God here for another Ask Anything thread.
Try not to be a boring piece of shit.
Why are Batman fanboys so awful?
That guy's clearly trolling.
They feel like they have a trump card over every other superhero fanbase with the whole 'Because he's Batman' thing. Everyone knows power corrupts.
Remove his kneecaps with a claw hammer. If nothing else, it'll be fun for me to watch.
Rob a bank. I won't let you get caught. I help those who help themselves. Or some bullshit like that.
There is no Messiah. That shit got made up by the Jews. Jesus wasn't my son, he was a nephilim, the spawn of an angel and a human. I have no intention of sparking the apocalypse any time soon.
Could you please just deposit 5 million dollars into my bank account. It would save me time and effort from robbing a bank. Also, I am sure you don't need the info for it, you're god.
No, on both counts. That's dumb.
Well my first piece of advice would be not to mention that you are under 18 on /b/.
My second piece of advice would be stop being such an edgy little bitch.
No. That's just pseudo-philosophical rubbish. Objective reality may be impossible to observe, but of course it exists.
I don't think you understand how godhood works.
To make men's lives hard.
faggot I'll do what I want, Biotech is for transhumanist jewish cunts who think about money
>inb4 god is a jew
Your genetics suck.
Time travel as you're thinking of it is not possible under this universe's laws of physics.
No, and if you want a girl to fuck, put some actual effort into it.
>No. That's just pseudo-philosophical rubbish. Objective reality may be impossible to observe, but of course it exists.
I didn't say objective reality doesn't exist. Simply that perception is the totality of said reality.
What happens if Pinocchio says his nose is gonna grow?
It is possible, even likely for you to live out a happy relationship with her. I try not to look to specifically at the future, to allow for free will to actually exist.
I'm an apathetic God. I ascribe little value to the lives of mortals in general. I created you to amuse me, and sometimes, you amuse me with your suffering.
Yes, I am all powerful.
I could if I could be bothered. Not going to though, it changes a fuckton of events, it's a hassle to deal with.
Kill her yourself. Honestly, murder isn't that hard to get away with if you're clever about it.
If you are god you must be in heaven,if your in heaven you must be faggot, since I heaven am a makw
god why u give niggers more length and width than everyone else also why did you allow the F4 anf F5 buttons to switch functions in the first computers, what difference it make also if fucking pre-pubescents in anytime wrong according to your word, I think not cuz ur a pedo u say dog loves all his children, sick fock
I'm not fussed, I'll bang anything. You'd be surprised how 14 billion years will broaden your sexual tastes.
Depends. As I said, to preserve free will, I try not to look too deep into the future. She could live as long as 40 years more.
Answer me this:
25 students are allowed to take $40 spending money on a trip to Iceland. The lecturer collected all of the money and exchanged it for Icelandic Krona.
The exchange rate was $1 = 141.50 Krona. The commission charge was 1%.
How many Krona did each student receive after the commission was deduced?
> Answer to nearest Krona plz
That assumes I created myself. I did not, I simply predate time and thus always was.
I have no need for money.
Even if you managed to extinct yourselves, there's trillions of intelligent forms of life in the universe, one species wiping itself out doesn't matter very much when it comes down to it.
Because they're like the greatest source of human misery I have available to me right now.
Sort of. I know anything that I want to know. I could be all knowing, but that would be boring as shit, and I created the universe in the first place to escape boredom.
>Honestly, murder isn't that hard to get away with if you're clever about it.
this interested me, so I did some research.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT:
>detection rate for murder in the UK (2013): 8,7%
>detection rate for homicide in the US (2010): 8% (estimated, because you don't need to know about that stuff - what are you, a terrorist?!)
>detection rate for murder in Germany (2013): 96,3%
What is going on? I always thought murder was one of the easiest crimes to solve (many chances to make mistakes, high interest in solving the crime, etc.), but obviously I was wrong. What's wrong Britbongs and Ameritards? Yes, you have more murders/homicides over all (the US has a shit-ton of murders even compared to the UK), is that the reason? Am I missing something? Fuck, what's going on over there?
>detection rate for murder in South Africa (2010): 10%
you are more likely to get away with murder in the US or the UK than you are in South Fucking Africa - fuck guys, what's your excuse? niggers again? because they got those in South Africa last time I was over there.
great, all that work and and nobody is going to read it
what was the point? I learnd something. fuck, I hate that.
Well, unless you're a serial killer, it's generally an isolated incident, and taking half a second to think through your strategy makes it fairly easy to avoid leaving evidence that points at you in particular. Despite what CSI would have you believe, you don't leave half of your coat behind in loose threads every time you bump into somebody, and you don't leave tread marks every step you take. Wrap a knife in sticky tape, stab them in a fashion that minimises contact between yourself and the victim. Avoid guns, they're an evidence-producing mess. Generally I'd advise not touching the person at all once you've done the deed. Clean the knife, ditch it somewhere that it makes sense for a knife to be far away from the crime scene, carry on your day like nothing happened. And for god's sake be mindful of your alibi. Nothing complex, and nowhere that they could possibly have a record of events to check.
Don't they usually get you because of your motive?
revenge --> it was the husband/wife
theft --> that's not your credit card, sir
hate --> he is only stabbing gay people? so no hurry then
>acting like reading will do you any harm
I read that shit, because it interested me
>acting like anon posted real facts anyways
I can't vouch for the acuracy of online crime statistics, but I got all of them from ministerial sites
>the point was to b8 amerifats and eurofags so they'd get mad and bump this silly thread
dude, I don't even know what this thread is about. something about god and shit, I guess
They usually get you because you fuck up in some fashion or another. Remember, it's not enough for them to suspect you. They need solid evidence. Plus, it helps that CSI has convinced most of the idiots who get pulled for jury duty that the only solid proof is DNA evidence. Lot of murderers walk free because their lawyers were able to sell the jury on the idea that no DNA evidence equals reasonable doubt.
I don't watch those CSI shows. all I know from some parody is that ridiculous "zooming into the photo bullshit"
DNA evidence isn't that fool proof either, is it? wrong readings and shit like that?
If a sample is contaminated, it is useless as evidence. If it's not, it's pretty much always accurate. Sometimes if siblings are extremely genetically similar, it can give an inaccurate result, and obviously it doesn't work for twins.