Can we get a best of /b/ thread?

>>568579525
I need to see that pic again.

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Don't you dare die on me

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kek

>>568579674
I miss all the good threads... I hate having a life

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>>568579525
I remember that thread

>>568582674
Is this shit legit? God damn.

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Not from /b/, but I love this one

>>568582707

Fantastic.

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shrublets
>mfw

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one of my favs

>>568585961
>tfw no George Foreman

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>>568578842

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When you're done, read the first letter of each line

oh were is the fucked up shit that is button, or some shit tier name like that?

In fact just don't post it.....
its the crapest story on the internets

>>568582674
Mindblown

>>568587238
Worse than Sonichu?

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the day i broke 4chan

>>568588765
Holy shit, thats fucking creepy

>>568583341
Nah, just looked it up

>>568588363
The guy who posted it wasn't the killer, it was just some fag

>>568578842
Sooooooooooooooooo...
When you think "the best of /b/," your first instinct is to find somebody that isn't just called autistic, but is clearly autistic. Now, it's one thing to laugh AT that future Adam Lanza, but thinking this shit is funny?

No wonder this place is cancer—it's full of 10-year-olds

>>568584614
samefagging caught on screencap

>>568590117
Damn. I want to cry now.

http://members2.mofos.com/
alexandre:alexandre

enjoy faggets

>>568590943
What the fuck! this didn't work and now my laptop is fucked. How do I fix this shit now? Why do people post this so called help only to fuck another bros computer. help please

>>568578842

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>>568591504
how do you know?

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>>568588765
Fucking creep!
Y not call cops from the beginning tho.

>>568582996

It wasn't that long ago.
I was there also.
Lurkan...

>>568590117
jesus, this is worse than that one story about the guys whose parents disowned him and he had to travel the US living on the streets

>>568590117
I fucking bawled...
You /b/astard

>>568579525
>screen capping your own joke
>(You)

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>>568579525
The person who made that bad joke also compiled this picture.

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>>568578842
This site is still up if you guys feel like trolling it.
newchan org

>>568592519
>>568592557
>imokaywiththis
made me lol anyway

>>568579240
>being this new

>>568592249
the one where he wiped his butt with a bible

>>568590498

Excellent.

>>568579863
Same I'd on all posts

>>568578842
yeas

>>568590117
feels.

>>568584783
>mfw trips being best of /B/

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>>568593525
Best of 4chan pretty much now

>>568586212
HOLY SHIT ANON you made my day

I was there when it happened and lost the screen shot, was hoping someone would repost it some day ever since

THANKS BASED ANON

>>568578842

Shit Hammock - MY SIDEZ

>>568590117
Why are my eyes sweating?

>>568590117
feels

does moot even come on /b/ any more

>>568594154
no

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Prince of /b/

>>568593525
>mfw you have no face

>>568590117
this is absolutely beautiful

>>568590117

I read that entire thing thinking there would be a joke at the end.

>>568594154
he's usually on /po/

>>568593696
All of those are fucking spot on.

>>568590914
We are 12, asshole.

someone pls post dongus the hedgehog

>>568594268
I swear to god I have seen him and his father around town. I'm not sure about his mom to many hambeasts to around here but she rings a bell.

>>568590117
FUCK YOU.

>>568593257
nah, mate. check out post 30

>>568595524
where do you live

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>>568590117
why would you post this

>>568590117
wow, that was quite the read...

>>568592805
i think so? maybe im getting my sad stories mixed up with the funny ones

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>>568590117
im drowning in all these crocodile tears

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>>568590117
Hilarious

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/thread

>inb4 can't thread your own post

>>568597148
fuck off whiteboi

>>568590117

It almost made me cry

>>568597449
kek'ed and I don't know why

>>568590117
I dont understand. Why did she still love him after he raped her?

>>568590117
anyone know around the time the OC for this was posted?

>>568580412
Lol. someone actually compiled this?

>>568597540
Love who? Love her real dad or foster dad? Real dad I don't think she ever loved. She always loved foster dad

>>568592519
...
does it matter?

>>568580412
>inb4: Link is real

>>568590117
FAKE AS FUCK

>>568598102
how do you know?

>>568598178
Because none of that shit makes any sense. "Took my army rifle" who the fuck says that?

Furthermore I don't buy for a second that CPS did nothing. If anything they are an over zealous agency that takes kid for no reason. I can't believe they'd allow a girl walking around a public school with cuts and bruises and do nothing.

>hurr durr i took my army rifle and fired into teh air!

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anybody have a screenshot of this thread? its archived somewhere, best thread ive ever been a part of

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>>568598409
you stand a valid point

>>568598549
I wasn't in original thread but I have seen it. Didn't cap though. Soz

>>568598550
If it is legit he obvious had some sort of sexual attraction to the little shitskin too. Even his wife noticed it.

