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If you were forced to push one button, which would you chose?
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>>568146730
Go be edgy somewhere else eurofag
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Fuck the americans
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Americans

No house flies = spiders die out = I dunno, something bad might happen?

No Americans = space for over-population = let's all have a lot of sex and babies = world is happy place
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>>568146730
What is, a faggot OP?
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>>568146730
Both
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>>568146730
can't kill americans before they bomb away all the sandniggers for us.
DIE, HOUSE FLY SCUM
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>>568146730

You're a faggot.

Kill yourself.
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>>568146858
go be a newfag somewhere else newfag
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>>568146858
Merifat detected.
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Hmmm, I am no expert, but surely killing all Americans would have far reaching economic and political ramifications. There would probably be an epic war to seize all the land the just freed up also. Buuuuuuuuut we also wouldn't have any americans so I'd probably kill them.
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>>568146730
There are no house flies here where I live. We have deadly mosquitoes tho.
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change americans to european-americans and african-americans, and I'll press it.
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Right button without a second hesitation
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Americans every time.
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americans
No house flies=spiders everywhere
Americans=I am dead
win win
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>>568146730
the red one
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>>568146730
kill all americans which means you killed all of the native americans, no one that is white or black is TRUTHFULLY from america. there for only a small population of americans will actually die. the 2nd button is just pure stupidity since hundreds of animals actually live off of house flys
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>>568147157
Spiders eat flies so less flies would result in less spiders
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>>568147157
No house flies means no spiders anywhere, you fucking idiot.

They wouldn't have food
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>>568147396
>>568147459
No, flies eat spiders
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kill all americanss
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This is a tougher question to answer than I had anticipated.
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>>568147532
Since when m9
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I'd sit on them with my fat american neckbeard blubbery ass and push them both at the same time.
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>>568147035
>>568147035
Europoor detected I'm 62 master race bitch
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>>568147704
It's always been that way dumbass
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>>568146965
>have lots of sex and babies
>overpopulate urban centers in Europe b/c people don't feel like moving over to that giant ghost town full of dead people
>educational system can't handle the strain
>avg. IQ of europe falls significantly
>bread and circuses begin
>become eurofat
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>>568146730
all american without a doubt
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Americans. Mostly because waay too much niggering and jewing goin' on.
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>>568146730
Kill all americans... this include everyone in canada and else since america is a continent...
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there are many good people in america, and kids.

flys are annoying
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>>568147916
U r a silly willy flies r little spiders is big
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>>568146730
Right. No doubt.
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>>568146730
kill all muslims, russians and jews
>perfect world
murricans would be the pleb of the world, but we all need such bad example to know how low we can fall, so this would be ok
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>>568148107

Didnt this man teach you anything!!!! its clearly better to kill the kids before they grow up and become indoctrinated.
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>>568146730
Sadly the world would be a much more dangerous place for white people without the Americans. Plus, I fucking hate flies.
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>>568146730

Kill all jews
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>>568148460
dump rest of the doujin?
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>>568146730

Neil Degrasse Tyson is pretty cool. Sam Harris is a smart guy. Hitchens was a joint American citizen. And we wouldnt have an accurate yardstick for crazy if we didnt have young Earth creationist Mormons. America is mostly full of shit, same as everywhere else, but the bright folks of America are world class, same as everywhere else.
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>>568148080
Worth it
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>>568148107
>he murdered 12 people but donated 500$ to fosterhomes, dont lock him up
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>>568146730
americans.... If you mean USa retarded shitmonkeys -yes, sure, they must die. The sooner the better.

Flies is poor insect, and Buddha sayd we be kind to all creatures except US americans. So, US americans must die not flies.

I hope Mexinans will be OK, they are not americans?

From Russia with love
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You do realize what suddenly killing all houseflies would fucking do to the ecosystem right?
The left button may as well be "Kill all of civilization" you dumb fucks
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>>568147058

fuck you! Mcdonalds 4 lyf!
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>>568148482
including op, moot and zuckerberg
they all try to make america hate europe and vice-versa, so that we are weak, while they stay strong.
fuck jews
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>>568146730
red one
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You Eurofaggots have a lot of balls busting on America when we bailed all your asses in WW2. Without us, you'd be heiling Hitler right now.

