Continuing rekt thread >568538796

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>>568547849

>>568547849
I'm a fucking failure

OLD THREAD HERE
>>568538796

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How has this not been posted yet?

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>>568548257

>better just turn left for no fuckin reason whatsoever

>>568548363
Was he really ripped in half?

>>568548449
Shit that would be terrifying

>>568548449
Amazingly, everyone in this video (including the pilot of the other plane) survived. I guess if you're going to get into a midair collision, skydiving is when you want to do it.

>>568548449
holy fucking shit. what was the end result of this?

>>568548363
Well at least both of them died instantly.

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>>568548686
>>568548747

^^ 100% survival rate allegedly

>>568548463
Hey look guys!
a Penny!

I'm usually a complete retard in public. These threads make me feel so happy and warm on my insides... <<<#323332333

>>568548292
Did he was kill?

>>568548498
He was literally ripped to pieces so badly they couldn't tell it was him, what you see though is the fire extinguisher he was carrying, it hit the drivers head and broke his neck, both of them died.

>>568548498
Yeah, they had to identify who it was by gathering all the crew around and seeing which one was missing, the driver got killed too.

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>>568549056
wat

>>568549264
Huh
Never noticed that
I guess that's what you get if you go 300 km/h

>>568548106
Did heer spine break from that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Y6dgwiVFM

18 yr old chink waitress pours kerosine all over customers face and runs off.

>>568548498

Yes, and the driver was killed instantly by the fire extinguisher that the marshal was carrying. It almost decapitated him.

>>568548463
Context, for those interested:

Cargo plane leaving baghdad, carrying APCs. One of the straps broke on a pallet during takeoff, causing the center of gravity to move aft, destabilizing the plane and causing it the stall. Entire crew was killed. No passengers.

>>568548463
They were transporting nerve gas that was found and one of the canisters ruptured

>>568548747
they all lived. this happened in wisconsin last summer. i believe this is video from the other plane as well

>>568549718
shit

>>568549890
The kind of nerve gas that causes eternal bleeding?

>>568549290
Damn, was that live TV? Or is it just fake?

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>>568548106
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>>568549469
>filenames

>>568548839
I was waiting on that fucker to explode and i was not dissapointed

>>568548449
>Hifgher_Ground.webm

>>568549290
sauce full vid please :D

>>568549718
bad day

>>568549718
lol that was hilarious

>>568549056
Hahahaah

>>568548389
JEW GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

>>568548036
fake

>>568548724
how did he not splat, and why were all those retards standing there is they didnt want to see him jump!

>logic

>>568549290
sauce plz

>>568550350
So happy when I see this one. Any sauce on it? Seen it a million times, but I'm up for being disappointed tonight. Did he walk again? :(

>>568550398
Ahh yes the elusive female orgasm

>>568549805
wuts d contexx?

>>568550398

Someone needs to edit the end to accommodate the "WASTED" screen.

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/b/ I am very proud of you for not going all adhd, now I must go to work so have some tittle cause I don't care any more

>>568550779
What is happening here?

>>568548449
>>568548463
this is why flying absolutely terrifies me. the first time I got into a plane I started crying during take off

>>568550787
cop deploying spike strip gets run over by driver he was trying to stop.. you see the result..

>>568550787
cop thrw d spiks
bad guy fast
cop brak legs

>>568548389
this always gets me

i think its the clap

>>568550939
Nevermind, I didn't see the dude in front of the ride, brutal

>>568550779

did he died

>>568549325
at least the driver made it out

>>568550837
the hero that /b/ needs.....
THE CASEY

>>568550779
I dont understand, where is the rekc in this video? It is nothing. Just like the video from the last thread with just an escalator moving

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>>568550939
Look closely
>rekt

>>568550939
dude in yellow get's blasted by the ride car. Watch behind "Speed 100" sign.

>>568551113
r u blind

>>568551113
Look behind the Speed 110 sign.

>>568551078
Yeah at first I didnt see the guy either. I didnt think anything of it then I finally saw him and was like SHIT

>>568551153
clearing platform in 5 seconds flat

>>568551153
anon these filenames are truly lulz worthy
i thank you

>>568549851
Was leaving Bagram Airfield, Afghanistan. All other details correct.

