[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Let's get a ex gf/fuckbuddy nude thread going from Ausfags.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 309
Thread images: 78

File: image.jpg (92KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
92KB, 640x1136px
Let's get a ex gf/fuckbuddy nude thread going from Ausfags. Post state as well

Nsw
>>
>>568956148
Those are some fine as fuck lookin tits
>>
File: image.jpg (196KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
196KB, 640x1136px
Thankyou. It's my ex's mother actually she's 52. Fitness freak haha, face is like 7/10 tho :/ and you can see her hands are a bit old looking.

We talked for like a year after I broke up with her daughter and started sexting but then November last year she got these implants and I was like yeah nah I can't stop myself anymore I know it's wrong but fuck me those tits. And I did it. So fucking loose. And felt disgusting afterwards. Only done her twice haha, she's clingy as fuck :/
I've made a thread about the whole story before about 3 weeks ago or so everyone was calling me motherfucker aha.

More tits for ya sir
>>
Story please
>>
File: image.jpg (132KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
132KB, 640x1136px
Ugh okay give me a bit in the middle of eating haha
>>
>> face is lke 7/10 job

bag on head
>>
File: image.jpg (156KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
156KB, 640x1136px
I'll do a story if I get more people interested atm it's like 1-2.
>>
>>568958597
Make that 3 faget
>>
Yes, story. I'm in a situation right now. Still deciding if I should do it.
>>
make that 4, story time
>>
File: 2.jpg (26KB, 360x480px) Image search: [Google]
2.jpg
26KB, 360x480px
>>568956148
WA reporting
>>
File: 3.jpg (86KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]
3.jpg
86KB, 960x720px
>>568958870
also bumping for interest with OC here
>>
Bumpin
>>
Im an interested party
>>
>>568959272
best tits I have seen all year
>>
File: 4.jpg (70KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]
4.jpg
70KB, 960x720px
>>568959624
word
pity about her mental issues
>>
>>568959923
lol yeah that would be normal tho
>>
File: image.jpg (77KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
77KB, 640x1136px
Year was 2011, January. Fighting with parents cause I was dumb emo fuckwit back then. Always trying to rebel. Bein a lil shit. Had goth gf. She was like skinny as fuck probs 6/10.
Move out of home and live with her family. Met her mum, didn't think anything of her. Became good friends with the mum because I liked to stay up till 2-3 in the morning as did she. I was still doing year 11 at this time, same school as gf so the mum used to drop us both there. She is married too btw to like this 58ish year old ex firefighter.
Gf used to go to bed at like 11pm and me and her mum would stay up in the lounge room chatting and watching movies or listening to the music channel.
Living with family for about 8 months then breakup with gf over stupid shit. Decide to move back home. Then receive a text from the mum saying "hope u are ok. Will miss u x".. Hmm
Continuing.
>>
File: 5.jpg (29KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
5.jpg
29KB, 480x360px
>>568960208
eh least she was mental enough to send tits and more
Australia/WA girls are all class
>>
File: image.jpg (124KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
124KB, 640x1136px
Tell her I will miss her too etc blah blah. Surprisingly she continues texting me over the next few weeks just asking how I'm going and stuff. Don't think anything strange of it. One day I was in garage working out (I'm pretty fit and have a decent body 8/10), and she goes "what are you up to?" And I go "working on my abs wbu?" And she goes "ah yes I remember them.. Still have them?" And I'm thinking uhh. "Yeah I do wanna see?" She goes "haha if you like" so I send her a picture.
Basically everything progressed from there. It got to sexting. To sending photos.
Now back then she didn't have that sexy rib tattoo and she didn't have implants.
So yeah she had a decent body and i just talked to her when I was horny and the idea that it was my ex's mum just turned me on so much I continued talking. We always talked about meeting up one day and fucking but I never did it. Like was getting in and out of relationships so id stop speaking to her for periods of time. Not that it phased her she has some sort of indescribable need for me. She has a fetish for tattoos and abs and muscles.
Anyway.. Last November I was drinking with mates at a BBQ and she texted me out of the blue. My mates all know about her and laughed and told me to talk to her. Next thing I know she goes "I got my implants two weeks ago"...
>>
>>568961197
continue
>>
>>568961098
Brisbane girls are shithouse at doing that
>>
File: image.jpg (104KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
104KB, 640x1136px
So me being drunk, and her having these goddess like tits, and my mates being great influences. Ended up me leaving the BBQ early because the sober guy drove me 30 minutes to my house with everyone in the car and me organising for her to come over. Now my parents were home so i asked for her to just come past and id hop in her car and we could go for a drive and stuff.
