Burndrawer Thread
Post your burn drawers!
>pic related. Its my burndrawer
what
Does nobody have any burn drawers?
>>567935961
I do
>>567937301
You should post a pic
I love imagining the smell of other people's burndrawers
Fuckin' a you're a messy heroin addict.
>>567937689
No I use the spoon to melt the match tips of a dozen matches in alcohol and then I boil it to make one big pile of red match stuff and then I burn it
What exactly is the purpose of this so called burndrawer?
>>567937910
I put things I burn in it sometimes. Other times I just chew on them.
>>567937990
instant bbq
>>567935961
I know it gets said a lot on here, but goddamn:
Autism.
here is my chew pile. I am going to burn it later and maybe chew on it again.
>>567935961
I do not have a "burn drawer" to post, and pyromania is not particularly high on my list of unusual traits, but I just had to express how glad I am that there are other people in the world who are as weird as I am.
Thanks, /b/.
>>567938706
wtf is that?
what burn, what chew
another shot of my chew pile. I am pretty proud of it. Can't wait to burn it and then chew it more.
>>567939232
>>567938706
Um....what I said notwithstanding, that is reaaaallly weird.
>>567939530
I guess. But I do put a lot of effort into it. I really can't wait to chew it when it is burnt though.
I have seen some fucked up shit in my days on /b/, but this is by far the fucked-uppedest.
Where do you live, OP?
>>567939726
California
>>567939408
Is that healthy? Those matches have phosphorous and sulphur, and some heavy metals...
Burned organics can be pretty carcinogenic...
>>567939937
I don't think it is, but I love the salty charcoal taste
sage this shit. fucking op is driving the whole thread. learn to kill these faggots so other /b/rothers don't have to be exposed to such desperate attempts for attention
in related news: don't feed shitposts
>>567939613
Hm. I don't get it, but I do understand that feeling. I get it about some pretty unusual things. Maybe even things that would seem every bit as weird to some people.
Wow, humans are strange and amazing.
Just when i thought I've seen it all, this gem shows up thank you OP.
>>567940120
I'm just trying to answer questions
>>567940535
You're burning that stuff on a wooden desk.
>>567935961
>>567935961
For real Nigga?
>>567935961
The fuck is a burn drawer?
how many mental illnesses do you have?
>>567940120
I don't care what it is or how attention seeking of a shitpost it is, it's legitimately novel and bizarre and interesting.
I come here to get and share weird glimpses into the dark recesses of human experience that never get talked about, not to see thousands of photos of anthropomorphized bananas and spiderman.
>>567935961
Does this consume all of your time or is this like a thing you do every now and again?
>>567940847
this.
>>567940120
i like it actually.
Man is it just me or has Heaven mod been really antsy since all these reddit newfags arrived?
I think its cool but the chew part is a bit strange,maybe you would like burning different kinds of wood they have diff flavors and smell u could chew on OP
>>567940858
I just do it when I watch netflix, or my hands are idle.
btw it is not dry enough yet.
>>567939810
Add that to the list of states I'll never visit
>>567941226
Is this a turn on for you, OP?
Do you just do it because you like burning shit and then tasting burnt shit? Why did you decide to start doing this shit?
>>567941768
I really remember how it started. I was a teenager when I first started eating burnt matches and it kept going from there.
Here is my burn jar. It I put a chew pile in here once and burnt it. It was good.
>>567940120
IS SHITPOSTING NOT THE BACKBONE OF /B/?
OP what part of CA u in?
>>567941979
Bay area
>>567942020
shit
I'm gonna crash now. Best of luck to you in burning chewed stuff and chewing burned stuff.
>>567942020
i was going to eat burnt chewed items with you.
please post time stamp of you chewing burnt or burning items OP
>>567942020
Hey, me too. Seems to have a high concentration of odd ones.
i will do the same
>>567942274
seconded
>>567939726
>this is by far the fucked-uppedest.
You haven't lurked long enough.
>>567942020
Napa Valley here, I thought I was the only one
>>567935961
Toasting in epic bread.
