I will be known as the polka dot panties anon.
I hope you're a lurker, I want to make thisa regular thing.
what else would i be but a lurker haha. no but really i fucking hope so and you really need to tell me somehow via satelite or fucking messeage bird that you're on here doing this.
it is, you just don't have the skills
dammit have some backbone. drop that fake stuff and show us your little trappy cock.
there's no shame in being yourself, you know?
Woah woah woah..!
Definitely earned my attention. Keep going love.
not outie, piercing, but yes small tits
OH MAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND MUST BE HOT. I AM IMPRESSED WITH YOU, STRANGER. YOU MUST ME SO COOL
Wow, I love that cute little pussy of yours. What do you say about my cock? Would suck?
Do you want ride with this girls ? So...
U MUST visit this page for moaaar hot pics !
old pic because I'm lazy
You're nice, couldn't get the little shit to stand still so this is the best i can get
None of this changes the fact that this month is Septembor and not Octobor.
Why would I do that? I'm not a trap or other pathetic deviations from the male gender.
Maybe in thickness.
This position please? Except 1 finger in pooper or vag
love it here's me
Just saying dude if you ever want to get laid, you might wanna invest in some personal hygiene, maybe then you won't be a kissless virgin mongaloid for you whole life.
Just trying to help a brother out
I'm straight tho
How depressing would it be for you to know that I haven't been one since 2 years ago? If you think that your success with girls will suddenly improve if you decide to become a feminine little princess, you're most likely a huge betafag. Here's what a nice cock really looks like.
someone post a cock tribute or a cum tribute and I'll start a new thread in a day or so.
>Thinks having body hair = a lack of personal hygiene.
I love tiny white bitches. its so fun to split them in half.
Special treat for you, OP :3. You may do anything with it.
>Doesn't clean pubic hair
>Not a lack of personal hygiene
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
i beg to differ Fat Fedora Tipper. Go back to /mlp
No. Not bathing is a lack of personal hygiene. Not brushing your teeth is a lack of personal hygiene. Not using deodorant is a lack of personal hygiene.
Saying that having body hair is a lack of personal hygiene is like saying having a foreskin is a lack personal hygiene. Just keep that shit clean and you're fine.
You srs, faggot? YOU SRS? Underageb& for sure.
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
/b/ is anonymous, I don't want any chance of recognition
you NEED to get laid.
you will NOT get laid.
it is known.
You can redneck all you want, it wont change the fact that you are 15, have a race car bed, and your daddy touches you at night. Timmy.
Pic related. never seen a nigger do that before.
HOLY fuck I just rolled quints and wasted them so badly..s-senpai. Please forgive me...
>pic related, your beta level is over 9000
Nice get, nignog!
Anon if you are in Birmingham come fuck me.
names not timmy, nigger
and niggers eat shit all the time, so much this town hall full of niggers had to have a town meeting about "eating da poo poo"
go back to africa and eat shit and die
Oh sorry Brad. Pic or it didnt happen. Go ahead and hope back to the beta threads. You cant get tight white pussy like i can. You lose.
because nothing's ever been in my ass.
>how to be a deluded wanker
you just wrote the manual.
* just to clarify, there is nothing wrong with wanking per se but you shouldn't get carried away.
>something a lot bigger and more interesting
This! This guy gets it.
Seriously, I just don't get the childish and puerile chorus of "sharpie in pooper", and no I'm not a newfriend, been here years and it's had me pissed all this time. Wtf, is /b/ fucking 11 or wut?
TL;DR, Yes agreed a thousand times, fuck the sharpie, shove a big fat dildo in there.
Sup. could you do a position like this? no need to spread pussy. thx
And now this my last post keep on 4chan tomorrow miss ''polka'' and you'll see picture or 2 of me trying to ''summon'' you haha. Thank you for the amazing fap. im fairly sore now cause i sat here dryfapping for 20-50 minutes im gonna get a bandaid on my dick and im gonn play games. see yah /b <3
OP you should get on cam for us
gogogo, pic related
Six years after the events of A Link to the Past, Hyrule is enjoying a time of peace and tranquility, but Princess Zelda suffers from a dark, recurring dream showing a shadow over a temple; a premonition of evil to come. One day, she witnesses a mysterious and brilliant light in the sky to the east. Aginah, the younger brother of the wise man Sahasrahla and now living in his old hideout near the Eastern Palace also witnesses such a light, and travels to investigate. There he finds a strange youth lying on the ground. Zelda, also following the light, meets up with Aginah, and they both carry the child to rest in Sahasrahla's hideout. Confused by the youth's unusual clothes, they believe the child not to hail from Kakariko Village. Speaking to Aginah while the youngster sleeps, Zelda learns that his brother Sahasrahla had also sensed danger surrounding Hyrule and had left the land to find the hero, Link.
