Ask a male escort anything.
1. No, I don't fuck men
2. My penis is 7.5 long, but I bill myself as 10
3. I get a "new" client about once every two weeks, but lots of repeat business
4. Average age is about 27
5. Yes, most of them are married
6. No, I don't have any STDs
7. Yes, I have a list of "extras" like fetish shit that I charge extra for.
8. Yes, you can take pictures, just no face unless I give permission
9. No, I don't have a pimp
Two years, 3 months. This isn't my main job, more of a supplement to income. I live in a city of 300k
Choking, weird roleplay, uniforms. Theres probably more. Most girls go for vanilla, missionary shit though.
Girls like skinny fags.
My ex-ex was a stripper, she sold me up. She never hooked as far as I know.
Just think of your moms friends and imagine them lonely and wanting a big cock who is paid to pretend to love her.
Are you forced to do shit with women that looked like they got pulled out of a drain and then sexual assaulted with a sledge hammer followed by being butt fucked by a yeti with raging STD's?
1.- how do you advertise on the internet?
2.- how much do you last in bed?
3.-Do they matter if you cum very fast?
4.-Do you always use condom?
5.-do you lick their vaginas without protection?
>an actual interesting thread
what the fuck is happening
No, yes. A girl I dated before knew and was cool with it, so long as I always came home to her.
1. Word of mouth is more effective once you get a rep in your city. Same with female hookers, except less stalkers.
2. Indefinitely with a condom, but I can force myself to cum if i want to gtfo
3. Never came up, but I'd give their money back
4. Yes, unless they have a very recent test. I get tested every 3 months
Roughly how much do you make a week?
Do you try and make them feel special or just fuck em and leave?
Do you ever stick around after you screwed them? Ever get caught? Are you doing it legally?
55~? Women lie about their age. Wasn't bad.
Work varies. Im not out on the streets desperate. Of course I make them feel special. I'm paid to do so. Some women pay double for me to spend the night. I got caught and broke up a marriage, but thats an interesting story. I carry a pistol now.
I have a log of this. About 14k since January?
my sides OP
do the single ones want the bf experience or just the servicing?
do the married ones complain to you about their husbands?
If you do it as often as you say you do I have two questions:
1.Do you enjoy sex with these women or you do it only for the money?
2.When are you going to call it quits/when is it not interesting anymore for your audience?
Acording to the internet, there are risks for oral gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and HPV if you do that.
1.- Are you scared of that?
2.- How many girls want cunninlingus? All of them?
3.- >I got caught and broke up a marriage, but thats an interesting story.
please greentext story of that
4.- Why the fuck a married woman hire you? What are the most common marriage problems?
Thank for the responses you based anon.
They're called Janes, and they pay upfront.
Some men are born with gifts like playing the violin. Use your gift.
I'm a neckbeard. My face isn't model grade, but its decent. The picture in OP is old, I have tats now and since then I got more work
I mean all sex is fun, but I wouldn't do it for free. If I got an STD or when I don't need cash.
7/10. Women are terrible at spacial reasoning.
Scientific survey says that individuals constantly overestimate how long a dick is after time has past.
I imagine it's very easy. Also, visually, a few inches doesn't really look that different.
>Some men are born with gifts like playing the violin. Use your gift.
yeah you're right. but i mean, how? I know how to sex pretty good, i think. but i have a gf and being an escort is kind of out of the way.
what other choices do i have? help me out bro
Ok this is weird. I actually broke up two. First one: Basically this dude came home to his wife getting fucked, didn't come in the room, tried to kill himself in the garage. They get a divorce, he apparently gets the computer in the settlement, a few months later I get an email from her account asking if I would fuck a guy. So i'm like 90% Sure he wanted to get cucked and fucked by the dude who ruined his life.
Like I said, weird.