45 minutes later she did park done the street and text me. I was absolutely shitting it. I hadn't seen this woman in years in person and the thought that I had lived with her for quite a while, dated her daughter and slept under her husbands roof made me nervous as fuck. Basically I got in the car and started small talk, mainly about my new tattoos. We drove to a secluded area in my neighbourhood which basically every cunt and his missus go to fuck in the car. And I kind of leant in and that's all I had to do. Started hooking up. Then I got her naked and started fingering her. As I was going down on her she kind of moaned and then said "oh, I love you". Thankgod my mouth was crammed in her pussy so I just kinda chuckled it off and didn't have to say it back but it was weird as fuck.
Took me just over an hour to cum. She was so fucking loose and she said I love you about 2 or 3 times and we were in a small hatchback (Suzuki swift). I was literally drenched in sweat afterwards.
>>
File: 6.jpg (57KB, 745x960px) Image search: [Google]
6.jpg
57KB, 745x960px
>>568961601
more deserved tits
share what us men of the west have
>>
File: image.jpg (162KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
162KB, 640x1136px
Also this is my hands on her tits I sat in the back and asked her to take the photo haha, don't mind the broken right hand it's in a cast.
>>
File: Jenna Hope 1-1.png (443KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
Jenna Hope 1-1.png
443KB, 640x640px
>>
>>568956641
she's got the body of a 21 year old...
dont know what the strange is like but
show her face and b0x pl0x
>>
File: image.jpg (99KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
99KB, 640x1136px
Only got a couple of her face but none are clear
>>
File: image.jpg (153KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
153KB, 640x1136px
This ones recent
>>
File: Jenna Hope 3.png (2MB, 1135x1012px) Image search: [Google]
Jenna Hope 3.png
2MB, 1135x1012px
>>568962090
>>
File: image.jpg (146KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
146KB, 640x1136px
>>
File: Jenna Hope (2).jpg (133KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]
Jenna Hope (2).jpg
133KB, 720x960px
>>568962403
>>
File: 560542248-image.jpg (97KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]
560542248-image.jpg
97KB, 640x960px
>>568961921
thanks
>>
>>568962090
you should give all her details out more easily
>>
File: image.jpg (128KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
128KB, 640x1136px
She looks younger in this one cause her hair is tied back
>>
>>568962457
nice pics thx for sharing!
>>
Crazy story. :D was entertaining. :D
>>
You still stay in touch?
>>
>>568962403
you Connecticut guys are ODing...
>>
Haha crazy dude, have you ever gotten into an argument with your ex and been tempted to drop the 'well I fucked your mum' bomb?
What about her husband, would he kill you if he found out?
>>
File: image.jpg (203KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
203KB, 640x1136px
Yeah she snapchats me all the time but I ignore I'm dating someone atm. She's a crazy bitch.
If you guys want prove I'll time stamp my hands.
Better yet... I'll get her to take a pic and hold up the date.. Hmm ;) she might actually she's so fucking whipped on me the crazy slut haha
>>
Dont 404 on me now
>>
File: image.jpg (83KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
83KB, 640x1136px
>>568963253
I don't talk with that ex anymore. It was years ago she's even blocked me on fb. I have thought of it but she's never really gotten on my bad side and plus it will tear their family apart. Like I don't wanna be a home wrecker. The husband is a solid ex firefighter but he's got a bad shoulder and is pretty fat now so maybe back then when I was 16 I would have been scared but I'm 19 now, I'm pretty solid myself and have been doing MMA for 3 years and boxing for 8, multiple assault charges on my record aha. So no not now he doesn't worry me.
>>
Any newcastle slits? Only just back in town and need to know who to hit up
>>
File: image.jpg (171KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
171KB, 640x1136px
>>
>>568963617
Ah, she's going for the bad boy/toy boy hookup, there's something wrong with older women when they just can't grow up themselves haha. Vic here anyway.
>>
>>568956148
That's just fucking amazing.
>>
File: Jenna Hope.jpg (200KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
Jenna Hope.jpg
200KB, 1024x768px
>>
Share snapchat name
>>
>>568963905
Any pussy pics?
>>
File: image.jpg (108KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
108KB, 640x1136px
>>568964038
Only from before she got implants
>>
>>568964038
This OP respond
>>
>>568961601
It's because we wear clothes that show our tits on a daily basis here, in qld. The ol nip slip ain't nuthin spesh.
>>
>>568964265
Dump em!
>>
Well done op. I would ruin that hot slut. Newy fag here
>>
File: image.jpg (85KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
85KB, 640x1136px
Rubbing her pussy but it's blurry and shitty. Didn't turn me on when she sent it I'm just in love with her tits
>>
File: Jenna Hope13.png (1010KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]
Jenna Hope13.png
1010KB, 640x960px
>>568964010
>>
^ these pussies probably have 30 years difference between them haha
>>
>>568964541
And she's just inlove with you. Ba-dum-tish

