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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/LInux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Hello, my name is Bethany MacMillan, and I am appalled by this horrible, awful website. I am writing to you all to warn you that this website WILL be shut down PERMANENTLY. I have contacted the police and other authorities and are currently doing everything they can to put this website to rest. For those who do nothing wrong on this website, I am sorry that this had to happen to you. But for those that post child pornography, animal abuse, or any other illegal things, I can assure you that you WILL be arrested, and that you WILL go to prison. Again, those who do not do anything bad will not suffer the consequences.
This website has done absolutely NOTHING to help with ANYTHING. Everything done here has been illegal, terrible, and mean. It is not humane in the slightest, and therefore is logical to shut down this website for good. Again, police are doing everything they can to shut down this website, and stop everyone from continuing illegal activities.
this girl is somebodies daughter, sister, cousin, future wife and mother you sick fucks. So she likes to show off her body and enjoy herself just because you beta's are too fat to show of your body and fail at enjoying life is no reason to bully this girl. She could grow up to be a doctor and saved peoples lives but instead she is just being bullied just because she enjoys her very primal and natural instinct of enjoying sex, your younger sister is probably doing the very same thing now and probably your mother to should be harass and bully them how would you feel about it then? You people really are pieces of fucking shit who don't deserve life.
You're violating these women by viewing and sharing their private photos without their consent. A big part of what defines the act of rape is the lack of consent and there is clearly a lack of consent here. The images are even more appealing to you because there is an aspect of "forbidden fruit" due to the nature of the nude photographs being stole and originating from celebrities, which basically means that you're being aroused because their non-consent turns you on. This is a form of sexual assault. You don't see it as such because you have been blinded by rape culture.
If I were to punch you in the face, you'd be in pain. If I were to shoot you in the torso, you'd be in more pain. Both actions cause you pain, but one more than the other; the lesser act of assault is not negated simply because you could be a victim of a greater act of assault. Likewise, the act of sharing and viewing these nude photographs is still a violation of these victims/women regardless of whether greater forms of sexual assault exist. If you sick individuals have a conscience, you will cease viewing and sharing these stolen photos because you are currently no different than a common rapist.
Source: Ph.D in clinical psychology.
Furthermore, I am aware of the fact that legislation is now being pursued to make the act of stealing and sharing nude photographs without the consent of the other party a punishable sexual assault crime that can either be a felony or misdemeanor depending on the severity of the crime. I'd be careful if I were you, future law breakers
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
Listen. Don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump. Alright? Because I'm not. I'm a businessman. I'm a family man. Man of the people. Man of the church. Man of the country. I'm a patriot. A veteran. A man of god. A missionary. A postman. I work at jamba juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler. I make my own quilts. Love eggs. Shop locally. I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved And my friends are all geese. I live in a house. I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. My medicine is over the counter except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads "If you don't like me, I'll go fuck your mother." I am inside of the matrix. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside my brain I have a shark in my bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to india once. I like bowling. So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda fuckin' chump, alright? Because I'm not.
I'm female and "pretty", I live in the ghetto and don't exactly come off as the most intelligent person (I am quite smart if I do say so myself, but I don't really make an effort to show it, nobody cares if I got a 30 on my ACT). I've met maybe three other people who were redditors and they were all equally shocked and one even refused to believe me until I answered various questions about the site (dumb as fuck too, like asking me the story of the broken arms & the jolly rancher & quizzing me on "famous" redditors).
No you won't... you're not messing with me... I'm messing with you, you little swipe. I found you. Now I know you exist. And now you will be my bitch... you will do what I say, when I say it, and how I want you to say it. Your small dick doesn't bother me. Your shitty spirit doesn't assuage me at all. Your otherwise damnable soul doesn't even need mention of existence to anyone anymore. You are my dildo... If I need you to stick it up your own ass... you will. If I need you to stick it in your mom you will. You really don't get it do you.. you are my fat fuck now. And I don't like fat fucks like you.
hey im not type of kid that rages at players, plays COD all day long, i play variety of games like FTL,Unturned,BF4,Mirrors Edge,Mass effect which is my favourite video game series and many other games sure i do still play COD but not that much plus its really only COD:BO that i still play the 2nd one sucks and you do not even want to know how many screams i heard from some mics. So yeah i do rage sometimes but im also amasing sometimes when i rage i dont shout at my mic plus i dont even have it on they dont need to hear me scream when im pissed but anyway i play a lot of stuff dont judge as i dont judge others oh yeah and if you dont believe what i just said check my channel for videos i have a lot of games that i played plus if you want to hear my voice which you probably dont watch my videos if not just continue on and act like im every other good youtuber that likes a good quality video oh and i challenge you to play Dark Souls 2 on PC with mouse and keyboard?
