Ask a male escort anything. FAQ 1. No, I don't fuck men

>>565291487
How long have you been doing this, whats your average income, and how populated is the city you live in?

what are the most requested fetishes?

sure, I got one.

why don't you like food?

>>565291487
>I bill myself as 10

So you charge by the inch?

Do most of the women you fuck have a fetish for skinny faggots?

>>565291487
How do you advertise?

>>565291487
how much money do you make?

>>565291826
>>565291924
>>565291805
This. More like skinny/10 you fucking skeleton pleb faggot. Hit the gym. Eat some peanut butter.

>>565291653
Two years, 3 months. This isn't my main job, more of a supplement to income. I live in a city of 300k

>>565291715
Choking, weird roleplay, uniforms. Theres probably more. Most girls go for vanilla, missionary shit though.

>>565291805
Girls like skinny fags.

How do you get into this line of work?

how many of them are hot/gross

>>565291972
fucking this, post an example, I've posted a lot of advertisments and i only get requests from men.

>>565292127
My ex-ex was a stripper, she sold me up. She never hooked as far as I know.

>>565292170
Just think of your moms friends and imagine them lonely and wanting a big cock who is paid to pretend to love her.

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>>565292116
>weird roleplay

>>565292116
So you work for an agency right?
How much do you charge per evening?
Do you get to see a picture of your client before you see them in person?

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Are you forced to do shit with women that looked like they got pulled out of a drain and then sexual assaulted with a sledge hammer followed by being butt fucked by a yeti with raging STD's?

>>565292379
Mother/son. Rape.

I've fucked in a lot of teenage guys bedrooms, fucking their mom on their own bed. Never found any piss jugs so I doubt it was anyone from 4chan

are you currently in a relationship?
and if yes, does she know?

>>565291487
1.- how do you advertise on the internet?
2.- how much do you last in bed?
3.-Do they matter if you cum very fast?
4.-Do you always use condom?
5.-do you lick their vaginas without protection?

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>an actual interesting thread
what the fuck is happening

>>565291487
post dick already

>>565291487
>average age is 27

lol bullshit

>>565292814
No, yes. A girl I dated before knew and was cool with it, so long as I always came home to her.

>>565292985
1. Word of mouth is more effective once you get a rep in your city. Same with female hookers, except less stalkers.
2. Indefinitely with a condom, but I can force myself to cum if i want to gtfo
3. Never came up, but I'd give their money back
4. Yes, unless they have a very recent test. I get tested every 3 months
5. Yes

Whats the oldest you've ever done? And how was it?

>>565292587
the ones that want them sound like my type of women

>>565291487
Roughly how much do you make a week?
Do you try and make them feel special or just fuck em and leave?
Do you ever stick around after you screwed them? Ever get caught? Are you doing it legally?

>>565292330
>average age 27

>imagine friends mom

So most of your friends moms are 27?

Are you 8?

>>565293320
AVERAGE INCOMMUM FAG

>>565291487
Ethopian skinny faggggg lmao

>>565293352
55~? Women lie about their age. Wasn't bad.

>>565293493
Work varies. Im not out on the streets desperate. Of course I make them feel special. I'm paid to do so. Some women pay double for me to spend the night. I got caught and broke up a marriage, but thats an interesting story. I carry a pistol now.

>>565293842
I have a log of this. About 14k since January?

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>>565292587

>piss jugs

my sides OP

do the single ones want the bf experience or just the servicing?

do the married ones complain to you about their husbands?

>>565291487
i have an 8.3'' dick. How can i make any profit out of this?

>>565294090
Like I said, mostly married women. The single ones want to cuddle, the married ones usually feel guilty about it so I gtfo

How do you apply for this shit?

Also does it matter if you're a neckbeard?
Is your face hot? How much do the women care about your face?

You ever have to rough a John up because she wouldn't pay?

If you do it as often as you say you do I have two questions:
1.Do you enjoy sex with these women or you do it only for the money?
2.When are you going to call it quits/when is it not interesting anymore for your audience?

>>565294080
>I got caught and broke up a marriage, but thats an interesting story.

Let's here it.

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>>565294401
>rough a John up

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>>565294558
>as opposed to roughing a john down

>>565294558
that pic.

>>565291487

how would you rate your facial aesthetics?

also how the hell do you "bill" yourself as 10 inches when you're only 7.5

How did you become an escort?

>>565291487
I have a 19.9" dick,how can I put it in my ass?

>>565293320
>5. Yes
Acording to the internet, there are risks for oral gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and HPV if you do that.
1.- Are you scared of that?
2.- How many girls want cunninlingus? All of them?
3.- >I got caught and broke up a marriage, but thats an interesting story.
please greentext story of that
4.- Why the fuck a married woman hire you? What are the most common marriage problems?

Thank for the responses you based anon.

>>565294401
They're called Janes, and they pay upfront.

>>565294209
Some men are born with gifts like playing the violin. Use your gift.

>>565294289
I'm a neckbeard. My face isn't model grade, but its decent. The picture in OP is old, I have tats now and since then I got more work

>>565294465
I mean all sex is fun, but I wouldn't do it for free. If I got an STD or when I don't need cash.

>>565294730
7/10. Women are terrible at spacial reasoning.