But seriously, do you think she REALLY does love you? That's so fucking creepy, what if she fell inlove with you while you were dating her daughter, and every time she fucked her husband...she pictured you. Nailing her daughter.
>>
>>568964541
The better of the 2 ;)
>>
>>568964541
any videos of her?
>>
File: image.jpg (123KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
123KB, 640x1136px
I know she's in love with me. But I dunno, she never once made a move while I was living there. And she used to swim in the pool in the mornings in her bikini and I never really looked much cause like, was my girlfriends mum and also she didn't have implants. Her tits were shit before. Pic related before implants
>>
File: Jenna Hope_8.jpg (156KB, 767x1022px) Image search: [Google]
Jenna Hope_8.jpg
156KB, 767x1022px
>>
File: Jenna Hope_2.jpg (102KB, 690x920px) Image search: [Google]
Jenna Hope_2.jpg
102KB, 690x920px
>>568965085
>>
>>568965049
Tits are tits op i love em all
>>
File: 1324769637669.jpg (31KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]
1324769637669.jpg
31KB, 512x384px
>>
File: image.jpg (102KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
102KB, 640x1136px
>>568965035
Yes. But I is newfag. And don't know how to make into webm or gif so you can suffer and deal with the pics haha
>>
someone tell this man who to make webms stat
>>
Wants to see a pic of OP. Highly curious about how attractive you must be to make mum love you.
>no mum has ever loved me, not even my own
>>
I just asked her for a favour over snapchat and she just replied "yeah..what you need?"

Now FELLOW /B/ROS.
For you all to believe me and know that this ain't bullshit. You tell me what I should ask her to do. I'm not talking pussy shots or anything. I'm saying like hold up a piece of paper saying something. And not something ridiculous or she'll be like wtf. A genuine thing that can prove all this
>>
File: image.jpg (609KB, 1936x1936px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
609KB, 1936x1936px
>>568965823
>>
>>568965519
you could put it in a zip and upload it to mega?
>>
File: LindseyMaillet.png (364KB, 360x640px) Image search: [Google]
LindseyMaillet.png
364KB, 360x640px
>>
>>568965976
I'm on my phone and I Cbf.
You guys want proof? What should I make her write on a piece of paper
>>
>>568966189
Pools closed
>>
>>568965854
Make her write "I want to ride that dick all night long ;)"
>>
get her to write your name
>>
Any from Perth?
>>
File: image.jpg (151KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
151KB, 640x1136px
I just told her to hold up a piece of paper saying (B) with the date under it I'll see what she says
>>
>>568966554
I mean you said unique but i guess timestamp works
>>
The only picture I saved of her. It was good while it lasted.
>>
I like her tattoo and her boobs are amazing ;)
>>
>>568966670
Are you laying on her foot?
>>
File: image.jpg (122KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
122KB, 640x1136px
She said give her 5 minutes.
TIMESTAMP COMING CUNTS

Bow down to THE motherfucker
>>
>>568966886
I guess so. I have a bit of a foot fetish, but I didn't even realize...
>>
>>568965921
Yeah fair duce, you don't have ya typical young adult body. Do you reckon you can keep up those abs until you're 50?
How will you feel when you lose your abs?
>also never had abs
>>
File: 1410659072778.jpg (44KB, 413x403px) Image search: [Google]
1410659072778.jpg
44KB, 413x403px
>>568966947
Been lurkin all night op and trust i will wait for delivar
>>
PLEASE POST THE VIDEOS
>>
>>568965402
is that jane?
>>
Any from Auckland?
>>
>>568967187
Delivery inbound in a few mins dw /b/ro, won't let ya down.
>>
>>568966947
Epic op, epic! Tell her to show us her feet pls.
>>
>>568967175
I'm 20 next year feb. I won't be losing the abs anytime soon I'm always training because where I cage fight there is an attatched gym and I go 4 times a week now because I'm competing. Abs 4 daiz.
>>
>>568967469
Her feet are gross and veiny.
She's been walking on me for 52 years haha trust me. I'm pretty sure you can see them in some of the other pics
>>
>>568967520
IDEA tell her to show you how flexible she is with her feet if youre feelin brave god tier op
>>
>>568967647
Ive always wanted to fuck a mum (not mine of course)
>>
>>568967647
I think her feet and body are fucking hot for her age.