Will post my burndrawer shortly.
>>567941927
Interesting. Most people wouldn't call a plastic yogurt cup a "jar".
Shine on you crazy diamond.
timestamp or this thread is BS troll bait
>>567942947
>>567942274
k
>>567943268
TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
>>567943268
cut your nails you sicko
>>567940847
>weird glimpses into the dark recesses of human experience
+5 wordsmithing
>>567943647
I also sometimes eat the stuff thats under them. It's usually burnt ashes and stuff.
somehow this is more disturbing than 98% of the shit i've seen on /b/
>>567939613
you autistic fuck
>>567944057
I have aspergers.
Absolutely fascinating.
This thread needs more attention
Godspeed OP
>>567943753
Uh..did anything fuck you up during your childhood?
>>567944428
Not really, it was pretty nice actually.
>>567944473
When you do this shit does it satiate you or are you still hungry after? Do you have a normal diet? Do you eat burnt food also?
>>567943369
I didn't need to see thi image tonight...
>>567943268
>>567944718
I eat normal food.
As to how I feel when I do this, imagine eating a bag of chips. You just keep doing it unconsciously, one is never enough.
Also I am preparing my melt spoon for you guys!
>>567935961
>>567938706
>>567939408
>>567940535
>>567941226
>>567941927
>>567943268
I've been on /b/ a long time and honestly, this is one of the weirdest things I have seen in a very long time.
OP, you are fucking nuts and i love it. Keep it up you crazy motherfucker.
I like this thread.
>>567945242
bump for melt spoon.
>>567945242
i love you
000 get! if 000 shove burnt shit in ass
>>567945242
Melt spoon that sounds cool.
Whatcha melting?
>rolling for dubs
>if dubs spoon in ass
>>567938706
You are fucking mad
its almost there /b/ros
>>567945242
Have you considered the possibility that your body is lacking in some nutrient so you crave this burnt shit? Similar to how pregnant women have odd cravings (one that comes to mind is the craving for dirt/mud)
>>567946052
I only eat pasta
>>567943268
>>567946027
GUYS THE MELT SPOON IS DONE!
Should I burn it?
>>567946295
DO IT FAGGOT
>>567946295
for fucks sake yes, do it for science!
you would make a good meth cook, trips means u become the next walt white
hey tutorial heads
t-today were gonna learn ta d-do a bur-ndrawer the one thing you need to get is a burn s0me drawers. then you get a wet match you burn it
>>567946103
I'm just curious, do you care that you'll likely get throat/mouth cancer from this stuff, or about the adverse health effects in general? Not judging, just curious
>>567946295
fucking do it
Well this is new and different.
>>567940637
>confirmed for having never built a fire
fucking netkid scrub
>>567946597
you like it, don´t you?
someone get an archive on this thread. i deem this worthy
>>567946497
>"likely"
i wont say so. it's probably a lot healtier than inhaling cigarette smoke. hes very slighly increasing his chanche of cancer somewhere in his intestines, like it is when you eat burnt things on bbq. it means that if he has strong genes his body could totally ignore that
>>567946775
Not gonna lie this is amusing.
But in all seriousness OP I have a banana sticker drawer. Not a burndrawer.
>>567946804
i can´t even
so bullshit
dude
So I took the picture half a second too late.
I let you all down, I am sorry.
God dammit, I tried to go to bed like 45 minutes ago and here I am still watching this madness.
I'm supposed to get job training at the lab early in the morning. What's wrong with me?
The fuck is this shit. So we are chewing burnt things now then once we have a pile of chewed burnt thing we burn them again and then chew them again. This is a fucking never ending cycle.
>>567947083
Thanks for sharing, very interesting. Similar to people who eat their hair I imagine,
Even if you aren't hungry for food sides starches you should force yourself to eat some meat and veggies, take care of yourself bro
it is proven eating the tasty crusty aftermath will make me immune to ebola.
Just kidding about the ebola. I'm still going to eat it.
>>567946804
Except this isn't burnt BBQ, he's ingesting burnt matches, whole cigarettes, and probably random shit he finds lying around, all on what I assume to be a regular basis.
