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you know the drill 4 decides /b/, let's get some tits

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you know the drill

4 decides /b/, let's get some tits
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hey, wanna start a nigger hate page with me?
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Knack knack...
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shit guys come on
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>>565167489
I have anal prolapse
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>>565167582
this is actually a good way to start a conversation
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>>565167889
She won't respond quick anyways. "Ayy gurl. what that mouth do?"
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>>565167489
Never fucking message me again you disgusting slut. I've had enough of your hit so just fuck off.
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4 get
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>>565167489
sup cunt
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The holocaust? Ha, more like the lolocaust.
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>>565167489
>you know the drill
>4 decides /b/, let's get some tits
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>>565168204
winrar
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>>565168204
>>565168204
>>565168204

winrar
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waiting for reply
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>>565168459
if she has any self respect there wont be a reply.
/thread
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>>565168459

You fucked up. She was cute too.
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alright hope fishface gets better luck

7 decides niggers
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>>565169584
Sup cunt
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>>565169584
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
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>>565169584

Sup cunt
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>>565169757
>>565169757
>>565169757

well shit
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>>565169584
Hey sexy lady
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>>565169797

Deliver fag
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>>565169757
Well that's just a dick move but a win is a win
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>>565169757

well, guess winrar is winrar
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>>565169584
Hey Jackie Chan, have you ever dated a colored person?
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>>565169756
hilarious
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sorry, shit phone crashed, give me a minute
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OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>565167489
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seems like cunts wont respond

5 and 9 decide whatever, looking for new match anyways
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

(Wait for her reply)

It's too bad you landed on your face.
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>>565170718

Sup cunt
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>>565170718
next one
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>>565170718
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>>565170718
You know why there's no jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punchlines are too long.
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I want to walk naked in your fertile fields.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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sup cunt
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Soup cant
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well, bitch got an attitude

5 get
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Eyo! Bitch! I'll show you my fedora if you show me your furdora!
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>>565171389
Fuck you bitch.
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>>565171389
SHE RESPONDED
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>>565171389
You sending nudes or not?
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>>565171389
masturbating...you?
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>>565171545
dale!
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>>565171545
lol winrar
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>>565171545
winner winner
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>>565171389
how would you like to lick my balls, faggot?
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>>565171545

winrar
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>>565171389
>instigate
>girl replies with sassy funny comment
>get butthurt

OP confirmed for insecure beta faggot.
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>>565171545
>this is what OP would have said anyway
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Oh look, more cancer. If you guys want to go back to old /b/, come here. You won't regret it.

srsly pls come, we need you
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>>565171545
YISSSS
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>>565171575
hue...hue everywhere

>inb4: gibe money
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>>565171790
quit advertising your shitty shit shitlord
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>>565171790
>raid board
>not cancer

Wow, is this where I can join Anonnymoose?
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>>565171958
Enjoy wallowing in tumors.
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>>565171790
>raid board
Have fun having lawyers up your ass
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>>565171770
wat next?
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>>565171790
Stop it with your open chan bullshit, no one is gonna switch over so quit the shit
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>>565172147
7chan has a raid board.
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>>565171770
what next op
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>>565171389
I know this is kind of sudden, but, I love you.
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>>565171770
op the suspense is killing me
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>>565171770
no response in a whiel
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>>565171790
It's actually pretty nice there. I saw this pic earlier and their /b/ board is good.

Admin is talking about deleting the raid board though.
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slow but still

0 decides
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>>565173443
Your not masturbating? Try it
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>>565172993
just went there, super barebones since it just started, but it has potential. I want to give back to moot though, because he's fuckin great
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>>565173443
want to come help me out babe? we could "watch a movie"
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>>565173443
I like her attitude.
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You watching Backyard Sluts 2?
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>>565173443
nigger tounge my anus
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>>565173539
Roll
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>>565173443
Porn movies? That's what I'm jacking it to.
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what kind of movie ;)
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like i give a fuck
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>>565173443
tits or gtfo
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>>565173780
>>565173780

nice guy conversion winrar
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>>565173443
mmmm what are you wearing??
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>>565173780
winrar
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what kinda movie? i'm watching the classics at the moment for lols, debbie does dallas at the moment.
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>>565173768
Reroll
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are you into pegging?
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>>565173780
fucking winrar... what are you some kind of normal?
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>>565173869
shamless re
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not waiting for reply anymore,

3 decides
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>>565173780
Winrar
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i post a shitty nice guy roll and winrar bahahahaahha
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>>565173913
this please
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>>565174040
tits or gtfo
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>>565173780
do want
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>>565173443
You should try masturbating
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Not a roll.