I worked with the ride on mechanic that was on that flight years ago.

>>568548839
did it explode because of internal pressure?

>>568551535
i would fucking punch that cat so hard...

>>568551113

Now I'm curious about this alleged escalator video with nothing happening. I bet there's somebody getting rekt in plain sight

>>568548724

I love how the cameraman had the composure to track the fall all the way to the ground. So many faggots start screaming and the camera goes everywhere, but this guy knew. He knew /b/ would enjoy this as a .gif, and so he recorded this faggot's final moments.

*tips fedora*

>>568551672
Yes. After death carcasses expand due to eternal bleeding and gas explodes

>>568550241
Did that dude's head get BLOWN THE FUCK OFF?

>>568551672
yes, the pressure of post-mortem methan

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>>568551672
nope. was jonah escaping

>>568548463
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Airlines_Flight_102

>>568551535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rvouqyVUk
>audio

>>568551723
not an escalator..
travelator, mostly used in airport boarding halls

>>568551739
what the fuck was that

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>>568548292

anon you're so frikin base.

>>568551535
TTTOOOPPP

KKKEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>568551739
This has got to be SFX

>>568550940
its more dangerous to get in a car you pussy

>>568551535
The fuck is she even doing, get some paper towel on that shit. Nope, gotta read what the internets is saying about my eye.

>>568552046
some sort of FX demo

>>568552046
faek.

>>568552113
i would fix the filename to
mfw i have no face

>>568551739
nerve gas?

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>>568551139
is this guy kill?

>>568549906
hahah that dumb motherfucker tripped

>>568549689

man, that girl's face is ruined

>>568551739
there is no way in the world that video is real, but dang give them special effect people props.

pss- i love it when videos when black people are injured, because i hate niggers.

>>568549564
6 Ppl ran him over

>>568552131
I know it is. but it still doesn't make it less horrifying for me

>>568552113
I can't tell if the guy in the background is firing an RPG, and this is backblast. Or if they're taking some kind of heavy fire. Clarify?

>>568552470
5 people
you need to learn how to count

>>568548839
nerve gas

>>568552573
imo headshot with some large caliber round

>>568550035

man that's pretty fuckin sloppy

babby's first day using a chainsaw or something?

>>568552493
At least plane crashes are usually a quick death. Being mangled, bleeding to death and probably watching loved ones/friends in the car get decapitated is probably worse. Anyway, happy driving you irrational, stupid mother fucker!
>INB4 O U BURN LOTS B4 DYIN IN PLANES M7

>>568551723
I looked at it for like 2 minutes and didn't see anything. I might be retarded.

>>568552512
Is there a firework jammed in that guy's face?

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>>568551701
you might not know it but you are white kniteing right now

>>568552895
>firework

kek´d

>>568549290
sAUCE

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>>568552912
that fucking filename

>>568549564
fuck mike alessi. good riddance

>>568552823
>Let me fly, far away from here
>I want to lie, sheeprekt and comatose

Nailed it.

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>>568551535
And the moral of the story is dont fuck with the cat.

>>568552823
on the bright side that sheep probably died on impact before those guys got a chance to shag it

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>>568553043
Why is it so hard for you fuckers to image search shit when it takes 3 seconds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWp5zYPr2Uk

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>>568552908
>kniteing
the fuck, im not


if the cat would do that to me i would punch it first and then seek some towel

>>568552823
at first i thought he was fucking the sheep, then i noticed it was a rescue team, fekin lol'd

>>568553195
lyft

>>568551535
>thinking cats are properly domesticated
>2014

>>568553312
nop it was a qt grill if it were fat redneck u would just laugh

>>568553353
da fuk is that plant doing in front of the --splat-

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>>568552276
that's prime to turn into a GTA-inspired "wasted" gif

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No idea what is happening here but damn...