That was a dumb analogy. No one is born with the ability to play the violin, you stupid whore
Probably. Male escorting is a lot different than female. You fuck a female hooker, cum, leave. I charge on an hourly
This has probably happened. I wouldn't care but if shes a repeat customer Id want compensated.
Usually a hotel, like I said, married. Some like to meet in bars and cafes to size me up first. Yes, its very awkward. Like talking to a steak to see if its hot before you fuck it
Ass to mouth bareback. She got shit on my cock, saw what she did, then sucked it to get rid of the evidence. I drank a lot after that one. I rejected scat because the money wasn't right.
You didnt answer though. How do you apply? And how much do THEY care about your looks? Or do they only care about a nice body?
And how does word get out to the women? And how do they contact you?
No. I can't really feel much with a condom. I'd give her money back. Like I said, repeat business.
I've got offered MFM 3ways before but i'm not into it.
I've fucked MFF once but that was college and not for money
I'd charge extra, because she would likely pay extra for it :D
Like I said, i'm a neckbeard, very little convo occurs. We both know why we're there. Its like striking up a convo with the guy at mcdonalds
Indefinitely. Standard rate is $200 for an hour and a half, but since I can last longer I can ask for extra payment. I use my phones stopwatch
Enjoying it? no. I wanted paid
Never understimate how many boyfriends of these girls cant get shit done. A lot of women have never had an orgasm from sex
If I can't maintain an erection i don't meet them
Dildoes and vibrators exist but don't tell that to women!!!
This is my cock, soft
Acording to the internet if you do oral cunnilingus, there are risks for oral gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and HPV
1.- Are you scared of that?
2.- How many girls want cunninlingus? All of them?
3.- Why the fuck a married woman hire you? What are the most common marriage problems?
ITT: tubby jealous virgins
Foreplay comes in the form of fingers and lots of lube. Oral is extra (for me to do to them) Problems include small dick syndrome and minutemen.
I can't teach you how to fuck fish for money, you have to teach yourself.
$500 and you're paying the hotel for bloody sheets
>implying you aren't a fat fuck
>implying you aren't mad hes better looking than you
>$500 and you're paying the hotel for bloody sheets
THANK YOU. An actually interesting question. I was 20 when I fucked this 30 year old who lived in an apartment. She is hands down the best sex i've ever had. I still fuck her on occasion (for free)
Sorry if I missed any questions. Keep quoting them if you want one answered that isn't HURR DURR HOW TO FUCK 4 GOLD
Confirmed not escort, ever other male escort (myself included) I've talked to, will absolutely not do oral, very good way to get std's and then pass them onto other clients and ruin yourself. 2/10 kill yourself.
it's been a long time since i've seen a thread this long without OP being called a faggot
So are you doing this out of necessity, or did you just kind of look in the mirror one day and think "Yeah, I could do that."
Because by the way you tell us about yourself, you don't seem to be in a desperate situation or anything
There was a jpg recently showing you how but it's 404
STD transmission is pretty low actually. I check for open sores, and get tested 4 times a year. A lot of women just want sex (or sometimes just to watch me jack off)
Well, I was fucking my girlfriend one day, and she said "you know you could get paid for this". The sun came out, the skies parted, and i've never looked back. If you're good at something don't do it for free.
Nothing personal man. Probably anonymously call the cops if I thought he was gonna beat her.
I've gone on a short vacation with one. No dating
ALSO: another weird story. A jane asked me to cum on a sandwich so she could feed it to her husband.
>A jane asked me to cum on a sandwich so she could feed it to her husband.
Look at the shanty ass place he lives... In your dreams pal.
Yes. She also asked me to urinate in an apple juice bottle. Before you ask, yes.
black chicks statistically have more STDs, so only if they're fairly hot. My city has a lot of asian girls FOB that im pretty sure have only ever had sex with me. I think I fucked a haiwaiian once, she smelled like spam
>A jane asked me to cum on a sandwich so she could feed it to her husband.
