Let's get a ex gf/fuckbuddy nude thread going from Ausfags. Post state as well
Thankyou. It's my ex's mother actually she's 52. Fitness freak haha, face is like 7/10 tho :/ and you can see her hands are a bit old looking.
We talked for like a year after I broke up with her daughter and started sexting but then November last year she got these implants and I was like yeah nah I can't stop myself anymore I know it's wrong but fuck me those tits. And I did it. So fucking loose. And felt disgusting afterwards. Only done her twice haha, she's clingy as fuck :/
I've made a thread about the whole story before about 3 weeks ago or so everyone was calling me motherfucker aha.
More tits for ya sir
I'll do a story if I get more people interested atm it's like 1-2.
Year was 2011, January. Fighting with parents cause I was dumb emo fuckwit back then. Always trying to rebel. Bein a lil shit. Had goth gf. She was like skinny as fuck probs 6/10.
Move out of home and live with her family. Met her mum, didn't think anything of her. Became good friends with the mum because I liked to stay up till 2-3 in the morning as did she. I was still doing year 11 at this time, same school as gf so the mum used to drop us both there. She is married too btw to like this 58ish year old ex firefighter.
Gf used to go to bed at like 11pm and me and her mum would stay up in the lounge room chatting and watching movies or listening to the music channel.
Living with family for about 8 months then breakup with gf over stupid shit. Decide to move back home. Then receive a text from the mum saying "hope u are ok. Will miss u x".. Hmm
eh least she was mental enough to send tits and more
Australia/WA girls are all class
Tell her I will miss her too etc blah blah. Surprisingly she continues texting me over the next few weeks just asking how I'm going and stuff. Don't think anything strange of it. One day I was in garage working out (I'm pretty fit and have a decent body 8/10), and she goes "what are you up to?" And I go "working on my abs wbu?" And she goes "ah yes I remember them.. Still have them?" And I'm thinking uhh. "Yeah I do wanna see?" She goes "haha if you like" so I send her a picture.
Basically everything progressed from there. It got to sexting. To sending photos.
Now back then she didn't have that sexy rib tattoo and she didn't have implants.
So yeah she had a decent body and i just talked to her when I was horny and the idea that it was my ex's mum just turned me on so much I continued talking. We always talked about meeting up one day and fucking but I never did it. Like was getting in and out of relationships so id stop speaking to her for periods of time. Not that it phased her she has some sort of indescribable need for me. She has a fetish for tattoos and abs and muscles.
Anyway.. Last November I was drinking with mates at a BBQ and she texted me out of the blue. My mates all know about her and laughed and told me to talk to her. Next thing I know she goes "I got my implants two weeks ago"...
So me being drunk, and her having these goddess like tits, and my mates being great influences. Ended up me leaving the BBQ early because the sober guy drove me 30 minutes to my house with everyone in the car and me organising for her to come over. Now my parents were home so i asked for her to just come past and id hop in her car and we could go for a drive and stuff.
45 minutes later she did park done the street and text me. I was absolutely shitting it. I hadn't seen this woman in years in person and the thought that I had lived with her for quite a while, dated her daughter and slept under her husbands roof made me nervous as fuck. Basically I got in the car and started small talk, mainly about my new tattoos. We drove to a secluded area in my neighbourhood which basically every cunt and his missus go to fuck in the car. And I kind of leant in and that's all I had to do. Started hooking up. Then I got her naked and started fingering her. As I was going down on her she kind of moaned and then said "oh, I love you". Thankgod my mouth was crammed in her pussy so I just kinda chuckled it off and didn't have to say it back but it was weird as fuck.
Took me just over an hour to cum. She was so fucking loose and she said I love you about 2 or 3 times and we were in a small hatchback (Suzuki swift). I was literally drenched in sweat afterwards.
more deserved tits
share what us men of the west have
Also this is my hands on her tits I sat in the back and asked her to take the photo haha, don't mind the broken right hand it's in a cast.
She looks younger in this one cause her hair is tied back
Yeah she snapchats me all the time but I ignore I'm dating someone atm. She's a crazy bitch.
If you guys want prove I'll time stamp my hands.
Better yet... I'll get her to take a pic and hold up the date.. Hmm ;) she might actually she's so fucking whipped on me the crazy slut haha
I don't talk with that ex anymore. It was years ago she's even blocked me on fb. I have thought of it but she's never really gotten on my bad side and plus it will tear their family apart. Like I don't wanna be a home wrecker. The husband is a solid ex firefighter but he's got a bad shoulder and is pretty fat now so maybe back then when I was 16 I would have been scared but I'm 19 now, I'm pretty solid myself and have been doing MMA for 3 years and boxing for 8, multiple assault charges on my record aha. So no not now he doesn't worry me.