>inb4 butthurt
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>>568146730
Killing all house flies would destroy thousands of food chains. Killing Americans would create them
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eurofag op is bait
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>>568148784

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>568146730
Some Americans are cool and houseflies are niggers. I dont even live in the US so I can filter out 99.9 of douchebag Yanks (>implying Im ever outside) on the internet.


Kill all houseniggerflies for me it is
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In this situation I just feel bad for the american house flies.
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>>568146730
Kill all usa citizens and suddenly the Muslims will be raping your assholes daily.

Good luck rest of world.
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>>568148784
>america eats mcdonalds while everyone is fighting
>america sees the nazis are losing
>zooms in on wheel chair
>delivers the final blow
>haha we sure saved everyone
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at least houseflies have a pert in the ecosystem...
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>>568149105
ever thought about that its the reason america takes control in middle east that they are pissed with your cocky attitude and then you get extremists ?
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>>568149228
Learn 2 history, faggot
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>>568149228

>as if Nazis were the only threat in WW2
>as if we didn't stroll through countless occupied territories
>as if you make any sense
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>>568148789

there would be a global surplus of burgers uneaten which would be left to rot, causing a massive boost in the population of houseflies. They love offal. The entire biomass of the earth would shift 1-2% towards carrion eaters all consuming the leftover mcdonalds warehouses. Oh god, and the actual american corpses. Millions of tonnes of human meat left to rot in each state. If you killed all the Americans at the same time the ecological disaster that would ensue would be unparallelled
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>>568149382
>>568149228
they did ended it sooner, and nobody gives a shit about france, nazis had more fronts to fight on, so they have had to build a baby pooper to get enough armed forces to take the rest of the world, you think china would join? no, china wants to be a greater power itself.
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>>568146730
Consider this:
Button is pressed.
All house flies die.
>There are flies outside of houses.
A fly from the outside enters a house after the buzzocaust.
Some other outside fly sees this fine ass fly going into this house right...
>Imma fertilise all over dem eggs
Reproduces
???
NOT PROFIT

However, if you choose to kill all Americans, that's pretty definitive. Apart from you got half Americans... emigration... immigration... and does it include all of South and North America?
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>>568146730
You'd lose half of the good entertainment on this planet if you were to kill America, not to mention it would have a major affect on your economy.
>>568149228
Do they even teach history in your shitty country?
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>>568150275
They only teach brain washed history in europe
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What's so bad about being American?
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>>568150680
sterotypes
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>>568150613
>They only teach brain washed history in europe

they only teach brain washed history everywhere, we are still devided you know, dont be such a fucking dumbass.

we are still learning nationalism, nothing new, nothing old, but maybe, just maybe, we need to start thinking, just a suggestion
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>>568151160
> devided
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>>568151160
faggot


I never went to history class because I knew it was all bullshit

I learned everything about history on wikipedia

Go fuck yourself dumbass
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I'll take a wooden plank put it over both buttons paint a red circle in the middle and hit it with a sledgehammer like in a circus strength test and win the grand prize
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Killing is wrong mmkay...
But if I had to choose, I'd go with "americans" because there are less americans than there are house flies so it would be a much better in "lives consumed"-value.
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>>568151575
Please stop, you're making America look bad.
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>>568146730
Both of these are negative. Kill all flies you ruin the echo system and a whole lot of animals go extinct. Kill all Americans and you torch the world economy and (I'm assuming you're from Europe) Europe becomes an Islamic state where as white people are eventually wiped or bred out of existence. Though I'm sure you didn't really think that far ahead, as anyone who thinks killing solves everything has a pea sized brain.
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>>568150613
>In US history class
>Beat the british without help
>Washington was a master general
>Founding fathers were virtuous and godlike
>Lincoln roundhouse kicked the south to death, then invented Mcdonalds
>Captain America won World War 2 single handedly
>Einstein is born in US, invents science
>Won Vietnam, only left because we felt like it
>Hulk Hogan invents Magic and Internet porn
>Bruce Willis stabilizes world economy
>Putin is reincarnated Hitler
>We never gave guns to Islamic fundamentalist groups, they probably found them in caves somewhere
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>>568152021
>Implying im american
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>>568149105
islamic terrorists appears only when USA come.

