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hello /b/ moldy fleshlight op here i said i would return and

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hello /b/
moldy fleshlight op here
i said i would return and i have
to finished the job


we will get this thread started as soon as people get in here

i have a video im mashing together and also i will take requests afterwards

why? because i promised /b/ that i would
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THE LEGEND RETURNS
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http://4archive.org/b/res/550127613
for those of you who dont know the story
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http://4archive.org/b/res/550133031
also a pevie of the vid..pic elated
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WELCOME BACK OP
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>>568207783
Welcome back OP, loved your last threads.
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>>568207783
9-12-14
Lel
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welcome back.
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I never thought this day would come
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its good to be back


also im having a little trouble with the playback on the vids so just give me a sec
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goddamn it, I remember. this shit is horrifying. toasting in moldy bred
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always love to have you back mate!
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>>568207783
webm?
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toasting in epic cheesecake
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>>568210182
how do i make a webm? some one gives me a quick guide and ill do it
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heres something for only those who are strong of he stomach
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>>568210421
but then I can't hear squishy sounds.

upload to mega

https://mega.co.nz/
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>>568210704
u are right...and there are alot of squishy sounds
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Oh man I've been waiting for this, you are amazing
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movie is now being saved


also i accidentally cut one part and put it in the middle of the vid by accident
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Jesus fuck that's vile.

You're a fuicking maching.
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I didn't know they sold a necro version of the fleshlight.
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>>568211046
damn you have a nice dick, fuck my ass like you fuck that thing.
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>>568207783

Not this shit again.
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>>568212024
They have a zombie push
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>>568211046

Show us the inside
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>>568212024
They actually do, but it's not as fuckign discusting as OPs
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>>568207783
>why? because i promised /b/ that i would

You really must be fucking retarded and have no friends
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Toasting in ebin bread
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it's happening
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This is gay and disgusting.
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im requesting that who ever has any screencaps from the original thread post them on here. picas and just bump the thread while the vid is finished
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Dude you need to wash that thing. That shit will probably cause your piss to burn.
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Hopping in this thread here
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Sticking you dong in that is bound to achieve many levels of win here among these merry men! Come and rejoice and spread the joy !
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>>568212490
we are his friends
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>>568207783
>>568207783
>>568207783
>>568207783
>>568207783
>>568207783
>>568207783
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>>568212676
I will bump
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This almost made me spit out my cookies and milk. Almost.
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>>568212886
why would you sage this
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It looks like you're fucking a potato you cut a hole in.

>potato light for president 2016
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>>568207783
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>>568212279
Haha gross. I bet the people who manufacture them feel great about it.
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>>568212963
is this you? http://www.xvideos.com/video8187115/vid_20140608_244140_828
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prove your real nigga

you could just be some dumbfuck who made a moldy fleshlight 2 pretend 2 be the legend

fuk u if your lying faggot
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Hey put your tongue in that thing after your finished.
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>>568213120
your right, I won't sage anymore
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>>568207783
ITS GLORIOUS
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potato fleshlight
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>>568213306
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>>568213410
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>>568213527
jesus
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>>568207783
thank you op. thank you
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>>568213527
>>568207783
It got like 10X more moldy
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>>568213619
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i felt that gag reflex coming on. the fuck OP. You're supposed to wash that thing between uses!
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>>568213527
Dude, no. No dude.
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almost
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i sort of dont want you to deliver op, also posting in legend thread is fun
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TOASTIN
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You need to place a fucking biohazard sticker on that thing.
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>>568213527
ever got checked for STDs?
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>>568207783
OP Youre back. You disgusting glorious bastard.
Pick related
>MFW witnessing the entire old thread
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>>568213952
"Black chunks on my penis after masturbating made me decide to retire my fleshlight of 5 years and dissect it."

not op clearly
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Sweet christ, that's fucking disgusting
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>>568213527
jesus, i can fucking smell that shit
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noo op
nOOOHO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OP GOD DAMMIT NO.
NO.
NOOOOH.
DAMMIT WHY
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>>568207783
why arent you washing it you disgusting piece of shit
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>>568213952
>>568214215
I'm not OP, I'm just bumping, and ensuring you have a complete "moldy fleshlight" folder.
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>>568214352
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
NOHOOHOHOOHOH
NOOOH.
NO.
DAMMIT OH FUCKING PEE NO.
NO.
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>>568214363
wouldnt taste as good.
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>>568214352
DAMMIT NO.
NOOO.
FUCKING NO.
WHY GOD WHY OH GOD NO WHY OP
NO
N
O.
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>>568214540
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>>568214540
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>>568207783
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>>568214352
DAMMIT WHY
FUCKING
MOUDLY DICKED OP NO.
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oh fucking shit
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>>568214352
NO.
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>>568213315
>>568213527
i know im the real op cuz im not a fucking faggot like some one....also im remaking this pic just for you
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>>568214352
GOD NO.
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>>568207783
wait, did you keep the fleshlight for 3 fucking months?