Rubbing her pussy but it's blurry and shitty. Didn't turn me on when she sent it I'm just in love with her tits
And she's just inlove with you. Ba-dum-tish
But seriously, do you think she REALLY does love you? That's so fucking creepy, what if she fell inlove with you while you were dating her daughter, and every time she fucked her husband...she pictured you. Nailing her daughter.
I know she's in love with me. But I dunno, she never once made a move while I was living there. And she used to swim in the pool in the mornings in her bikini and I never really looked much cause like, was my girlfriends mum and also she didn't have implants. Her tits were shit before. Pic related before implants
Yes. But I is newfag. And don't know how to make into webm or gif so you can suffer and deal with the pics haha
I just asked her for a favour over snapchat and she just replied "yeah..what you need?"
Now FELLOW /B/ROS.
For you all to believe me and know that this ain't bullshit. You tell me what I should ask her to do. I'm not talking pussy shots or anything. I'm saying like hold up a piece of paper saying something. And not something ridiculous or she'll be like wtf. A genuine thing that can prove all this
I just told her to hold up a piece of paper saying (B) with the date under it I'll see what she says
The only picture I saved of her. It was good while it lasted.
She said give her 5 minutes.
TIMESTAMP COMING CUNTS
Bow down to THE motherfucker
Yeah fair duce, you don't have ya typical young adult body. Do you reckon you can keep up those abs until you're 50?
How will you feel when you lose your abs?
>also never had abs
Been lurkin all night op and trust i will wait for delivar
I'm 20 next year feb. I won't be losing the abs anytime soon I'm always training because where I cage fight there is an attatched gym and I go 4 times a week now because I'm competing. Abs 4 daiz.
No no nudes of the daughter.
Fuck there's a whiny little cunt in this post. Fucken sad Virgin haha just for your peace of mind I'm asking her to do it again with her tatt in it. Just for you. Ya hobo.
well OP gj on delivering ima go fap to this now
Okay apologies haha but another timestamp just for him can't hurt ;)
And yeah it's all fun and games but just for everyone who says "I'd be jamming her everyday if I were you" etc. I love my girlfriend. She tops any other girl. And this ex mum shit is all in the past. The timestamp isn't me asking for nudes it's just for you guys haha. Enjoy.
No I won't post nudes of my gf. But this is her she's beautiful
I is god. Here's the tatt for everyone that had a little trouble believing.. Haha
She was a tad extremely clingy. Overuses the word "Journey".
Lives in Bathurst, but is moving to Byron Bay in a couple weeks
Thank you op for not being a faggot and for massive delivar. These pictures shall live on in my fap folder which i will then pass onto my son for him to continue the legacy. You are very lucky man to have hit that and i wish you happiness and prosperity. If you ever by chance come into more pics in the future use the timestamp to start thread and i will be there. May the force be with you.
One of those girls that judges others while out (think "oh my god look at that fat/ugly/bogan") but also extremely sensitive to other people's remarks.
Have a good fap bro.
And yes just address me as muthafucker.
And all my threads will now start with either one of those timestamps and I will also timestamp my hand tatts to let you know it's actually THE muthafucker.
If I were to describe her in one word, it would be fickle.
Still talked (among other things) as she 'dated' other guys. She labeled several guys she liked (and ultimately ended up using her) as "genuine", and "caring" and "not like other guys". Seriously, those words appear to be the only ones when she describes a potential boyfriend.
When talking to someone who she hasn't seen in awhile "Oh, and how are you doing in your journey?"
When replying to "How are you doing", she responds "Oh, just making my way, enjoying the journey"
I guess it's because her older sister is pretty much a hippy, and everyone is going through life as a 'journey' and whatnot
But fuck, man, he's been working at a Subway, not going through some life changing experience. I guess I noticed it a lot more. It feels like that episode of How I Met Your Mother where they notice each other's habits and can't un-notice it
Her latest 'boyfriend' was some British dude. A few days after they fuck the first time she comes complaining about him being distant and not answering all of her calls. I didn't recall her being this insane, but maybe it's cuz I'm not British. Anyways, it turns out the dude's mother had cancer and he has to deal with that. Cut his gap year or whatever short and packed to go back to England. But she was still like "What if there's someone else, like another girl?".
As I type this out, I think her insanity intensified sometime this year. She was quite well adjusted until recently. Oh well.