And it is secret only for you that 99% of all terrorists is formed with CIA and USAID.

Lybia, Siria, Iraq, Afganistan, Pakistan, Africa.

Al-Qaeda is USa project, Taliban is USA project.

And if Obongo will not stop making joke with Russian bear, in some USA cities soon be very hot.
For exaple, Russia can give to Iran 10-20 nuclear missails, and Los-Angeles or Jew York will be a little surprised.

Funny, but its a real variant.

And Obongo couldnt say anything to Russia, because Russia now has most powerfull army in the world.

1600 supermodern AI-controled missails, each of them can destroy New York with suburbans and a couple dozens towns in 500 miles circle.

I think you know that russian nuclear missails are invisible for USA's AMDS, dont you?
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>>568151575
still a fucking dumbass, you telling me you did your history exam by reading all random sorts of history?

scrub, there is a lot your dumb ass doesnt know.
and you need a lot more wisdom to get such a point as mine, little fucking rat
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>>568152651
>thinks im a dumbass

gg
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>kill all americans
Nothing against the amerilards, just to see how the world would react to the mass ass rape of a nation.
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>>568152434
cant tell if b8 or idiot..
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>kill all americans
>islam takes over

as obnoxious americlaps are they're the lesser of 2 evils
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>>568152956
you arent making any smart enough comments to make a point
>>568152242
>>568152956

make a point dumbass, then i wont call you a dumbass, but you sir, are, in fact, a huge, dumbass, faggot.

you are forgetting that you cant judge yourself, this is 4chan, anonymous, ideas are supported here, no ideas is no argument
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>>568146730
Maggots are essential for disposing natural wastes, whereas Americans are essential for deterring Islam. Tough choice.
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>>568146730
Americunts. It would make the world a better place , even if there are some good ones..
Killing all house flies is erasing a whole species from existence and it would mess up things a lot. What about the animals that eat flies?
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>>568146730
House flies are just a bit irritating, Americans however...
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>>568147157
>No house flies=spiders everywhere

>thinks there's secret armies of house flies controlling the population of arachnids and spiderkin
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Kill all american, the house flies are usefull...
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and people need to stop thinking islam is bad, you only hear about the bad things about it, and the bad are pulled out, just like kids bullying and taunting eachother, god damnit.

you know why so many religions lookalike, because they just represent a beter lifestyle.

people srsly need to stop arguing about religions and secrets, fuck man, im crying everyday because of human stupidity, and the worst part is that i cant do anything about it...
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>>568146730
>all americlaps dead
>sandnigger's biggest enemy gone
>begin jihad through europe
>mfw obligatory kuran readings everyday at 6:00

nah, i'm better without flies
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>>568146730
nice try ISIS recruiter
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>>568146730

houseflies scavenge waste, feed reptiles, bird, arachnids and other insects, and their lavae can clean wounds.

ameritards are ... they can ... we need them to ... huh
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>>568153348
>implying you made any points to show you aren't a dumbass
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>>568154257
>and people need to stop thinking islam is bad, you only hear about the bad things about it, and the bad are pulled out, just like kids bullying and taunting eachother, god damnit.
>you know why so many religions lookalike, because they just represent a beter lifestyle.
>people srsly need to stop arguing about religions and secrets, fuck man, im crying everyday because of human stupidity, and the worst part is that i cant do anything about it...


please tell the part where i am a dumbass.

come at me. you are one of the 6 bilion who is retarded and unable to comprehand, so i wont feel sad if you wont understand, have had enough of that already
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Why do all of you want to kill me? :[
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>>568154663

it's not personal, you just lose to houseflies
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>>568146965
cockroaches conquer the world in under 100 years.
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>>568153736
Sir... You made my day!
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>>568154606
I never said anything to sound like a dumbass.

I stated that schools in europe are brainwashed, I also didnt say american schools weren't brainwashed.