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IT? I hope you stored that shit in the fridge or something.
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>>568214660
>>568214663
>>568214671
>>568214725


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4_Fefew78
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>>568214232
They have a lifespan, you may get about 48 hours of pumping it full of spooge you really need to roll it inside out to clean it properly but that just makes it looser.
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>>568214352
why op
why
does your dICK SMELL LIKE MOLD?
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>>568214131
Go fuck yourself with a cactus you faggot
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>>568214890
well done 10/10 reaction
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>>568214540
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>>568214759
op confirmed
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>>568214890
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@568214759

puked
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>>568214926
lel XD what is your problem dude? haha lmao
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>>568215048
.....
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>>568207783

You've "returned" thirty times by now, get a new damn fleshlight, and for fucks sake, and stop copying pasta.

MAY SAGE GROW IN ALL OF YOUR FIELDS
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>>568215048
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>>568215048
newfag detected..
also
now we wait
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jesus fucking christ, out of everything that's posted on this board this is the fucking shit that gets me
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>>568207783
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>>568215190

sorry for out of order - dredging imgur to find these
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@568215143

what??? xD
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This is getting nasty
>@568214759
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>>568215272
new fag
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>>568215048
>@568214759
Welcome to 4chan
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>>568215105
you are underage. Prepare for permaban
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>>568215158
that last line actually made this thread worth reading
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>>568215272
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Forcing myself to ride this thread out.
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>>568215375
>>568215372
>>568215370
k
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>>568215223
all of my yes
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>>568214759
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this is a good day
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>>568215272
Leave while you still can
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OP, you have to cut it open now. See fully what you just stuck your dick into. You basically fucked a rotting dead girl.
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>mfw
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>>568215536
well now im hard
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>>568215158
i havent "returned" i never left.

ive just decided to let people know i was watching a couple times.... what have you done fag. sage goes in all your fields
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>>568215536
i second this
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>>568207783
I imagine it's something like fucking this girl.
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Can you do me a sign bro?

write 'Jacko 'Cheekoe' D'

on the paper next to it?
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>>568215536
>implying that's more disgusting then this shit.
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>>568207783
Do it op. Pound that pungent pocket pussy.
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>>568215536
>>568215536
yes do this
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Breading in epic toast
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>>568215536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg
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>>568215401
am not underage
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posting in epic bread
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>>568215753
*than
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>>568215536
cut it open
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toasting
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>>568215048
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Op no god no why Op why u do dis pls OP no
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>>568215821
Holy shit mate you trying to act tough over the fucking internet aren't you now? It was a fucking joke, calm yourself! Oh well, shit happens people get over it. It was a joke, it's the internet. Why take stuff like that seriously? Sorry for your girlfriend breaking up with you, I know that sucks. I've had to cut a 3 years relationship before it's okay man, you'll be okay eventually it will get better. You'll find "the one" but not unless you go through those kind of heart aches. Prayers are with you my friend, it'll get better. Also, I'm not some "drunk frat-twat" yes I'm in college but I have my act together. I have a girlfriend who I've been with for a while now, hell I moved down to Florida with her because I love her that much, I'm a law student, I have a job and I own a house. Pretty sure I'm doing alright for some "drunk frat-twat".
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>>568211726
the fuck is a maching?
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>>568215872
>>568215536

OP do this!
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>>568216006
WOW THAT WAS SO ORIGINAL AND LE FUNNI XDDDD
CAN I KEEP THIS LE MEEMEE? I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE IT XPPP
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>>568215223
dude what the fuck is wrong with you, you're gonna get aids from this thing ?