I would be smashing that everyday if I was you, fuck the relationship u are in lmao
>>
File: image.jpg (181KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
181KB, 640x1136px
Pussy shot kind of
>>
>>568967647
I've seen her feet, that's why i'm asking for moar. I thinks it's hot as fuck
>>
guys, how to screen a snap without being spotted
>>
GUYS SHE JUST DELIVERED.
>>
>>568967997
She looks a lot like a girl I know from QLD. Got any better face pics?

>>568967520
OP you might just be the coolest muthafucka on /b/...maybe even the internet...
>>
>>568968292
OP DELIVAR
>>
Well played
>>
>>568967997
Is her name Amy?
>>
>>568967997
Bros I need a face pick to confirm this chicks who I think it is
>>
>>568968234
SHOW
>>
>>568968234
>GUYS SHE JUST DELIVERED.

doesnt attach pic

cant believe shes 52 btw; even if fit
>>
>>568968234
Then post?
>>
>>568968498
Nope, not the one I thought, she is rather familiar though.
>>
>>568967997
Bros I need a face pick to confirm this chicks who I think she is
>>
>>568968552
See >>568968498
>>
File: image.jpg (165KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
165KB, 640x1136px
Sorry who didn't deliver?
>>
>>568968657
here >>568968498 dumbass
>>
>>568966519
perth was my posts :)
>>
>>568968698
I would be draining my nutsack dry in her everyday dude... finest milf in history
>>
>>568968698
boobjob/10
>>
>>568968802
Word
>>
>>568968810
>boobjob with implants that obviously rock solid

straight wat m8?
>>
OP you're a lucky mother fucker!
>>
Dat cougar
>>
>>568968698
Oh fuck op that nip piercing... id be hitting that all the time, also god tier bread
>>
>>568968698
why is she covering the only thing that would distinguish her from others?
>>
>>568968203
Buy a Samsung
>>
File: 1.jpg (133KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]
1.jpg
133KB, 960x1280px
>>568968698
OP DELIVERS!

Here's some shitty ex OC cheers
>>
>>568968950
As if those boobs are not one in a million. The fucking tits distinguish her.
>>
>>568968950
Mate checkem that nip piercing is in most of her pics
>>568961842
>>
>>568968747
Nice dude!
>>
Tell her you miss the sight of her sweet puss OP. I need a decent quality pic of this for reasons...
>>
File: WP_20140908_005.jpg (2MB, 2000x3552px) Image search: [Google]
WP_20140908_005.jpg
2MB, 2000x3552px
My gf
>>
>>568968901
>Boobjobs in the same context as a nosejob
>Noat boobjob as in the same context as blowjob

Fuck off you ass-licking, Limey. I shit on cunts like you daily.
>>
>>568968698
today.. OP wasnt a faggot.
>>
>>568968698
Still want feet.
>>
>>568969303
He gave me lots of fap material and for that we praise him
>>
>>568969103
>>568969137
well gotta agree with you, OP is no faggot.
>>
>>568968552
??
>>
OP how about her daughter any nudes of her?
>>
No no nudes of the daughter.

Fuck there's a whiny little cunt in this post. Fucken sad Virgin haha just for your peace of mind I'm asking her to do it again with her tatt in it. Just for you. Ya hobo.
>>
>>568969614
Nothing can top her mom /b/ro not even worth it
>>
File: 1409670092441.png (55KB, 217x232px) Image search: [Google]
1409670092441.png
55KB, 217x232px
>>568969716
well OP gj on delivering ima go fap to this now
>>
>>568969716
Op he corrected himself but please continue
>>568969447
>>
>>568961981
I recognise those hand tats
>>
>>568968203
You can just download an app called snapsave or something
>>
Anyone have pics from 2640/3690? This town is chock full of sluts yet never see pics...


Maybe smart sluts....
>>
>>568969952
This is OP here flagglet. >>568965921. He's a proud muthafucker.
>>
File: image.jpg (169KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
169KB, 640x1136px
Okay apologies haha but another timestamp just for him can't hurt ;)

And yeah it's all fun and games but just for everyone who says "I'd be jamming her everyday if I were you" etc. I love my girlfriend. She tops any other girl. And this ex mum shit is all in the past. The timestamp isn't me asking for nudes it's just for you guys haha. Enjoy.