You have no reason to call me a dumbass. I call you a dumbass because you just shout it for no reason, Which is what dumbasses do
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Dear the Rest of the World,

This is the United States of America. We just wanted to thank you for being a great judge of character. Let me explain. You faggots decided that there were people that resided in your nations that were unworthy, useless, and a problem. You told those individuals to GTFO. They came to AMERICA and flourished. Making this nation the greatest nation that the universe has ever seen. And then, to show that they had no hard feeling toward you faggots, they went back to Europe and Asia and bailed you fuckers out of getting your asses kicked twice. So just remember, first in flight, first to detonate a nuclear weapon, first to the moon, first to send a space craft outside the solar system. You covet our culture, our women, and our way of life.

America. We sure do kick some ass now don't we?
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>>568153348
Hi im barbie, pls be my friend.
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>>568147062
So that is every single american then?
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The NSA is an American agency, and we are now monitoring this thread, in partnership with GCHQ.
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>>568149786
>says America is stupid
>they did ended it sooner
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>>568155027
fuck off
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>>568146858
/thread
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Kill all americans, it would have a significantly less dangerous impact on life on earth, whereas killing houseflies would seriously fuck up the ecosystem
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>>568146730
Do you need to ask?
Kill all Americans
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>>568153990
You can't seriously be this retarded. Bullies are children, these people are grown adults (most of the time) that have chosen to shut their brains down for religious dogma. Religion only serves people that could already have serviced themselves had they been raised with secular morals.

Religion is the problem but its politically incorrect to criticize it. There are clear verses in the Koran that spell out death to infidels and these people carry out those commands. Fuck religion.

Also, I'm American and I believe in greater good. If I could save 5 Americans by killing one of those retard islamfags children than I would. At the very least I'd turn my back and give the order to have them killed. Fuck them. Send them back to the stone age where they belong. They will bring nothing but destruction and horror to the world if they are allowed to flourish.
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>>568155018

first you raise a point to europe, then you deny it wasnt against america.

is that srsly the best you can do, shift your words and try to shove it onto me that i say everyone is brainwashed, wake up man..

please accept, that you are a dumbass.
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ITT: Americans and flies

OT: Right button. I'm american
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Americans are fucking retarded. Fat cunts. Downies. Right button for sure. Kill them all.
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NSA here.....anyone seen Spiderman?
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>>568156186
I literally can't find what you just accused me of.

I think you read something I said wrong, Dumbass.
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>>568156171
death to infedels.

you dont even know what that means man.

and they are fucking childeren, they do stupid actions for no good fucking reason. this whole world doesnt
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>>568156565
>>568150613
>They only teach brain washed history in europe
>>568155018
>I also didnt say american schools weren't brainwashed

are you a lawyer? just twisting shit
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>>568147034
>I'll call him a newfag! That's something they do here, surely they'll accept me!
>???
>Faggot!

Congrats
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>no house flies = nature gets fucked
>no americans = nothing of value was lost

So yeah, amurrica.
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>>568157143
I never said american schools were honest...
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>>568157229
>nothing of value is lost
Everyone's economy will go to shit and people will start importing from china...
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>>OP (fag)
kill all house flies = food chain fucked
kill all americans = world obesity levels decline, sand niggers finally chill and world peace.
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>>568148080

Old, dumb pedantry. The country's name is also America, of which part of its official name are the United States thereof.
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>>568156697
"Fight in the cause of Allah those who fight you, but do not transgress limits; for Allah loveth not transgressors. And kill them whenever you find them, and drive them out from whence they drove you out..." Etc. Qur'an 2:191

Pull your heart out of your ass. Infidel means non believer.
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I would have to choose house flies.

Right now amerifats are the only ones with balls enough to bomb sandniggers.
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>>568147380
>People who are born in America aren't American because their ancestors weren't born there
>Thinking Natives were always here, forever

Faggot, if you're born there, you're American. Quit being a technical foul faggot
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I need to get off here for a while. Saying faggot too much. Gonna go drink some water.
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Just nuke the whole of america off the face of the earth.
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Murricans, no doubt
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>>568157635
They don't need to fucking bomb sand niggers

But without them the world economy will go to shit
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House flies ofc...
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>>568157247
stop doing that man, srsly.

first you say europe, now you say america.

you are backfiring at your own argument.

fuck off, dumbass

>>568157474
and what is wrong with china? those squinty eyed fucks will rule the world anyway.
i dont like america either, dont want to buy your shit too.