Girls I've been with since have been less like her (and a lot less clingly. I hear she's currently 'sleeping' at an ex Friend with benefits regularly. As in, not having sex, just cuddling. She demoted him from friend with benefits to... cuddle buddies? Idk) and the only one to agree to send me risque photographs of herself.
Although she's doing (read: deferred or w/e) TAFE and the others have been people that had ATARs high enough to get into University.
hahahahaha made me lol, i know those kinds of people, the reference to how i met your mother made it more clear aswell.
it's like those people that say "excuse the french" without even swearing
Also as an aside, she believes/believed in "toxins" and having to do a "detox" with natural remedies or whatnot. Or just straight up not eating or drinking anything besides water for like 5 days to 'flush' the toxins. Once again, I blame her sister.
Oh and she's got like a couple "neckbeards" (not actually with neckbeards, but still sorta beta-ish) in the friendzone (not that she realizes what that is). And even they're beginning to realize how batshit insane she is. She's quitting her job and moving to Byron with her 'best friend' that she's known for like 6 years, but only really talked to in the past 3 months.
I also blame her mother, who always advises her to "go with your heart" or do what "feels" right.
All in all, 4/10, would do again, but would not recommend others
Can't you get in trouble for leaking shit? How about leaking a video of your ex? Anyway to do that anonymously?
Remember guys. OP HERE.
Just a tip for future or anyone who tries to claim this milf. These are my tattoos so ask for timestamp if not sure it's me
Curious, what are fake tits like? Ive had strippers and shit rub them in my face, but obviously not allowed to grab em and give them a good feels. My ex had very firm naturals that were excellent in many ways, but i often just wondered what fake titties felt like???
When we fucked it was two weeks after she got the implants so I had to be gentle cause she said they were sore. But they're like super firm you can't really squeeze and grope them like normal boobs.
So normal boobs are better to feel and touch, but fakes are better to look at bounce when you fuck them and look better in pics.
Rightio. Figured as much. I like the feels so probably not my thing. Though when doing doggy in front of a mirror i rekon implants would probably look better as they would stick to the chest more rather than sagging down like a ballsack.
Implants definitely look good when they're on their back though
Lol if any of you are thinking I got some monster cock and that's how I get girls no. I really don't. I'm so average as fuck it's not funny haha. Like 6 inches or a little under
and I'm sitting here with my thick, 7.5 inch cock that no girl will go near :D big dick master race
reupload. better quality this time. (linuxfag here, i suck in converting video)
Anyone want to see my hambeast wife?
Aye brother haha recognise your id. Yeah man it's died down but hopefully this legend gets told across /b/ haha that way I can pop into a MILF thread and timestamp my hand and people might remember
Her aerolias are pretty huge but eh.
Haha sorry bro, some some boobs from my other ex in apology
Tastes amazing. Wish the rest of her body was on par with it.
This FUCKING SLUT has posted on FB her masturbation video, we're treaming it
Sorry man. Took a lot posting that because she's that one that got away. I will literally show anyone nudes of any ex of mine except her. I love my current girlfriend but that one I just posted was like my "first true love" if you know what I mean
Great boob job man, was the surgeon crossed....cos her titties sure as fuck are!
Why thank you.
But seriously, they look like half flat basketballs, forced between flesh and a rib cage....her nips point in different directions, one breast is higher than the other, looks like a bad case of fucked up coconut bra under the skin syndrome.
But hey each to his own I guess.
Sorry man I would but the effort is too much I'm working out atm anyway but maybe one day in the future if I can manage to get them off the snapsave app cause I only have the free version of it
They're only like 10 seconds each vid and I only have about 7 or 8 so don't think you're missing out. Plus when she's telling me to cum for her and cum on her tits she's saying my name and I don't wanna give that out haha sorry /b/ro
Gym junkie and my gf insisted to have an hour long phone call and skip gym so I'm working out at my home gym in the garage.
Also to the other guy, yes she was crazy, as crazy as you can get in the back of a hatchback shitty fucking Suzuki swift haha
>be me avg 24yo aussie
>about to finish work around 6pm
>worked for marketing company
>lady walks upto booth with her daughter (had a bit to drink)
>start chatting being friendly
>asks to take her back to the resort she was staying at
>sure idm on the way
>what are you doing later
>come over for a swim later
>drop work mates at home and go back
>daughter falls asleep after 5 mins of arriving
>go skinny dipping for the first time
>gets cold we go back to room
>still really drunk and annoying me what do
>laying on the verandah and pulls me toward her
>starts choking on my dick
>tells me to roll over and lay on verandah
>gets on top of me and fucks me like a champ
>pretty tired so dont take long pls
>starts saying "i love you, marry me"
>mfw already married, halp
and thats how i fucked a milf