how the fuck can you even stay hard when you stick your dick in something so gross and disgusting, like how the fuck can you even stick your dick in that

fucking repulsive
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>>568216006
no shit
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>>568216135
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>>568215536
op do this
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>>568216224
only god can judge OP
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I knew this day would come
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>>568216138
A Legendary species of typo.
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what the fuck is wrong with all you pussies, back in the day /b/ would be all over this, encouraging OP to do the grossest shit. nobody would be telling him not to and that he should clean it or toss it. So disappointed in you guys tonight.
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>>568215720
here ya go
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OP, pls stop holding your penis hostage. It has better things to get into.
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>>568207783
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>>568215536
Oh jesus, why not? Do this shit, OP.
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>>568215223
OPs name is Teko Muto
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>>568213527
Why is this happening.. Just ..why..
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>>568216006
this is the cancer of /b/
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>>568215536
Fucking this, cut that shit open OP
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>>568216591
No one gives a fuck
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>>568216490
delivar
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>>568207783
Wow OP I've seen your legendary thread..you are my hero for being so disgusting and delivering. And now back for more... true hero.
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>>568215536
do it cut it open
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>>568216535
If he's fucking a moldy flesh light no it doesn't.
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>>568216490

You have been the best OP in years.
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hurry up op cunt nose, everyone is filling the thread with bullshit
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where is this video
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>>568216490
could you write

'sloshy for days'

and hold it next to it? Will dump some 10/10 webms in return if you want?

Also, welcome back
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>>568216591
lol. i fallow this guys page. thats why hese there XDD
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>>568207783
reporting in. sorry im late, fed the wolves bro
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>>568216006
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Gotta toast in this epic bread
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>>568216757
Santa Cum Bottles is just a few months away.
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>>568215536
I agree
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>>568216490
Sorry to bother you, but a very good friend of mine had a birthday yesterday, so could you please take a picture with your dick in it, holding a sign that says "Happy Birthday Hunter, 9/10/14"
It would be very much appreciated, thank you.
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>>568216490
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>>568216846
what the fuck...
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>>568215872
please do this. I want to see how bad it is inside.
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>>568215536
I think we all want to see this now...
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>>568216546
Is the white guy next to Dwayne the same guy as in gif related?
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>>568215629
>>568215709
>>568215753
>>568215784
>>568215802
>>568215872
i will not cut it oppen just yet. but i will turn it inside out
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lol xD, i saw your old thread on ifunny, and it was sooo gross i almost barfed haha. I wonder what you will do this time xDDD
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>>568216858
That's true, Jizzus will appear soon enough
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>>568217101
no
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>>568215536
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>>568217161
Jesus no.
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>>568217161
Just as "good". Thnx, OP.
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>>568207783
So much hero OP, the old 4chan would be proud of this! And I agree, you should open the fleshlight after...
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>>568217207
do you know around what time he posts each year?

i always seem to miss his threads
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>>568216858

Dude I know. My fiancé fucking hates me because I sit and wait to see how many 2 liter bottles he has filled
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>>568216983
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>>568216858
this
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>>568217207

I hear you get cum powers from drinking that without puking.
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>>568216546
Yes. Vince Mcmahon, owner of the WWE
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>>568217360
the day after christmas 12-26
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>>568217360
December 26th at midnight
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>>568217396
gold
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>>568217360
christmas
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>>568216006
your a faggot for putting this much effort to thinking that you're better than somebody

it's revealing
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>>568217360

Just a few days before the new year usually
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>>568217360
I've noticed mostly on December 26th
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>>568217450
>>568217464
>>568217517
thanks

though i meant the hour

>>568217453
what timezone?
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ok....i really dont know why its taking to long.


also if you guys have more requests i will answer them asap
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>>568212363

mfw
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>>568217396
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>>568214352
>>568214503
>>568214603
>>568214745
>>568214824
>>568214913
samefag
>emphasis on the fag
get out my /b/
>>
>>568217785
>>568215536

This you mongo.
>>
>>568217785
I thought you were gonna do the "inside out" thing.
>>
>>568217785
cut or turn inside out
>>
>>568217772
UTC - 5
>>
>>568217785
make a twitter account so we will know when your next coming arrives
>>
>>568217785
how your dick felt after putting it in that thing
>>
>>568217785
>>568216820
please could you do this, with the hallowed object in shot?
>>
>>568207783
>>568216958
If you'd be so kind.
>>
>>568213527
Look at all that putrid smegma...
>>
>>568217845
This mop has seen some cum mold.
>>
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I'm dumping pics of maelstrom now.
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>>568217785
hit your pet with it
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>>568214352
>>568214503
>>568214671
>>568214745
>>568214824
>>568214913
>This faggot
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>>568217957
Thank you kind anon, i'll make a note of it.
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>>568218076
get the fuck out.
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>>568217785
Should have just uploaded it to momless.
>>
>>568207783
holy shit, you actualy came back
>>
>>568218025
that's fucking mold

its bad enough that's its mold
just imagine it being smegma...
>>
Can you write with love for tommy ou?
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>>568217785
Dip a paint brush into the fleshlight, then proceed to paint with it on whatever paper you can find.
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>>568218165