>>568598710
was incredible

>>568599102
Summary?

>>568593313
This actually made me cry with laughter. Well in!

>>568594729
This thing must be like finding the ark of the covenant, just look at all the artifacts!

>>568598865
what if...
the shitskin's parents were right all along?

what if...
OP was really a fucking pedophile?

what if...
OP manipulated everyone and got the shitskin's custody?

what if...
shitskin couldn't take all the pedophillic sex anymore and killed herself.

what if...
OP didn't call the police for 2 hours because he was fucking the shitskin's 14 year old dead body?

pedophillic necrophillia!

>>568599835
What if.... OP is Kevin Alfred Strom?


>stormfags understood this without teh google.

>>568599298
OP cuts a deep hole in his abdomen, posts pics, anon tells OP to finger it, delivars, starts pulling chunks of fat out of hole, draws a smiley face on it and continues doing whatever anons tell him to do, anons tell op to go to hospital or he will die, OP doesnt give a fuck
next day: new thread, OP hasnt gone to hospital, put a few butterfly bandages on it, doesnt give a fuck, we talk to OP about his life, OP says he is an artist, posts picture, use picture to dox OP, OP turns out to be a mildly attractive female, posts tits, i think she said she was going to the hospital, said would make a new thread to update us, didnt, probably died, but thread was epic, i may be forgetting some stuff, was a while ago

>>568593313

Classic

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>>568599835
whale

>>568600003
quads baby....
also, let me just google kevin...

>>568600029
wasn't there something about a fat smoothie or am I making shit up

>>568600236
>thinks those are quads

you know what, how about you just do some more lurking?

>>568600003
Someone, somewhere, just got a penta.

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>>568600003
FUCKING QUAD 0'S

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>>568600312
i dont remember that, however reverse image helped me find more pictures

>>568584372
I just completely lost it.

>>568600335
i see 4 zeros in a row...
fuck the rules... fuck you

>>568600487
not a ylyl thread newfag

i wonder who got
>>568600000

>>568600494
Well he has dub 0's and dub 3's 3-0 = 3, 3 triangles in a triforce.

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illuminati

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>>568600480
i got really high the day after this thread with some of my college buddies and i still had the thread open on my computer so i showed one of my friends and explained what happened and how funny it was and he never wanted to talk to me again

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One of the only threads I was present for in my time here

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>>568582674
i live in kansas .-. and Eldorado is just a about 30 mins away

I got a good one for you guys. Bit of a long read but well worth it. getting it off phone

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I have this one and a reverse coloring one want other one?

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>>568590117
That story has creepy pedo undertones. It's the way he idealizes the child that does it. Kinda racist, too. Seems like some made up bullshit. Y'all are some naive, sentimental dudes.

>>568601549
don't make me get my army rifle!

>>568601549
>>568601672

>don't make me get my army rifle!

>>568598079
the link is real tho

>>568601792
yas

>>568600003
>>568600000

>>568601991
I missed glory by 4 seconds. Story of my life.

>I will an hero with my army rifle!

>>568602134
fire it into the air, yell at some niggers and fuck an underage shitskin.

>>568593725
>damnlol.com

>>568600813
It's not till you someone finds your /b/ folder until you realize that none of this shit is normal

>>568602134
>4 seconds
>story of my life

>[insert premature ejaculation joke here]

>>568602704
>thatsthejoke.gif

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Dumping The Story of Button, including the content that AuthorBro just dumped yesterday
TL:DR Anon is friends with dude online for 4 years, used a voice masker, turns out to be a girl, sexytimes ensue as she moves in for uni. INB4 hurrdurr never happened. AuthorBro has already said its a story based in truth... Regardless of whats true and what isnt... fucking best greentext story I have ever read!

Can find the whole story here, also includes pictures and is mobile/tablet friendly. Probably best way to read it
http://thestoryofbutton.wordpress....com/

The doc is here if you want to help edit the stuff
https://docs.google.....com/document/d/1BLUOPJPtnvMknzxjqj7jSCOQGJnBrrA24JrK7D9hmus/edit

>>568602246
kek

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>>568602873

>>568602873
are authorbro and stroy bro different? also nice trips next post.