While Link has not yet returned, Zelda senses that if this new youth was endowed with courage, he or she may be the Hero of Light. Zelda then sets of for Hyrule Castle before sending Aginah to find the Book of Mudora while she speaks to the Fortune Teller.
Aginah and the hero travel to the Sanctuary at the foot of the mountain, but Zelda follows, claiming she had another prophetic dream, this time of her holding the Book of Mudora on top of Death Mountain. Zelda insists on traveling with the hero to the summit of the mountain, as she is the only one who can read the Book of Mudora.
During their quest to obtain the final two tablets and reach the summit, the Fortune Teller sees the King of Evil in a vision.
In Four Swords Adventures, Zelda used her telepathy to call Link to Hyrule Castle so she and him can join the Shrine Maidens to investigate the seal on Vaati at the Four Sword Sanctuary, due to ominous clouds of darkness covering Hyrule.
However, while using their magic to check the seal, Shadow Link appeared and kidnapped Zelda and the six Maidens and sent Link to the Four Sword Sanctuary.
This was all a trap by Shadow Link to cause Link to draw the Four Sword, releasing the seal on the Wind Mage Vaati, allowing him to escape.
Once rescued from Vaati, Link and Zelda flee down the Tower of Winds, similar to the escape from Ganon's Tower in Ocarina of Time.
Zelda must be protected from damage during this escape. When nearing the exit however, the four Links and Zelda are sent tumbling deep beneath the tower by Ganon. While the four Link's are out cold, Zelda attempts to seal away Ganon with her magic, but is instead stopped and sealed away by Ganon himself. The four Links fight Ganon together, and eventually weaken him enough to break the seal on Zelda. Zelda then fights Ganon alongside the Links much like in The Wind Waker.
While she does not wield the Light Arrows by name, she does wield a ball of light energy which, coupled with Link's arrows, serves the same function of the Light Arrows, stunning Ganon long enough for him to be drawn into the Four Sword. She must be protected from Ganon's attacks so the ball of light energy can become big enough to contain Ganon's evil might.
Link collects items and weapons throughout the game, whose abilities allow him to access, navigate and complete dungeons to advance the story. Each dungeon is a dense, self-contained area in which Link solves puzzles and defeats enemies, and ends in a battle with a boss, a powerful unique enemy.
Each dungeon and its boss share a major item and common theme; for example Link must use the Fairy Bow to complete the Forest Temple and defeat its boss Phantom Ganon, both of which involve trickery and misdirection.
Defeat of a dungeon's boss grants Link a special item and advances the main quest.
Ocarina of Time has several optional side-quests, or minor objectives, that the player can choose to complete or ignore. Completing the side-quests usually results in rewards, normally in the form of weapons or abilities. In one side-quest, Link trades items he cannot use himself among non-player characters.
This trading sequence features ten items and ends with Link receiving an item he can use, the two-handed Biggoron Sword, the largest and strongest sword in the game.
In another side-quest, Link can acquire a horse named Epona. This allows him to travel faster, but attacking while riding is restricted to arrows.
okay, finally, stick a vibrator or dildo in your sweet pussy!!! enough of the teasing!!!
Pic of you hanging yourself.
The Legend of Zelda games feature a mixture of puzzles, action, adventure/battle gameplay, and exploration.
These elements have remained constant throughout the series, but with refinements and additions featured in each new game. Later games in the series also include stealth gameplay, where the player must avoid enemies while proceeding through a level, as well as racing elements. Although the games can be beaten with a minimal amount of exploration and side quests, the player is frequently rewarded with helpful items or increased abilities for solving puzzles or exploring hidden areas.
Some items are consistent and appear many times throughout the series (such as bombs and bomb flowers, which can be used both as weapons and to open blocked or hidden doorways; boomerangs, which can kill or paralyze enemies; keys for locked doors; magic swords, shields, and bows and arrows), while others are unique to a single game.
Though the games contain many role-playing elements (Zelda II is the only one to include an experience system), they emphasize straightforward hack and slash-style combat over the strategic, turn-based or active time combat of games like Final Fantasy. The game's role-playing elements, however, have led to much debate over whether or not the Zelda games should be classified as action role-playing games, a genre on which the series has had a strong influence
Goodnight, /b/! see you in a day or two, horny lurkers!