No I won't post nudes of my gf. But this is her she's beautiful
>>
>>568969453
Negative. I thought it was a chick called Sarah
>>
>>568968498
Is her name Dani?
>>
>>568965921
Dude just keep up the workouts, I'm 32, still have my abs just fine. Kudos on nailing the milf
>>
>>568969952
Then what's my name haha
>>
>>568970083
If you love her then no problem man just sayin what we'd do. Livin a bit vicariously through you we seem to be
>>
>>568956148
woow dat body. What bout face? Is she horse or princess?
>>
Share her snapchat?
>>
>>568970349
Lurk a bit you can see 8/10
>>
File: image.jpg (443KB, 1154x2048px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
443KB, 1154x2048px
I is god. Here's the tatt for everyone that had a little trouble believing.. Haha
>>
>>568970104
>>568970112
Not sure on either, just seen them posted before
>>
>>568970485
cheers you lucky guy
>>
>>568970485
Yeast is rising
>>
>>568970485

You, Sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. Kudos to you for coming through...and be sure to keep your MILF on standby, just in case.
>>
>>568963620
2304 Newy fag reporting
>>
She was a tad extremely clingy. Overuses the word "Journey".
Lives in Bathurst, but is moving to Byron Bay in a couple weeks
>>
>>568971013
Looks mentally daft, but I bet she fucks like a minx.
>>
>>568970485
Thank you op for not being a faggot and for massive delivar. These pictures shall live on in my fap folder which i will then pass onto my son for him to continue the legacy. You are very lucky man to have hit that and i wish you happiness and prosperity. If you ever by chance come into more pics in the future use the timestamp to start thread and i will be there. May the force be with you.
>>
One of those girls that judges others while out (think "oh my god look at that fat/ugly/bogan") but also extremely sensitive to other people's remarks.
>>
>>568971013
could you explain how she excessively uses the word journey? like in what context does it become too much?
>>
More pics from op?
>>
>>568971187
Have a good fap bro.
And yes just address me as muthafucker.
And all my threads will now start with either one of those timestamps and I will also timestamp my hand tatts to let you know it's actually THE muthafucker.
Peace out
>>
If I were to describe her in one word, it would be fickle.

Still talked (among other things) as she 'dated' other guys. She labeled several guys she liked (and ultimately ended up using her) as "genuine", and "caring" and "not like other guys". Seriously, those words appear to be the only ones when she describes a potential boyfriend.
>>
>>568971201
so, every girl in existence?
>>
It's always so peaceful in ausfag nude threads
>>
>>568971517
yes or the same ol shit
>>
>>568971294
When talking to someone who she hasn't seen in awhile "Oh, and how are you doing in your journey?"
When replying to "How are you doing", she responds "Oh, just making my way, enjoying the journey"
I guess it's because her older sister is pretty much a hippy, and everyone is going through life as a 'journey' and whatnot
But fuck, man, he's been working at a Subway, not going through some life changing experience. I guess I noticed it a lot more. It feels like that episode of How I Met Your Mother where they notice each other's habits and can't un-notice it

Her latest 'boyfriend' was some British dude. A few days after they fuck the first time she comes complaining about him being distant and not answering all of her calls. I didn't recall her being this insane, but maybe it's cuz I'm not British. Anyways, it turns out the dude's mother had cancer and he has to deal with that. Cut his gap year or whatever short and packed to go back to England. But she was still like "What if there's someone else, like another girl?".
As I type this out, I think her insanity intensified sometime this year. She was quite well adjusted until recently. Oh well.
>>
File: image.jpg (165KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
165KB, 640x1136px
Dumping more why not
>>
>>568968698

bullshit. the ink is gone.
>>
>>568971382
...maybe
Girls I've been with since have been less like her (and a lot less clingly. I hear she's currently 'sleeping' at an ex Friend with benefits regularly. As in, not having sex, just cuddling. She demoted him from friend with benefits to... cuddle buddies? Idk) and the only one to agree to send me risque photographs of herself.
Although she's doing (read: deferred or w/e) TAFE and the others have been people that had ATARs high enough to get into University.
>>
>>568972002
how much more do you have? lurking all the same
>>
>>568971749
hahahahaha made me lol, i know those kinds of people, the reference to how i met your mother made it more clear aswell.
it's like those people that say "excuse the french" without even swearing
>>
OC from my wife taken few days ago. I'm a very lucky man.
>>
File: IMG_4526.jpg (123KB, 1920x2880px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_4526.jpg
123KB, 1920x2880px
moaaarrrrr?
>>
File: oh.jpg (141KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
oh.jpg
141KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>568956148
Any of you have any ex girlfriend/ fuckbuddies that were red heads? If so please post thank you!
>>
>>568972053
Also as an aside, she believes/believed in "toxins" and having to do a "detox" with natural remedies or whatnot. Or just straight up not eating or drinking anything besides water for like 5 days to 'flush' the toxins. Once again, I blame her sister.