What app is this? I'm retarded, I know
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>>565174163

roll winrar, she replied also
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would you be interested in a fingerbox by anychance?
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>>565174448
i think tinder, faggot
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>>565174448
Tinder faggot
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>>565174163
Winr hell yea
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>>565174467
>>565174467

forgot the get

6 gets it
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>>565174467
tits or gtfo
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>>565174467
faith restored
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here comes a new challenger

9 decides
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can i see them tits?
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Fucking niggers amirite?
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you some kinda jap?
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>>565174768
wanna fuck?
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>>565174779
instant winrar 7zip
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>>565174779
winrar againnn im on a roll
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>>565167489
Why are you doing this?
And how the fuck are you getting response?!

I rarely got matched on Tinder and even when I did, no one would talk to me.
Like, seriously, "Hey, what's up?" or "How are you doing?" yielded no response what-so-ever.

I'm not trying to be white knight here or anything, I just don't understand how you can be explicitly and intentionally rude and get responses, while I can't get a single reply while being civil.
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>>565174643

>>565174526

shit that means i winrar, that's a stupid fucking post so say "tits or gtfo"
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>>565174768
sup cunt
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I roll for you waiting for a response
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>>565174779
>>565174779

fast winrar is fast
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enough of this back and forth shit. now we both know why we're on this app. show me some tits, I'll judge and then we can discuss if you got the goods or if you're like my bitch wife.
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>>565174939
well, have you tried using a rude response????
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>>565174768
How bigs your cunt? Cunt
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>>565174939
girls only care about looks retard if youre uly that's why
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>>565174939
Maximum beta
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>>565174926
bahahahahahahah winrar on the first girl
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>>565174939

i do it for the lols, and personally i think it has to do with personality and self-steem

usually 8/10 and up wont respond shit
usually 7/10 and below will respond anyways
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>>565174939
WOMEN. ARE. FUCKING. CRAZY. RETARDED.

~90% like the abuse. It sucks though when you play it wrong and get one of the 10% thats actually a nice girl.....
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>>565175078
That's the thing, I'm not ugly. I have pretty decent looks, fit body. I take care of myself.
I can be social if I want to, yet I don't really get to practice that skill often as there are very few occasions to do so.
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> tfw one of my favorite movies
> tfw i'm mexican
> tfw no face
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Aii gurl can i show you my proxies?
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send this pic
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>>565175539
so what number next
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>>565175539
whats the get op
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>>565175539

also, 8 decides for moviegirl and 2 for newgirl
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>>565175539
she thinks your favorite movie is boring? let her have it
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>>565175576
reroll
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>>565175738
you are literally fucking me with this double instant winrar
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>>565175687

"do you like detective conan? i love detective conan. any future partner would have to like detective conan, or else no sex."
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>>565175687
Amores Penis more like
*Attach photo of cawk*
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>>565175539
tell her the ending, after that, ask her if shes seen it before
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>>565175687
maybe youd be more entertained if you were sucking my cock
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>>565175539
>amores perros
>boring

Ducking dropped. Bitch confirmed for fucking pleb.
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this might sound forward.. but can i come over there and smell your unwashed asshole?
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>>565175839

rerawling
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>>565175539
let's fuck
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>>565175539
Do you want to Fuck you diabla putá
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>>565174526
Thanks
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>>565175850
rerollz
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>>565175936

another try
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can i fuck you right in the pussy?
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>>565176065

let's try again
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>>565175576
Good luck Ebola
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>>565175738

what the shit, winrar is still winrar for moviegirl...

nonsense winrar, 5 decides next one
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>>565176153

...and another try.
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>>565175223
Doing shit for lols is a noble motivation and I approve of it!

Yet it kind of bums me out that no one would talk to me. It's not like they've started talking, I said some dumb shit and they fucked off. There was, literally, no contact, yet they ignore me.

I just don't understand this shit!

Anyway, keep up the good work.
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>>565176153

going for any winrar
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>>565175539
>calling amores perros boring
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>>565175539
Damn yeah that's a good movie. Y tu mama tambien puto
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my semen would look great on your face
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new callenger

9 decides
yes, i don't even care about the texting bullshit
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>>565176201
>tell her the ending
"k, so now that you know what happens, you can turn that shit off and come over for some real fun"
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>>565176416
let's fuck
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>>565176328

another all-winrar try
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Do you know any Hiroshima jokes? That would be tha bomb.
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>>565176416
alright you fucking disgusting ugly ass cunt?
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can i see them titties
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>>565176382
are we done with new girl?
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>>565176416
Send tits first
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>>565176416
why the fuck would i text you, stupid?
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>>565176493


9 pls
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>>565176435
winrarrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>565176324
That's because you're a needy faggot. FFS, I can feel your emotional neediness just from reading your posts, it's fucking disgusting. Makes people want to get away from you.
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>>565176435
fucking best winrar so far
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>>565176579
winrar
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>>565176201
im sorry father for i have sinned, please bless me with the power of chicken ramen
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>>565176718
ty ty
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>>565176435
>>565176435

an actually good winrar, good job anon.
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I am groot
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>>565174768

Fucking Tinder

>"Ask them about your mutual friends"
>Ask them
>them

Fucking the use of plural as a gender neutral pronoun is fucking disgusting.

