Hello my name is Al budab Adheer and I am a member of ISIS I

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>>567996287

>>567996287
Where do i sign?

Nope fag

>>567996287
please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism please demolish feminism

How many goats did you fuck today?

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>>567996287
Allah is the sandnigger god of sandniggers.

How does that make you feel OP?

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>>567996287
I'd be too afraid of American laser-guided missiles bro.

>>567996287
Where I sign up?

>>567996287
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>The pay is good

Good relative to what? I'm sure good pay here in Northern Europe is a lot more than it is in Iraq,

>>567996287
This should be stickyed

>>567996287
you forgot
killing children
raping women

>>567996287
this is some of the worst bait i've ever seen, please go and die

>>567996287
fuck off

hello Mr. Adheer I am interested in joining, please provide me with the requirements to join. thank you.

with rank up you mean die?
because you are getting buttfucked by the USA the kurds and more?

>>567996287

Do you pay for the dentist?

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>>567996287
Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity and Personal Courage are the core tenets of the US Army.

Troll harder next time.

>>567996287
pay? $10 per month minus union fees room and board how much do we owe you at the end of each cycle?

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Well done with the U.S. Army values.

if yah want me to pay up, we got jocks wit dem lasaz...
SSSSQQQuUUAAD

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>>567996287
sorry but i dont believe in bullshit, i mean fuck mohammed

>>567996287
Where do I fucking sign?

>>567996287
Funny, and obviously a joke.
But if there are any other agents reading the post dont be a pleb and dot the IP, OP is clearly joking and we do still have freedom of speech believe it or not, regardless of what youve been instructed to do when you see things like this

>>567996287

No, I don't want to get raped by Kurds.

>>567996287
you better be behind 7 proxies.

>>567996287
lol the army values

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>>567996643
My mom's birthday. Great reminder.

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>>567996287
Can I join without being muslim? I just want to shoot sandniggers and murrcans, but continue giving praise to the Allfather

>>567996287
Lists the US army values lol

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>>567996287

>>567996552
You must have a strong Hatered of Jewish control. Skin color does not matter.

>>567996530
>Being this new

So what kind of retirement benefits are you guys offering?

>>567996790
>i just want to shoot niggers and murrcans
you sound like an ideal candidate for the american military

>>567996568
medical and dental is covered

>>567996287
OMG OMG OMG OMG!
One that speaks English! Ok, I've waited a long time to ask this question-

Why don't you towel heads shower more often? What is up with being dirtbags all the time?

And while I have your attention-
Why did Muhammad only fuck goats on days that end in "y"?

>>567996827

Therefore...

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>>567996903
haven't you heard of the virgins dude..?

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>>567996780

>>567996842
I think its kind of funny, this nigger is gonna talk tonight here in the U.S. about how we're gonna take ISIS out, the eve of 9/11. Bet's on ISIS and terries hitting Thursday in the U.S.?

>>567996643
the 9 year anniversary of when i went to jail. thanks.

What kind of life insurance plans are available for someone working as a suicide bomber?

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I'd rather fuck whores and eat bacon than kill a bunch of other fellow faggots.

>>567996287
sgsw

>>567997008
LDRSHIP
Veteran here.

>>567997065
Your point?

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Kids. They blow up so fast these days...

>>567996903
You can retire after 25 years of Service or If you having Cripling disability

Fuck you OP.
can't wait till the US destroys you hypocritical closeted faggots.

>>567997396
Dude, me neither. . It's gonna be hilarious

>>567997396
>implying the US isnt the primary reason ISIS formed and gained so much power

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>>567997378
ikr

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>>567997465
Are they gonna Televise it likewise of Operation Iraqi Freedom? That'd be gr8.

>>567996827
You see the truth is US Goverment helped fund us. So we adopt alot of the US Army values to our own. And we pay as well as any military contracting company.

this is why old testement skywizard commanded the jewry to kill off all the sons os ishmal

>>567996287
Deus vult! bitch.

>>567997692
Lol, MOS?

>>567996287

But but I want to be able to fap to porn, drink booze and be a filthy sinner

>>567996287
Air force enlisted here, cant wait to see you guys..from orbit

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>>567997335

>>567997863

suicide bomber
Allahu Arbar hollerer
goat fuckers
bomb makers

>>567997617
They total will. . American media LOVES a good crisis

>>567997891
You either be a worthless Wage slave all your Life in the Republic of Amerika
or work for us...
your choice.

>>567997528

>implying that I wrote enough for you to make an assumption about something that I already know about/agree with you about.

Fucking simpleton.
the baby we made has already taken off it's diaper and is shitting everywhere. We are just trying to make sure the fucking thing doesn't track it everywhere around the house.

>>567998030
I thought People thought were lying til I actually saw a Shepard going to town on a goat through an LRAS..

>>567996842
You can join too.