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>>568086246 Depends on the girl. Seriously, some like sex which could be described as similar to porn (Dirty talk, lights on, lots of positions, etc etc) and with other girls its pretty standard and honestly just boring.
Not really. Chicks don't scream and beg for more. Most are moderately quite and reserved. They do moan and yell, but porn is way too over dramatized. Also, without cardio training or general endurance, you won't last nearly as long. I can pump for a couple hours, but it takes practice. Also, eating pussy is amazing :D
>>568086246 kinda but you cant smell the nasty body odors. and sweat all pver you and your heart palpitating from smoki mng too much. dont forget the slobvering kisses of saliva everywhere. your fucked op dont have sex it will RUIN YOU FOREVER. FUCKING FOREVER
>>568086246 It really depends on the person. I've had a few girls that fucked like pornstars, but it's not all that common. Typically, most of them aren't overly adventurous, but it also depends on their mood. Either way, I'll never have porno sex again. Do NOT get married. My sex life is kill.
>>568086246 It depends. I personally think that you could fuck your girl exactly like in porn videos, all the strange positions and shit, but what makes sex different from porn, is the feeling you got for the girl you're fucking. Porn has no feelings, sex may have it.
>>568086246 I think the only difference is you actually bother to make eye contact, you don't kiss as if you're a robot for half a second then go back to sucking dick, and you focus on the moment more. I don't think people change position every couple of minutes either, just missionary because people are lazy and sex is hard enough as it is.
>>568087092 >>568087237 fucking kek'd. If body fluids / odors of a woman disgust you, you should maybe wait a few years until you are grown up to have sex. Or just keep wanking to anime ladies (they won't be "dirty")
If we're talking professional porn with real porn stars and production companies... not really unless people are trying to reenact it specifically.
I personally don't cum in chicks mouths or fuck in crazy positions... although i like to bend my current chick in half during sex... shes flexible so i love looking at her during sex. I've been with some girls who are into dirty talk that most porn stars would be shy to do on film. other girls aren't into dirty talk at all but either type doesn't determine the quality of sex.
If we're talking amateur porn then that would be a very accurate portrayal of what its like to be in a couple who film themselves obviously
>>568086246 depends on the porn. brazzers-style studio/pornstar porn with ridiculous screaming and camera-friendly fucking angles is definitely not realistic at all. fyi since you're a virgin, know that merely sticking a dick on some hole _by itself_ isn't the moaning ecstasy they make it to be; so don't be disappointed.
it also depends on the sex. some (but not all) forms of good sex can be quite close to what you would see in more recent, POV/amateur/reality stuff.
on the other hand, unsurprisingly, bad/awkward or just straight vanilla regular sex can be quite different to what you would imagine from porn. and, as a virgin, that's the sex you'll likely experience at first, until you learn the ropes.
>>568087092 Not a virgin but I can eat pussy for a solid hour or so and it's actually pretty fucking great
Maybe I'm glad I've only been with clean girls but I love it when I grab their thighs and bring it close to my face and suffocate myself with the pussy. Then I grab their ass and lift it up slightly and ravage the pussy
>>568086246 Gonna be honest with you. Prefer heroin. Definitely prefer heroin. Either way, sex is fun in the beginning when you first meet her. Put your smooth ass moves on her and buy her shit. The same shit you will later be throwing out on to your front lawn with her clothes and the rest of her belongings, assuming you were smart enough to:
1. not marry the dumb bitch 2. not sign a lease or mortgage with the dumb bitch
Not all women are money hungry selfish pieces of shit. But the one i'm currently dating who is sleep right beside me, most certainly is. and I fucking hate her to death.
>>568087765 I've fucked more women than you, faggot. Bodily fluids are rank in general, especially the ones leaking from a woman's disgusting axe wound. It smells, tastes funky, its just really unpleasant. I'm sure lots of people enjoy doing and honestly in the heat of the moment when I'm horny enough and especially with a new girl I'm seeing I will do it, but I can't say I ever really like doing it.
Depends on the girl. Some only want the missionary position, at wich point I'm out. Some like to do it outside, wich is nice, or in strange costumes, wich is nice as well, really depends on how open the girl is.
>>568086246 Sex in porn is like Policework in action-movies. They only show the exciting parts, let all the problems out and exaggerate... The common policeman is not always shooting and everything explodes. Most of the time he is in his office, depressed.
>>568086246 Generally not, less swearing/talking, more non retarded kissing, more body contact, less fucktarded positions which are generally uncomfortable and take forever to finish in, less spotlights, more hair, less pink and unless you're trying to impress a chick less position changes.
>>568087092 >>568087237 >>568087614 >fucking disgusting >not a pleasant experience >mostly tastes like rotting fish lol enjoy your herpes, faggots. that's what you get for hanging out in the wrong parts of town.
>>568089251 Christ you sound like a faggot. How about you stop spouting other peoples arguments and scientific ITS ALL NATURAL MAN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU bullshit. Its horrible. Jizz is horrible. Getting all sweaty is horrible. Not washing your dick after sex is horrible. The girl not washing after sex is horrible. You sound like a bunch of sweaty Africans.
>>568089368 Just because you treat your boyfriends asshole as such - a (womans) asshole is no primary reproductive organ. Eating shit is a sexual act not belonging to the standard set of practices (that would lead to pregnancy). Therefor it's a pretty weak analogy, imbecile.
>>568086246 No it's not like porn although it moves closer to it with age and experience. It's kinda arkward and there are smells and things... more real I guess. Real women are a way more inhibited unless you found a freak but that's rare. To be honest most people will only experince desperate sex with a 4 at best. The options are limited in most peoples lifes. Also it's never just sex, the girl will probably want something from you. Porn looks good, sex feels good. So sex is better but frankly all the first sex will be good by vertue of the fact it's new and exciting. Disappointing sex comes later.... along with regret.
>>568086246 no it's not because the chances of them being abused is like 100% if they're in porn
with that you get drug abuse and lots of other unneeded shit
that being said you don't escape it in real life either. girls are fucked in the head sometimes, esp. with sex
last girl i was trying to hook up with had a niche: she wanted men who cheated on her and other women and then wondered why things happened like that. she fucked her boss, who is married, when her bf left her for another chick. really just wanted her because she's attractive, a freak, and I was bored.
tl;dr: women be crazy, fuck all them, don't get attached
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