>>567946940
>obacco smoke and the smoke inhaled in a burning building have some similarities from a chemical viewpoint. For example, both contain high concentrations of CO and other combustion products. In addition, both contain high concentrations of free radicals, and our laboratory has studied these free radicals, largely by electron spin resonance (ESR) methods, for about 15 years.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1334034
pwned && || rekt
>>567947359
>Eats the burnt remains
I love you op
>>567946928
i have a random shit drawer
>>567947359
Shove it in your ass and see if it gives you immunity to AIDS
>>567947663
man theres probably some neat things in there
>>567947359
OP this actually is a medical condition. It's called Pica.
sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29
Sage this shit because this thread deserves some archiving
>>567947916
Cool! thanks for that.
>>567935961
sry for shaky pic
>>567947663
Can you empty it out for us daddy
>>567947848
that´s why i put all kinds of stuff in there... once in a year i look what came together and sort out
>>567947663
Is that black scaly thing a dildo?
Have you ever used it as one?
>>567946940
then try. i have some basics of biology and a lot of common sense. tell me how eating burnt things can increase throat and mouth cancer. are you like niggers who believes in black magic cause there are thunders in the sky
>>567947635
Wat. Of course there's similarities...what he's calling BS on is the guy saying what OP is doing is healthier than smoking
>>567948071
it´s part of a loading cable for my phone
>>567948035
only on christmas... be there... ill make a thread for you
>>567948161
Seeing how normalized smoking is in society it's damn more unhealthy. Our health includes not just our physical condition but our place in our society and how the society functions.
>>567948161
for mouth and throat it sure is. stomach, dont think so. but its full of cases of people eating bricks and sand for their entire life and they're pretty fine. so strong genes could totally ignore that
>>567948075
>>567935961
This turns me on
>>567947986
No problem man, I know it feels really really good but I'd recommend seeking treatment for it. If you're worried about money or something there should be some kind of psychiatric place you can go to. Take the pictures along with you as proof. Still, that's just my opinion. If you wanna go through life with it by all mean do, just know there's probably gonna be some crazy medical issues due to this.
>>567948075
burnt things = cancer
-it´s easy as that
>look it up yourself lazy bastard
taste so salty. I love it.
>>567948075
Well, it looks like there's match heads, insulation, and plastics/wax in his pile.
That's red phosphorous, fiberglass/abestos, and well plastic; THAT'S the carcinogenic shit,
I'm less concerned about the burnt wood and ash, I'd imagine that is safe, nutty but mostly safe.
>>567947663
I have some stuff too but yours looks cooler
Mine is just filled with stuff I find and occasionally but
>>567938706
Your so fucking hot
>>567948505
>occasionally but
I'll put myself to bed
>>567938706
>>567935961
>>567937301
Finally some civilized people on here.
>>567948505
keep it going padawan
-Dumbledore
>>567948505
>>567948013
>>567947663
Neat stuff guys.
Thanks for sharing!
>>567947663
show me you're weed nigger.
>>567948645
everybody post their drawers!
>>567948301
Blesseth you father
It's amazing how /b/ isn't terrible for once.
>>567941226
Can you post a pic of your burned pubes?
>>567948445
you have very nice teeth OP.
I like you a lot.
>>567948406
we're talking about throat/mouth cancer over smoking.
i didnt say its cool for them nor that his stomach could handle it easily. so yea it seems you're just pretty superficial
>>567948675
is empty atm :(
>>567948505
Whered you get the sad keaneueueue
>>567948843
maybe
>>567948675
>show me you are weed nigger
>>567943647
No burn them
>>567943647
>>567949109
No chew them.
And then burn them.
And chew them again.
>>567949169
heaven stop shitposting and samefagging you're not funny anymore
>>567948832
Okay
>>567949169
yeah the ash is steril but the "nearly" burnt stuff is what makes me curious
req'ing screencap/archive.
>>567935961
best thread ive seen in fucking ages.
also:
>anons talking about you being weird and having mental conditions
>while on /b/
>>567949409
OP delivers...