>>565294262


do you charge by the half hour like most female sex workers?

if you were offered enough money would you have sex with a guy? if yes, how much?

>>565294730
Scientific survey says that individuals constantly overestimate how long a dick is after time has past.
I imagine it's very easy. Also, visually, a few inches doesn't really look that different.

>>565291487
What precautions do you take to avoid police/stings?

>>565294834
You ain't close to Jonah Falcon

did you make every women client cum?

>>565294976
>Some men are born with gifts like playing the violin. Use your gift.

yeah you're right. but i mean, how? I know how to sex pretty good, i think. but i have a gf and being an escort is kind of out of the way.

what other choices do i have? help me out bro

still waiting for some green texts

What if a girl record you with a hidden cam and upload to the internet? Do you look for cameras when you come to a house?

>>565294551
Ok this is weird. I actually broke up two. First one: Basically this dude came home to his wife getting fucked, didn't come in the room, tried to kill himself in the garage. They get a divorce, he apparently gets the computer in the settlement, a few months later I get an email from her account asking if I would fuck a guy. So i'm like 90% Sure he wanted to get cucked and fucked by the dude who ruined his life.

Like I said, weird.

>>565291487
Where will you meet them? When you first meet do you just get down to it or do you talk for a bit (if so what about, how do you stop it being awkward)

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>>565294976
That was a dumb analogy. No one is born with the ability to play the violin, you stupid whore

whats the weirdest fetish kinda thing you had to do?

did you ever reject a request? if so what

>>565295658
This is a great thread
but this is hilarious
how fucking often do you get to honestly call a dude a whore
I mean really

>>565291487
Is it hard finding a job with your cat head?

>>565295658
some have a tendency to play better, thats a natural ability

How old are you?
Would you fuck someone really really disgusting or do you have some kind selection?

>>565295482
Probably. Male escorting is a lot different than female. You fuck a female hooker, cum, leave. I charge on an hourly

>>565295575
This has probably happened. I wouldn't care but if shes a repeat customer Id want compensated.

>>565295646
Usually a hotel, like I said, married. Some like to meet in bars and cafes to size me up first. Yes, its very awkward. Like talking to a steak to see if its hot before you fuck it

>>565295723
Ass to mouth bareback. She got shit on my cock, saw what she did, then sucked it to get rid of the evidence. I drank a lot after that one. I rejected scat because the money wasn't right.

have you ever cummed b4 the girl?
if so, whats happened later?

>>565295613
Have you ever done a couple, like dude and chick, or several chicks? Basically anything more than 1?

>>565295613
And the second?

>>565295613
He was gunna murder you

>>565295493
its not about the dick, neckbeard. You've gotta have the rest first, the dick is just a plus once youre attractive to them

>>565291487
>>565294952
answer those pls

>>565295613
more like he wanted to put a bullet in the dude that ruined his life.

Is there some times where you don't want to have sex ? If yes how do you get hard ?

>>565294976
You didnt answer though. How do you apply? And how much do THEY care about your looks? Or do they only care about a nice body?

And how does word get out to the women? And how do they contact you?

>>565296006

so did the woman actually want you to shit on her? - i thought this only happens in porn

>>565296279
No. I can't really feel much with a condom. I'd give her money back. Like I said, repeat business.

>>565296293
I've got offered MFM 3ways before but i'm not into it.

I've fucked MFF once but that was college and not for money

do you ever feel regret for fucking married womens? you now.. they are cheating with you..

(sorry for my bad english..)

how old are you?
have you had any clients that are younger then you? or less then 22?

>>565296717
Not right on her. She either wanted me to shit in a hotel bathtub or on a glass table if the hotel had one

>>565296903
There is not emotion involved

>>565291487
How would you feel if a jane asked you to take her virginity?

What do you say to them when you meet them for the first time? What does the conversation go like?

Do your friends and family know What you're doing? What do you saying you do when you leave at night? Also Can you post an full body nude? No homo of course

>>565291487
how long do you last?

OP I am extremely envious of you and would love to do what you do. Praise lord OP

>>565297253
i guessed so.. but you dont fell guilty?

>>565297448

The fuck, are you blind ? he actually answered it like 3 times in the thread

>>565297271
Would you do 'it'...?

>>565297491
*feel!

>>565297275
I'd charge extra, because she would likely pay extra for it :D

>>565297329
Like I said, i'm a neckbeard, very little convo occurs. We both know why we're there. Its like striking up a convo with the guy at mcdonalds

>>565297397
Eventually

>>565297448
Indefinitely. Standard rate is $200 for an hour and a half, but since I can last longer I can ask for extra payment. I use my phones stopwatch

>>565291972
He pulls his dick out at preschools

>>565297192
answer this please!

>>565297192
I'm 25. I've fucked 18 year olds, college aged when I was in undergrad.

>>565297467
Truly, gods work.

>>565297708
Have you ever kept going despite of the time exceeding because you were enjoying it

>>565298007
You said you got hooked up through your ex stripper, know of any other ways?

>>565298007
holy shit i wish :P
those 18 years old were clients?

>>565296641
answer this, whore !

>>565298007
18yo use escorts?!

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>>565292249

>>565297708
If this is just pumping, no convo, no emotions,, won't you be replaced by a fucking machine in 5 years?