>>568552083
thats what she gets for being a codfag

>>568548036
funnier with the audio

>>568553567
i really dont care about those sort of (qt) camwhores

>>568553697
putting oil in a bowl or a light, both too fancy for a diner

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>>568553204
Baka-Laka-BOOM

>>568553697
see
>>568549689

>>568548938
Holy shit my sides at the little hand dance.

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>>568553783
sure
but no, u want to bojangle her arbys sandvich

>>568551535
this is why you need to squint when you're close to a cat

>>568553331
did he died?

>>568549718

what game is this?

>>568548363
I wonder if for like 3 seconds you're like "oh fuck I've been hit, im dying"

>>568551535
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rvouqyVUk
this viral yet?

>>568553881
It's in Asia, and is pretty standard. Nothing to do with being fancy.

>>568554038
GTA V you faggot

>>568553979
Are these two bee hives at war or tard bee's?

>>568551739
story?

>>568553203
Fuck, I wasted a good reference.

>>568547849
That fuckin' bitch....

>>568549469
That monkey knew exactly what he was doing.

>>568552674
kek

>>568554151
ah, in US we put oil in bowls at mostly Italian places or in lights at French places

>>568548724
Why did he bounced?

MORE CHANS HERE

http://chan-rating.info

>>568554038
battletoads

>>568554020
probably

>>568554038
Do you live under a rock?

>>568553232
I love how the narrator nonchalantly goes "Now, it's a fight for life."

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>>568554165
I'm guessing missed guided souls.

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>>568553895
hunting_accident.gif

>>568554575
>filename

>>568553996
u w0t m8
i despite all CODfags no matter what they are

>>568550350
Isn't there a version of this clip that someone gave the walls an angry face and made the falling bricks his mouth?

>>568552823
sheep walked away unharmed, watch the full vid

>>568548463
hit by taliban grade anti AA nerve gas attack. The survivors later died from eternal bleeding, may they RIP in peace

>>568554575
that piece of his fucking face flying towards the camera makes me lolz

>>568548257
staged. they planned it

>>568552753
chainsaws are actually pretty bad at ripping through flesh. too stringy.

>>568549325
holy shit

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>>568554706
u avin a giggle m8 u gay ur sumtin?
dont tell me u wouldn't put a pickle in her pastrami

>>568555057
>filename

my sides are now in uncharted space

>>568554851
>>568554851

video? please!

>>568553085
shoulda gone ass first.

>>568551535
How to ruin a perfect saturday night, talking with homies on the internet ?
Have a fucking cat.

>>568555226
he just fucking closed it back up while everyone was watching. nothing happened.

>>568555226
>they close it

Basement monster is satisfied

>>568549906

neat, 2 for one

>>568553204
did that shit fire backwards into the ground, or blow up too early?

>>568551701
same

>>568547849
source?

>>568555385
She wasn't talking with homies on the internet on a saturday night, she's one of those livestream attention whores who makes a living overacting and trying to be cute in front of a bunch of desperate dudes, playing video games she doesn't like and shit.

She was trying to be cutesie when she fucked up with the cat, disregarding its demeanor and attitude for attention whoring purposes.

>>568548747

yep. even the fuckin' pilots lived. couldn't habeeb it.

>>568555601
yeah it turned around

>>568553331
lmao. read the image name as it was happening.

>>568547849
FUCK THAT STUPID CHICK. FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE. It had nothing to do with you, the girl mistook the ball being rolled thinking it was for her to kick, and the guy jumped. YOU WERE NOT EVEN LOOKING! If I could find a 10 man gang rape video of her being raped I would watch it until my eyes bleed. I've seen this .gif so much, and each time I get madder.

>>568552710
It's a tankshell.

>>568553195
>file name
kek

>>568548839
that slab of flesh quivering in the final frames, wtf

>>568551153
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
THEY SCREAMIN

>>568550320
What the fuck is a hifger you nigger?

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>>568555945
what happened here?

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>>568555839
>madder

>>568551535
the hit marker cross is the best thing xD
on the bright side, she's probably totally edgy and into screamo and nobody understands her, and now she looks hardcore with blood running out of her eye.

>>568553742
This one is actually sad.
You can see the desperation.