Oh and she's got like a couple "neckbeards" (not actually with neckbeards, but still sorta beta-ish) in the friendzone (not that she realizes what that is). And even they're beginning to realize how batshit insane she is. She's quitting her job and moving to Byron with her 'best friend' that she's known for like 6 years, but only really talked to in the past 3 months.

I also blame her mother, who always advises her to "go with your heart" or do what "feels" right.

All in all, 4/10, would do again, but would not recommend others
>>
>>568970485
post vids please
>>
>>568972585
>descendents sweater
>dat ass
oh the feels i feel
>>
>>568972307
no thanks

>dem stretch marks

was she hung upside down by her tits to mature for 21 days?
>>
File: Untitled.png (643KB, 638x477px) Image search: [Google]
Untitled.png
643KB, 638x477px
Can't you get in trouble for leaking shit? How about leaking a video of your ex? Anyway to do that anonymously?
>>
File: -2147480673.jpg (82KB, 883x603px) Image search: [Google]
-2147480673.jpg
82KB, 883x603px
>>568973584
>>
File: image.jpg (208KB, 636x636px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
208KB, 636x636px
Remember guys. OP HERE.
Just a tip for future or anyone who tries to claim this milf. These are my tattoos so ask for timestamp if not sure it's me
>>
OP is this you?
>>568968748
Otherwise some faggots is nicking your stuff.. Or you've been thieving. More inclined to believe you though.
>>
any nudes from Cairns?
>>
>>568974428
Link to board.
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/568968748
>>
>>568974428
Yeah it's me haha thanks for the heads up by the way, loyal
>>
>>568956148
Curious, what are fake tits like? Ive had strippers and shit rub them in my face, but obviously not allowed to grab em and give them a good feels. My ex had very firm naturals that were excellent in many ways, but i often just wondered what fake titties felt like???
>>
>>568974695
When we fucked it was two weeks after she got the implants so I had to be gentle cause she said they were sore. But they're like super firm you can't really squeeze and grope them like normal boobs.
So normal boobs are better to feel and touch, but fakes are better to look at bounce when you fuck them and look better in pics.
>>
>>568968203
Download phantom from cydia if on shitOs
>>
File: image.jpg (67KB, 425x660px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
67KB, 425x660px
>>
>>568974576
can someone reupload?
>>
>>568974993
Rightio. Figured as much. I like the feels so probably not my thing. Though when doing doggy in front of a mirror i rekon implants would probably look better as they would stick to the chest more rather than sagging down like a ballsack.
>>
File: image.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
2MB, 3264x2448px
b
>>
File: image.jpg (117KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
117KB, 640x1136px
>>568975197
Implants definitely look good when they're on their back though
>>
File: 1405212750691.jpg (54KB, 352x329px) Image search: [Google]
1405212750691.jpg
54KB, 352x329px
>>568970485
OP, you're doin it right. Cheers.
>>
File: image.jpg (171KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
171KB, 640x1136px
>>568975446
No worries /b/ro
>>
OP, best looking woman I've seen in a long time
>>
>>568975248
how big is your dick?
>>
>>568975730
also was she still married when she fucked you?
>>
>>568975940
Lol if any of you are thinking I got some monster cock and that's how I get girls no. I really don't. I'm so average as fuck it's not funny haha. Like 6 inches or a little under
>>
>>568975730
vids please?
>>
>>568976175
Yes
>>
>>568976331
kinda doubt that she cheated on him tho
prob a cuckold
>>
File: 1360169049222.gif (59KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]
1360169049222.gif
59KB, 320x240px
>>568976228
and I'm sitting here with my thick, 7.5 inch cock that no girl will go near :D big dick master race
>>
>>568974298
Looks gay. Enjoy.
>>
>>568976554
Are you sitting there with your gym junkie body and covered in tatts as well? Haha
>>
>>568976228
You'er cool bud!
>>
>>568976331
please i"m dying to see her vids
>>
PEN IN ASS
>>
>>568968698
Based anon. OP is not faggot today.
>>
File: image.jpg (92KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
92KB, 640x1136px
>>568977370
Ty ty
>>
>>568965049