My question is this, do you still go through with things when a woman informs you that she has an STD? I once had a lady that I met on POF tell me that she had the herp and I ended up not following through with the experience out of fear that if catch it.
My loads really aren't all that important, sometimes clients get their 3, 5 whatever orgasms and say I can leave early.
In order to get into this business, you must head east of the shire, past the realm of rohan, over the misty mountains. There you will meet a man with a goldtooth named Quin'darius Hoesmack. He will show you the way, friend.
Huh, never really asked. I've seen blood before, but she may have just been tight.
Yes. They were all college students, so, young and fairly hot.
I ask honestly. Most of these women are repeat clients. before I go bareback we trade recent STD tests. if I knew she had something untreatable I would 0/10 not bang.
if theres interest i'll keep doing catface threads
Some of them ask to keep the condoms afterwards. Or lick my ass and say they're going home to kiss their hubbies.
That's pretty cool, like nothing ever happened. Haha fair enough, you will keep your gifts to yourself. You have answered all my questions and are straight up badass, have fun with your milf fucking. Today OP is a legend.
Is a little over 7inches too small for an escort.
Really all I know about male escorts is the show Hung.
I usually get compliments about how good I am in bed.
On girl wouldn't leave until I accused her of being a sex addict.
They were lightskinned and smelled decent so i'd say iranian
Some chicks embrace their cheating ways, then cry while I mop up and leave.
Nah, I know some guys with 5.5. its about technique man
Spermicidal condoms. All the taste, none of the babies
Further topics of discussion
1. Female vs Male escorting
2. Most i've gotten paid
3. Weirdest place
>A jane asked me to cum on a sandwich so she could feed it to her husband.
this is why I lurk /b/
Okay, good to know. Just wasn't sure if size was the main important thing.
Do women expect multiple orgasms?
My sexual performance is of utmost importance to me.
I aim to please and always succeed.
Op would you consider yourself a cocksmith?
Also what's the most orgasms you've caused in 15-20 mins?
Also are many of your clients fat?
You ever been a bull for a cuckold relationship? And if so, how did you feel having the husband watch as you fucked his wife? Was there any kinky stuff involving him after the deed?
I've been drunk at night walking streets and have seen a client. I really don't care who finds out unless it hurts business.
Before or during. I won't fuck red pussy but a client did get hers during the act. or maybe she just bled. they dont pay me to care, just to pretend to.
I fucked a woman in the backseat of her car and she asked me what time it was, then told me to get out because she had to pick her kids up from school. Enjoy the wet spot kiddos!
Keep in mind, these women have such low expectations they'd pay for good sex. I think this woman came over 30 times in an hour and a half. it was more like one long one really
short break, not leaving thread
23 yesterday nigger, but I lost my v-card at 14.
Sex is kind of like a game to me, how many girls I can get, how many times I can make them orgasm.
I've been single for the past 3 years because I get laid all the time and just don't want to put in the effort a relationship requires.
Mah nigger, my best was 12 in I think 17 mins or so.
This was the nympho that I literally had to kick out of my house though.
How did you start, just an ad on craigslist?
Dick pick included?
Please stop asking me how to start. I really don't know. I fell dick first into this profession and fucked my way out.
Second story is long, but heres the tl:dr I caused the divorce of a local smalltime politician
More random stuff:
-most clients in one day, two
-yes, I have been queefed on. she gave me an extra $10 :3
- i wouldn't do porn, i actually find it distasteful
-am I worried about cops: no
- clients in my stable: 30 total, 16 regulars
ok, break time. keep the questions coming
I read in another post you charge 200 dolllars for 1.5 hours, isn't that too much? you have 16 regular customer that pays that amount of money?
How the fuck you last so long in bed? any tips?
is that actually that rare that women will pay for that?
average looks and dick here but can fuck indefinitely as well.
Would that be enough for becoming a call boy?