Tinder has all the money in the world, they can easily invest in a copy of Strunk and White's Grammar rules.

""They. Not to be used when the antecedent is a distributive expression, such as each, each one. everybody, every one, many a man. Use the singular pronoun. [. . . ] A similar fault is the use of the plural pronoun with the antecedent anybody, anyone, somebody, someone..."
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whenever i think of you, i ejaculate all of my sperm baby's onto my carpet floor.
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>>565176951

fucking forgivable gets,

3 decides next, text girl is still waiting i think...
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>>565176951
between my contriboots to the /pol/ raid on the darren wilson fundraiser and this, this is like the best week of my life
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>>565177150

trying for
>>565176650
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>>565176416
let's fuck
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>>565176691
Why, because I use full sentences?

Yo, sup nigga
shw me dem b00biez, bitch!
Suck my cock, u hoe!!!1!

Is that how I am supposed to communicate?
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>>565177150
how bout i see them titties first though
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>>565177265
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>>565177150
You into trading pics? If not, I'm sending my dick pic anyway
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>>565176579
>>565176579

oh, didnt saw winrar nice one anon
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>>565177150
>>565176519
there was winrar?
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>>565177323
winnnraarrrrrr
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Aye gurl so you want sum fuk or nah. Cuz my dik is so hard right now?
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>>565177323
goddamn wheres your fedora
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Nice fake Tinder retard, try harder in paint next time.
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bitches going crazy, w8 for newgirl screen
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has anyone texted text me bitch?
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>>565177725
yeah, why are we lagging on this
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>>565177686
>>565177323
op theres a winrar
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>>565177323
>>565177323

strange winrar still winrar
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>>565177686
You might get some sideways pussy tonight.
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>>565177686

This just makes me sad. Why is this girl taking this shit from you?
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>>565177725
good point i overlooked it might text her rn
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>>565177686
so, are you game? or am I going to have to find someone else who likes a little 'how's your father'?
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let me see your sloppy sidways gaping ass hole you fucking whore ass slut
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keep the gets coming,

9 for moviegirl
2 for newgirl
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>>565177986
Let's cut the bullshit. Your on here to meet guys. So, let's meet.
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>>565174939
because literally everyone is going to say something boring like "hey." try something more interesting
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>>565177986

next get?
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>>565178189
>>565177359
>>565177359
>>565177359
>>565177359
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>>565178189
wow youre awfully not sending tits right now
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>>565178189
listen. my mother abused me as a child and I find it incredibly hard to communicate with women. send boobie/
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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me? Ill have you know ill destroy your sloppy ass hole before you can even sneeze you fucking whore ass chink bitch
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>>565178189
i have a terminal illness, i dont have time to play games
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only a little but anyways back to me seeing those tits
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Used up and soft, my dick is waiting for orgasm #5 of the day. Care to provide it?
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>>565173443
so nudes?
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For school next week I made a frozen sword made out of my own diarrhea. My fellow grade 10 class is gonna be shocked. STABBING TIME
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>>565176416
>Negin
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>>565178301

fucking frustrating
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>>565178313
this!
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>>565178189
youre damn right, im a bit greedy
now show them tits and ill make it speedy
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>>565178313
ralloing
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>>565178376

nine pls>>565178324
>>565178324
>>
lets not pretend that we werent put on this earth to fuck, eat, and poop so tits or gtfo
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>>565178313
lol cmon this
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>>565176416
805? where are you at OP?
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>>565174040
send nudes
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>newgirl get

well, you have 2 options: tits or tits
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>>565178342
winrar of the day
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>>565178357
Roll
>>
My pants are off
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>>565178313
muh sides! THIS!
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>>565178342
holy shit, i got 2 winrars in the same thread. time to buy a lotto ticket
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>>565178194
I do when there is anything to work from either photos or the description, but if you know absolutely NOTHING about her, the fuck do you say?
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>>565178479