>>565298007
what did you major in?

>>565291487

How do you become one?

I'm good looking, I'm good in bed, I value money more than morals.

>>565298007
A 20yo fat ugly as fuck bitch comes to you asking for salvation from virginity as she knows her body is getting worse and worse with time.
Wat do?

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>>565298014
Enjoying it? no. I wanted paid

>>565298247
Never understimate how many boyfriends of these girls cant get shit done. A lot of women have never had an orgasm from sex

>>565298291
If I can't maintain an erection i don't meet them

>>565298452
Dildoes and vibrators exist but don't tell that to women!!!

This is my cock, soft

>>565298007
Acording to the internet if you do oral cunnilingus, there are risks for oral gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and HPV
1.- Are you scared of that?
2.- How many girls want cunninlingus? All of them?
3.- Why the fuck a married woman hire you? What are the most common marriage problems?

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>>565291805
>>565291924
>>565292105
>>565292472
>>565292556
>>565293887
>>565295658

ITT: tubby jealous virgins

>>565298772
Foreplay comes in the form of fingers and lots of lube. Oral is extra (for me to do to them) Problems include small dick syndrome and minutemen.

>>565298695
I can't teach you how to fuck fish for money, you have to teach yourself.

>>565298749
$500 and you're paying the hotel for bloody sheets

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>>565291924
>implying you aren't a fat fuck
>implying you aren't mad hes better looking than you

>>565298764
What's the strangest thing a client has requested?

>>565299134
Theres a lot, its hard to remember. I do piss a lot, because I personally enjoy pissing on married women.

A jane wanted a threeway between me and her dog.

>>565299105
Just wanna say thanks for doing this thread OP, I learned a lot. Keep up the Lord's work anon, you're making us proud

>>565298764
Have you ever attracted to one of your clients? (not sexuely).. even a little bit?

what heve u done with it?

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>>565299105
>$500 and you're paying the hotel for bloody sheets

>>565299315
Lel.

What was your response to that?

>>565299359
THANK YOU. An actually interesting question. I was 20 when I fucked this 30 year old who lived in an apartment. She is hands down the best sex i've ever had. I still fuck her on occasion (for free)

Sorry if I missed any questions. Keep quoting them if you want one answered that isn't HURR DURR HOW TO FUCK 4 GOLD

>>565299105
Confirmed not escort, ever other male escort (myself included) I've talked to, will absolutely not do oral, very good way to get std's and then pass them onto other clients and ruin yourself. 2/10 kill yourself.

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it's been a long time since i've seen a thread this long without OP being called a faggot

>>565299561
HURR DUR4 HOW 2 FUCK 4 GOLD?

>>565299561
So are you doing this out of necessity, or did you just kind of look in the mirror one day and think "Yeah, I could do that."

Because by the way you tell us about yourself, you don't seem to be in a desperate situation or anything

>>565299561
ever had problems with cumming too early?

If you were fucking one of your clients and their husband came home, what would you do?

Yes, I know you carry a pistol.

>>565299561
youre wellcome ;)

have you dated (or something like that) any other clients?

>>565299561
why do married women hire your servides? Which are the most common marriage problems?

Let's say you didn't make a client cum and she demands to get her money back, what would you do?

>>565299656
Right, because all escorts around the world won't do oral.

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>>565294834

There was a jpg recently showing you how but it's 404

Sauce?

how long are you doing this?

>>565299656
STD transmission is pretty low actually. I check for open sores, and get tested 4 times a year. A lot of women just want sex (or sometimes just to watch me jack off)

>>565299802
Well, I was fucking my girlfriend one day, and she said "you know you could get paid for this". The sun came out, the skies parted, and i've never looked back. If you're good at something don't do it for free.

>>565299954
Nothing personal man. Probably anonymously call the cops if I thought he was gonna beat her.

>>565299956
I've gone on a short vacation with one. No dating

ALSO: another weird story. A jane asked me to cum on a sandwich so she could feed it to her husband.

>>565300305
>ALSO: another weird story. A jane asked me to cum on a sandwich so she could feed it to her husband.

LOL did you said yes? also- whats "jane?

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>>565300305
>A jane asked me to cum on a sandwich so she could feed it to her husband.

>>565299561
Do you get black chicks? What's the ethnic diversity like? Which ones are the best at sex? What's the most unexpected race woman that has fucked you

>>565300591
I think it's a male version of "john" - a hooker client.

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>>565291487

Look at the shanty ass place he lives... In your dreams pal.

>>565300759
ohh ok thanks anon

>>565300591
Yes. She also asked me to urinate in an apple juice bottle. Before you ask, yes.

>>565300747
black chicks statistically have more STDs, so only if they're fairly hot. My city has a lot of asian girls FOB that im pretty sure have only ever had sex with me. I think I fucked a haiwaiian once, she smelled like spam

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>>565300305
>A jane asked me to cum on a sandwich so she could feed it to her husband.

>>565300305
You obviously have to have frequent big loads, how do you do this? Also, I know you said you wouldnt spoon feed us, but any tips whatsoever on how to get in this?

have you ever had a virgin client? how was it?

>>565301123
Ever got any Indian chicks? Muslim chicks?

My question is this, do you still go through with things when a woman informs you that she has an STD? I once had a lady that I met on POF tell me that she had the herp and I ended up not following through with the experience out of fear that if catch it.