(hypothetically asking since it is degenerate imo)
>"Well, I was fucking my girlfriend one day, and she said "you know you could get paid for this". The sun came out, the skies parted, and i've never looked back. If you're good at something don't do it for free."
She was a stripperfag and got him in the business.
some jelly fags in here
How did you start in the business?
Nah joking, you said something about doing the escort beside your job.
Are there any problems involved, like coming in touch with any cheated-on husband, crazy clients, or how would your boss react if they found out what you were doing
tl,dr: does/could the escort affect your main job
Pinning their legs behind their head works, but if you hit the cervix it can be a turn off
I don't feel much with condoms, but if I feel like im getting close I do math problems in my head. works like a charm. And no offense taken, these pictures are old.
They pay for cleanliness, consistancy, and fetish shit. One woman only meets me in winter when I grow a bear.
Oh yes, I read Sun Tzus art of sex. that and lots of cosmopolitan
Im cut. When going in raw i just think about math or chess or something unsexual.
Women pay for me to be quiet too, IE not blackmail them to their husband. Female hookers will pull this shit. I fucked a woman in her house so hard she passed out. A female hooker in my poisition would have robbed the place.
at the end of the day i fuck women as a hobby and get paid for it. the attempted trolls in this thread remind me of dudes who comment on porn sites saying "dude has a weird butthole"
a jane once said she was taking me to dinner. I already had a hotel room so I told her to come up. she brought me a plain mcchicken.
Uncut master race reporting in, anon I'm sorry your parents did such a horrible thing to you.
Just jokes nigger, raw I have to actively stop myself from reaching climax.
>female hookers are no where near the level male hookers are.
What does it take to be a female hooker, oh right nothing.
if i am wearing a condom it is very hard to cum for me. i have to focus a lot to finish.
if i dont wear a condom (which is very rare these days) it feels much better. i can cum much much faster without a condom.
however, i still can delay my orgasm and theoretically fuck as long as i want unless i dont care and just want to cum.
also: i cant cum from blow- and handjobs
Nah, in theory I would but I don't have the communication structure I have here. I know some of these girls first names. One invited me to her sons kindergarten graduation. it was a blast
That client is already fat, you think she'd want me to think less of her by telling me her real age?
as far as females go, escorts are awesome. they mostly spend their money on blow, but they're fun to party with. hookers on the other hand are scum.
probably strange to hear me pass judgement on others in my same profession
uhh the two marriages I ruined
i didn't actually go
come on, wheres the good questions? Like have I ever payed a female? Or murdered one
has a woman ever told you she "didn't like" a certain thing you did or said "no" when you took a situation too far?
also have any of them told you to shave smooth before getting near them? i mean face and pubes.
no but we do get performance reviews and have to meet with HR if we get complained about
usually street gear. i have a big lockbox filled with toys and gear and fetish shit
if im meeting someone for the first time and they look too young (like under 25) i check ID
not currently taking new clients
on occasion i finger too hard. one weird thing about me is that im pretty much totally silent when I do cum. kind of offputting
i shave and trim in general but some request hair (like the one who only hires me when I have a winter bear)
Yes. My aunt. theres a reason I blur my face
I shower and shave shortly before meeting. One client actually likes me to smell a bit, sends me to the gym beforehand. shes bought my underwear that I wore for a week and kept it in a ziploc bag in her freezer.
These are mostly multiple visit ladies. if they're stanky i tell them to hop in the hotel shower and destankify. also butthole and lower back hair. shave that shit
Paid one, yes. When I was 16 i paid a girl in my school two g's of weed to bareback and creampie in her ass. pretty good price even after inflation.
never murdered a hooker. can't murder something that isn't a people
Not that I know of. I suspect one time, i met at this womans house. the room next to the master bedroom was shut, and she moaned really really loudly. husband in the next room maybe? idk
Nigger, 15 year olds get laid all the time.
Were you never 15?
Its when they get a little older and chubbier they are willing to pay for good sex.
Good sex to a 15 year old is any sex.