Hey Mr 4 chan, My name is Jennifer, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are hackers, anti-feminists, rapists who spend every second of their day raping people by looking at stolen pictures. You are everything bad in this rape-culture world. Honestly, have any of you ever respected any woman? I mean, I guess it’s fun jerking to stolen pictures because you hate women, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than raping a woman. Don’t be like every man. Just hit me with your best arguments. I’m pretty much perfect. I am a beautiful woman after all, and a huge celebrity. What activities do you do, other than “hack innocents computers to get their nudes”? I also contacted the FBI, and have a powerful reputed lawyer (he is militantly in favour of feminism on tumblr, he is SO brave). You are all rapists who are going to get caught by the FBI. Thanks for listening.
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this person is far worse than you will ever want to know. I may seem soft and shy, but I'm just being NICE! I can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. I can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that I experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and I won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult me one more time, I will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
hell yeah baby. consoles are the absolute bottom of society. every time i see someone playing a console i want to fucking blow them. If you play a console you are the scourge of the universe and honestly probably have no friends. (sigh) i long for the day where all men play pc gameing and not consoles. (hearty chuckle) hmph.. we of the pc master race are some of the most technologically advanced gamers on the planet.. hell, probably the universe. Id love to find some alien race who plays consoles and suck their dicks. i love pc gameing and I'll go to war over that shit. i cant wait until palestein says consoles are the best, then obama can go in and obliterate them with the help of israel, the holiest nation. i love playing games on the computer
Stop Right There Criminal Scum, My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it’s fun stealing shopkeepers’ property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around. Don’t be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than “commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves”? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.
I'm not sure if you're trolling or just have no idea who I am, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed meme addict, I have moderated the largest meme forum on the Internet (at over 2 million subscribers) for over a year. You think I don't know memes? In that time I have removed over 400posts for not following subreddit guidelines. In addition to my moderation responsibilities I am one of the most active writers on knowyourmeme.com. You think I don't know memes? Then how do I write articles about them on a site called knowyourmeme? Several mainstream blogs have contacted me to ask about the recent meme phenomenon and each has been thankful and enlightened with what I had to tell them. It's not just limited to blogs though. Several companies have asked me to review their meme ads to avoid a failure like Toyota's meme commercial. Just last week a major food company contacted me with a paid offer to help them on a new ad campaign. I declined when I researched the company and saw that they had contributed money to socially conservative groups. It's safe to say that I am one of the world's foremost experts on memes and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine. So please tell me, what are your qualifications to say that I don't know what a meme is
Here’s the thing. You said a “joke is a meme.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies memes, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jokes memes. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing. If you’re saying “meme family” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of Maymaydae, which includes things from rage comics to image macros to verticals. So your reasoning for calling a joke a meme is because random people “call the funny ones memes?” Let’s get reaction gifs and anime in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a memer or a narwhal baconer? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. A joke is a joke and a member of the meme family. But that’s not what you said. You said a joke is a meme, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the meme family memes, which means you’d call dub checks, rage comics, and other things memes, too. Which you said you don’t. It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?
Your avatar pic is really cute, kind of got me thinking why there aren't any black women in Japanese hentai animated films. Course there aren't really any "japanese" women either. There are the occasional black men but aside from Kite: Part 1 where the beautiful female detective fantasized about sleeping with freakishly endowed black partner you only see black men during gang rape scenes. Even in Japanese pornography where American Porn Stars are flown to Japan they are always white girls. I have often masturbated to the classic Bob Clampett warners short "coal black and the seven dwarfs" and feel that an animated remake could bring a greater appreciation of the erotic qualities of black women to Japan. I do not mean to imply that I hope to see Coal Black get gangraped by seven freakishly endowed dwarfs which is a cliched idea. Perhaps if they used the same character design but she was the leader of a mecha freedom force stationed on Jupiters moons and is kidnapped by Earth special forces and is strapped to a wall and erotically electrocuted for hours on end while being shown propaganda footage and is forced to grow a penis (no balls) which is necessary to ejaculate the thousands of ants which live in her uterus (making her look 20 months pregnant) that acts as one giant testicle.