>>565301123
why don't you start a blog and make some money off of it

can someone explain how so many anons are falling for this fake?

>>565299315
>I do piss a lot, because I personally enjoy pissing on married women.
mahnigga.jpg

>>565301558
THIS

>>565301262
My loads really aren't all that important, sometimes clients get their 3, 5 whatever orgasms and say I can leave early.

In order to get into this business, you must head east of the shire, past the realm of rohan, over the misty mountains. There you will meet a man with a goldtooth named Quin'darius Hoesmack. He will show you the way, friend.

>>565301318
Huh, never really asked. I've seen blood before, but she may have just been tight.

>>565301471
Yes. They were all college students, so, young and fairly hot.

>>565301556
I ask honestly. Most of these women are repeat clients. before I go bareback we trade recent STD tests. if I knew she had something untreatable I would 0/10 not bang.

>>565301558
if theres interest i'll keep doing catface threads

>>565301734
Some of them ask to keep the condoms afterwards. Or lick my ass and say they're going home to kiss their hubbies.

>>565301901
> Huh, never really asked. I've seen blood before, but she may have just been tight.

period? if so, do you even care?

>>565301901
Which country do you think the Muslim chicks were from

>>565301901
That's pretty cool, like nothing ever happened. Haha fair enough, you will keep your gifts to yourself. You have answered all my questions and are straight up badass, have fun with your milf fucking. Today OP is a legend.

Is a little over 7inches too small for an escort.
Really all I know about male escorts is the show Hung.

I usually get compliments about how good I am in bed.
On girl wouldn't leave until I accused her of being a sex addict.

>>565301901
>Some of them ask to keep the condoms afterwards.
I got some bad news for you, maybe a women impregnated herself with your sperm and now you have a baby

>>565302881
are you 16?

>>565302391
They were lightskinned and smelled decent so i'd say iranian

>>565302775
Some chicks embrace their cheating ways, then cry while I mop up and leave.

>>565302881
Nah, I know some guys with 5.5. its about technique man

>>565303056
Spermicidal condoms. All the taste, none of the babies

Further topics of discussion
1. Female vs Male escorting
2. Most i've gotten paid
3. Weirdest place

>>565297708
I garuntee family and friends fun out enventually

>>565302287
please answer man.

and- have you ever fucked a client and then saw that shes on her period?

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>>565300305
>A jane asked me to cum on a sandwich so she could feed it to her husband.
this is why I lurk /b/

gold

>>565303265
Okay, good to know. Just wasn't sure if size was the main important thing.
Do women expect multiple orgasms?

My sexual performance is of utmost importance to me.
I aim to please and always succeed.


Op would you consider yourself a cocksmith?
Also what's the most orgasms you've caused in 15-20 mins?

Also are many of your clients fat?

>>565303265
>1. Female vs Male escorting
>2. Most i've gotten paid
>3. Weirdest place

Go

>>565303265
You ever been a bull for a cuckold relationship? And if so, how did you feel having the husband watch as you fucked his wife? Was there any kinky stuff involving him after the deed?

>>565303373
I've been drunk at night walking streets and have seen a client. I really don't care who finds out unless it hurts business.

>>565303508
Before or during. I won't fuck red pussy but a client did get hers during the act. or maybe she just bled. they dont pay me to care, just to pretend to.

>>565303784
I fucked a woman in the backseat of her car and she asked me what time it was, then told me to get out because she had to pick her kids up from school. Enjoy the wet spot kiddos!

>>565303948
Keep in mind, these women have such low expectations they'd pay for good sex. I think this woman came over 30 times in an hour and a half. it was more like one long one really

short break, not leaving thread

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>>565303087
23 yesterday nigger, but I lost my v-card at 14.
Sex is kind of like a game to me, how many girls I can get, how many times I can make them orgasm.
I've been single for the past 3 years because I get laid all the time and just don't want to put in the effort a relationship requires.

>>565304546
Happy late birthday my nigger.

>>565304364
Some advice to start with this bussiness? I dont't have any contacts so, how do I advertise on the internet?

>>565304364
Mah nigger, my best was 12 in I think 17 mins or so.
This was the nympho that I literally had to kick out of my house though.


How did you start, just an ad on craigslist?
Dick pick included?

>>565304985
Read the fucking thread, he already answered these.

>>565295613
sometimes the only way to deal with something that fucks you up so bad, I reckon
>is to be-come it

>>565297708
You use a stopwatch? That's tacky man.

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>>565304985
>>565304959

Please stop asking me how to start. I really don't know. I fell dick first into this profession and fucked my way out.

>>565295613
Second story is long, but heres the tl:dr I caused the divorce of a local smalltime politician


More random stuff:
-most clients in one day, two
-yes, I have been queefed on. she gave me an extra $10 :3
- i wouldn't do porn, i actually find it distasteful
-am I worried about cops: no
- clients in my stable: 30 total, 16 regulars

ok, break time. keep the questions coming

>>565305414
Late to the convo nigger, no need to be angry.
could you maybe link a post and be helpful rather then being an angry neckbeard.

any tips for really great sex, like positions you do to really get clients off?