Girls like a "little more booty to hold at night" too huh?
Fat shill. No one likes your overweight obesity issues. Stop promoting an unhealthy lifestyle because you're too lazy to better yourself
kind of hard to answer. ive always had a pretty decent stamina tbh. of course there were times when i came too early when i was younger. this were very rare exceptions though.
i believe it helped that i indirectly practiced my stamina while masturbating in my teens. egding a lot and learning to control your pc muscles (didnt know that term back then).
it is hard to explain but if you flex them in a certain way you feel it is like you "deflect" the urge to cum. basically like a lightning conductor.
thats how i lasted 1 hour+ in my early 20s.
tbh 1 hour is usually when it starts getting uncomfortable. for you and for the girl. i once had raw sex for 4+ hours because the girl as well as i were retards and nobody wanted to quit first. it hurts and i only good for bragging. not for pleasure.
since my mid 20s i dont have to hold back anylonger though. it is hard for me to reach orgasm now. i have perfect erections though.
this started after my then girlfriend broke my heart and left me for my best friend.
i retaliated by fucking his ex girlfirend and but have problems achieving orgasm since then (im 30 now)
Never had a run in, not worried about it. theres 50 year old crack whores that have been busted like 20 times. still walking the streets. its not like 3 strikes and you're done type crime
2.) i killed two gooks in vietnam. was there on vacation last year
3.) Yeah. rubbing my prostate is $500 extra on top of cost. client offered me $1000 extra if she could peg. dont need the money that bad to hurt my pooper
Every time. Like I have repeated ad nauseum, repeat business is key. I get very very few one timers. Know your anatomy, know her signs, its pretty fucking simple. Women are not atom bombs
if you need to last longer in bed print this thread out and staple it to the back of her head during the act. when you cum try not to fart or call her mommy.
speaking of farting, thats another story
Nah. Theres no money in that. im sure someones hired a PI to try to find out. nothing truly disgusts me, if it did im in the wrong business
She was tight, knew what she was doing, let me bang her pooper. Cleaned my cock after, bought me chipotle
i make 49k a year in my vanilla job
nah. I know some personally though. they are a niche group and they make much, much more than me or other escorts. only like LA class or vegas whores would make more than a convincing trap
read the fucking thread. Its not hard you dumb autistic aspie, that one has been asked like dozen times already. I wont answer you, he wont answer you, noone will do your fucking task for you, but let me explain:
1. mark and copy ImJyk7yF
2. press ctrl+F
3. start at the top of the page, read his answer, press downward arrow
>what is ID change after router restart
probably. obviously didn't do it. i'd probably charge 5x my rate for anal
wouldn't recommend it.
you are not OP. this is the TRUE and HONEST catface of RUCKERSVILLE VIRGINIA
i'm not actually from VA
Yes. But they're few and far between. Lets be honest, I fuck for money. People aren't "hygiene technicians" they're fucking janitors.
but yes, some women have had extra tickets for trips and brought me along. one woman paid my hour and a half rate ($250) for me to hold her hand and walk around my city in winter time.
That depressed me way more than the homewrecking ;_;
what's the most you've earned in one night?
do you see yourself doing this at 30+?
do you do drugs?
can you suck yourself?
fun time, can you resolve this without searching on the net: (t)30 (n)9 (f)5 (?)4
replace ? by the correct letter. i, t, n, f, c
Thought about it, yes. Went to a set once, not as an actor, just to see. Porn is extremely unsexy if you're actually there and not safely watching behind a computer screen.
Overall, 7/10. What matters more is not the physics but how you look when she thinks of you when her fat husband is on top of her stinking of beer and cums after 10 seconds.
The next morning she calls you and hits an atm.
$2000, one woman, a bunch of stuff. I guess i hit all the right buttons because it was originally for $1250. I drink and smoke weed, no hard drugs.
If women keep paying me to do so i'll do it until i'm 80. The GILF market is a sellers market.