I didn't intend to come across as racist, I don't fantasize about witnessing animated black women being raped from a racial standpoint, I feel that cartoon women are idealized perfect women and a true celebration of erotic qualities. Tentacle rape scenes bring out emotions and bodily transformations in women that are impossible to capture in real life and to witness an animated black women have such a fantastical ethereal experience of being filled with gallons of semen and ants it would be a privellige to witness because of my RESPECT for black sexuality and intelligence and that I cannot believe I am witnessing such a thing. Think if you were to witness Beyonce Knowles being penetrated (arms) by and ejaculated on by a gang of octopi and although at first her pupils contract and she has a look of abject fear like this is a waking nightmare she soon gives in and has many orgasms and you have to tackle her to stop her from swimming back out into the ocean after them when they are finally exhausted and leave, it is because she is such a classy beautiful and intelligent woman that the depravity and surrealness of that situation is so erotic and amazing. If I were racist and was not in awe in her I would not feel there is any fall from grace. I am simply saying I wish that the most pure expression of female sexuality known to man (hentai) would embrace the strong and mysterious sexuality of black women.
I don't want to speak to moot, because he has spoken to me twice. Once I was a wee boy passing through the site, ignorant to the horrors I was about to see. I was only going into a pokemon thread to get some tips on facing the elite four, but I ended up seeing Charizard getting Wartortle's dick up his ass. I started to cry, and I posted "why r u guys soo gross, plz stop". moot came in, in my time of despair, and told me "stfu nigger". This was the last I ever heard from moot, except for in my dreams. For 2 years straight, I had the same dream over and over again, charizard getting fucked by wartortle, with a shadow man whispering to me "stfu nigger". I was traumatized by it. When moot finally came out as being Christopher Poole, I then had the dream again for another 2 months, except the man was moot in that princess outfit like in the pic, with him whispering in a faggy high pitched voice saying "stfu nigger" over and over again, intil I would break down crying. I could never play or watch pokemon again, because each time I do I have a meltdown. Everytime I try going on /vp/ I pass out and literally shit myself in anxiety.
All I have to say moot, is fuck you, for this website and for making me an emotional wreck.
REMOVE LEGION remove legion you are worst imperial. you are the imperial idiot you are the imperial smell. return to cyrodiil. to our dunmer cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the gray quarter….ahahahaha ,high rock we will never forgeve you. breton rascal FUck but fuck asshole imperial stink high rock sqhipere shqipare..oblivion crisis best day of my life. take a bath of dead imperial..ahahahahahCYRODIIL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great war cyrodiil we kill the emperor , thalmor return to your precious summerset….hahahahaha idiot imperial and thalmor smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE LEGION FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. windehlm+riften+hammerfell+falkreath=kill legion…you will great war/ talos alive in skyrim, talos making worship of skyrim . fast army talos skyrim. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of talos… you are ppoor stink imperial… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt talos alive numbr one #1 in skyrim ….fuck the empire ,..FUCKk ashol imperials no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. talos aliv and real strong warrior kill all the imperial farm aminal with divine magic now we the skyrim rule .troll of the cave emper titus mead fukc the daedra and lay egg this egg hatch and tullius wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of falmer. skyrim greattst countrey
REMOVE LIZARD remove lizard you are worst argonian. you are the argonian s'wit you are the argonian smell. return to blackmarsh. to our blacmarsh cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,elsweyr we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole argonian stink elweyr sqhipere shqipare..argonian genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead argonian..ahahahahahELSWEYR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget battle of red mountain .dwemer we kill the king , dwemeri return to your precious mines….hahahahaha idiot argonian and khajiit smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE LIZARD FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. summurset+cyrodiil+blackmarsh+highrock=kill elsweyr…you will ww2/ vivec alive in morrowind, vivec making album of morrowind . fast rap vivec morrowind. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of vivec… you are ppoor stink argonian… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt vivec alive numbr one #1 in morrowind ….fuck the black marsh ,..FUCKk ashol arognians no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. vivec aliv and real strong wizard kill all the lizardmen farm aminal with rap magic now we the morrwind rule .ape of the zoo presidant tiber septim fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and blackmarsh wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. morrowind greattst countrey The ending of the words is ALMSIVI
ATTENTION EVERYBODY BOYCOTT THIS CHANNEL THE PEOPLE WHO RUN IT ARE PROVEN MEMBERS OF THE ILLUMINATI A CULT OF DEVIL WORSHIPERS THEY BUY BOXES OF CATS,DOGS,MICE,HAMSTERS AND BIRDS AND MURDERS THEM THOUGH TORTURE AS A SACRIFICE TO SATAN ALSO THERE IS A SATANIC MESSAGE IN THEIR VIDEOS IF YOU PLAY SOME OF THEM BACKWARDS YOU CAN HEAR THEM SAY SATAN IS GOOD SATAN IS MY PAL SO IF YOU STILL WATCH THEM AFTER THIS IS KNOWN ABOUT THEM YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON AND SUPPORTING SOMEONE HORRIBLE BOYCOTT THIS CHANNEL NOW!!!
