey anon, can you slow down a bit"
>"Hey anon, can you slow down a bit"
>"Hey anon, slower"
>"Hey anon, just stop for a second"

>>570060290
yeah im a shower, but the worst kind of shower, a small shower i.e. i dont grow much when i get hard

>>570044381
>heaven has left the thread
>implying that's a bad thing

>>570059921

>Average penis isn't satisfying

What a load of shit, it's more how you use it, unless it's really small or something. An average penis is more than capable of satisfying most women.

You should stretch your donger our and fuck all of the girls you see, your mom included

>>570043015
FUCKING POST DICK NOW

>>570042138
...I don't get it. Why?

>>570049828
if you're going to have a dick that small, you could at least get fit.

Dick pick or you're lying

>>570044323
This, to some extent.

I feel your pain, OP, at least to some extent. I have a below average size penis. Learn to take pleasure in other aspects of your life and not to dwell on the one (by the sounds of it) poor aspect.

For example, get really, really fit and take pleasure in that. Or, if that bores you, get into something beautiful...walk in the hillside, go camping, write, paint, play music...express yourself creatively.

Surround yourself with interesting people. If you want to be rich then study, work hard and maybe start a business.

You have such opportunity.

From your post you are a literate, socialised human being. You write well and come across as a smart guy.

Good luck OP and please don't an hero. See you in the gym.

>>570054920
nice herpes m8

>>570060620
I'm 7 / 6.5
The girth hurts them sometimes but they like that pain, and I guess it's cause there mostly 5'3. but all it takes is on hit to the cervix unless she's a trooper so yea I need to slow it down or not go balls deep 90% of the time if we continue

>>570060898

>implying heaven in one person
>newfags can't heaven

>>570061026
>he's never been friends with girls
I assure you, when they say you're satisyfing to your face, they're saying something totally different to their friends. Sorry.

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>>570041141

Hang yourself, no-dick fucker.

Note to all faggots saying this guy shouldnt give a shit...

IMAGINE YOU HAD A FUCKING MICRO PENIS!

I would jump off the nearest bridge. Fucking worse than aids.

>>570061026
>>570061664
Alternate way of looking at it: You're very hungry. A cheeseburger would sate your hunger, satisfying you. A double cheeseburger would be even better.

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>>570041141
Wow, hang yourself you no-dick fucking waste of space and air.

>>570061664
What does that matter that still means she fucked and people know about it.

>>570055278
When most uncut dicks are erect, the foreskin rolls down and the bellend is often fully exposed (giving it the appearance of a cut dick).

You haven't seen it before because you're from America and deepthroat Jews for a living.

>>570059545
Man you know fuck all about food.
Bet you think America invented everything of any value in the world today.

>>570062036
I can assure you, the guys I saw having their 4-inch wonders discussed were not more likely to get sex from the other girls in the room. Quite the opposite, I could actually pinpoint the second they were moved to the entire room's "No" pile.

>>570062335
they did faggot

>>570061664

Well, no woman has ever even hinted that my cock wasn't enough for her, and none of my female friends really give a shit. Sure, they make jokes about sex and all that, but so do us men, and not only that but most of them are fine with an average dick (except a few size queens). Maybe I'm just not as insecure about it as you are.

>>570041141
>Be me
>7" normal dick
>One blue iris
>One dark green iris

Only the dead know peace from this suffering.

Seriously 99% of people don't notice until I point it out then they scream "oh shit wow".

>>570062335
It's adorable, isn't it? Like a kid telling lies: It's obvious to everyone except them.

>>570062516
>no woman has ever told me to my face that i have a small, unsatisfying penis
Yeah, I wasn't insecure about it either until I actually heard a discussion about the subject. Ruthless, honestly.

>>570062504
Thanks Uncle Sam. Forever in my heart.

>>570062805
nah joek brev americanas a shit

>>570061970

This is the best way to look at it. It's the same as you being happy and satisfied with an average woman, versus being amazed by a nudist katy perry that cooks, cleans, and sucks your dick like clockwork.

Is 5.8 average enough?

>>570062754

I wouldn't say 5.6" length and 5.3" girth is small. I'm just saying you can be satisfied without getting what you might see as 'perfect' or 'flawless'.

>>570063553
Its better than 4".

>last time i checked 6", but doesnt matter happy with my gf

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>>570041141

Good thing I'm not part of this microdick beta ass faggot club.

Those of you who are, should probably just kill yourselves.

>>570063736
Better than I thought it'd be from your first post, for sure.