>>565305917
How can you last so long? Do you have some special exercises?

btw. you look like jew from the auschwitz, no offense

>>565305917
I read in another post you charge 200 dolllars for 1.5 hours, isn't that too much? you have 16 regular customer that pays that amount of money?

How the fuck you last so long in bed? any tips?

>>565297708
>indefinetely

is that actually that rare that women will pay for that?
average looks and dick here but can fuck indefinitely as well.
Would that be enough for becoming a call boy?

(hypothetically asking since it is degenerate imo)

>>565305414
>>565299802
>"Well, I was fucking my girlfriend one day, and she said "you know you could get paid for this". The sun came out, the skies parted, and i've never looked back. If you're good at something don't do it for free."

She was a stripperfag and got him in the business.

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>>565306750
>auschwitz
some jelly fags in here

How did you start in the business?

Nah joking, you said something about doing the escort beside your job.
Are there any problems involved, like coming in touch with any cheated-on husband, crazy clients, or how would your boss react if they found out what you were doing

tl,dr: does/could the escort affect your main job

Where'd you learn your techniques OP? repeated practice or did you have to study up?

>>565306448
Pinning their legs behind their head works, but if you hit the cervix it can be a turn off

>>565306750
I don't feel much with condoms, but if I feel like im getting close I do math problems in my head. works like a charm. And no offense taken, these pictures are old.

>>565306973
They pay for cleanliness, consistancy, and fetish shit. One woman only meets me in winter when I grow a bear.

>>565307036
hypothetically yes.

>>565307393
Oh yes, I read Sun Tzus art of sex. that and lots of cosmopolitan

>>565307221
what the fuck, looking like a little trap doesnt make you more manlier

>>565307036
So can I, with a condom on.
The question is are you cut?
And does this happen when your not wearing a jimmy?
>>565304775
Thanks nigger, much appreciated.

>>565307534
how long does it take to grow a bear? do they require being watered often?

>>565307534
>grow a bear
some weird fetish shit there

>>565307679
My point is that his body looks literally identical to a champion Olympian, and you look like the Michelin Man

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>>565307534
> math problems

gonna try it

>>565307534
i count up in 17's or 29's, that actually makes you last forever! That pull their legs up trick is also a goldmine of brilliance.

>>565307728
Im cut. When going in raw i just think about math or chess or something unsexual.

Women pay for me to be quiet too, IE not blackmail them to their husband. Female hookers will pull this shit. I fucked a woman in her house so hard she passed out. A female hooker in my poisition would have robbed the place.

>>565291487

you like weak as fuck m80. lift more faggot

>>565307872
so you know how do I look

are you rapist?

>>565308072
I wouldn't even rape you with your own torn off dick, tubby bitch

at the end of the day i fuck women as a hobby and get paid for it. the attempted trolls in this thread remind me of dudes who comment on porn sites saying "dude has a weird butthole"

a jane once said she was taking me to dinner. I already had a hotel room so I told her to come up. she brought me a plain mcchicken.

>>565308505
>plain
bitch, what are you doing?!

>>565308505

did you send her squawking with some fowl sex in the room afterwards?

>>565307980
Uncut master race reporting in, anon I'm sorry your parents did such a horrible thing to you.

Just jokes nigger, raw I have to actively stop myself from reaching climax.


>female hookers are no where near the level male hookers are.
What does it take to be a female hooker, oh right nothing.

>>565308505
Will you still work if you are visiting a new city? if so how do you find your clients?

>>565308832
no. i jizzed on it then told her to take it home

>>565307728

not cut.

if i am wearing a condom it is very hard to cum for me. i have to focus a lot to finish.

if i dont wear a condom (which is very rare these days) it feels much better. i can cum much much faster without a condom.
however, i still can delay my orgasm and theoretically fuck as long as i want unless i dont care and just want to cum.

also: i cant cum from blow- and handjobs

>>565308983
nothing wrong with a fertile sandwhich

>>565308229
wow so edgy

stay faggy whity boi

>>565308979
Nah, in theory I would but I don't have the communication structure I have here. I know some of these girls first names. One invited me to her sons kindergarten graduation. it was a blast

>Average age is about 27

you mean 40 year old fatties lol

OP, have you ever had an awkward encounter with someone who's hired you that you knew? Family, friends, etc.

>>565309190
what city OP?
toronto?

>>565309190
That's real cute, Callnon
What is your favourite colour?

>>565309190

>kindergarten graduation

>timmy, this is the man that makes mommy feel good

>say hi timmy

do escorts file taxes?

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>>565309314
That client is already fat, you think she'd want me to think less of her by telling me her real age?

as far as females go, escorts are awesome. they mostly spend their money on blow, but they're fun to party with. hookers on the other hand are scum.

probably strange to hear me pass judgement on others in my same profession

>>565309652
uhh the two marriages I ruined

>>565309832
green

>>565309836
i didn't actually go

come on, wheres the good questions? Like have I ever payed a female? Or murdered one

>>565309972

if they pay in straight up cash i'd see no reason to. There is no "paper trail" that paying with a credit card usually leaves.

>>565309972
Lol nigger you're. No, they dont.

>>565309015
what's the secret to not cumming so fast? how can i practice stamina? 5 pumps and im done

>>565310041
those marriages were doomed by the fact that the women were looking for sec from others

What do you wear?