>>567949325
Are you retarded?
>>567949325
>Being this new
>>567949693
>calls people new
being this new
>>567948013
>pueblo
Mein Neger
>>567949409
Thanks /b/uddy those are some good hairs on you.thanks for all the chewing and burning. How old are you and have you ever ate burnt pubes?
>>567949532
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>567949760
> calls person who called a person new new
being this new
Here's my drawer you weirdo's
>>567940847
See this nigger gets it
>>567949916
> calls a person who called a person who called a person new new
being this new
>>567949916
>Calls guy who calls a buddy who calls a friend new new new
Being this new
This is actually really fucking neat
SOMEONE PLEASAE CAP THIS THREAD
>>567949970
Are you by any chance Dutch?
Like we legit need more drawer threads and just random shit like this
>>567950274
Yea, what gave it away?
>>567950258
i agree, if someone could cap that would be nice.
>inb4 you do it
that would take me ages.
This thread is golden, I like you a lot OP.
>>567950417
de koers meter
>>567950465
This
>>567938706
my nigga
>10/10 would chew carcinogenic ash with op
This is the best thing. Period. All other things that are done pale in comparison. I mean, I'm not gonna do it. I'm glad you do, though.
>>567949970
noice but you need more random shit
i gotone more
my junk
>>567951350
what's the deal with those huge coins on the right?
are you kill OP?
>>567951350
That a tokarev magazine?
>>567951368
i hate paper stuff in drawers, you can´t see/find shit
>>567951564
ppk, got it from granddad but without the rest
>>567951543
from my time at the bundeswehr (aut)
>>567951350
what katastrophen did you hilfe?
>>567951696
oh.
Looks bigger than it is i guess.
Any idea what happened to the ppk?
Love. La la la love the thread.
http://4archive.org/b/thread/567935961
>>567951867
hochwasser/murenabgänge in steiermark/kärnten 2009/10
>>567951867
Someone archive this thread. Op has started something here.
I used to like eating burnt match heads and different burnt things when I was a kid. Now I want a fucking burn drawer. And I get the feeling that in less than a week, there will be a burn drawer thread with multiple faggots just like you, and including me, with out own burn drawers and chew piles.
>>567951941
guess my fukken stupid dad got it...
>>567952205
....oh.
Well.
>>567942185
>eat burnt chewed items
You sick fuck, OP is nice enough to share his interest in chewing burnt stuff, and you go full psycho and start suggesting EATING them. You disgust me.
>>567952450
saved this beauty, gonna restore it some day...
>>567951368
Dutchfag detected
>>567952903
Oh that poor bayonet=[
I have 1 too.
Mines not all fucked up though.
Thats my trip on /k/ btw....pretty sure i was wrecked on muscle relaxers when i took that pic.
>>567947663
Smear some of that body butter on your penis and/or balls and post pics you german nigger
>>567953153
Correct, 10 internets for you!
>>567953205
oh, i lurk /k/ alot think ive seen some from you
capped, best thread in a while
>>567953256
already empty but you can cum on a pic of my drawers if that helps you, post results :)
>>567953559
Yeah I post there a lot.
Im not really a wanna be nazi...our house is like a military museum/antique shop though so its easy to put together a pic like that.
>>567953954
that´s fukken awesome...
i try to save everything i find on fleamarkets and shit...
>>567954221
I live with my brother and he deals a lot of antiques and military stuff and our parents did a lot of antique dealing so theres tons of that sort of thing around.
Whats that scope go to?
>>567954423
k98 i was told
>>567954481
That might be worth a lot of money.
This had the potential to be the new equivalent of fingerboxes on /b/, and you ruined it by being the only faggot to own a burndrawer... DURRRR
>>567939347
You just made me lose harder than any ylyl thread ever has.
You have my thanks.
>>567947292
this is the best reply in the thread imo
>>567954531
bought it for 5 €
>>567955239
Dude.
Look up whatever model it is on gunbroker.
>>567955415
not goin to sell it... and im not at my PC atm