>>568157597
fair enough, sorry for my lack of information, i just have a much more open minded vieuw for the good points and dont really look at the bad.

but i am a believer, not like them, but i believe in thesame thing, but they are to blind to see that and will shoot me without hesitation, but i wont be afraid, you cant blame the blind
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60 years from now when america is 99% obese niggers on welfare
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>>568158024
Yeah you're right, we should just let that cancer grow. We should just let uncountable future generations have to live in fear of Islamic law. We'll just let them spread in the name of not bombing noncombatants and staying politically correct.
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>>568158324
America produces shit loads of raw resources, China just makes shitty toys

And the chinese government is as bad as the russian one.

I never said american schools werent brainwashed, I did say euro ones are, I was just being relevant to the conversation by only bringing up the euro schools.

Thinking china has a good government shows that you are an absolute dumbass
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The first one so fucking much, they annoying the absolute shit out me. the last American that annoyed me was just some illegal Mexican who I almost rekt but those fucking flies....
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Americans, without a doubt.
If insects got wiped out, the world could end.
If muricans got wiped out, world could laugh.
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i believe religion started out something pure, and is twisted by the lack of insight and wisdom.

watch the sky a little more often... and stop facing the ground, reality is one thing, but none can deny the higher powers that do rule, not a man in the sky, but the rules of the universe itself, and the connection we have to it.
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>>568146730
There are many Americans I like very much.

Never met a housefly I give a shit about.
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Right bottom, but only if they are beheaded
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>>568146730
Question.
Does the kill all Americans option mean everyone in America or Americans on the whole?
Like, say there was an American family vacationing in Tampere, would they die as well since they're American or would they be safe because the idea is to nuke the entire continent?
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>Kill Americans
>Claim Southern Canada as Southern Canada
>Grow Weed
>$$$

The world would be a much happier place
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>>568158740
ALL THE GOVERNEMENTS ARE BAD. THEY ARE ALL CORRUPTED,

stop your americana nationalism, srsly, you might be slightly less cruel to some people, but you dont know all the things they have done, america is no better then russia or china or europe since they all play this stupid game of who is right.
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>>568158917
Too spiritual for me, fag. I do look at the stars, but I don't see a need for some higher power or authority.

Feelings aren't worth anything, and they don't say anything about the truth of the cosmos.
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>>568159304
Kill all americans. NOT nuke some piece of land they have claimed ownership.

Kill ALL americans.
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>>568147916

You are a special kind of person.

The wrong kind of person.
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>>568159347
I never said american government is good.

I simply stated that the chinese government beats dogs to death and has their people packed in like brain dead zombies in order to mass produce useless shit.
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Haters always got to hate on the best...go back to your holes and fuck yourself..
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>>568159558
Hand't you said China, It could perfectly be America.
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>>568155024
Really nice speech my American /b/Rother. USA , without a doubt, is the best , or talents one of the best countries in the world, being unbiased. Fuck y'all
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Killing all house flies would make a bigger ecological dent than killing all americans. Goodbye fellow burgerclaps, as a biologist I cannot in good conscience kill all house flies.
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I'm from Scotland and as much as I dislike America, most Americans are good people. They're a lot better than the fucking English and welsh. Their government is ran by the same crooks, banks, and corporations as ours. If we blow up America, we blow up ourselves. First our countries will become an even more Muslim 3rd word and then we'll be part of Russia in probably 5 years. Have fun edgy English twats.
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>>568159668
Or at least
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[X] dissolve US American government
[X] dissolve the USA as a whole, only leave the states for themselves
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>>568159659
This is b8
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>>568146730
>kill all americans
>guaranteed replies
Honestly its fucking sad how much you niggers obsess about us. Get a life queers
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>>568159478
you simply havent seen what i have seen.

and thats okay.
>but I don't see a need for some higher power or authority.