E.g dressing for the occasion

ever had an underage client?

>>565310041
fag which city???
if theres 300,000+ shouldnt matter if u say

>>565310041

has a woman ever told you she "didn't like" a certain thing you did or said "no" when you took a situation too far?

also have any of them told you to shave smooth before getting near them? i mean face and pubes.

>>565310041
Ever gotten contacted by someone you know? Acquaintance or friend of friend, that kind of shit.

How much effort do you put into your hygiene?
Do you work out?

>>565310102
>>565310083
being an escort is actually legal, escorts are payed for their time only. Everything that happens is between 2 consenting adults.

>>565310424
>6 year old giving him a hundy to spunk in her ass

>>565310041
do you live in atlanta?

ever have a jane with rank stinky ass vagina? do you hesitate to fuck it or do u not care since you're getting paid?

>>565310041
Have you ever payed a female? Or murdered one?

Also, >>565304284

>>565309972
no but we do get performance reviews and have to meet with HR if we get complained about

>>565310365
usually street gear. i have a big lockbox filled with toys and gear and fetish shit

>>565310424
if im meeting someone for the first time and they look too young (like under 25) i check ID

>>565310523
not currently taking new clients

>>565310524
on occasion i finger too hard. one weird thing about me is that im pretty much totally silent when I do cum. kind of offputting

i shave and trim in general but some request hair (like the one who only hires me when I have a winter bear)

>>565310578
Yes. My aunt. theres a reason I blur my face

>>565310607
I shower and shave shortly before meeting. One client actually likes me to smell a bit, sends me to the gym beforehand. shes bought my underwear that I wore for a week and kept it in a ziploc bag in her freezer.

>>565310854
These are mostly multiple visit ladies. if they're stanky i tell them to hop in the hotel shower and destankify. also butthole and lower back hair. shave that shit


good questions

>>565310713
I was thinking more rich 15yo with a fake id.

>>565311047
Paid one, yes. When I was 16 i paid a girl in my school two g's of weed to bareback and creampie in her ass. pretty good price even after inflation.

never murdered a hooker. can't murder something that isn't a people

>>565304284
Not that I know of. I suspect one time, i met at this womans house. the room next to the master bedroom was shut, and she moaned really really loudly. husband in the next room maybe? idk

>>565311153
but the scenario I proposed is the more realistic one

>>565311312
seriously though, i don't see the problem in knowing the city.

>300,000 population
>lots of blacks

gotta be atlanta.

>>565311490

he also said lots of FOB asians, so i was guessing west coast, like LA SF or Portland/Seattle

>>565311153
Nigger, 15 year olds get laid all the time.
Were you never 15?
Its when they get a little older and chubbier they are willing to pay for good sex.
Good sex to a 15 year old is any sex.

Your info? Age, location, cost?

>>565311312
1. Ever had a run in with the police?
2. You ever had to kill another human?
3. Any clients ever try to shove something up your but?

do most of your clients cum during ur visit? Is that a goal you try and achieve to leave her satisfied? if so, is there a technique u use to make her cum in the short amount of time?

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>>565292105
Girls like a "little more booty to hold at night" too huh?

Fat shill. No one likes your overweight obesity issues. Stop promoting an unhealthy lifestyle because you're too lazy to better yourself

>>565311661
lost my virginity at 27 man.

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>>565297852
kek

>>565310250

kind of hard to answer. ive always had a pretty decent stamina tbh. of course there were times when i came too early when i was younger. this were very rare exceptions though.

i believe it helped that i indirectly practiced my stamina while masturbating in my teens. egding a lot and learning to control your pc muscles (didnt know that term back then).

it is hard to explain but if you flex them in a certain way you feel it is like you "deflect" the urge to cum. basically like a lightning conductor.
thats how i lasted 1 hour+ in my early 20s.

tbh 1 hour is usually when it starts getting uncomfortable. for you and for the girl. i once had raw sex for 4+ hours because the girl as well as i were retards and nobody wanted to quit first. it hurts and i only good for bragging. not for pleasure.

since my mid 20s i dont have to hold back anylonger though. it is hard for me to reach orgasm now. i have perfect erections though.
this started after my then girlfriend broke my heart and left me for my best friend.
i retaliated by fucking his ex girlfirend and but have problems achieving orgasm since then (im 30 now)

>>565312042
Rough bro, am sorry to hear that.

>>565294262
Do you ever think about telling their husbands?
Don't these women disgust you sometimes?

>>565299561
How was the 30yr old best sex? Greentext?

>>565291487
why dont you get a real job

>>565312181
Dude fuck off we know you're not OP

>>565311618
lots of asians in atlanta, bro.
seriously, take a ride into the richer areas and suddenly japan fucking everywhere. it's weird.

>>565312042
So you are basically me from the future? I'm currently 18, but i'm so fucking beta and shy i don't belive anything will happen in the next years

ever been fooled by a tranny?