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture? Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
I didn't know that there are so many unmature (even though trying to seem mature) people on here. I am greatly disappointed. You should know that if you think about you seem more unmature than I am even though I am in puberty. I actually thought here was a great community on reddit. How already said I am pretty disappointed in you. If you would be mature you would give a sh# about how old I am and you would just try to help. I am sorry if you have a hard time in life at the moment or something but being a jerk doesn't make it better. There is no need to hurt others only because you feel shit and maybe got hurt. I don't even get why you would act like this. The other people on here really were nice and helpful but what you were doing is just pure bullsh#. Discouraging people with dreams really isn't something to be proud of. Just saying my oppinion here! I don't even care if I get a serious answer or not because I don't excpect one from people like you. Because if you understand my point and read this text carefully you will either be mature and admit that you understand it or you will just continue being dumb and continue this garbage on the internet which would make me sad because I still have a little faith in humanity. Thanks for reading until here and have a nice day.
edit: To the people who have already downvoted my post, you must be the most shitty, lonely, pitiful piece of shit on this planet. You could've looked at my shitty post, thought it was shitty, because it is, and you could've let it go. Oh, but that wouldn't be enough, would it? You had to express your dubiousness towards it via physically aiming for the downvote icon, and clicking, using muscles in your judgemental hand of justice. What do you do all day? Do you just browse reddit with such a negative mindset that you have to actually downvote everything that doesn't make you skeet? "This skeet post didn't make me skeet. Only I make me skeet. Everything must know it sucks, so I shall downvote the non-make-me-skeet-ers." That's you. Go die. I don't care how, just die.
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
>Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol, right? That's so old. Its meaning makes sense but you don't feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" that's been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concepts that other people find it amusing or appropriate and that using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you're not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. There's a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try, though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn tere are so many options to choose from. An implication that I’m underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you’ll just shut down. I think you should go with something abobut butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even OC? Tsk tsk, hard to say. Don’t want to get embarrassed, Anon. I’m sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can’t wait, it’s always fun playing insult roulette.
What the Kappa did you just Kappa about me, you little Kappa? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Kappa in the Kappa, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Kappa, and I have over 300 confirmed Kappa. I am trained in Kappa warfare and I’m the top Kappa in the entire US Kappa forces. You are nothing to me but just another Kappa. I will wipe you the Kappa out with Kappa the likes of which has never been Kappa before on this Earth, mark my Kappa. You think you can get away with saying that Kappa to me over the Internet? Think again, Kappa. As we speak I am contacting my Kappa network of Kappa across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Kappa, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Kappa. You’re Kappa, kid. I can be Kappa, anytime, and I can Kappa you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Kappa. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed Kappa, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Kappa Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Kappa, you little Kappa. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Kappa” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Kappa tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Kappa, you goddamn Kappa. I will Kappa fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re Kappa dead, Kappa.