>>568553195
>filename
Sides lost for a long time

>>568556119
>hifger
lrn2vocab

hifgher - the ground or floor hundreds of feet up in the air, typically invisible and/or nonexistant

>>568551865

this fuckign guy

>>568549056
For the uninitiated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO_Bn4CVbYk

>>568556371
The guy on the left is ready for a fight holy shit

>>568554038
Sandstorm (darude).

>>568553085
I wish I could see this slowed down to see if she broke or dislocated something.

>>568556371
That's a good way to die retard

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>>568552113
top kek

>>568552102
>>568552434
lol of course its not real. original video starts off like a make-up tutorial you see everywhere and then devolves into this

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think i may be reposting some stuff i dumped in the last thread now but i'm tired n can't remember

>>568552823

>fucks sheep
>finishes in butthole
>throws sheep down hill

Alpha as fuck

>>568556921
Of course its not real mate, why are you saying it is?

>>568555429
did they care about it?

>>568553697
restaurant in china, waitress was a girl who probably didn't know how to do shit right and was about to pour oil all over a fire and they tried to stop her. the waitress then chucked the bottle of oil onto the customer to avoid the flames and ignited the girl even more

>>568553353
>darude sandstorm playing in the background

>>568550456
I feel bad for her, but I find this .gif hot...

>>568549805

TIMMUH!

>>568557282

why does this even surprise anyone

china is such a fucking shithole

they have no standards

all of the intelligent people leave china and go to europe/america/canada/australia, so they're left with subhuman retards that light each other on fire at the fucking dinner table

>>568557270
The best part is how the cattle all just get up like "what the fuck just happened?"

>>568553532
went straight for the bike

>>568557506
badb8

>>568551739

ZIMMERMANVERDICT.WEBM

>>568554616
>missed guided souls

top kek

>>568552573
Supposedly the dude with the gun is shooting at an American (?/US Ally) tank in Iraq. Return fire with obvious outcome. There are other accounts of this or something very similar from tank crews somewhere on this big interwebs.

>>568556916

Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol, right? That's so old. Its meaning makes sense but you don't feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" that's been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concepts that other people find it amusing or appropriate and that using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you're not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. There's a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try, though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn tere are so many options to choose from. An implication that I’m underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you’ll just shut down. I think you should go with something abobut butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even OC? Tsk tsk, hard to say. Don’t want to get embarrassed, Anon. I’m sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can’t wait, it’s always fun playing insult roulette.

>>568555412

he's satan's problem now

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>>568557785
>at an American (?/US Ally) tank in Iraq.

It's in Syria you dense moron

>>568555694
10/10 filenames in this thread

>>568550940
hahahaha faggot

>>568558095
i still say lol, but i thought the general sentiment of /b/ was
>why the fuck not?
and so people just go along with whatever they deem interesting.
>gr8b8m8

>>568558095
what

>>568558095
damn that's some tasty pasta

>>568558095
holy fucking shit batman. You need a hobby!

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>>568555839
and then her dumb bitch friend who was like, "LOOK AT ME" before it even happened, took the opportunity to step on him and made sure EVERYBODY LOOKED AT HER. she didnt even see him fucking fall!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nGgD-Z6sI

bitch had her skull caved in with a metal bar

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>>568558095
Is this copypasta? I hope it is.

>>568555839
Do you have fetal alcohol syndrome or something?

>>568557821
>he's not moving better beat the shit outta his unmoving body

>>568558095
>never played WoW

kek

>>568548839

That must have smelled so fucking foul... holy shit.

>>568555601
probably over heated

>>568558095
rofl u gottem bro

>>568558425
Oh God, not this failure of a Cosplayer in here.

>>568557506
true story, I love it.


except all the chinese exchange students cheated their way ito my community college

>>568551153
God are you there ? am I going to hell because I'm laughing my ass off ???

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>>568558382
faggots

>>568558478
I just made it.

make it copy pasta.
now. spread it.

>>568549290
dude, fucking crocodile came up.

>>568548363
One of the most brutal deaths I've ever seen. At least it was quick though.

>>568553107
He's not dead though.

Anyone have gif of Old man with cat head tits spraying younger man with milk? Both are naked