Ever >>565312792
shit I was just about to ask this

>>565311792
Never had a run in, not worried about it. theres 50 year old crack whores that have been busted like 20 times. still walking the streets. its not like 3 strikes and you're done type crime

2.) i killed two gooks in vietnam. was there on vacation last year

3.) Yeah. rubbing my prostate is $500 extra on top of cost. client offered me $1000 extra if she could peg. dont need the money that bad to hurt my pooper

>>565311862
Every time. Like I have repeated ad nauseum, repeat business is key. I get very very few one timers. Know your anatomy, know her signs, its pretty fucking simple. Women are not atom bombs

if you need to last longer in bed print this thread out and staple it to the back of her head during the act. when you cum try not to fart or call her mommy.

speaking of farting, thats another story

>>565312531
Nah. Theres no money in that. im sure someones hired a PI to try to find out. nothing truly disgusts me, if it did im in the wrong business

>>565312597
She was tight, knew what she was doing, let me bang her pooper. Cleaned my cock after, bought me chipotle

>>565312623
i make 49k a year in my vanilla job

>>565312792
nah. I know some personally though. they are a niche group and they make much, much more than me or other escorts. only like LA class or vegas whores would make more than a convincing trap

>>565312963
Have you ever been hired by a trap/tranny?

Green text the best sex story... tldr on the best parts is fine

How do you even get into contact with male escorts, that's fucking awesome! It's about damn time too! So, craigslist?

>>565312781
maybe, I've always been a filthy pervert porn and solo wise. at 26 I grew some balls and went to a fetish party/event and things got better from there.

>>565312963
ever fuck a tranny

>>565311862

read the fucking thread. Its not hard you dumb autistic aspie, that one has been asked like dozen times already. I wont answer you, he wont answer you, noone will do your fucking task for you, but let me explain:

1. mark and copy ImJyk7yF
2. press ctrl+F
3. start at the top of the page, read his answer, press downward arrow
4. repeat
5. ????
6. PROFIT!


>>565312649
>what is ID change after router restart

>>565312649

i never said i am OP. I just answered the questions that were directed at me.....

Every newfag can see thaat I am not OP, sherlock

>>565311618
Boston is around that population, with a big segregated black population and lots of Asians at the primo schools

>>565291487
As a male ESCORT and not prostitute, do women pay you just to take them out for an evening, or is it 100% guaranteed you will sleep with them?

>>565313131
probably. obviously didn't do it. i'd probably charge 5x my rate for anal

>>565313215
wouldn't recommend it.

>>565313351
you are not OP. this is the TRUE and HONEST catface of RUCKERSVILLE VIRGINIA

i'm not actually from VA

>>565291487
>1. No, I don't fuck men
you make sweet sweeet love to them, amirite?

>>565313564
Yes. But they're few and far between. Lets be honest, I fuck for money. People aren't "hygiene technicians" they're fucking janitors.

but yes, some women have had extra tickets for trips and brought me along. one woman paid my hour and a half rate ($250) for me to hold her hand and walk around my city in winter time.

That depressed me way more than the homewrecking ;_;

>>565313572
i know i am not OP, what the fuck, i am just telling him how to find your answers and letting him know you already answered his question before. Stop being so touchy

>>565311067
lol shutup homo
what city common tell me

>>565291487
ever considered working for the porn industry? or is this just something completely different?

Please be honest with "how handsome" you are. Because for example I'm never been in a treasome or be wanted by hot females because I'm not enough handsome to be a fantasy.

>>565313572
Tell the story about the 2 guys you killed in 'nam

>>565312963
what's the most you've earned in one night?
do you see yourself doing this at 30+?
do you do drugs?
can you suck yourself?

fun time, can you resolve this without searching on the net: (t)30 (n)9 (f)5 (?)4
replace ? by the correct letter. i, t, n, f, c

>>565291487
How did you start? Did you make a website?

>>565314184
Thought about it, yes. Went to a set once, not as an actor, just to see. Porn is extremely unsexy if you're actually there and not safely watching behind a computer screen.

>>565314190
Overall, 7/10. What matters more is not the physics but how you look when she thinks of you when her fat husband is on top of her stinking of beer and cums after 10 seconds.

The next morning she calls you and hits an atm.

>>565314462
$2000, one woman, a bunch of stuff. I guess i hit all the right buttons because it was originally for $1250. I drink and smoke weed, no hard drugs.

If women keep paying me to do so i'll do it until i'm 80. The GILF market is a sellers market.

Can't suck myself. Don't need to. I don't even jack off. Just text the hottest one (30) or the kinkiest (Josie) and tell them i'll throw a freebie

>>565291487

>implying any 27 year old woman would pay to have sex with a skinny little faggot like you
>implying you're not trolling

>>565315051
Please see >>565312004

>>565315051
Would you tell an escort your real name? No? Then why be honest about your fucking age?

>>565315045
aw, you did not resolve my thing. whatever.

did one asked you to piss inside her vagina? how does it feels?

How did you start OP?

I was talking to my friends about this profession a few weeks ago... As a male, it isn't as shameful of a profession is it? Or male stripper?

Have you considered selling prints?

>>565315472
whats your escort name?

How can you bring yourself to have sex with other mens wives?

>>565315839
Vagina? No. Asshole, yes. That was actually fun and i've never seen it in porn

>>565315875
The next person to ask this question had better give me their moms cell so I can fuck her on their bed and cum in their pizza lunchable

>>565315923
My sex game is good but i'm not an artist kind sir

>>565316053
Timmy the Fag Strangler.

