post anything and everything ASS
come on guys, you know you like it
oh how I wished there was cock in my ass right now
>mfw your boyfriend will never have an ass like OP's pic.
Fact: all "ass men" are in fact closeted homosexuals, or at the very least bisexuals
pic related, notice the similarity?
not too much into spanking, sorry
I wish, haven't even been able to find other pictures of her.
There is always this one faggot.
I prefer ejaculation during vaginal intercourse with your wife while in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation.
My ex used to let em fuck and eat her ass constantly. Fuckkkkk that was good. I once pounded her ass on top of this mountain behind her house while she begged me to fuck her pussy. Felt like a god damn caveman warrior.
What am I supposed to be jealous of?
I'm sorry. I don't follow. What does my ass or lack thereof have to do with your fetishizing of the ass due to latent homosexual tendencies?
I think you're mistaken. I'm not an "ass man." I like women, therefore I'm attracted to breasts, and vaginas. You know, female sex characteristics.
I think this thread proves my point quite well.
Fuck off nigga, I'm pansexual I don't care what gender someone is, if I boner I fap.
That's a pretty weak justification, and I'm pretty sure you just made it up on the spot.
I just think it's kind of pathetic that people are so insecure in their sexuality that they have to masquerade as straight for fearing of being judged.
I'm sorry I'm not attracted to women with masculine characteristics like bulging muscularity.
You see. These guys are secure enough to admit they're a little gay.
Why aren't the rest of you?
More people need to realise this, I don't understand why anyone gives a shit what other people fap to.
Stop being a massive faggot and realise that other people don't like men.
you seem more preoccupied with homosexuality, than what would be considered normal for a straight man.
time to stick your sweet ass out that there closet, and show us all your boypussy, honey.
you're on /b/
you can't win.
this is your campaign? this is what you spend time doing coming into ass threads with your infographics and shemales telling everyone their gay.
>I got some bad news for you.
Your troll logic is flawed. Per your 'logic', getting a blowjob, a handjob, or having anal sex with a woman are considered 'homosexual acts'.
the bait could be better. interestingly enough, some people do equate anal sex (with women), with homosexuality. which is asinine.
Some whore from Bowdoin college. Didn't have a condom so she let me cream her ass
direct her to some threads on women forums. plenty around which talk openly how to take on it, some tell they got hooked on it and have quite intense orgasms, though not a majority but still will get her interested.
ram a very large cucumber up your ass, run into her room whilst she's doing something boring and shit it out in her face, screaming HOW HARD IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU WHINING CUNT ?!?
.. then you'll be free, to find a new girlfriend.
I feel bad for you...I've seen you before and you are looking for conflict wherever you can find it either this or race or whatever, you are not living at all... I feel bad for you...
you clearly need to be a little firmer with her, and much more persuasive.
What does any of this have to do with Freud? Freud's ideas play little to no role in my assessment of sexuality.
Yes, keep projecting and calling me a faggot. It's really strengthening your case. Are you implying nothing about that gif is gay? I'd say eschewing a perfectly good, juicy vagina for a dry, shit-encrusted hole is pretty gay.
I am not a virgin.
Taking an interest in human sexual behavior doesn't make me gay any more than marine biologist is a humpback whale.
I haven't posted a single infographic or shemale. I don't know what you're talking about.
To think that you could recognize a person from thread to thread on an anonymous image board with millions of users is pretty silly, don't you think?
youre so autistic you probably think when people stop replying to you, you have "won" the argument on the internet.
>so many arguments at once youre obviously playing the numbers game.
why is the anus anymore 'gay' (per your logic)than a handjob or a blowjob? do you see this line of flawed thinking you've clearly bought into?
Hands and mouths aren't objects of erogenous fixation. The ass is a male erogenous zone.
My ego isn't so wrapped up in online "debates" that I feel the need to declare myself "victorious" in any given discussion. This is just a free exchange of ideas. You're welcome to agree or disagree. I'll be satisfied if just one person is edified by my thoughts.
this conversation is completely asinine your arguments are asinine your life is asinine... etc.... etc....
My wife has never been into anal but has always let me do it. Recently we tried dp, my dick in her ass and either fingers or her g spot stimulator in her pussy whilst she uses her bullet on her clit. It has now become rare for us to do anything but anal with dp, she fucking loves it so much, plus the g spot toy makes her squirt so its just the fucking best
I don't foresee you posting a timestamped picture in this thread, so you might as well drop the charade now.