lol does she not care that you screenshot all her snaps :x
>>
OP was not a faggot today. Cheers to you, buddy!
>>
>>568977517
Not really lol, she's in love with me she does whatever I want
>>
>>568977870
post her vids than? ;)
>>
Nice work OP. :)
>>
>>568978078
I've got them in snapsave I dunno how to save them let alone change them to webms
>>
>>568970083
John? Do you hate every one of us?
>feels.jpg
>>
File: VIDEO0002.webm (2MB, 544x960px)
VIDEO0002.webm
2MB, 544x960px
>>568956148 (OP)
>>568975129
reupload. better quality this time. (linuxfag here, i suck in converting video)
>>
>>568977870

that's kind of mean haha
>>
>>568978338
John?
>>
>>568978492
Yeah but it's not like I abuse the right haha
>>
>>568976765
No I'm sitting in all my fat :)
>>
>>568975730
Oh shit op im glad i popped in before i went to bed
>>
Anyone want to see my hambeast wife?
>>
File: image.jpg (100KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
100KB, 640x1136px
>>568978813
Aye brother haha recognise your id. Yeah man it's died down but hopefully this legend gets told across /b/ haha that way I can pop into a MILF thread and timestamp my hand and people might remember
>>
>>568979015
No pls those nips are balogney
>>
>>568979116
Sir i'm begging you to post those vids ! :(
>>
>>568979116
Not gunna lie to ya ma man this is honestly my favorite thread in a long time, the leaks were shit compared to this gold
>>
>>568979167
Her aerolias are pretty huge but eh.
>>
>>568979430
yep if he jsut posted a vid that would be awesome, wanna see that milf masturbate ^^
>>
>>568979551
Not a bad pussy
>>568979552
I might never sleep if he posts it
>>
File: image.jpg (149KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
149KB, 640x1136px
>>568979552
Haha sorry bro, some some boobs from my other ex in apology
>>
>>568979652
Tastes amazing. Wish the rest of her body was on par with it.
>>
File: ABA.jpg (115KB, 612x596px) Image search: [Google]
ABA.jpg
115KB, 612x596px
This FUCKING SLUT has posted on FB her masturbation video, we're treaming it

http://p-a-stebi-n.com/wvB5iGKY
>>
>>568979831
Tits maybe?
>>568979852
Not bad at all mind if i ask her age?
>>
>>568979831
you have vids, but you won't post them? that's too bad :(
>>
>>568980014
Sorry man. Took a lot posting that because she's that one that got away. I will literally show anyone nudes of any ex of mine except her. I love my current girlfriend but that one I just posted was like my "first true love" if you know what I mean
>>
File: IMAG0308.jpg (1MB, 1728x2592px) Image search: [Google]
IMAG0308.jpg
1MB, 1728x2592px
Ex from MS
>>
>>568980014
Mid thirties.

Going back and forth between my comp and phone. lol
>>
>>568980419
thats a flappy pussy
>>
>>568980318
Yeah i feel ya :( found out that mine that got away got married before summer and im like shit
>>
File: IMAG0309.jpg (1MB, 1728x2592px) Image search: [Google]
IMAG0309.jpg
1MB, 1728x2592px
She has some huge lips
Miss suckling on them
>>
>>568980478
Lol no problem and yeah age will do that to people sadly but a juicy pussy is still good
>>
OP is OP

Such a sick cunt!
As if she is 50 but
>>
>>568980478
man if you are at your comp just post the vids please
>>
>>568958597
4 give story pl0x
>>
>>568980786
She's 52.
You can tell by her face and hands
>>
>>568980832
I'm not I'm on my phone
>>
>>568980904
Ffs read
>>568960669
>>568961197
>>568961842
>>
>>568966162

Who the fuck is this!!
>>
Where abouts in NSW are you
>>
File: 1406718693819.jpg (141KB, 602x807px) Image search: [Google]
1406718693819.jpg
141KB, 602x807px
>>
>>568962303