Can't suck myself. Don't need to. I don't even jack off. Just text the hottest one (30) or the kinkiest (Josie) and tell them i'll throw a freebie
Vagina? No. Asshole, yes. That was actually fun and i've never seen it in porn
The next person to ask this question had better give me their moms cell so I can fuck her on their bed and cum in their pizza lunchable
My sex game is good but i'm not an artist kind sir
Timmy the Fag Strangler.
Well, first I get an erection
Do you go down on women? If so, aren't you afraid of STDs when you are doing oral sex?
You sound like my boyfriend. He couldn't cum from blowjobs, (no, I don't give shitty head, every other guy I've ever blown has busted in about 5-10 minutes) never has and never will. My pussy is the only one that's made him cum. I think he's broken
I have this issue too, and I honestly think its the suction aspect of it.
I can feel it inside me just waiting to burst out, but it usually doesn't happen unless they stop sucking.
Do you swallow?
Same for me, really. One of the reasons why 30 is my favorite fuck of all time is because she genuinely made me cum from head.
Its more of a control thing for me. While recieving head I can't control the pleasure I get like during sex or when I used to masturbate.
I have that same issue with BJs, several of my GFs have tried but i never have been able to. Oddly it always just has this weird tickle sort of feeling.
I think 7 or 8 girls have tried that i've been with
Damn op, you did it. I remember i tried to get into the buisness when i was 16. I live in norway so things here are very deprissive, like everybody here lives in this A4 paper. Education, get a job, have kids and die. Divorce is very common, almost all of my friends parents are divorced and have step parents. Started off in a norwegian hook up website, met some 40's and friends moms actually. At first i did because i was a horny teenager, fuckd 7 mom's and afterwards i thought that i can make serious cash in this. Some moms back'd off becuase of my age at the time and they regret it. Still wanted to go with my plan and wanted to build a network with regular clients. Told my brother and he liked the idea but told me to wait, too young and unexperienced. Two years passed, still thinkin about it, but dont think i have the heart to do it now, first i had to fix some thins in my life. Its very depressing actually
That being said, i now have the experience and know some kinky tricks and can easily read people.Eyes on the cash, get the job done and gtfo. That's how it is, no emotions and just 100% on the roleplay and satisfied the costumer.
My question op, can you live with this? I know its just a job, and im not asking about the clients, im asking about you. Dont you feel your hurting yourself? As i said, as soonest i get my shit together and my self esteem, im going to try it out.
good thread OP (compared to the usual drivel on b/ in recent times)
My money is paid upfront, always, with the option of adding things on then getting paid at the end. I genuinely thought we were talking to her apartment for like an hour.
At the end she said "We should do this again some time". I think. I try to repress that one.
Ehh, rimming because I have to shave my ass, then I have prickly butt hair. Not all that big on getting fingered, hence the price.
Sopranos. I'd fuck Tonys wife even if I was gonna get whacked
Being a sociopath helps. The dude at McDonalds gets paid for services rendered, I just get to have fun and do it with my cock.
Archive when? Just kidding. I'll probably do a catface 2 when this thread 404s.
approapriate thread to ask with all you virgin sex experts I guess, I have fucked too many girls raw dog, and have, like OP some small things on my dick that I have circled in red. Is this HPV? I know about the dots on the shaft, but I have them on the top as well.
>i killed two gooks in vietnam. was there on vacation last year
fuck the escort shit, let's talk about this
Time is a factor. Like literally, I get paid if we go over the alotted 1:30. Some light fingering with lube works wonders. Most like to be fucked like animals.
You saved a picture of my cock! Way to make me look stupid! That picture is from a year ago and my most recent STD test (6/10) says i'm clean. Make sure that pic is your background when you finally turn on your helium tank!
Nah. I have some on hand, never use it. Some of my fellow workers swear by it though. They fuck lardbeasts on camera sometimes :( think SSBBW porn.