You just can't go 5 seconds without saying or thinking about ass, can you? You're so deep in the closet you're finding christmas presents.
That is how anal is suppose to be done if your girl doesn't get stimulated by just anal.
Then you haven't been with the right girls anon.
>according to my vast experience of women lying to me about enjoying anal for my benefit, women enjoy anal
The girls I've been with are just fine for me, as I like vaginal sex, and so do they, and they don't have to lie about enjoying it.
My wife personally is not stimulated purely by anal, we've tried tons of different ways of doing it. But we know that what does work for her is dp and clit stim, all of that combined gives her a way more intense orgasm. I'm happy, shes happy, we both win.
>Taking an interest in human sexual behavior doesn't make me gay any more than marine biologist is a humpback whale.
you're gayer than a truckload of rainbow concentrate.
now shut up and post your ass.
In all seriousness, been absolutely fanatic about anal since I first had a dream about it, I guess I was around 12/13 years old.
But even the thought of another guy touching me absolutely repulses me. It's like that skin- crawling feeling similar to what you get on seeing a gross insect or something.
>The ass is a male erogenous zone
Yeah, if he's the receiver. This has nothing to do with being the giver doing a woman, anuses feel tighter than vaginas and it also gives men a sense of dominance/trust with his woman. It's called a fetish. Might as well say blowjobs are gay too simply because men can give them too.
how bad could it be.
>I'm gunna fart in your mouth!
If you really think you've seen me in other threads, you're either severely deluded or think that the userbase of 4chan is A LOT smaller than it actually is.
Breasts are a female erogenous zone.
OP image is the only thing worthwhile of saving in this thread
typical tumblr stuff, most of the time its just a single shot
>there's a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>has very few friends due to her condition
>she's a fantastic artist
>my friends and I decide to prank her for s***s and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately
>we start to hang out outside of school
>she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie
>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass).
>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said "I made them look like you."
>all my friends laugh heartily
>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day
>It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time
this fucking guy.
>kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.
says the guy trying to convince people they are gay for liking a woman's figure.
>kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.
I assume you intend to argue from the viewpoint that no one can be mistaken about their self-perceived sexual orientation. A valid argument, but one I disagree with. People can delude themselves into thinking a lot of things.
No, not in the least. But I'm saying, if they are sound in their decision, then why are you trying to argue?
For example, if I say to you "I'm straight", you would argue that I am not, since I like asses. However, I am 100% confident in the fact that I am not into dudes. I was, at one point, bicurious, but I tried out said curiosities, and found out I wasn't into it. You can't jump into this assuming you know everything about these anonymous posters on /b/. You're trying to convince people they are gay for liking women's asses. Your argument is that "both genders have asses", correct?
However, you are wrong.
Yes, both genders have asses, but just because you find the ass of one gender attractive, does not mean you find the other the same. We find female asses attractive, because they are asses that belong to females, not solely because they are asses.
>so autistic that he thinks he knows someone based on the way they post
>so autistic that he thinks no one else could agree with someone who disagrees with him
You just admitted that you're attracted to males, so I don't know what point you're trying to make here.
I didn't, though. Are you stupid?
I said I was (PAST tense) bi-CURIOUS, not bi-sexual, at one point (again, PAST TENSE). I tried it out, because I didn't want to just go "no way bro, I'm totally straight, being gay is wack" or some shit, but upon trying it out, I discovered that I am NOT into males.
Try re-reading what I said.
In order to be bi-curious you would have to have at least some modicum of attraction for males. Otherwise why would you even explore the idea? I wouldn't try fucking a sheep just to make sure I wasn't a zoophile because I'm very confident in the fact that I'm not attracted to sheep.
mfw this nigger thinks i'm samefag >>567820701 because of sage
oh wow I guess I was wrong I apologize.
>whats a proxy.
I was entertaining the idea I might have been attracted to males. By "tried stuff" I made out with a few dudes, nothing past that. Making out didn't do anything for me, and actually grossed me out substantially.
Also, that was probably the most retarded fucking comparison I have ever read. A male is simply an opposite gender, not a completely different species you twat.
Are you saying that non porn star lesbians don't put things in each others butts?
>I made out with a few dudes, nothing past that.
>actually grossed me out substantially.
>a few dudes
stopping after the first grossed you out substantially didn't come to your mind?
Don't care if this bait, as an artist I whole-heartedly hate you