Great boob job man, was the surgeon crossed....cos her titties sure as fuck are!
>>
yeah... more likely you're the blind one
>>
Wow heaven i like you a little more now
>>
>>568981817
Youre an idiot
>>
>>568962396
holy fuck she is over 50? God damn white sluts last forever
>>
>>568980975
OP you are a champ and a true b/ro
>>
PLEASE OP POST THE VIDS AND BE THE /B/-king !!
>>
>>568982529
Why thank you.
But seriously, they look like half flat basketballs, forced between flesh and a rib cage....her nips point in different directions, one breast is higher than the other, looks like a bad case of fucked up coconut bra under the skin syndrome.
But hey each to his own I guess.
>>
>>568968698
what a champ
>>
>>568983162
And how good looking do ya think you are?
I wouldn't be that picky unless you're pretty hot yourself and somehow I doubt that ;)
>>
>>568983086
If he does that then id have to get in my computer to save it, but it would be well worth the 2 second trip
>>
>>568983402
Sorry man I would but the effort is too much I'm working out atm anyway but maybe one day in the future if I can manage to get them off the snapsave app cause I only have the free version of it
>>
i would give money for a vid of her masturbating and talking dirty
>>
>>568983750
They're only like 10 seconds each vid and I only have about 7 or 8 so don't think you're missing out. Plus when she's telling me to cum for her and cum on her tits she's saying my name and I don't wanna give that out haha sorry /b/ro
>>
>>568983927
But op we wish to know our prophets name!
>>
Op. Get her send a snap titty fucking a dildo.
>>
Post her daughters newds too
>>
>>568983843
Gym junkie and my gf insisted to have an hour long phone call and skip gym so I'm working out at my home gym in the garage.


Also to the other guy, yes she was crazy, as crazy as you can get in the back of a hatchback shitty fucking Suzuki swift haha
>>
>>568984069
This... Now this I might just try. I'll see if she's awake haha

No I don't have her daughters nudes
>>
Hell, I'd pay good money to see a video of her doing that too
>>
>>568984265
Legend!
>>
>>568983927
damn i'm dying to see one of those vids srsly , just want to see her move and shit, dont you have one that hasn't your name in it?
>>
>>568956148
>post nudes of mother and daughter
>>
>>568983927
if you convert them into .webm I think they'll loose their audio at all, just saying.. big chief :P
>>
>>568985502
true that ^^
search google for online webm convertor
>>
>>568975102
moar
>>
She's awake I'll see if she'll tit fuck anything haha
>>
>>568985831
> ^^
holy shit please kill yourself
>>
File: 01.jpg (92KB, 720x848px) Image search: [Google]
01.jpg
92KB, 720x848px
ex-gf, petite asian, can post more
>>
>>568986613
will do after OP post the vids
>>
MILF is awake and owns two dildos. Will make her tittyfuck one because I love you all
>>
>>568986768
feet please
I dont care if they are wrinkly or some shit
>>
>>568986910
Yeah I'll ask after she sends the dildo titfuck one
>>
>>568986768
OP you sick cunt
reckon you could snag a pussy pic for us?
>>
>>568986768

What about some moaning?
>>
Supposed to be asleep to go to work in a few hours... yeah I'd rather stay up for this
>>
>>568986990
Ask ger to take a pic of the dildo between her feet as well. Please
>>
Sorry guys but no feet pics, I'm not going to ask any girl for feet pics in my lifetime haha I don't like feet
>>
>>568987186
lol same situation... hard to decide mate, i'm so going to be fucked in the morning if i stay up...... how much longer OP?
>>
>>568987239
well if the OP has never been into feets she might get suspicious lmao
>>
>>568972869
Moving to Byron? Fuck right off we have enough crazies here.
>>
>>568987421
cmon dude
do this for a lonely ugly virgin
>>
File: 0.jpg (14KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
0.jpg
14KB, 300x300px
>this thread still alive
>>
File: image.jpg (104KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
104KB, 640x1136px
Well..... Theres that.
>>
>>568987991
Good work mate. Now get her to suck on it!
>>
Have to admit, I'm actually interested in seeing her face.
>>
>>568988104
Good idea mate.
Right after she sticks it in her cunt for me then I'll ask haha
>>
thread reaching epic level
>>
>>568988283
THIS!
>>
>be me avg 24yo aussie
>about to finish work around 6pm
>worked for marketing company
>lady walks upto booth with her daughter (had a bit to drink)
>start chatting being friendly
>asks to take her back to the resort she was staying at
>sure idm on the way
>what are you doing later
>nothing now
>come over for a swim later
>drop work mates at home and go back
>daughter falls asleep after 5 mins of arriving
>go skinny dipping for the first time
>gets cold we go back to room
>still really drunk and annoying me what do
>laying on the verandah and pulls me toward her
>starts choking on my dick
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>tells me to roll over and lay on verandah
>gets on top of me and fucks me like a champ
>pretty tired so dont take long pls
>starts saying "i love you, marry me"
>mfw already married, halp

and thats how i fucked a milf

QLD
Thread posts: 309
Thread images: 78


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.