I know I'm going to get flamed for this but whatever. Why are you guys so ANGRY at women? I am a feminist. I want equal pay for equal work, fair representation politically, to not feel like I am going to be attacked when I am not in broad daylight and the ability to advance in my STEM career. That is it. Some of you seem to think there is some big conspiracy to do you guys down and I have been to feminist meetings and we talk about thing like how not to get raped and how to advance in our careers. Not once did the 'feminazis' sit around and cackle evilly about how to get rid of men. As soon as I post this, I am going to have a TONNE of replies indicating how I should be raped or murdered. This happens EVERYDAY regardless of my benign comments. The worst thing is the guys who pm me telling me they will rape me are the guys who whine about women turning them down because 'they are such a nice guy'. Oh please don't quote figures at me saying how badly off you guys have it. Oh and I'm bi-racial so you know feel free to insult me there too. 'Black slut' is pretty popular.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy casual? Ill have you know I am in the top ranks of Faze, and Ive been involved in numerous Doritos and Mountain Dew binges, and I have over 300,000 confirmed no scopes. I am trained in 360 quik-scopes and Im the top sniper in the Xx_MLGFAZE_xX. You are nothing to me but just another hardscoper. I will wipe you the fuck out with aim assist the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over voice chat? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Runescape and your account is being hacked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your KDR. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my sniper rifle. Not only am I extensively trained in 360 no scoping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Optic Gaming and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the GP, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Mountain Dew all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>Why would you use XD instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol, right? That's so old. Its meaning makes sense but you don't feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" that's been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concepts that other people find it amusing or appropriate and that using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you're not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. There's a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try, though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn tere are so many options to choose from. An implication that I’m underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you’ll just shut down. I think you should go with something abobut butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even OC? Tsk tsk, hard to say. Don’t want to get embarrassed, Anon. I’m sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can’t wait, it’s always fun playing insult roulette.
Not exactly zombie related but definitely very strange and unsettling, but once in an airport I had a hunch that turned out to be true in the most beautiful filthy way possible. I was in Hartsfield Jackson airport in Atlanta which I'm sure all of you know is utterly gigantic and busy as all hell. My plane was delayed a few hours so I went about trying to figure out something to do with myself, maybe find a deserted place to masturbate and listen to some Brahms. Walking along a somewhat empty terminal, I spotted a set of bathrooms that looked unused, so I set out to go there in order to polish my roosevelt, but something stopped me in my tracks. I was suddenly overcome by a most compulsive feeling that told me, "No, Dindu, what you seek lies beyond this terminal." I was a recovering addict at the time so I was not unaccustomed to hearing voices but something told me to follow it and lo and behold, beyond the terminal there was another bathroom. Now, one thing you need to know about me is that I'm a man of very diverse sexual tastes, I love public restrooms for the symphony of noises and smells and whatnot and I'm not gay but sometimes I might be that guy at the urinal who subtly peeks at cocks just to compare for my own and not to jerk off to later. Anyway I still felt like something was pushing me so I stealthily and quietly wandered into the ladies room. Sweet fortuna, goddess be praised! The moment I entered I was overcome by an ungodly stench and the sound of a beautiful maiden in the struggles of a digestive malfunction. I immediately stepped into an adjacent stall, whipped out my phone, and began recording the music of "SSSSPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAALLLPPPLLLLLUUUUUUUUHHHHHH" that permeated the air, my cock harder than a steel titanium diamond cinderblock. As usual for a man in my situation, my cock came out and I began to flagellate and flog myself, timing it with her grunts and poots as to avoid arousing suspicion. I lost track of time, but she left after a while (unf
Here's the thing. You said a "photoshop is a photograph." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies photographs, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls photoshops photography. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "photography family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of latin graphine, which includes things from spectrophotometry to full-spectrum to stereoscopic. So your reasoning for calling a photoshop a photograph is because random people "call the images photographs?" Let's get MS paint art and memes in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a tall or a short? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A photoshop is a photoshop and a member of the photography family. But that's not what you said. You said a photoshop is a photograph, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the photography family photography, which means you'd call writing, painting, and other art forms photography, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
I'm a celebrity and know several of the women posted personally. The ones I don't know, I know others who do. A good handful of them are in my immediate circle of friends. No I'm not going to provide any hints or proof or anything at all. We have fun lives and we're rich and all that. I wouldn't trade it for anything. But you have fucking destroyed these women. Every single one of them is devastated. They are still people and deserve some amount of human respect. Put yourself in Jenn's shoes for just one second. Can you imagine what she's going through right now?
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