Okay. I'm done anyway. gg

stslig appears
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also heres the inside out
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>>568207783
bumping for great justice

here have something to fap to
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>>568218263
...not as bad as i thought
>>
>>568218263
aids/10
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>>568218263
Whoa
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>>568218263
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>>568218263
eat some of that
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>>568218263
>>
OMFG. looks like an inside outu potato
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>>568218263
i hate to tell you this, but you might need to get your dick amputated now...
>>
>>568218263
>>568218263
Well
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>>568218263
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>>568218263
thats fucking disgusting holy shit!!!
niggah get checked asap
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>>568218263
GAAHHHH!
>>
>>568218263
Wow that was more disgusting then I expected.
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>>568218263
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>>568218263
>mfw it looks grosser when outside in
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>>568218263
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>>568207783
That looks like a bagel covered in shit sprinkles
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>>568218263

Lick it. Report on how it tastes.
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>>568218263
are fleshlights worth it if you take care of them then
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>>568218263
>>568218263
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>>568207783
>>568218252
holy shit. please do this op.
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>>568218263
Eat that nacho cheese like substance
>>
What does it smell like? How are you not puking?
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>>568217785

op put 2 tags instead of 1
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>>568218263
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Posting in epic bread.
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>>568218263
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>>568218263
omg I feel sick
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>>568218263
WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE??
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>>568217484
>this much effort
>just typed some text on a screenshot
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>>568207783
Master of all OPs
Can I haz sign?
Name can be Dwayne "Hard as a Rock" Johnson
>>
Can someone fill me in with the story? Idk wtf is happening and this looks interesting. Thanks
>>
i think op died
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>>568218263
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>>568218263
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>>568218263
nigga pls
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>>568218263

Stick that, while inside out, up your ass OP.
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>>568218263
why
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>>568218263
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>>568218950
its pretty self explanitory
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>>568218263
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>>568217175

MODS!
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>>568218263
Been on 4chan for 7 years.

In all this time, this image, this image here

is the only thing to provoke a gag response in my throat
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>>568218263
expected worse
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>>568218950
Legendary OP put his dick on a used fleshlight he found on his apartment and made a video. Now hes back with more.
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>>568218263
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>>568218263
is that an omelette?
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>>568218263
glorious
>>
>>568219089
just ignore him, he just wants attention like the 15 year old he probably is
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>>568218263
Do I see maggots?
>>
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>>568217785
Eat it out
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>>568219041

Dude! This fucking album is brilliant... although I like Daisy a bit better.
>>
Looks like a poppy seed bagel.
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>>568218263
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>>568219153
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! So it was like this when he found it, and used it anyway???
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>>568219113
Second thing*
You forgot the cock gagging in your throat.
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>>568218263
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This OP is the stuff of legends.
Archive, anons, Achive.
Do your worst, man.
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>>568212490
cancer detected
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>>568219248
I love anything brand new. Daisy took a little bit of time to get into, but it's pretty good. I've seen them live twice.
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>>568219089
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>>568219041
brand new is a great band
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>>568218263
pls
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>>568219113
really?

i've been here for 7 years too and the only picture that made me gag was of the shit that guy scooped out of his unwashed bellybutton.
>>
roll 69 decides what he does with the insides

I'm rolling for him to eat what's inside it
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>>568218784
done
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>>568219041
this is gay, gay band, and gay album cover
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Gonna need a new thread OP. Nearly at bump limit.
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It's been a while, moldy.
>>
i wanna see the video XD
>>
>>568219153
Jesus fucking Christ. Why does it look so fucking gross. How old is that shit? And thank you for explaining it to me Anon.
>>
Posting in an epic/achieved thread
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>>568219397
>>
>ctrl-f disease
>Phrase not found

Your dick is gonna fall off now op.
>>
[quote]also heres the inside out[/quote]

damn xD
>>
>>568207783
Do you use the mold as lube?
>>
>>568219190

> pics of babbys talking about sexing
> responded ironically
> implying it's seepee
> now i know that an ironic shitpost is still a shitpost, but...
> oh.
> i'll just an hero now.
>>
>>568219293
Yeah haha he found it and in the pictures he took you can clearly see all the dick cheese on it from previous owner... he first licks it. Then he puts his penis on it and makes a video.
>>
This is exactly why the pool keeps getting aids
>>
>>568218906
yeah. that much effort.