But do you truly need a fancy tv, or a computer.
or would a piece of bread, some cheese and a wine be enough.

earthly greed is also something we dont need.
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>>568148563
m8 google image search it i found it in 3 seconds
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I would choose Kill all house flies.
Dont kill Americans plz. I am one and does americans mean the ones in the U.S. or also anyone that is in the Americas (North and South America)?
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>>568148713
Lol isn't your dictator Putin corrupt as fuck?
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>>568147019
yess
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>>568155024
You act like it was you who accomplished all that even though you're just a fat neckbeard in your mothers basement. Also WE didn't decide anything, if anything, our ancestors did.
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House flies, because I don't want to kill millions of innocent people and I'm not an edgy 12 year old.
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>>568159923
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>>568160018
you just fell for the bait you shitcunt retard
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JUST fucking nuke them already
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>>568160136
Protip: killing an entire species could wipe out the life on Earth.
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>>568159558
you are so brainwashed by america that you only see america as good and the rest as bad, just like them, you are no better.

and this is why you are a dumbass.
you are also a nationalistic bastard who thinks is better
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>>568146730
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>>568160617
Middle buttom
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>>568146730
kill all chinese and indians(people from india not apaches and such)
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>>568160617
Middle
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>>568160524

Its not a question of who is good or bad for americans its just fuck all you poor bastard who were born anywhere else
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kill all houseflies.
Seriously. These things are dicks.
Rubbing their greedy jew hands together as they plot when to al-qaeda my sandwhiches or soups.
Fucking assholes.
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>>568146730
Without consequences for me? Right.
Solves global warming in one push.
Insects are very important for the whole ecosystem.
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>>568161002
but it has been a long time since the people actually spoke, not their indoctrination, not their nationalism, not their cencorship, and we will prolly never hear it again if we dont end power-struggle
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>>568160368
Protip: Killing all Americans would fuck up the economy.
Also the food chain would be fucked up, but there are other types of flies and because of evolutionary processes a new type of fly would probably take it's place.
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>>568146730
House flies arent as annoying, so americans.
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>>568161431
Not when they're in your fucking house they aren't. As soon as a fly flies its hairy ass into your house it dies. Just drops out of the sky. That's what I see happening when I push the button.
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>>568161792
Anyway, kill all americans
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>>568160093
>>568161916
yeah my point from earlier.
They can be considered as "Americans"
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Alright this thread got derailed. Don't bother wasting your time guys. I'm out.
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>>568162162
Entomlogist fag here. The common "house fly" is Musca Domestica. It is the common name for a specific species of fly. That species would die whether or not it is IN your house. It is still a house fly. Pic related:
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>>568146730
Right
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>>568160617
>Presses all buttons at the same time
Fuck yo shit
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>>568146730
>forced
As if i needed to be forced
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>>568146730
House flies. I would pick americans, but there are a couple of those who I need to continue existing.
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itt: Eurofags not knowing what a region is & how useless houseflies, no wonder the economy revolves around U.S and Asia.
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>>568161792
>not understanding evolution
hows that high school bio underaged cancer
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>celeb; nude pictures & videos >>
tinyurl-us/thefappenning [swap - with . ]
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>>568152242
>mfw half these things I heard in school
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>the murica hate grows stronger every day
Keep being mad while I comfortably live my life not caring about "what country is better than mine".
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>>568146730
Americans are important, they send untrained young boys to die in afghanistan so we dont have to
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>>568155848
faggot
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the red one
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>>568155024
Old pasta
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>>568146730
Kill all Americans. And the world. For creating hell hole sites like this one.
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>>568146730
Press left one, wipe out most of the life on earth in a catastrophic food chain collapse.
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Kill all Americans.
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>>568161916
mad south american discovered
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>>568164369
You're kidding, right?
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It would be worth it, to get rid of all those Canadians and Brazilians.