>>568602694
yeah, i dont know why my high self thought that my friend would think its funny to see some chick fingerbanging a hole she cut in herself, pulling out and eating bloodclots and pieces of fat, just one of life's many lessons i guess, you gotta keep some shit to yourself if you wanna keep your friends

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>>568603000
even my trips agree it is a good story

>>568603117
Yes, different people

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>>568603271
Honestly, the links I posted are easier to read then the caps, plus all the mistakes have been fixed by the anon collective. Blog is best, lots of pictures and shit (not real ones, just to help the story)

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>>568602694
I live in fear of this happening

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Never Forget

>>568603117
forgot to mention, he drops a new day every friday 10pm EST on /b/ before he posts anything to the blogs or docs, always lets his bros have first read.

>>568590117
How typical of the social services to ignore the abuse. We know if it was an American child, all he/she would have to do is say they were sent to bed early and they would be investigated. That said, this guy failed his family in putting so much into some random Indian girl. Third worlders and their parasitic double standards when living in the West.

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>>568603000

>>568603635
this has got to be fake

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>>568603463

>>568603571
sweet. i've been seeing them pop up recently and i've never had enough time to be able to sit back and read the threads. cheers for the link, too, now i can just browse it whenever.

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>>568603783
its 4chan, taking anything on here to ever be truth would be a mistake, including this story

>>568600000

>>568603783
Who cares it's hilarious

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Fresh out of the roll your own waifu thread.

>>568603783
no fucking shit

>>568603507
so epic.

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>>568592557
what movie thats from?

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>>568605060

>>568580412
Deadma5

>>568605167
constantine

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1

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>>568605229

>>568584"my brother died this way and survived" fucking lose it

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>>568590117
Fuck you faggot.
Now all I want to do is eat a panini.

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>>568605964
this is the stuff from yesterday

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>>568606089

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>>568578842
New, fresh OC

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>>568606214
aaannnnd thats it until next friday

Just to recap
>full story can be found here
http://thestoryofbutton.wordpress.com/

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>>568590117
damn

>>568596163
it had too many feels

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>>568590117

>>568605060
man im so glad I stopped reading this

>>568593696
This rigth here
Pure fucking gold

>>568598429
Nice flag of Nepal

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>>568602873
the real story of Button

>>568593725
Lost it at

>Fucking dragon at my portcullis demanding coins

Some made laugh some were a bit disturbing, but then again that's why I'm here.

  ?
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>>568609887
Almost but not quite

>>568609826
damn dude

>>568594729
i actually do this all the time...infact i been doing it for a little more than 10 years now...cant remmber i love mmos and its just a habit now not like its turns me on or something im just lonley and pathetic

>>568580412
I think I was there.

>>568590117
Someone give my the tl;dr version please, i'm sleepy

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>>568590117
someone post th tl;dr version lpz

>>568602873
>>568603000
>>568603271
>>568603463
>>568603835

Well i got some reading to do

>>568611160
boring shit, some thinks this is a baww thread

>>568589659
kek

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>>568611565

>>568601549
Implying racism is a bad thing, stereotypes don't just appear out of nowhere.

>>568601549
Also the foreign family hates whites out of nowhere, he hates the pakis because they abuse their daughter. Yet the white person is the racist.

Nigger sjw detected

>>568612301
i was in that thread,

download that very same picture

>>568579674
Newfags can't triforce

>>568612505
downloaded*

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>>568578842

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At2Jz4VR9BY

>>568592601
Awesome night. I remember the anon who was acting like he was from the moving Taken demanding shit from the little faggot.
Too bad the pics he had to take were considered CP.

>>568590117
cried the first time i read this. jusy cried again. god fucking damn it. i just hope that poor sod is all right

>>568590117
Oh maaaaaaan I wasn't ready for that. I thought it was going to be a long joke. I kept waiting for the punch line but all I got was these damn feels

Fuck, this thread is hilarious in all it ways

>>568590117
fuck me that got real dark real fast

>>568590117
I'm fucking crying. Something on the internet actually fucking got to me.

>>568605167
fight club

>>568602694
>Be me.
>Friend tells me something funny
>Reminds me of /b/
>Tell him about it
>"b? What's that?"
>"It's pretty cool. It's filled with gore and tranny porn."
>allofhiswuts.jpg
>mfw I forgot that wasn't normal

>>568593442
>mfw i had exactly similar lamp like that
>mfw i had exactly similar keyboard like that

>>568590117
Fuck. Last sentence.

>>568590117
Not to mention when a child is abused and it's reported, they don't just hand the child over to her best friend's dad. And especially wouldn't let that foster dad keep her once he was divorced and lost custody of Hannah.

If it were a real story, there would be some info on Hanna growing up after the divorce, but no, it ends on the suicide, of course, because it's a fake story for fake feels.

9/10 made me read

>>568594268
I want to marry this boy.

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>>568578842

This beat 'em all

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>>568586629
> Alpha as fuck, omega as fuck

>>568621590
>IMMA FUKIN PISS ON THE DOG


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