>>565316282
Well, first I get an erection
2. ???
3. Profit

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>>565315045
Do you go down on women? If so, aren't you afraid of STDs when you are doing oral sex?

>>565316536
Do you know how to read?
Did you consider reading OP's answers before asking a question?

>>565309015
You sound like my boyfriend. He couldn't cum from blowjobs, (no, I don't give shitty head, every other guy I've ever blown has busted in about 5-10 minutes) never has and never will. My pussy is the only one that's made him cum. I think he's broken

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>>565316424
Are you a virgin yet?

>>565291487

>>565307302

answer my question

Why doesn't it bother you to have sex with other mens wives?

>>565311067
>Yes. My aunt. theres a reason I blur my face

Tell us a story, OP. About you and your aunt.

>>565316637
He probably death-grips while fapping, makes it a lot harder for someone to cum from BJs.

>>565316637
I have this issue too, and I honestly think its the suction aspect of it.
I can feel it inside me just waiting to burst out, but it usually doesn't happen unless they stop sucking.
Do you swallow?

>>565316629
No, I just quoted a random answer from him and asked. I guess he has already answered my question

>>565316637
Same for me, really. One of the reasons why 30 is my favorite fuck of all time is because she genuinely made me cum from head.

Its more of a control thing for me. While recieving head I can't control the pleasure I get like during sex or when I used to masturbate.

>>565317186
is this actually backed up by fact?

>>565313875
Wow to hold hands.... She probably went home and cried after that ahah.

>>565316424
alright. something you hate to do? (job related)
your best TV show? (no good questions atm)

>>565316637
I have that same issue with BJs, several of my GFs have tried but i never have been able to. Oddly it always just has this weird tickle sort of feeling.

I think 7 or 8 girls have tried that i've been with

>>565317368
I too enjoy head more then sex, but have a harder time getting there.
often I switch back to pussy then pull out and finish on their face or tongue.

>>565317368

Damn op, you did it. I remember i tried to get into the buisness when i was 16. I live in norway so things here are very deprissive, like everybody here lives in this A4 paper. Education, get a job, have kids and die. Divorce is very common, almost all of my friends parents are divorced and have step parents. Started off in a norwegian hook up website, met some 40's and friends moms actually. At first i did because i was a horny teenager, fuckd 7 mom's and afterwards i thought that i can make serious cash in this. Some moms back'd off becuase of my age at the time and they regret it. Still wanted to go with my plan and wanted to build a network with regular clients. Told my brother and he liked the idea but told me to wait, too young and unexperienced. Two years passed, still thinkin about it, but dont think i have the heart to do it now, first i had to fix some thins in my life. Its very depressing actually

That being said, i now have the experience and know some kinky tricks and can easily read people.Eyes on the cash, get the job done and gtfo. That's how it is, no emotions and just 100% on the roleplay and satisfied the costumer.

My question op, can you live with this? I know its just a job, and im not asking about the clients, im asking about you. Dont you feel your hurting yourself? As i said, as soonest i get my shit together and my self esteem, im going to try it out.

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good thread OP (compared to the usual drivel on b/ in recent times)

Do they want a lot of foreplay, or just as enough to make them wet so you can start fucking? Do they prefer romantic or hard sex?

>>565317531
My money is paid upfront, always, with the option of adding things on then getting paid at the end. I genuinely thought we were talking to her apartment for like an hour.

At the end she said "We should do this again some time". I think. I try to repress that one.

>>565317539
Ehh, rimming because I have to shave my ass, then I have prickly butt hair. Not all that big on getting fingered, hence the price.

Sopranos. I'd fuck Tonys wife even if I was gonna get whacked

>>565317970
Being a sociopath helps. The dude at McDonalds gets paid for services rendered, I just get to have fun and do it with my cock.

>>565317974
Archive when? Just kidding. I'll probably do a catface 2 when this thread 404s.

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approapriate thread to ask with all you virgin sex experts I guess, I have fucked too many girls raw dog, and have, like OP some small things on my dick that I have circled in red. Is this HPV? I know about the dots on the shaft, but I have them on the top as well.

did you ever have to pop viagra to get it hard?

>>565317970

He gets paid cash money to fuck women. How do you think he feels?

Now I understand why men like this shit.

>>565318302
It's cancer

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>>565312963
>i killed two gooks in vietnam. was there on vacation last year
fuck the escort shit, let's talk about this

>>565317497
No, not really. I used to deathgrip so much while fapping and I never enjoyed BJs until I stopped.

Found out it was the case for some other /b/tards from a thread a year ago.

>>565318302
That's a hair follicle...

>>565318279
Time is a factor. Like literally, I get paid if we go over the alotted 1:30. Some light fingering with lube works wonders. Most like to be fucked like animals.

>>565318302
You saved a picture of my cock! Way to make me look stupid! That picture is from a year ago and my most recent STD test (6/10) says i'm clean. Make sure that pic is your background when you finally turn on your helium tank!

>>565318531
Nah. I have some on hand, never use it. Some of my fellow workers swear by it though. They fuck lardbeasts on camera sometimes :( think SSBBW porn.

>>565318616
Like what?

>>565312963
>speaking of farting, thats another story
please continue

>>565318770
I guess somebody would have needed MASSIVE SARCASM QUOTES

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>>565318567

>pic related, its op