..and Eskimos, and all those Central American fucks too.
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>>568167568
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>>568147019
This
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>>568149786
>Implying Japan isn't real
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Can I swich Americans for muslims?
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>>568146730
americans can die
houseflies at least serve a purpose in the planet's ecosystem
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Americans, won't fuck up the ecosystem and the world will be smarter on average:)
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>>568167637
Faggot american detected
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>>568146730
Left is for people who hate house flies
Right is for people who are no different than house flies
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>>568146730
Our world would be lost with no flies. So that will be Americans of course, or any other country/ethnic group. Maybe not Jewishs, because it's wrong.
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>>568146730
are we talking about people living in the US or are we talking about all people living in north central and south america, because that ould be intresting
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>>568146730

>If you were forced to push one button, which would you chose?
>forced
>implying
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The fact that there are so many anti-America threads just like this that get made on a daily basis only proves how much of an influence America has on your everyday lives. You know why you almost never see any anti-(any other country) threads? Because Americans don't give a fuck about you or your dumb, boring country. We are our own little world, and you most certainly partake in it too; you watch our TV shows and movies, you listen to our music, you eat at our restaurants, you wear our clothes, your young scholars come to study at our universities, you know how our government works and who's in it, and you definitely love to talk about us. Holy shit you love to talk a lot about us, be it positive or negative. You faggots sure love talking about America considering how much you loathe it. You care more about America than Americans do. Eat shit and go worry about your own damn country, because I certainly don't give a shit about it.
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3 anti american threads at the same time? Shit yeah nigga, today's a good day
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>>568168432
Eurofags = House flies
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>>568150248
Consider this:
Button is pressed
All Americans die
>there are people outside of america
A person from elsewhere enters America after americaocaust
Some other person sees this fine ass person going into america right,,,
>imma fertilize all over dem eggs
Reproduces
???
America 2: electric boogaloo
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>>568169118
Americanfag detected
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>>568169589
Envious Eurofag detected
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>Pic
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>>568169589
Incredible deductive skills sir. You know, he only stated he was american like 3 times.
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usanians are needed to fight islam
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Americans are pretty chill

fuck houseflys
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>>568146730
>implying stupid liberal eurofags are any better than fat americans
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>>568146730
houseflies, i dont know who could live with those dirty plebs
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>>568169967
Dont live there so hate it and stay the fuck away
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>>568146730
Well americans...I'd be sorry for some because they're not all that bad, but if it weren't for flies, we'd be knee deep in rotting organic material.
Mosquitoes however....
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>>568170282

No one has ever bought this outside of 9gag, and no one will.
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Science will make this question very easy, comprehensable for even the neckiest beard.

>Can easily kill a fly
>Can't easily kill murrican

Also consider the following.
A fly and a murrican have basically the same brainsize (not relative to bodysize obviously)
Yet, would you give a fly power over an entire army and nuclear missiles?


>Muricans have to go.
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>>568170479
Do you want a sticker or something
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>>568170479
>hate it and stay the fuck away

He says as hes on an American website filled with Americans using an American mouse and keyboard running on an American operating system and then afterwards will probably fap to some American porn and then go stop by an American fast food restraunt and listen to an American song on the radio then when he gets home watch an American movie.

K bro
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>>568170675
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>>568146730
Americans.
That includes me, but fuck it. I want to an-hero anyway.
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Come get us, rest of the world-

come get us.
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>>568170686
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>>568171096
we don't have to, the jews have already got the people with your mindset.
"Patriotism" is the biggest joke of the 20th and 21th century if you look at it objectively.
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>>568171476
>21th
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>>568171476
>21th century
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>>568146730
what do you mean, "forced to push"? i'd pay for pushing both!
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>>568146730
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>>568171547
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>>568169926
Did your mom type that for you?
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>>568171828
>
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>>568172202
>Takes 10 minutes to return with elementary school tier comeback.
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>>568172434
Ur cool dude u get a godl ster
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>>568146965
Spiders don't only eat house flys dum dum
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>>568172549
*gold star, there fixed that for you
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>>568172821
I liek u becuz ur a merican
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Flies
I need you Americans to keep pushing the weed legalization so my own politicians will finally fucking budge

Please hurry up and make Colorado the start, not the end
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>>568172945
>>568146730