YO I MEANT >>565178376 >>565178376
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>>565178342
>>565178342
>>565178342

hahaha winrar for newgirl
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>>565178357
Rolll
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>>565178609
Time to buy an education retard; it's only /b/
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>>565178189
What I need is for you to fist my anus without lube
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>>565178189
A women talking about being needy? HA
>>
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.
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>>565178313
roll
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>>565178635


op better not fuck my win up... >>565178376 >>565178376
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>>565178609
i did too, wanna go half on the tickets
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>>565178787
O jesus. Fuckin' lol'd
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>>565178036

this girl is now super popular and will need a new phone
>>
I'm sorry I've been cheating on you with newgirl, please forgive me!
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>>565178869
lel
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>>565178479
>>565178324
Winrar
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>>565178787
kek
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>>565178787
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.
>>
>>565178705

yo, i won moviegirl at >>565178479 for >>565178301
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>>565178479
>>565178479

shit nigga you went full retard on your reference hahaha

still winrar.

new gets 0 and 2
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>>565177323
Depends on the girl, faggot. Also, not being needy =/= being vulgar, dumbass.

(Not a roll)
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>>565178317

fucking awful
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Hey...can call the cops? I accidentally just glued my private parts to my phone.
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>>565178965
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.
>>
>>565178632
make some shit up. ask her what her favorite dinosaur is or something
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>>565178978

yooo, not that fucking comment, follow the comment chain, i rolled for some detective conan shit!
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>>565179050
>>565179132
winrars
>>
>>565178705
kek
>>
ay bebe ma spaghetti is readi
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i don't even know if you're real...prove me wrong and send pic ;)
>>
I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO EAT OUT YOUR FUCKING bush.
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>>565179132

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. I ROLLED FOR >>565175839
>>
My pants are off, ill take pics any time now
>>
fuck
>>
>>565179050

fucking winrar for moviegirl
>>
You remind me of a t-Rex short arms, big and fat!
>>
>>565178978
If I let my dog lick my butt hole clean will you fist me without lube?
>>
>>565179094
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.
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>>565179229
well done, myself
>>
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3
>>
>>565179132
Yeah and it was stupid so everyone ignored it. Questions?
>>
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven <3

Cause your face really looks like it hit the ground hard
>>
>>565179048
How the fuck using proper grammar is considered needy?
>>
>>565179372
I think thats a BINGO!
>>
>>565179132
>>565179132

hahahaha you have like the best/worst luck ever dude

STILL FUCKIN WINRAR
although we might be loosing our only tits chance, fuck it.

and yes, i'm sending the yooo, not that fucking comment, follow the comment chain, i rolled for some detective conan shit!
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>>565179373

honor the win. if we don't have the winrar, what do we have? >>565175839
>>
Do you even scat porn?
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>>565179496

dont you fucking dare
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>>565178978
im in me moms cars...vroom vroom
>>
>>565179409
ouch. roll
>>
>>565179317
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.
>>
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fuck this shit...i have a gf to fuck early morning...night fags
>>
You're nothing but aa game to us!
>>
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>>565179496

rolling for fucking >>565175839
>>
>>565179605
>>565179526
As you said, honor the winrar ;)
>>
>>565179618

nice internet meme reference. I fucking love 9gag as well.
>>
So...just have to tell you one thing before I penetrate you.
>>
>>565179685
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.
>lets just post the above copy pasta - screw the rolls, democracy time!!
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fuck everything

STOP NIGGERS

WE ARE GONNA START AGAIN.

8 for movie girl 2 for new girl, FUCK.
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>>565179790

they told me this place was hell, but I didn't listen...
>>
>>565179496
>although we might be loosing our only tits chance, fuck it.

this is why e cant have nice things nice op is too nice
>>
>>565179903
can you tell me what's the name of this app?
>>
>>565179868
Rollll
>>
>>565179903
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.
>>
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>>565179903

rolling for >>565175839
>>
>>565179754
>>
i just need to see tits thats all im asking its not much
>>
>>565179950
>>565179950

not so fast, didnt send the last two gets, new gets >>565179903
>>
>>565179934
ye
>>
>>565179934
Chuckled light heartedly
>>
>>565170718
u make me harder then my sister ever culd
>>
>>565179934

again for >>565175839
>>
>>565180032
Winrar
>>
>>565180104
thats what i like to hear good looking out op
>>
>>565180032
winnar
>>
sorry that was my dog on my phone, whats up
>>
What do you want on your fries? Vinegar, ketchup?
>>
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>>565180032

newgirl winrar
>>
>>565180306
for >>565175839
>>
i just winrared a third time holy fucking shit but dont send it it wasnt a roll
>>
>>565179889
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine,
democracy indeed friend
democracy indeed
>>
>shat
lol what
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