superb "alternate profile picture" you got there faggot
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>>568218263
I am posting a reaction also.
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>>568214759
THe reactions are so simialr!
>>
>>568219431
everybody is entitled to their opinion :)
>>
Gross as faurk
>>
>>568215769
Dat poetic alliteration
>>
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>>568219609
pool's closed
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>>568219567
Fuck off.
>>
>>568217175
lol wtf
>>
>>568210686
No wonder your dick is brown....all that stds effecting your skin
>>
>>568218263
Now post your name and face so we can find you, tell your friends, family and boss what a fucked person you are and ruin your life
>>
>>568219583
i get what you were doing but anon has been shitposting this entire thread trying to get a reaction
>>
>>568216490
>Facebook tab

rip op
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>>568218263
OP you've met every criterion. you're now king of >>>/b/. congratulations.
>>
>>568219567
oh god anon what the hell how do you not have a std?
>>
>>568219431
I love this gif so much
>>
>>568214759
Are those maggots?
>>
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>>568219642
this nigga
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>>568219374

Okay, you ready for this? I saw them in Long Island in 2000, back when "Jude Law and a Semester Abroad" was just the chorus.
Brand New is my favorite fucking band. They are playing two shows in my state in October and they fucking sold out immediately. Pissed.
I've seen them... 5? 6 times now? Like back when they were starting out. I knew they'd be big. I used to hang out with them when they came through town.
Now they don't remember me. ;_;
>>
wow
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>>568218263
>>
>>568218263
It looks like you cum pudding
>>
How much longer op?
>>
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>mfw this thread
Going to bed, awaiting archive from one of you fine gentlemen. Godspeed OP
>>
>>568219479
Sure man. Haha i guess the old owner must of banged it for years without washing it.... and about age im not sure but OP has kept it for a long time after he found it and used it when he first discovered it.
>>
>>568219416
It's wonderful to be in your thread.
>>
scrap the stuff out from inside it on a paper and where the fuck is the video
>>
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Why.
>>
>thread archived
http://4archive.org/b/thread/568207783

godspeed op
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>>568218263
>>
I'm done attention-whoring. OP, good luck, and I hope your dick does not shrivel up or fall off. Godspeed, and thank mr skeltal
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>>568219567
fucking disgusting
>>
>>568220026
>>568219416
done /b/ro
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>>568218263
>>
OP. New thread. Nao.
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>>568220216
scrape XD sorry working on my English
>>
>>568213527

That's nasty dude, why wouldn't you just buy a new one? Good luck with your horrible urinary tract and skin infections.
>>
fwa, posting in archived thread
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Toasting in epic bread.
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>>568220414
>XD
no
bad foreigner
bad
>>
>>568219567
This joke has been so thoroughly run into the ground. I haven't been this tired of a joke since the Mudkip story.
>>
>>568213527
I've always imagined that Madonna's pussy looked like that.
>>
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>>568218263
>>
Post the fucking video
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its taking forever... anyone know any other place i can upload it?
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>>568220551
Probably does that woman is scary as fuck.
>>
>>568220663
youtube
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>>568220663
motherless

vimeo

xnxx

I prefer motherless.
>>
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>>568219567

I had one looked just like that. I really, really liked it. I named it Lori. K now I'm really gone.
>>
>>568220663
youtube, then link before mods take it down
>>
>>568220663
>Motherless
>YouTube
>Tumblr
>Webm
>>
>>568220726
some one give me their youtube username and password and i will upload it asap


i will not use mine
>>
>>568220763
shut up fag, you wish you were on his level. fucking faggot
>>
>>568220734
+1 for mless
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>>568218263
>>
>>568220663
mega
4shared
youtube, for a day
>>
>>568220834
give me a break, make a fake it takes 8 secs and you can rake in the cake
>>
>>568220834
make a new account,
>>
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OP should fuck the fleshlight then get some head.
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>>568220916
i vote for youtube
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>>568218263
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>>568221046
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>>568220961
Don't go doing that "look I can rhyme" shit, faggot.
>>
>>568221046
He did, you moron. Read the fucking thread before you look stupid.
>>
>>568220834
email: [email protected]
pass: suckmydickOP

Now upload that shit ASAP
>>
We need a new thread, OP make a new thread.
>>
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>>568218263
that's . . . so fucking nasty
>>
>>568221118
it was a coincidence,
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