Canadian actually
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>>568173223
I'm Canadian too!?
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A world with out America is a world without Die Hard
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kill flies: completely destroy our eco system
kill all americans: recover some of the eco system.
which one do i choose=?
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So much edginess today
If i pick right am i cool euro?
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>>568149228
>Implying we didn't fight on our own across the pacific and nuke Japan, thus ending the war
>implying we didn't supply literally every allied nation with weaponry
>Europe took many years to recover while we enjoyed the highest standard of living ever the decade after
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>>568147030
>posts loli porn
>calls someone a faggot
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>>568155145
Pretty sure he means 1st generation immigrants
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>>568146730

kill all htose pesky americans
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>>568166870
then i press left
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Obvious chose is obvious. Kill the house flies. If we kill the Amerifats, we will have less more keks.
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Thank god for 9-11
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>>568173790
>implying houseflies do anything other than spreading disease and laying eggs in dead things
we would be fine.
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>>568148107
There were good people and kids in nazi Germany
aswel as japan when nuked
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I'm an American so I wouldn't want to push the button that kills all of them cuz I would die, too.
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Change House Flies to House Centipedes and ill press that one.

fucking hate those things. creep me the fuck out.
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>>568147380
>By this logic we are all niggers because that where we are all from...
You aren't as smart as you think you are
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flag on the moon or stfu

eurofails
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9-11 lol
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>>568146730

Kill all Americans. I need house flies to feed that house spider that lives in the shower. Watched that bohl catch a fly last night, was fucking funny.
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>>568167568

lold
this
/thread
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>>568171828
I DID NOT FUCKING POST THAT
Also I was taking a shit so sorry I'm back
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>>568146730
House flies emerged 65 million years ago while Americans are pests only since few hundred years. Killing the Americans shouldn't harm balance and ecosystem that much
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>>568174092
All while helping rebuild Germany.
/thread
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>>568152242
>Beat the british without help
>Washington was a master general
>Founding fathers were virtuous and godlike
>Won Vietnam, only left because we felt like it
>We never gave guns to Islamic fundamentalist groups, they probably found them in caves somewhere
many americans actually believe these things
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>>568148107
I'm a good american, I only had to shoot 2 people today on the way to work :)
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>>568147062
Don't mind him, he's just a buttmad mexilard
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>>568175256
>Founding fathers were virtuous and godlike
this one got me hard
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Americans spread all sort of diseases to humans

they have to go to stop the propagation
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>>568150275
The teachers in usa brainwash kids, you're one of them.
Let me guess you think the american's part in the vietnam war was necessary?
ameritwat,
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>>568150613
Are you fucking retarded m8
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>>568146730
Nigger, you picked the wrong day to ask this question. I'm not even gonna say anything.
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>>568152242
These are all true facts about American heroes
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>>568175807
I was part of the containment strategy. Seen as necessary in the long run.
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>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 67 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Leader of the free world

Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. You follow our elections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.

You are ALL American people.
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>>568157474
>entire world split evenly between China and Russia
>at least there's no more Europe vs USA threads
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>>568177046
Interesting how this post outlines exactly why america is useless to the world.
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>>568177046
>Won WWII singlehandedly
Go back to World History, you dumb faggot.
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>>568160025
he said from a computer or smartphone not realizing that budget electronics only exist because people bought enough luxury items for companies to improve technology and infrastructure
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>>568146730
I am American :( does this mean you guys who pushed the button don't like me :'(
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>>568179346
>:(
>:'(
Kindly sup of the finest drain cleaner until you cease to be.
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>>568146730
>Americans
>Pests

A rose by any other name.
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>>568146730
>Flys are a crucial species in the eco system >Americans are crucial for sucking cocks
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>>568169460
I lol'd. If the people all disappear, as an American, I'd pick American button. But if the bodies stayed there, America would be too terrifying for people to resettle it and also the quadrillions of flies from the extra meat would #rek Canada and mexico
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>>568180676
>not liking americans
>living in america
are you retarded? get out of this fine country faggot
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>>568146730
YOUR MOVE FAGGOT
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>>568180864
I don't dislike America but I'd hate for the worlds entire ecosystem to collapse which would eventually kill all Americans
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>>568181029
Jews
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