>>570054119
I'm a nigger, got a problem?

get fit. no, skinny. become a woman. it'll be fucking awesome.

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>>570041141
>FML
>grill
and other shit text which I don't understand

>Goes to shrink.
>He says "Nah, fuck you".
>Thinks about suicide now and then.
Seriously, I totally don't fucking understand what that means. I'm not drunk or anything.

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my black dick
>i fuck some californian white bitches & milfs that thinks all black men have mandingo dick.
>i'm proud of my dick .

>>570064480
>FML
Fuck my life
>grill
Girl

>>570050516if you have a dick that big you gotsta fuck a horse, not too many grills can take that girth.

>>570049828
op I just have to be straight with you
Im so sorry bro. that would just suck so bad.

fat, little dick, and presumably ugly.
>you need to acquire stacks of money

>>570041141
Think of it this way... every time you fuck you always go balls deep. Not everyone can say that.

>>570049828
Have you considered plastic surgery? I think they can bring it up to 3-4 inches. With the right foreplay beforehand, a girl won't really care generally.

>>570055278
i can't tell if this moron is serious.

See kids, this is what american people actually believe.

>protip: the vast majority looks like that, fucking retard. PHIMOSIS IS A CONDITION THAT CAN BE SOLVED.

>>570055569
do you have gigantic hands?
6.5 inches girth?

Nigger i have 5.25 inches girth and barely any condom fits me, even the trojan XXL chokes my fucking dick.

>>570041141
>Be born premature after mom smoked throughout pregnancy.

Stopped reading there. m00t pls gib /rp/ board for these fucking retards.

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I had a chick tell me a week ago that i have a small dick, heres a pic of it going down after a fap.

>>570064546
>mandingo dick

hahaha, whatever man

>>570066445
that chick was almost certainly a whore.

>>570066445
I think it's likely she had other reasons for wanting to piss you off and went for the only option she had.

>>570066453
i don't have mandingo dick but white bitches think i do.

>>570065895
19,5 cm long 15,5 cm girth
it´s not diamond on the pics, more like semi hard...sorry. will make new pics when i am acutally horny as fuck

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Is my dick small??

>>570067002
yes

>>570066957
lol, sure thing mate, post ass too while you're at it

>>570041141
Pics or it didn't happen

>>570041141
Maybe is an overdeveloped clotoris!!

>>570066670
can confirm

>>570067002

nah bro you look fine, atleast average.

>post average dick, expect a lot of ppl to hate
>not everyone has a horse cock, stop watching so much porn
>i have a thick 5 incher, girls love it

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all you little manlet dicks bow down to me

>>570066445
thats the girliest penis ive ever seen.
Completely hairless, smooth, and no little skin creases.

But sizewise its average, maybe a bit above

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>>570067875
i dont have a response to that

>>570067875
>girliest penis

Bit of an oxymoron

>>570045824
topkek pic related

>>570067401
bcuz its thick and u hit the 5inch in length which is enough.

mahh dick is around 7-7,5 in length but only 5 in girth. My dick confidence go down time to time even if my gf tells me its huge sometimes all I see is a pencil dick.

fuck porn

Imho a wider, thicker dick is better than a longer one.
But thats just how i like my cocks. Thicker feels better.

OP join Buddhist monastery and ascend sexual needs. I'm not even kidding. If suffering is what life offers you, become expert at it.

>>570049828

If it makes you feel some sense of solidarity, while I have a nearly 8 inch cock I am nearly unable to orgasm. I have had sex with 16 different women (I'm 29) and I have NEVER had an orgasm without masturbating.

I'm not saying I'd trade... but I know what it's like to be ashamed.

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>>570054920

Nigger why do you have dots on your dickhead? Also, nice cock.

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>>570062504

Anyone else just love huge flaccid dicks? I don't mind if they are the same size when they grow but I love the huge flopping hanging motion they have going along with two big juicy low hanging balls. Not gay though, Just see some guys with this kind of package at the showers. Again not gay. Thanks.

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>>570069984

I dunno, that sounds pretty gay.

>>570041141
Don't kill you self. Napoleon Bonaparte had a small penis and look what he achieved. Life is not about sex. Nikola Tesla, and Isaac Newton both died virgins.

>>570070820
>napolen
>small penis

pick one

there is no evidence on teslas and newtons virginity either. thats just bs propaganda.
>look at these powerful men, look at thier power that I will never achieve, They hhave small penis btw.

>>570042353
biologically yes sex is the only reason we live. To reproduce